Thread 211837026

erm... i love josie edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- The CELL starts today!
-- IGNORE Ice Poseidon threads, REPORT Ice Poseidon posts, Paul Denino LITERALLY sucks dicks
-- Silence bags have RETURNED, as have lootcrates which now inlude 1 fishbuck
-- Ellie has never driven a car
-- Jet is currently casting freeloaders
-- Aryeh pissed all over himself

>Freeloader application link
https://zeosqo3goc0.typeform.com/to/DwJOVinY

>Watch Here
https://www.fishtank.live/
www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive
ppvs.su/ft

>Socials
x.com/fishtankislive
boards.fishnet.gg/

>Show Archives
https://www.fishtank.live/archive
https://gofile.io/d/ZGcCyl

Previous: >>211834043

Watermellie

why would a woman need a career

>>211836733
>>211836143

Jet really missed being on camera in season 3 didn't he?

Figured out who Ellie reminds me of

BINX

Lmao she said she wants to be a grifter and is changing 360 now

She is actually insane

>>211837058
Shes actually pretty enough that you could say marry a rich husband

...

Jet is gonna fuck her

would you watch fishtank without Sam Hyde? be entirely honest

How do you find a girl like ellie in the wild?

Dead show
Dead careers
Dead bot shill threads

I'm glad daddy issues Ellie wound up on Fishtank and not that other rough and tumble film production

>Jet giving his entire life story to Ellie
grim

>HAHA jet is such a LOSER he can only groom children onlin--
>makes the best internet show in history, and has more money than you
Apologize. He literally does it for you.

GET

A

SKILL

>>211837097
No

Was Jet for real in the navy?

>>211837098
high school

>you have really good handwriting
this slut is going to fuck jet

Whats the best metal gear game and why is it 4?

>>211837128
of course not

WHERE'S THE CONTENT IN THIS JOINT?

>>211837098
you don't, it's a facade. They spend their names with dm'n cute neet guys on discord

New Angie rape meat just dropped

Ellie is a liar, yesterday she said she hasn’t seen twin peaks

>jet was in the navy
well that explains why he's such a faggot

>get a shill thread
>get two shill threads

#1. Her name is Ellie
#2. She likes to eat Watermellie
#3. Sometimes she shows belly
#4. People often speculate about her feets being smelly!!!

Elllie should become my wife. She’s literally perfect for me.

Ellie's grooming Jet.

I WANT TO KILL JET NEPTUNE
GET AWAY FROM MY WIFE

>>211837026 (OP)
Josie is in Southampton, that means Steinful is in Southampton. I live near Southampton. I want to find her.

>>211837142
My wife is doing it now. She has had an incredibly rough time, due to having no connections. Her peers, who have doctor parents, have had an incredibly easy time and have thought it was fun.

would you watch jet's movie?

>>211837091
>dude I hate jews lmao
>I love this religion that was invented by jews though

lol

>>211837162
drvnk

>>211837163
>kings of leon
that night when her and freddy were singing kings of leon was nice

Asian people stop complaining about how your parents want you to be doctors nobody gives a fuck

Doesn't Sam usually do the life advice bits? Where is he? I haven't seen him for like three days.

>>211837098
you want a girl that has learned all her knowledge from a bunch of discord orbiters?

Something about Ellie's faux-humble life goals really rub me the wrong way.

>how do you know what gaff tape is
who doesn't?

Ellie is high IQ, and covertly confident (would be assertive, direct, and decisive) in a professional complex. She will end up in consultancy out of college—a high paid professional.

has he talked to freddy or direnc yet?

>ellie says she’d love to work on a movie, even menial tasks in set
>a few minutes later Jet slips in he wants to make a movie after fishtank

Master groomer at work

Hey ellie I know someone who makes $100,000 a year being a mechanic. Ellie you should become a mechanic.

Ellie is too pretty to know what gaff tape is

>>211837197
Both my parents are doctors and I’m not doing it. Not worth it, engineering is better

QRD on the Jet rapist rumors?

>I just want to be a production assistant
>I'm good at following instructions
>Please let me spend more time with you Jet

>>211837097
hell no

>uh ellie you are so smart for knowing what gaff tape is
jet come the fuck on

>>211837210
He's praying at church right now with his family.

will jet get a new gf from this?

Someone could do something really funny by sharing a clip of the confessional to Sam on twitter

>>211837182
#5. Secretly wants to get beat up and abused by fists and other blunt objects

>>211837231
cease and desist posting

Find her modeling and commercial work

>yo, listen to my advice
>dont listen to your dad

>>211837151
4 actually is peak if you grew up playing MGS, it feels so climatic and like such a send off, really was kino. Movie.

ELLIE HAS TV COMMERCIALS GO FIND THEM

>>211837139

She is asexual and stated she likes younger guys, idiot.

Is Asian pressure real?

ELLIE WAS A CHILD MODEL

ai kiss when

>>211837239
Sounds like the simps in this thread

>>211837091
>"The Christian God"

why is he afraid to say Christ?

>>211837165
What did she say today?

>>211837199
Anything the wiggers do outside of fishtank I honestly don’t give a fuck. Extreme peace was the final nail in the coffin. Years of “MDE NEVER DIES” and look what happened shitshow

>>211837237
>>211837239
>>211837232

The way Ellie buries the lede and speaks so vaguely is annoying, if not concerning. Why doesn't she just speak plainly?

Reminder that Jet asked Angie if she wanted to hang out outside of the show

>>211837120
kek perfect
i also thought of this picture after that screenshot

i'm going to pass out drunk before the cell starts

I wuish angie was stiw hewe
*glug*

>>211837262
Did you think they all just become doctors and shit because of genetics?

>>211837214
she is 18 lol we all were like this
atleast i was

does anyone feel like everything that comes out of ellie's mouth is a lie?

