>I'M A GOOFY GOOBER
>ROCK

THIS CHALLENGE WAS MADE FOR JIN FUCK YOU MARKY MARKY MARKY

GET THE FUCK ON THE DROP POD

>I'm just taking a look to make sure nobody else is being left behind-
IT TOOK YOU 3 MINUTES TO MOVE 70 METERS FROM THE REFINERY TO THE DROP POD BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO TAKE THE PIPE THAT LEAD RIGHT TO IT EVERYONE HAS BEEN ONBOARD FOR 3 MINUTES GET THE FUCK ON THE DROP POD

>I wanna stand here and get some kills and look like a bad ass-
YOU DID FUCK ALL THE WHOLE MISSION AND YOUR KILL COUNT IS GOING TO BE 56 YOU NEVER ONCE SET UP YOUR TURRET AND EVERY SWARM ALL YOU DID WAS DIE LIKE A BITCH TO 5 GRUNTS GET THE FUCK ON THE DROP POD

>Cumgargler76 and Troonknight are down I have to go rez them!
THEY'RE DOWN BECAUSE YOU FUCKING SHITTERS CAN'T STAY ALIVE FOR 20 GODDAMN SECONDS AND INSTEAD OF LETTING ME GO REZ THEM YOU SHITTERS KEEP RUNNING OUT TO REZ EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN BARELY MAKE IT TO THE DROP POD YOURSELVES AND KEEP DYING IN A GIANT DAISY CHAIN I'LL GO DO IT FOR THE 8TH TIME GET THE FUCK ON THE DROP POD

>Hold on I have to deposit this 23 gold I have-
EVERYTHING YOU HAVE ON YOU AUTOMATICALLY DEPOSITS IF YOU'RE ON THE DROP POD IF YOU DIE OUT THERE AND WE LEAVE WITHOUT YOU WE'LL LOSE MORE GOLD THAN WE'D GET FROM YOU DEPOSITING GET THE FUCK ON THE DROP POD

>Huh why aren't we taking off? Everyone is on board so we should-
YOU'RE NOT STANDING IN THE GREEN ZONE YOU'RE NOT EVEN CLOSE YOUR GAY TWINK ASSCHEEKS ARE HANGING HALFWAY OUT THE DOOR YOU'RE LEVEL 378 HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE TO STAND IN THE GREEN SQUARE TO BE REGISTERED AS ON THE DROP POD SO GET THE FUCK ON THE DROP POD

>I'm just savoring the sweet scent of victory-
WE'RE ONLY ON STAGE 1/3 ON A DEEP DIVE GET THE FUCK ON THE DROP POD

>I-
GET THE FUCK ON THE DROP POD
GET THE FUCK ON THE DROP POD
GET THE FUCK ON THE DROP POD
GET THE FUCK ON THE DROP POD