>usually I’m the puppet master in these situations

Now Sam just needs his own tatted up OnlyFans gf

anyone who thought this fag was ever funny should be shot
also tells us a lot about you retards hhahaha

>>213003451
i think hes funny and that you would shoot yourself if you picked up a gun

Into the nest with you

>>213003492
>I think he’s funny

>tfw I’m going to have to go back to selling cars

Kino moment

>>213003674
>balding jewish man attacks red blooded Canadian Catholic while Japanese fish watch

Now you know why World Peace got nuked by AS

What's your favorite Hydefag coping mechanism?
Mine is that Harland supposedly ambushed Sam even though Sam brought a half-dozen of his sycophants to physically surround him

>>213004040
>ambushed sam
>by inviting him onto his podcast
>where same brought his entire gang to surround him
>where same brought up jews and rape within the first 3 minutes
>where same got visibly shook the instant Harlan ripped on him a little with his Goy-Koi joke.

Big Ook
Sam should have just made his nest like a good little gorilla

Imagine being Sam Hyde that afternoon. You just said yes to some c list star to make the most of your LA trip. Just thought it would be fun to kill time and clown on some washed up boomer. You hate everything about California like the trad you are but you can't help but compare the sunny cool ocean breeze to the grey stink of Rhode Island. The landscape up to Harlan's is nothing like the shitty suburban sprawl of the northeast with it's beautiful hills and palm trees. As you approach Harlan's house your childhood friends and partners barely sober are going DOOOD LOOK AT HOW TIGHT THESE ROADS ARE MY GUY AND DEY GO TWO WAYS!! You imagine how much more fun driving your porsche through rodeo drive and the malibu canyons would be instead of just picking up wiggers at home depot. Suddenly you notice the neighbors staring at you like tourists and your hillbilly tour wagon parks. Your hung over 40 year old masshole buddies are still talking about the road even then DOOD THIS FUCKIN CAR CAN BARELY STOP ON THIS HILL DOOD I BETTA TURN THE WHEELS TO THE CURB BRO. When Harlan's people come to greet you they awkwardly smile and accommodate your posse of gawkers to join you. You have to explain that they work with you and you're not just a bunch of plebs that have never been in the hills before. You thought you were going to some dumpy rental studio in the valley but instead you're in a hollywood mansion. Harlan asks why you brought 6 people to his set and your chigger just giggles while they waste time trying to find a place for his dumbass. You can see the longing in charls and nicks eyes for a future like this that they were so close to grabbing and then you realize that haraln bought this house when he was 10 years younger than you.

>>213004040
>the heatlamp fucked him up!

>>213004822
kino

You guys are like women and their tabloid magazines

>>213003492
Only the lowest of the low white trash have always loved him.

>>213004822
grim indeed!

>>213004822
See how this freak typed out this essay of psycho analysis for no reason. They do this shit in every time.
This only exists in sam hyde threads and kiwifarms.

>>213005641
It's fiction dumbass

>>213005641
sam hyde jumped the shark. you're on a list for even being a fan of his.

>>213005641
its called effort posting you should try it sometime

Day 7 of kiwitroons raiding /tv/

>>213003361 (OP)
qrd?