Imagine having a doctor father and good grades that you could easily use as an opportunity to jump start your career and make bank,

And instead you go on Goran’s degenerate rape tank livestream so you can become an ip2 tier streamer or gay grifter

ellie was gooned on the set of an Old Spice commercial

>>211837239
sad thing is, whole chat just eats it up. bunch of fucking weird cucks

>>211837277
it's called being a stupid dumbshit kid

>>211837200
there was a split when this jesus guy showed up, the christians came after the jesus guy. synagogue of satan.
hope this helps

>>211837277
Irony poisoned from being online too much at 18

Elliebros explain

>>211837284
dan needs a drink

>>211837288
Yes

We are witnessing live grooming

>>211837310
it's a satanic show

>you have TV face

nope

can we do the triathlon yet so we can see ellie gagging on hotdogs and puking?

why do men put young high schoolers on such a pedal stool in terms of attractiveness? it's kinda creepy not to mention wrong

>>211837026 (OP)
not relevant. thread belongs on /bant/. josie is not season relevant.

Anyone has the webm saved of Ellie's sister?

>>211837270
You'll notice how these grifters are afraid to definitively say the name of Christ as their one true savior. Jordan Peterson is the exact same way.

What’s Ellie’s Discord? I want to get in her DMs after this. I can fund her humble life goals.

>>211837290
not necessarily a lie, it just came from her discord orbiters first

mr neptune i want to do menial tasks all day

I put off goinf out for a smoke for this, way more boring and less cute than expected, smoke break

I need a picture of freddy holding a bottle of booze

>>211837067
I like this Tibetan Fox girl

>>211837292
Ho's being doing anythin' fo' dem twitter (Yous)

>>211837292
I have two doctor parents and took 12 aps in high school and have good grades in college and I would still go on Goran’s rape show, there’s literally nothing better to do

The fact that she says "I'm an idiot" ironically like she isn't fucking retarded pisses me off.

>>211837275
i know this is a doomposting thread especially when theres downtime but its been 1 episode
even wp had hit or miss bits with a 3 or 4 memorable ones in the whole season

QRD on why we hate Ellie now?

>>211837290
She's playing it up for the simps

>>211837200
read the church fathers and put down your scofield bible

>>211837316
Not even the same ethnicity retard

>>211837289
yeah that's probably why to be honest
just feels really gay looking back on it

Jet will give her a job before this confessional is over

>>211837341
its not her, just some kpop idol

>>211837292
she called this being fatherless

>>211837200
>>211837270
He's grifting, he is doing the Joe Rogan/Jordan Peterson thing where they ramble about finding God but they never go deeper than that. It's horseshit.

>>211837290
that's women for ya!

>>211837098
Get power and resources. These girls want to stay girls. To do that, you have to become a daddy without having a kid. That's hard because it is easy to fall into unc.

Although a lot of young women want to be mothers but they don't want to get pregnant so they look for single dads. But they don't fuck as well.

>>211837361
she wont show feet

>>211837309
It's not that she's unfocused, like talking to a little kid who ate too much sugar. She is deliberately obtuse, like this is a deposition. She is very intentionally acting this way.

>>211837026 (OP)
GORAN'S CASTING COUCH LIVE!!!

>Ellie has shitty grades
Is that the Korean or Vietnamese blood letting her down?

>>211837091
W grift!

Why dont they do a Fishtank season with like 6 couples?

this >>211837117
anon gets it

>>211837097
yes, I really dont care about Sam that much. he can be funny if his head is on the game but that's rarely the case. give luke the role of host

>>211837244
>gf
no kissy just bring me the kitty

>>211837361
>QRD on why we hate Ellie now?
gook profile exposed today
grim

>>211837288
traits are almost all genetic are you a child?

Jet was in the Navy?

>>211837277
she is a bug person that only thinks in memes, there is nothing inside of her at all

>>211837327
many are saying this

>>211837343
It's the witch test, these grifter scumbags always fail it.

The wigger advice works for retarded autistic males with nothing to live for

Not pretty geisha princess with rich fathers who are just rebelling for the summer

>a free degree is worthless
jet neptune: retard

why does the ppv stream audio keep losing sync?
cant use the official site because it makes my CPU work hard.

Hey Ellie.... you like film making right... well i have an offer for you.. you see fish tank is kind of like a movie right... d-d-do you want to work for me

>>211837360
I’m still open minded about it. What pisses me off is that the people who went to the premiere saw episode 2 also but no ones talking about it here. I know someone from /ftl/ went to the premiere

"Guys."

>>211837097
Not really, he is basically the highlight of the day whenever he shows up

everybody watching jet groom a girl in real time while ice poseidon is killing a man slowly with water torture

>>211837407
im pretty sure he said he only thought of joining

>>211837292
She said her father was distant. He fucked up

>Ellie has done modelling
SCOUR THE INTERNET BROS. I WANT THEM ON MY DESK IN ONE HOUR

>>211837151
>>211837151
best gameplay for sure. opening chapters in middle east are fantastic. game takes a dive when you get to europe. outer haven mission is terrible. boss fight is cool the first time. ending is trash. wish snake married meryl after mgs1 and had kids with her. would have still been sad to see snake die

>Separating from Family/Support
>Relating to Them
>Building Trust
>Exploiting Vulnerabilities
Grooming speedrun bravo Jet

>everybody in the basement right now is like: "fuck i need help"
smooth jet

>>211837334
>pedal stool
kek

>>211837091
Man, fuck this faggot.

>college for film is useless
>oh it's free, then you should do it
>medical school is free? No don't do that, that's what your dad wants
make it make sense.

>>211837290
she has nothing planned at all, she's just humouring him

>>211837403
convinced the guys spamming this is a Ellie simp and knows it's not too bad and kinda cute

Get a business degree bitch

>>211837412
stop posting that moonface

>>211837290
she spends all day talking to incel freaks on discord so she knows how to keep them going

>>211837361
because she's gonna get fucked by jet

>>211837399
Fishtank with a love island concept will definitely happen in future seasons

>>211837097
yes. every season I no life until sam inevitably does something to fuck it up

>>211837445
Medical school isn’t free

>>211837435
This isnt so bad.
>>211837403
Her Vietnamese is showing here.

Ellie should be a talent agent, good for a sociopath like her.

>>211837419
I can’t look at jet and Ellie talking rn the same after years of Jet bullshit coming to surface. I just see Jet trying to groom. Sick

Ellie got Garry Colemaned

>>211837163
God was a tight slut

>>211837290
she's a highschool teenage girl. the only thing on her mind are go to school and tiktok dances

Sharpfart is about to be banned for trying to steal Ellie from Jet

>>211837343
>>211837381
You’re both grappling with semantics. Far, far more Jewish behavior on your parts.

