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7/23/2025, 7:01:30 PM
7/6/2025, 8:56:50 PM
>>714696639
Eternal is a piece of shit
-weapon switching 300 times to kill a single bulletsponge isn't fun
-infinite chaff enemies isn't fun
-watching the same canned animations just to get ammo and health/armor 400 times isn't fun
-the platforming is ass
-the art design is cartoonish
-the lore is capeshit tier
-the pathetically small arenas are so bad the enemies completely break in higher difficulties
-Marauders, Phantoms, Rock Imps, Cursed Imps, Buff Totems, Prowlers and Poison Prowlers are all awfully designed
-the DLC is even more dogshit
This shit is tailor made for Bethesda redditors like you, and that goes for 2016 which despite being as shit as it was, was still better than the pile of fucking shit that is Eternal.
At least weapons actually did damage and one wasn't starved for ammo.
The game doesn't give a shit about your agency and even when you play it well, not only is it not fun but you get punished for it.
100GB of cancer, I'd rather replay 3 or even 2016.
Eternal is a piece of shit
-weapon switching 300 times to kill a single bulletsponge isn't fun
-infinite chaff enemies isn't fun
-watching the same canned animations just to get ammo and health/armor 400 times isn't fun
-the platforming is ass
-the art design is cartoonish
-the lore is capeshit tier
-the pathetically small arenas are so bad the enemies completely break in higher difficulties
-Marauders, Phantoms, Rock Imps, Cursed Imps, Buff Totems, Prowlers and Poison Prowlers are all awfully designed
-the DLC is even more dogshit
This shit is tailor made for Bethesda redditors like you, and that goes for 2016 which despite being as shit as it was, was still better than the pile of fucking shit that is Eternal.
At least weapons actually did damage and one wasn't starved for ammo.
The game doesn't give a shit about your agency and even when you play it well, not only is it not fun but you get punished for it.
100GB of cancer, I'd rather replay 3 or even 2016.
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