Thread 211566724

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>Tj is going to win s4
Can't stop that lil nigga

NERD

bad cast

I hate this stupid fucking show

>>211566724 (OP)
Once again Sam ruins the show except this time I’m not forgiving him

jinbros...

>>211566724 (OP)
Stop acting like Cole.

CHECK KITCHEN CAM!

why couldn't they have kicked jin in a funny way on camera at least?

Final 2, the OTP.

wrench

nigga heil nina

fuck this gay shit post kino S3 screenshots

>>211566771
Because they were afraid of him Markyposting. That's 100% the reason they had to trick him into going downstairs first.

>>211566762
is that pedo going to cry?

>>211566762
YOU LOSE!

Is anyone gonna go to where Cole buried the bodies

SEASON 4 WINNERS RIGHT HERE

Scam Hyde is a pedophile and serial rapist

Justice for Summers

Justice for Eve

Justice for Marky

Justice for Simmons

Justice for Mauro

Justice for Cole

Justice for Joel

Justice for Charls

Justice for Sam's fatherless kids

Justice for Fred Hyde

Justice for Don Jolly

Justice for Channing

Justice for Meg

Justice for James Price

Justice for Andy Ruse

Justice for Kurush

Justice for Orangy

Justice for Alex B

Justice for Burt

Justice for Jin

Justice for all future victims of Sam and Jet

>>211566724 (OP)
im spitting in the face of every single one member of production, especially Mints and Jet, for not zooming on PTZ on the few precious minutes Angelinas feet were out, on her accord
Giant spit right between your eyes scum

>>211566778
freddy is the only manic entertainment. they need to keep him as long as possible and they can just pay him in beer.

NINAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MARKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
CURE YOU HACK BLASTERD
JOHNNY NEPTUNE WAS RIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>211566724 (OP)
Actual previous >>211565913

what's sam eating? looks like scrambled eggs and steak

>>211566814
How exactly are you going to get justice for Charls? He works with Sam now

>>211566852
nobody gives a fuck autistic faggot

>>211566800
Marky

WHITE SHARK JIN

>>211566842
>posting the edited version

>>211566743
TJ CONFIRMED HEADING TO THE TANK
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750121938467224.webm

yfw you have paid $0 for fishtank

>>211566786
good lord

>>211566778
give freddy a beer fishtoy and he will be unstoppable.

>>211566814
>>211566873
>JUSTICE FOR CHARLS
AGREED. BUST OUT THE GUILLOTINE. IT'S TIME FOR "JUSTICE" FOR CHARLS.

>>211566852
Nigga who asked

>>211566762
honestly it was going to be back to the japan wage slave coomer life either way for jin, he doesn't have the charisma to make a living from being an F-list internet person
he went out on a high note and made the wiggers butthurt
commendable

jet...
I'm afraid you have no other choice...
send him in.

>>211566888
its very funny that mints can never be a shark because 1) his fat ass can't fit in the suit, and if it does we will all know its him by his womanly figure

>>211566724 (OP)
They really need to stop making this show, they should hate it by now. s1 was internet history, s2 perfected it, and s3 was a fun experiment, s4 hopefully is them realizing this shit is done, the cell 4 is so boring. Bitch tank/blood games is better, this sick Hassle shit that sam loves (basically bullying people) is never gonna work. Jet is also going from zoomer yourd be friends with to asshole

>>211566800
he did sound like he was going to cry during the stream poor guy is just a fan that got to be part of the show only to get fucked for no reason

where did these fuckers apply before? I'm ready to go in at this point

>>211566972
instagram

all these jokes and bits are falling real flat

Angelina - Annoying, im not a huge fan. Boring girl, acting like simpbait/tayleigh.

Ellie - Boring girl. Has openly mentioned becoming a chudgrifter. Just sits around in silence most of the time (we want the josie audience)

Rachel - AirsoftFatty but a fish instead of a freeloader. Great 'annoying fish' to piss the other fish off and regularly melts down. Solid. Also keeps bweaking the fishtank by refusing to do challenges. Kind of cucks content by slowing down challenges though

Direnc - Hooker with a heart of gold, interesting person, probably my favourite female fish in the season. The nicest fish in the tank, good at wrangling autists from experience being a camgirl

======================================

Freddy - Excellent foil to the rest of the fish as someone who doesn't really know much about fishtank (a "normal person" experiencing it for the first time), also has kino tragic backstory. Drukpilled, turns into Alex B after drinking, high energy. Will put his alcohol addiction over the needs of others, resulting in horrible dilemmas

Daniel - Classic anime dweeb autist, with an evil twist. Is actively trying to become evil and learning as he goes, very entertaining. Mogs production. Machiavellian, plotted to betray Jin while Jin was downstairs talking about how they were best friends. The villain of the season

Aryeh - Test tube baby freakshow, warmhearted. Excellent conversationalist, 10/10 posture, extremely autistic, keeps talking about Neopets and cartoons non-stop. Has what it takes to become G's protegé. Low energy.

Jin - Relentless gooner to the point that I became impressed. Openly laughed at Jet for being an r9k user on his own show, wasn't nervous or afraid of anything during his stay, very ballsy. He should've stayed longer

Overall, it's a good cast, but Jet can't control them as much as he did in previous seasons so he's crashing out due to his puppetmaster ego

>>211566814
Don’t forget trapped!