THE COLLEGE IS FREE JET YOU FUCKING NIGGER ITS FREE

>>211837425
think they showed the first 3
maybe sam made them pinkie swear not to say anything
alex stein spoke a bit about some other skits he saw at the premiere in the interview with sam

>>211837067
mtf coded

>shes legal age 18 and fucking her is not like fucking a kid!
>erm... why does she talk like a child??

I didn’t go to film school, I went to films.

>>211837456
How bout this moon ass tho?

apologize

STOP COCKBLOCKING ME MINTS ITS MY FUCKING SHOW

>You can't go to college to play guitar
Jet is fucking retarded, of course you can

calling Ellie's parents to let them know their high schooler daughter is being groomed by a fat retard on a livestream

>>211837478
what the fuck did he mean by this?

>>211837475
we're in the cell stuck with jet

>Jet's dating advice
He's looking after his father figure and giving advice that he will never follow.

>>211837445
>don't do things that make you lots of money
>you should stream (from my apartment)

>you can't go to college to play guitar
jet please stop dude

>>211837445
She hates the idea of being a doctor and wants to be a filmmaker

>>211837098
San Diego apparently

What's the jet and rachel lore?

i wanna eat ellies butt so bad

We need to find Ellie’s modeling and commercial work

>>211837505
He is trying to say you can get help from me, Jet Neptune, in the basement, in 15 minutes maybe?

why is Jet stalling the conversation

I'm horny again

>>211837488
Nope, they will never say Jesus Christ and that isn't semantics. It show how unserious they are.

>>211837517
No, San Diego is the most normie city on earth

>>211837471
it is if you have Crazy Rich Asian socal parents

Use free college to network through fucking

claire really killed any integrity these threads have

I can't wait for Master Sergeant US Marine Ellie's Dad to come down there and kick Jet's ass!

>>211837151
5 duh

I can't wait until she goes
>Hey Jet aren't you some kind of /r9k/ freak?

Ellie lore

>>211837468
nice

>>211837530
>ellie needs to ne jet's cocksleeve

>>211837525
Mads mikkelsen

>>211837496
mondocord poisoned s2 by spamming ftl with deterrents. best cast, best season. Shame they kicked Cole

>G-guys please stop the TTS from that one guy trying to take Ellie she is mine
Pathetic Jet

>everybody in the basement right now is like: "fuck i need help"
>Kill tts
>They dont kill tts
Production shittesting Jet?

>>211837488
>t. Shmeul Hydeberg

Jet really doesn't want to be on camera for an extended period of time with Ellie

>>211837530
what could ellie possibly offer? don't make a sex joke

>we don't need money right now
jet locked in, need to fuck a contestant mode engaged

>>211837361
We don't.

hes just straight up grooming her to be on staff

>>211837404
There's a difference between Asians becoming doctors because they are genetically predisposed to being obsessed with status and Asians becoming doctors because there is some kind of doctor gene.

>>211837412

Still not her or even close.

I understand that Jet just want to groom and her fuck her, but this is just dumb. This is like advice for a male with economic problems. She is a rich young girl, of course she is going to go to college to have fun and enjoy herself, she can afford to "waste" 4 years. I get it he wants her to work with them to fuck her but he's not even a good groomer.

>>211837530
man this is just sad how everyone eats jets pathetic simp shit up. starting to realize a lot of the reasons why the viewers are so obnoxious is because they dont self insert the contestants they self insert as jet. shits fucked.

>>211837551
Mira mesa isn’t even where the rich Asians live, Carmel valley is

>>211837461
Fishtank with the Hells Kitchen concept except it being a head chef you will become Sams new wigger/sex slave

>>211837543
No it doesn’t. You’ll scrutinize anything they do.

>>211837530
Worked for Clabi!

Notice how Jet perked up when she mentioned she wants to work production

i thought it was a joke but jet really is just trying to groom her into being his basement girlfriend lmao

#RAPEsharpfart

ellie is grooming jet

Would an actually reasonable advice to her at this point be
>Make use of the chance to get a free degree, but have it be something else other than film school
Instead of sperging about asian pressure

why jet look like a humanoid french bulldog

>>211837530
These guys are insane

sharp fart needs to kill himself

>>211837333
never thought id prefer jeff over freddy but here we is

>>211837151
2

What is the show about?
>Making entertainment
>Making money
>Fucking contestants

>>211837598
>there is some kind of doctor gene
yeah you have a child like understanding of genetics kek

ellie leaning away 45 degrees jet
panic

>>211837585
Kike

I hope Sam gets more involved now that his shitty comedy show is out. Fishtank is his biggest success after all

>>211837588
It's true, you're either a Kike or self funded a good indie film to catch a break. Honestly the latter is basically non existent nowadays

>>211837091
sam is such an unnuanced thinker, i would even forgive him if he were gnostic, but he's just a retard

>>211837509
Lmfao jet dating advice when he was a sophomore in high school holy shit what the fuck

>>211837636
On which axis?

>>211837554
Claire has been horrific for /ftl/. Her getting drunk and spamming /ftl/ on both her phone and computer, up to 500+ posts per day, is insane. She's not even intelligent, so her posts are inane trash.

>>211837614
Many will not understand this.
They are unknowingly grooming each other

>>211837530
Sex cult

ellie needs to quit the show immediately and go home and never look back

Why is she gaslighting Greasy Goran? she already did film stuff. I saw her in facialabuse

Jet tries to bang Ellie and she reveals her secret that she is actually 17

If Jet hired someone who went to film school maybe the sound wouldn't be absolute trash for 3 years.

>>211837599
Yeah, Umi is way hotter.

>>211837601
This

>>211837632
b and c

>>211837530
Super fans actively want to offer their waifus to the wiggers

>>211837097
No he’s the only talent here

>>211837610
His motives are so transparent dude needs to stop

Had a friend in highschool that I was in a Film and Media class with for all four year, he skipped college and works in the film industry

requesting picture of wasted freddy

>>211837639
>Everybody who vaguely attests to believing in Jesus Christ means it fully!
Shut up, clown. If Sam even embraced an ounce of the true faith, there wouldn't be Fishtank in the first place.

