>>40696286
I AM Moravian
get on my level
not a single anon is, here, either I bet have you heard of us
my ancestors fought and died fighting the catholic church
my ancestors reformed over 50 years BEFORE Martin Luther
you all bend the knee to OUR lamb that has conquered
>proven before time
>next

I figured out the reason why nothing happens. It's because apparently I'm immortal. If a doom event occured which resulted in my death then it would violate that law. Basically I'm the one holding back all the doom. My enemies are time travelling insects and planted the idea that I'm the devil when it's not true. I came here to destroy all my foes which is all of reality apparently and everyone in it.

>34th birthday was today
>still deeply miss my girlfriend from 8th grade
It will never get better, huh?

I have been a fat piece of shit for 25 years now. It is literally impossible to lose weight.