Imagine being Sam Hyde that afternoon. You just said yes to some c list star to make the most of your LA trip. Just thought it would be fun to kill time and clown on some washed up boomer. You hate everything about California like the trad you are but you can't help but compare the sunny cool ocean breeze to the grey stink of Rhode Island. The landscape up to Harlan's is nothing like the shitty suburban sprawl of the northeast with it's beautiful hills and palm trees. As you approach Harlan's house your childhood friends and partners barely sober are going DOOOD LOOK AT HOW TIGHT THESE ROADS ARE MY GUY AND DEY GO TWO WAYS!! You imagine how much more fun driving your porsche through rodeo drive and the malibu canyons would be instead of just picking up wiggers at home depot. Suddenly you notice the neighbors staring at you like tourists and your hillbilly tour wagon parks. Your hung over 40 year old masshole buddies are still talking about the road even then DOOD THIS FUCKIN CAR CAN BARELY STOP ON THIS HILL DOOD I BETTA TURN THE WHEELS TO THE CURB BRO. When Harlan's people come to greet you they awkwardly smile and accommodate your posse of gawkers to join you. You have to explain that they work with you and you're not just a bunch of plebs that have never been in the hills before. You thought you were going to some dumpy rental studio in the valley but instead you're in a hollywood mansion. Harlan asks why you brought 6 people to his set and your chigger just giggles while they waste time trying to find a place for his dumbass. You can see the longing in charls and nicks eyes for a future like this that they were so close to grabbing and then you realize that haraln bought this house when he was 10 years younger than you.

would you watch fishtank without Sam Hyde? be entirely honest

for what logical reason would you cast teenagers on a show that has alcohol?