>>211837319
I like you. Keep doing your thing.

>>211837395
Didn't she just say she got 4.0 GPA? Doesn't that mean she gets good grades? Not an American so idk.

>>211837526
I want her to shock my nutsack and pretend she’s gonna cut my stomach open

>>211837261
>groomed by a 30 year old discord pdf file

>>211837530
What's wrong with this? She's extremely intelligent and would be able to quickly pick up anything they ask her to do.

>can we kill tts
Fat groomer faggot

jet pretending he doesn't think of himself as a genius

>>211837497
>only 3 fish worth watching because they were either kino, retarded, or eyecandy
no

Jet is such a fat fucking retard dude

>>211837026 (OP)
>Aryeh pissed all over himself
qrd?

>>211837200
it wasnt though :)
you yids only want to believe your own lies, and anyone believeing them is being tricked by jews into hating GOD xXD

Ellie getting a production job before Tayleigh and Cockbuddy

jet has never had any education or held an actual job. he went straight from high school to being sam's wigger underling and then sam let him run this show.
what qualifies him to give advice on any of this whatsoever?

Jet can't make eye contact with his waifu :(

>>211837116
jet stop grooming girls to lick your asshole

Literally just do porn and make millions. Females are fucking retarded.

>>211837343
sam has said jesus many times on other platforms, but maybe im misremembering

>wow i never think i am an auteur
>i just worked a double
>i feel like i'm working at mcdonalds right now
he should be

>yeah don't get a college degree
>come do whippets with me in the basement

>freddy and dirench bonding over nodding on heroin
Adorable!

film school is only good for meeting people who work/will work in the film industry, you can learn how to make yourself useful on a film set in like two weeks

Did Jet really just say
>I pulled a double
All he does is stuff his face and huff galaxy gas what the fuck is he talking about?

>So you are a 18 year old with chance to get free university education?
>Well uhh your time is extremely valuable, you'd be like 23 by the time you finish, so my advice is you MUST not go to college and instead start working as a gaffer right now
Jet what the fuck are you doing

>>211837612
>>211837487
He might kill himself, dude was in chat talking about how Angie was too far gone etc

non-college goers have such a crab in a bucket mentality. what she should do is go to film school for free, network, get some gigs, and then drop out if she thinks she doesn't need a degree anymore

>Rachel still doesn't have control over her social media
First Fishtank suicide inbound?
https://x.com/rachel_ahavah/status/1936623881151762460

>>211837687
Your “true faith” is so powerful that it brought you to 4chan

>>211837713
this grooming is making me sick to my stomach

IT'S A NONTENT SEASON

>>211837657
Ellie could have had a nice life, everything was set up, young, pretty, free college. Now she'll be sucked into the Fishtank whirlpool and never escape

>>211837624
>with Daniel
>"Ah you're 21 that's still plenty of time to try shit fuck up and try again"
>with Ellie
>"Look, four years is too much time for you 18yo girl. You should join my-I mean a production"

>>211837705
he didn't really, it was some weird bit

>>211837578
I wouldn't know because I had a non-remote job during S2, so I could barely watch and didn't post in these threads at all.

Ellie is interviewing Jet to see if he is good enough to be her boss.

>"wait what's that noise coming from the confessional?"
https://voca.ro/1iqlGeMwDgOG

>i want to keep my black friends
OH NO

>jet says interviews will take ten minutes
>we're averaging 35 minutes per interview

>My goals?
>I want to keep my black and trans friends

>>211837740
he meant a mcdouble

>>211837757
Exactly, which is why we're having this conversation.

>>211837664
theres so much better looking japs why post ugly ones

>>211837724
why'd you post that version?

>don't listen to your rich successful dad
>listen to me
>because asian pressure or something

>>211837651
definitely but i’m more so talking about how she has permanently sissified anons in here into openly posting the most pathetic, raped to death bits related to things she said.

>>211837763
There’s more to life than that normgroid

does anyone have jets nude?
it would be perfect in this context since this nigger thinks hes in any position to give advice

>>211837755
She really does just live in a constant state of fucking up

>I want to keep my black and trans friends
Typical teenager, wants to be edgy without consequences

i know whats best for u

>>211837755
sex with rachel

>>211837673
HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT GAFF TAPE?! ARE YOU SOME KIND OF SUPER-GENIUS?

>>211837724
If she wants to do porn I have a big penis. It takes an eternity to get hard and I cum fast tho.

too late dumb little whore we found your kick vod literally the first day of fishtank kek

>>211837648
He was 18 when he wrote that

She's regretting coming on.

>>211837741
>>211837746
>>211837770
He is projecting massively, in addition to literally grooming her.

>>211837802
what?

this bitch is a weird liar

>>211837343
Damn christians really are schizos, reminds me of another group

This advice is really good if you look at it through the lens of Jet wanting to ensure his cute little Asian gf stays dependent on him

WHOA BLACKED ELLIE BAM-A-LAM

>its a solid solid product
- Goran "The Monster" Rapistovic, Sarajevo's most wanted child trafficker.

>>211837746
NOOO BUT THATS WHAT SAMMY DID

>>211837812
Don't say that.

>>211837699
>meg
>meg
>meg

>>211837687
Stop this larp and pretending you practice anything you’re posting. You’ll be better off.

>>211837825
fucking kek

>>211837097
What would the difference between Fishtank and ADL be at that point

>>211837802
Claire does

>>211837843
sex with the hog that's running rachel's twitter account

MARRY ME ELLIE

Why is Jet even entertaining this?
Every retarded 18 year old want to work on films, be authors or whatever, and what they mean is they want to be seen as an author or a filmmaker by other people.

ELLIE WANTS A HUSBAND THIS IS OUR CHANCE

barefoot and pregnant soon

Ellie W

why did jet say "traditional marriage" lmao

>>211837817
damn, that yenta has a full canopy on her

Ac7ionJew always wins

>you want to have your own place with your husband?
>you know i have my own place already.

This is painful to watch.
It's not even grooming, it's just watching a retarded manchild ruin someone's life for no reason.

>>211837710
He was way thinner here. Now he's a MESS. Really disgusting and SAD.

>he must be WHITE
BASED

>>211837746
MDE-tards don't understand that college mostly helps you meet likeminded people. It creates a network for you to use after you graduate, learning is just 15 percent of it. Not going because its a "waste of time" when you can afford it just nerfs you for no reason

This bit would have been saved if Rachel was still there.

>you think it's possible i can be married in 5 years
>yeah

this shit is fucking retarded kill yourself jet

i cant believe there are people watching this and thinking how cute and wholesome it is for her to be on this show, etc. jesus christ man

>>211837746
Wait until you find out about tradesmen

>"Y-You want a traditional marriage in five years?"
>"You think that's possible"
>"Y-Yes..."

>>211837787
Umi is not ugly.

>He must be very intelligent
You're out Goron

Fuck off jet

I feel like Ellie has no fucking idea about anything. She’s so irony poisoned

Jet is such a cocksucker

You do stuff for money, right?

>hopefully I’ll have met a husband and he barefoot and pregnant
You people are sick spreading lesbo rumors

>theyll find you
that was a jet threatune

>I did leave my schedule open these weeks because one of production members told me we would be doing all stars before season 4 . I still have no idea who Ronald is that got me on last season

https://x.com/Connorrush_/status/1936874038128681084

Connor KWAB

>>211837802
Jet's nudes are kinda impressive though. He has a very suckable cock.

notice how she didn't mention age or race?

>>211837746
She will be successful regardless of her next life path as long as it isn't cutting ties with her family/friends to close to fishtank

Finally some good advice from Jet.

>>211837728
Why does he insist on making the show about himself?

I’m going to marry Ellie when she leaves the tank.

>be wary of the audience
>not me tho
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Beware of the audience, kek.

the audacity of this fat fuck lmao
he's doing the josie thing again

>>211837914
based jet honestly

>>211837909
It's even worse, she's pretending she's irony poisoned.

she's going to rim goran's ass. it's just a matter of time

Put Bex in the cell

Kek Jet getting defensive over his egirl

>>211837909
based shes literally me

>go for someone who doesn't know what fishtank is
FUCKING KEK JET JUST BTFO THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE

>>211837909
she doesnt and she will be groomed by jet too

All of the best filmmakers move to Providence, RI and deliver Fishtoys. Occasionally they aim a Sony FX3 with an f2.8 zoom lens in the general direction of retards fighting and, 3 years later, an Eastern European teenager will edit all of that together into "online episodes" that nobody will ever watch. MDE is truly the center of the filmmaking industry.

>>211837779
Honestly all three of them so far have been entertaining to me
Asking the Fish to think critically and have realistic expectations once they leave

>>211837887
There’s not a single person on campus who knows my name, epic network bro

Ellie should leave the show right now if she knows what's good for her

mind numbingly boring content from Jet here

Ellie reminds me of myself in conversation rly boring and just kinda implicitly agree with everything. People must perceive me as a cute girl too

wow, jet is also an expert on asian culture. is there anything jet isn't an expert on?

>>211837343
https://x.com/DelGroyp/status/1909422343132516830
>Sam Hyde talks about how Jews tried to make saying "Christ is King" antisemitic and that Jordan Peterson is just a total prostitute now.

>"You can't say Christ is King. Fuck you!"

>>211837930
>Beware of the audience...
>...the audience that will be your potential streaming audience

>her white boyfriend
we're in boys

I don’t care if Jet is warning her about me and if he’s already fucked her, I’m still going to marry Eleanor.

>>211837959
hello kitten :3

Is this just the Jet dating show now?

>>211837959
Hi Mints.

>>211837934
He is in the power position because she wants the audience and it's HIS show so yeah he can fuck any of these women.

DID SHE SAY SHE WANT HAPA BABIES??

>>211837526
That sounds gay. You might be a closeted fag dude

Reminder that jet groomed abi and Claire

Be wary of the audience tho

>all the fans are freaks and stay away from them
>don't go to college and put down gaff tape for me btw

>Her sister is half-white
what?

how are yall feeling bout jet grooming a highschooler live

>>211837909
To be irony poisoned at that age is lethal to any actual progress in life, I've seen it happen before

>You wake up and you're Sam

How do you fix Fishtank?

>>211837919
the only people production has contact with directly are the female contestants

>>211837914
>literal prostitute
truly an enigma how nothing came from this

Why do all these fish air all their family’s shit out to thousands of faggot viewers? I’d be pissed lol

>>211837978
>now

>>211837968
running an entertaining show

>>211837929
>Be wary of the people who make me money
Endearing guy

>>211837978
Always has been, newfag.

>>211837955
Ellie sweetie darling you dont need to go to college, just run gaff tape, for me if you want. Luke likes it.

>>211837381
It's worse with Shane Gillis. He believes Marcionism, that YHWH is a lowly desert god and the One True God is the Father of Christ. But Jesus is VERY clear They're the same God. He is greeted by Elijah and Moses during the Transfiguration. He quotes Psalms and refers to Himself as Jonah (going away for three days and coming back alive to guide sinners to God like Jonah in the great fish.) Separating the Old Testament and the New Testament is not just heresy, it is blasphemy. You need to know the covenant fulfilled by the coming of Christ and the covenant to be fulfilled upon His return.

If you do not study the Word then you are not in Christ. In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Otherwise you are literally using the Name of God in vain which God sees as stealing from Him. Is Christianity part of Sam's grift? Dude, you've seen his output. He's a demon.

>>211837978
always was

what the fuck is this?

>>211837992
Kill Jet

>>211837939
Rare Bex

>>211837987
>They'll find you.

Whoa blacked ellie, bam-ba-lam

>>211837971
do you think sam is catholic or orthodox?

>>211837978
Always was

>>211837914
Imagine being rich and famous and still getting the "ew wtf" response from women kek

jet convincing ellie to move in with him is fucking hilarious

>>211837992
kill jet

>>211837989
Her sister has a white boyfriend and hapa babies

>>211837939
with a nigger

>>211837974
>asian girls like white guys
whoa news at 11

2k a month is considered a great salary here

>>211837989
guess has a half older sister, and a half younger sister, she said her dad just had a baby.....

>>211837987
>>211837988
>That fucking body language
Lmao

You can tell Ellie's into him

>>211838015

>She takes you to the hospital

>>211837635
Don't take colloquial language so literally. It makes you look autistic. The point is that Asians care about status rather than being doctors in particular. If being a doctor stopped being a prestigious career then it is likely that Asians would stop pressuring their kids to be doctors.

>>211837895
It’s not cute or wholesome she should be spending her last summer of high school spending time with family and irl friends not getting gooned to by freaks like me lol. It’s fun to goon but she shouldn’t be here

why are these retards so in on Bitcoin

Satanic grooming show preying on the young and retarded with the guise of self help guru

White men and Asian women have weird looking kids. The opposite has the good looking kids. An unfortunate fact of life.

>>211837989
She's half white too. Her Chinese doctor dad makes enough to only fuck white. Her bio mom is a homeless tweaker in San Diego.

>>211838038
nobody does that we hate that faggot

>>211837646
That's not true at all, most jobs in the film industry require some kind of degree. Even if you're just talking about directors, most of them come out of MfA programs.

>>211838043
Your cost of living is 10x cheaper than the US, burgers are 20 dollars here

you assholes are making me miss bex again

>getting life advice from Jet neptroon
kek

>>211838062
She's half-viet not white

one of the most unproductive conversations that has ever happened

>>211838038
lmao

>>211838037
Is that rxknephew?

>>211837992
kill Jet

when is this life coaching shit gonna end

>>211838007
link to shane saying this?

>>211838054
Powtank 2 but replace letty with Bex

>are you serious you wanna do film crew shit?
>Nah don't go to college put down gaff tape for me

Kill jet

>>211838019
no clue, don't think he's said either on record

inb4 Jet offers her a job after the show

It's normal to alternate between fat jet and less fat jet but he just looks unhealthy this season

>>211838055
i have no idea why youre posting this its completely unrelated to the previous posts

>>211838000
>>211838020
>>211838011
>>211838005
all me btw

Jet is so retarded, free ride film school would be a good idea for her for connections alone

>>211838062
She’s half Vietnamese half Korean, lurk more

>>211838094
When fatherless people get better fathers

>>211838059
traditional investments are either slow and/or actual take effort
just buy pepe and hope it goes up a lot

I love how everyone like a decade ago was talking about how everyone going to college is a retard and just go do trades and now it's swung back to college is good and trades are for retards who will destroy their body by 40.

The best advice he could've given her is to delete Discord.

>>211838089

Yes Bex tried to @ him afterward

>>211838059
One of Sam's talking points is put all your money in bitcoin

>>211838089
Walk in that bitch get critical!

Tayleigh had to be a cute 18 yo asian girl to get a production job.

They're gonna show Jet clips of her looking at him for approval and he's going to Burt off to it.

i miss season 1 jet
when we didn't know he was a bosnian groomer

>>211838080
he’s a millionaire with hordes of online freaks that have done very little to prevent this. There’s something to learn there.

>California, are you sure?
>You spent much time in Rhode Island?

Ellie grift started

this conversation has just been circling the same points for the entire time

>>211838089
yeah

>>211837978
fishtank was created with the intent to groom josie
he was aware of her and picked her way before the show even existed

>>211838112
So is she Chinese or Japanese.

jet is better at being an advice guy than sam
it helps that he doesn't look like he wants to murder someone while he's giving advice

Ellie likes weird people he will marry Aryey

oh god ellie is so dumb and fucking up her life

Jet is realizing in real time that she’s too mentally ill to even be worth grooming and it’s really funny

>>211838070
you're nuts. the average uk salary goes nowhere. normalfags will pay 1200 rent, 130 council tax, 50-80 for phone bill, 30 internet, 120 for gas/elec, 100-150 for food. all on 2000 a month salary.

>I would want a husband who watches this
aw hell

>Film school is stupid therefore going to any college to get any degree in any field at all is waste of time you need to start working minimum age gaffer job RIGHT NOW
thanks jet

Man I love Jet and think he's a talented guy but he is clearly not up to running Fishtank

Jet grooming Ellie is the most evil, satanic thing to happen in Fishtank history

>>211838108
imagine turning down a four year scholarship to any school of your choice in the state at 18 because jet neptune told you to

nigger is giving life advice in the perspective of an ugly incel
this girl lives a totally different life
she would be better off around people in college for connections

was this hoe born in fucking 2007 lol

>>211837951
that's because you're antisocial and probably an idiot

>>211837934
it's this knowledge that prevents me from simping over any of the women that come on this show

Ellie doesn't realized the average Fishtank watcher is Cryokeen

>>211838133
>He's a millionaire
Come on now

>>211838133
>he’s a millionaire
lol

i'm rooting for jet to fuck all these bitches

>i want my husband to be a freak that watches fishtank
im so in, bros.

>>211837992
round house kick jets head off his body

ppv chat full of retarded simps

>>211838160
true.

>>211838112
Or, for real? Which half is homeless?
It is funny that somewhere between ultimate success and failure comes Ellie.

>>211838154
i'm trying to watch this retarded show don't remind me of this fag shit, its brutal

Why did Jet think it was a good idea to stream his grooming session?
>You are so grown up
>You are so smart for your age
>just follow your dreams dont do what your family wants
literally top 3 phrases groomers use

>Jet giving advice to rockstar Freddy
the audacity of this faggot.

>>211838149
Good

This is legit day 1 type shit

>dont waste your money and don't get addicted to drugs

Says the nitrous addicted money wasting Jet

>>211838130
He's only pursued like 3 girls in as many years that we know of. Fuck off. He's not some sexpest. Don't let the /ftl/ means get to you.

>>211838108
>>211838165
>>211838167
He gave her real fucking bad advice.

>>211838190
babytank is a possibility

>You're a baby
>You're very young

>turn TTS back on now I don’t have to concentrate on grooming
He’s so transparent

>>211838203
RIGHT?!?

>>211838183
>>211838186
denial doesn’t make it any less true

Ellie has already said she wants to be a Twitter grifter. Everything she says is a lie. She wants to sit on a Twitch/Kick stream and see the Paypal donations roll in as she says "based" bullshit. She doesn't want to do anything at all.

He's gonna skip Seth isn't he?

I don't think I can take much more of this.

Jet made his first $1million at 24 with Sam's crypto scheme.

>>211838178
Yes so are most mde tards which is who were talking about

>>211838168
yes

her soft pink pussy and smooth armpits and silky skin and warm wet pink tongue and cute pink asshole have only been on this planet for 18 years

>>211838201
unironically jet is right, i moved back in w my mum and dad, alongside my brother and my nephew and my quality of life improved dramatically.

Freddy probably unironically knows 1000x more about productions and artistic industries than Jet lol

>>211838195
all the homies at .su hate everyone equally

>>211838230
He sleeps with 3 roommates and gets paid minimum wage by Sam
Come on dude

>>211838183
>>211838186
sam and jet actually are millionaires because they "don't pay taxes"
you can look this up. I wonder how long they can get away with it

>>211838235
mondo?

Time for Fred. Someone who actually has genuine thoughts and desire even if it’s unlikely to happen.

>>211838203
kek seriously wtf is he thinking

I swear im not an ellieseether but that spiel about how she'd totally want a fishtank addicted freak as a husband is probably the most genuinely pathetic and transparent pickme attempt I've ever seen from a fishtank whore.

>>211838227
its insane

>>211838240
kek

>>211838165
Why does she get a scholarship?

>>211838133
Jets a millionaire? That makes little to no sense

Ellie interview was twice the length of the others

>>211837690
It means she has perfect grades.

>>211838231
why didn't he ask her about that? its literally the only thing she could gain from being on the show

>>211838231
yep. But she has the perfect personality and ambition to make it work. She will milk simps dry.

>>211837959
shes my self insert except im a bit more talkative and have slightly more life experience

INSANE KINOTENT
JET IS THE MISTRO
THE MASTER

I'm beginning to think there is no week 2 twist

Jets advice for Daniel and Aryeh was pretty spot on but for Ellie it was terrible. Does he not understand context? She's a hot as fuck 18 year asian girl with rich parents and a fat GI bill to pay for college. He gave her the pragmatic advice for young men who dont have money/free college/ability to just be a housewife for a rich BWC.

>>211838243
and yet jet is the one literally putting a leash around fred's neck

jet actually looks really good today. if he'd hit the gym he'd come out very well

>>211838116
The reason people should go to college is because they don't have anything else to work on for 6-8 hours a day. My brother learned to code by himself and is now working for a game studio but the average person would not put in the hours required to do something like that on their own

>>211837361
Nobody watches this show.

>>211838241
hot girls live a totally different life
college is actually the best for women
for men its a death sentence
thats why jets a faggot

not saving any caps of ellie in the DR with jet

it will hurt too much later

This was the dumbess shit I've ever seen in a long while

>>211838227
seriously wtf

>>211838259
and the fact that it will 100% work on her targets is grim

>>211838167
This. She'll go to college, get handed gig after gig just because she's cute, not stupid, and because people wanna be around her, and get a good salaried job the second she graduates.

>>211838247
That’s the fun way to go about it. Simple as.

>>211838229
>>211838257
>>211838203
Now you know why he wanted to do this in the basement.

>>211838257
>wtf is he thinking
jackpot!

>so are most rehabs
kek freddy

Jet: College is a scam.
Freddy: YEAH. So are most rehabs.

>I would advise you to stay away from fans of the show, maybe go for someone a bit more higher status like a showrunners or producer
very subtle, jet, very subtle.

tts sucks

>>211838118
That applies for anyone, get off all social media and stop watching fishtank

>>211838259
i hate how jet will kick and bully male fishtank fans that pander but if its a woman its good

>>211838154
There isn’t a single apartment below 2k a month where I am

>>211838241
I managed to get a place with £900 rent a month, and I'm still getting totally raped. 30k-ish a year is a good salary, but it's nowhere near enough, the cost of groceries/electric&gas is so fucked rn. It's dystopian, but idek if I could not live in my grease den

>>211837261
>Asexual
>Into younger guys
Pick one

>>211838259
If I donate to her, I'm in. My very own based Asian tradwife! Money is tight, so I might have to unsub from someone else in my Asian Twitch streamer harem.

>i don't want any coot. no coot no gway.
Okay that was pretty funny

How is Jet going to give Freddy life advice when he's half his age?

>>211838243
yeah his music videos are 100x more professional than the irony bro slop music jet has made

>>211838241
normalize living with family, americans and other western countries have destroyed that notion. things are already bad enough on top of paying 80% of your salary to have your own place

Goran's an idiot. Film school is great.

Good enviorement to learn how to work with a crew

So the Cell is fake?

>>211838167
i'm going to go out on a limb and say jet knows more about film than you
i shit on him every day but the video editing worker bee stuff is his jam

freddy just wants to jam

>>211838328
seriously lol not to mention freddy already knows what he wants to do and is actively doing it

will she become Jeremy Gold's protégé?

college is so fucking stupid if youre not going to be a lawyer, engineer, doctor, etc. worst part is you have this superiority complex you throw on everyone while simultaneously working a near minimum wage job. blows my mind how smug college grads are towards me when they have 4 roommates and debt while I live alone and owe fucking NOTHING to no one.

>i want to play music every single night every single city with bunch of people who want to do the same
>so.. uh.. you like music?
Jet, you are quite a conversationalist.

>>211838243
without a doubt

>>211838306
hell yeah
t. Claire

Freddy is pitching stuff I've heard on runescape

Ellie needs to be true to her original vision of right wing grifter. She can out make her dad and get a house husband to be a bang handyman. Because it breaks my heart to think of sweet stinky sneaky Ellie as some dickhead's bang maid.

new >>211838348

>>211838259
Angie-shit, horrible.

>>211838304
>>211838306
He really is just Bossman Jack, holy shit.

>>211838286
shut up claire

What drugs is Freddy on, bro cant form a coherent sentence

Ellie: learn a skill and go to college
Freddy: give me 10k to be a rockstar
based

>>211838199
Her Vietnamese mom is the homeless meth addict.

>Jet says giving up his free college from being an orphan was a stupid mistake
>No Ellie dont go to college for free just be a min wage worker on a set
???

>>211838355
Its free for her

>>211838354
Is protégé french for fuck toy? Then yeah.

ATTENTION RECORD LABEL JEWS
FREDDY IS YOUR TARGET
FREDDY WILL ACCEPT YOUR CONTRACTS
CONTACT FREDDY WHEN HE LEAVES THE SHOW

>>211838299
>>211838203
>>211838257
>>211838203
Ellie, your homework for the night: read these printouts of /r/RedpilledWomen/ and this printout of the script of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

>wow mr neptune i didnt want to got o college anyway
>i would love to hang out with you

>>211838231
i was always under the impression based is only ever to be written and never spoken, as then it sounds cringe.

>>211838340
The cell this time is the viewers suffering through jets advice

>>211838340
probably just waiting for sam

COLLEGE IS LITERALLY A GOLDEN TICKET FOR MODERN WOMEN
STOP GIVING LOSER INCEL ADVICE
NIGGER FORGOT DEI AND DIVERSITY PROGRAMS

>>211838283
He doesn't get that she's not even as popular as Josie was in s1, or recall that her audience was pissed about her joining ftl for production in s2, it only makes sense as advice to maker her his girlfriend who runs errands during production

Who's the ex bandmate sending tts to Fred?

>>211838338
Shut the fuck up Tuition jew. Graduate from film school and join the hiring queue when you can just go out and start making those connections and getting experience now

>>211838345
>i shit on him every day
sure you do mints under your breath maybe

>>211838383
How is it free

>>211838315
thats gotta be like central london.
>>211838318
yeah its fucked. i'm at 33k a year on the south coast and its fucked. if i wanted to live alone again i cant go to the pub or whatever. i'm 31 and its dogshit.

Nate? Scumbag.

>>211837590
She can lure in simps.

>>211838369
you need to kill yourself old man

>>211838355
College grads almost universally have more lifetime earnings than people without degrees. It's a short term sacrifice for long term gain.

>>211838383
we need a moratorium on asians and Indians getting doctorates. I dont need their inhuman culture projected onto my health and wellbeing

>>211838359
kek

wtf does become a fishtank band mean ahahahahah

>>211838376
well, he always talks about cocaine so figure it out

>>211838419
I’m talking about America

>>211838335
unironically we're going that way anyway.

One of the paypigs TTSing larping as his bandmate is funny as fuck

>>211838231
I TOLD YOU

>>211838355
>college is so fucking stupid if youre not going to be a lawyer, engineer, doctor, etc.
There multitudes of other degrees that basically guarantee employment if you put in effort. You anti-college people are retarded and love to point out idiots who got filtered into getting a history degree like yeah no shit they fucked up.

>>211838431
ya fuckin right

>Jet trying to explain the music industry to Freddy
BITTY IM FITTED

Milk House or Milhouse?

>>211838416
She stated she has access to the GI bill through her dad, which is not that much and does not make school free. Somehow the thread has invented the idea she has a free ride now

>>211838419
I'm 24 so I've got a bit of space to move, I dont drink etc anymore, but it is total shit, it doesn't help that decent earning jobs are usually tech-related which is total soul-destroying shit. I lucked and got cheap rent in a city that I like, but it's the lack of ability to treat yourself or save that's the most raped aspect of it.

>>211838489
Milk couch

Jet should just buy a cheap ass drumset for Freddy

>>211838489
milk couch

Fishbowl s4 sucks

>"Hey Ellie who in the tank are you closet to"
>"Direnc"
>oh


lmao

>>211838478
the sheer amount of retail people I know who have marketing or communications degrees is crazy. you have to remember its a minority of graduates who work in their degree field

>>211838532
He’s a millionaire he doesn’t have money for that

>>211838501
Gi bill doesn’t even apply for offspring you morons

MY FUCKING JOSIE, SHE FUCKING LEFT ME BROS, ITS SO FUCKING OVER!

>>211838130
I was a Jet defender after The Great War. Things been crazy since.

>>211838435
Asian docs are really smart not gonna lie but genuinely white and black doctors are so much personable

>Skin suit on Ellie


THANK YOU JET

>>211838532
actually good idea: 200 dollars child drumset for freddy ( other fish are allowed to break it )
literally free money @ben

>>211838484
https://www.ssa.gov/policy/docs/research-summaries/education-earnings.html
Takes 2 seconds to google it you uneducated retard, I can see why people talk down to you

>>211838221
Weren’t they all girls he invited on the show?

>>211838061
you got it all wrong. hapa girls = hot hapa boys = ugly asians are feminine looking the reason why hapas girls are attractive is because they are just asian girls without the monolid and flat face

>>211838355
I don't collect people but I'm good at first meetings. Without a degree in marketing, there are interviews I would not have gotten. Although it's the same at every job. Either have a connection, get in when they need help, or get in when they're established and only taking referrals and college graduates.

>>211838105
>Anon 1 asks whether 'Asian pressure' is a real thing i.e. do Asians become doctors just because their parents force them to?
>Anon 2 then says 'Did you think it was genetic?' implying that Anon 1 may have believed that Asians have a genetic predisposition to becoming doctors (rather than a genetic predisposition for status seeking and conformity).
>(YOU) miss the point and insult Anon 2 for having a childish understanding of genetics.
>I (clumsily) try to explain Anon 2's intended meaning i.e. that the Asian tendency to become doctors is due to a pre-occupation with status rather than a genetic predisposition to becoming doctors in particular, foolishly using the term 'doctor gene' as a casual shorthand for genetic predisposition.
>(YOU) once again miss the point and re-state the accusation of someone having a childish understanding of genetics.
>I attempt to explain myself.
I'll admit, Anon 2's intended meaning was ambiguous, but it's just a case of the spirit of the statement versus the letter of the statement.

>>211838649
yeah lets add a drumset in the house known for great audio

>>211838588
Yes it does, since 9/11.

JOSIE IS IN SOUTHAMPTON! JOSIE IS IN SOUTHAMPTON! JOSIE IS IN FUCKING SOUTHAMPTON RIGHT FUCKING NOW! FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>211838754
but the monolids and flat face make them more attractive

WE MISSED OUT ON ANGIE SKIN SUIT

>>211838848
ITS FUCKING OVAAA

>>211838283
Seriously this, laughable to give the poor guy advice to rich pretty women

she is absolutely set for life

>>211838754
Jin wasn't ugly. He was Canasian.

>>211838831
No one knows who or where that is