Ellie is charging her ultimate

DAILY REMINDER:
>Both Jet and Chip sampled child porn off the deep web for their shitty ARG project, Worldcorp
>Jet was previously a notorious /r9k/ tripfag (hack_blastard) along with his junkie father
>It is now confirmed from leaked DMs, that Jet uses his fishtank clout to fuck female fans and contestants (i.e. Claire and Abi)
>Sam came from a rich family and lived life with a silver spoon in his mouth until he was exiled from the trust fund after refusing to pay back his father
>Sam crashed his car and gave his best friend a permanent concussion
>Sam abuses HGH and TRT to compensate for his body dysmorphia as if he were a tranny on HRT
>Sam groomed and fucked a 16-year-old Marky Thompson, yet larps as a moral crusader as if he’s any better than the average person

>>211566786
NEED THE NUDE ONES

>>211566920
Kek

>>211566997
they could really use an asian guy to make these bits work

>>211566800
are you?

>>211566946
this is a blue board you sick fuck

>>211566972
Just go to the house it’s not like Jet’s bitch ass will stop you.

This season sucks. S3 was actually funny and they tried. @production stop being lazy fucks and get in new people if you need to, this shit is trash. all stars with old cast members would be better

>>211566990
stinky unbalanced pH

the show has no pulse

>>211566998
Hi AB

are we supposed to laugh when Sam says Asmongold? I don’t get it.

>>211567007
isn't that joel?

the ironic not ironic asmongold shoutout bit is really getting old

Sam told mizzy to unfollow Jin on instagram. It made him so mad.

>>211566990
fake, letty has tiny ones

Rachel calling for whatever member of production when they get near her is insane like what could he have to fucking say

>Putting Angie at the end for the ass shots
Maybe he's not all that bad

>>211566814
this

>>211566990
would

freddy gets to put his face in drench's trench

>kick Jin
>the following two "challenges" are touchy grabby wrestling followed by human centipede
uhhh so they're justifying kicking him for r9k and markyposting by suddenly doing a lot of shit that having a pervert involved in would be problematic?????

Happening now on Fishtank Season 4!

FREDDY YOU LUCKY BASTARD

they would've got nothing unless freddy spoke up right then

Daniel has the best spot

>kick jin
>put dan's face into ellie's asshole
they are forcing the daniel arc on us

You just know if tayleigh walked in right now vibes would SKYROCKET

????

>>211567068
holy shit you're right

>>211566778
freddy gets to spend the next 20 mins with his face in the wrench's. This has never been truer than ever.

>Another unfunny challenge
Somebody get unc, out of here.

>they kicked jin but kept rachel who just refused to do another challenge
kys jet

>>211567100
rare tayleigh

>>211566996
got a link?

>>211566971
Well hopefully he becomes apart of the resistance now that he knows what Sam Hyde is actually like

Why does sam dislike asmongold so much again?

>Daniel is behind Ellie
I hate him even more now.

>>211567039
every season you people scream about how the show is off the rails, how neptune is ruining it, yet by the end of the season we all wish it wouldnt end.

>>211567100
kek

>>211567112
kino

>"we'll see you after this adbreak" very smugly
>first thing that pops up is jin's face
kek

I really love the ad breaks this season — they really bumped up the quality! Feels like we’re watching Adult Swim bumpers in the middle of a mental breakdown, and honestly? That’s peak Fishtank.

It’s the perfect palate cleanser between scenes of Angelina hexing the fridge and someone sobbing into a beanbag. You get these weird, vibey little montages with cursed synth music and grainy VHS filters, and for a second you’re like, “Wait… am I watching a real show?” And then bam, cut back to someone eating raw ramen and accusing the couch of gaslighting them.

The ads actually add to the lore now. You get this surreal break from the chaos, but instead of pulling you out, it pulls you deeper into the rabbit hole. It’s like the show is gaslighting you in high definition, and the ad breaks are whispering, “No, this is art. Trust us.”

Props to whoever’s editing those. Keep the Adult Swim fever dream energy flowing. It’s the only time I feel emotionally stable during the stream.

>>211567112
Lol

>>211567039
Awhh anon you didnt like your nummies?? Open wide for the choo choo train!!! CHOO CHOO

>>211567055
Yeah Joel Patrick. The same guy who made Gothic King Cobra and hampow93. He got chewed and spit out by Sam.

>Jin missing the chance to sniff the girls' assholes
This is bullshit. Free my jigga!

>>211567112
MYSTERY NIGGAS

>>211567138
no i stopped watching S3 during the RV trip after realizing there was 2 more weeks of it

Why did “back-to-basics” season 4 fail to emulate season 1?

>>211567148
Mints crashing out.

>>211567112
beautiful 10/10

>>211567138
Not so with season 3, it got really boring when the RV happened.

ok I will watch your show mr hyde

Daniel INHALING ellie's feet rn

>>211567112
Really sums it up

wtf

good luck with the rest of the season jet

God I wish I was freddy

>>211567112
nice

>>211567138
last season wasn't this bad bro

>>211567186
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

I haven't been watching this season I just saw this thread on the catty

did Sam sperg out and ruin the show like season 2 again? what happened?

She could have saved this shitshow

Johnny Neptune raised a piece of shit

THIS CHALLENGE WAS MADE FOR JIN FUCK YOU MARKY MARKY MARKY

>>211567159
That $200 is gonna find its way to the purse of Providence's finest lady

so why did jin get kicked? was it your usual sam hyde/jet neptude retard panic?

did sam confuse angie with ellie and think angie was the 18 year old and put her at the end?

unironically this would have been kino with Jin, but is now going to be the most monotonous shit we’ve been forced to watch so far today

>you can say whatever you want on fishtank
MARKY MARKY MARKY MARKY

>>211567138
ROAD TRIP BURT KINO

>>211567176
>>211567184
yeah I agree actually that's when I stopped watching. the recap about jeff bringing in drugs was funny though

>>211567138
Hi Jet

Dan gets to smell Ellie’s barely legal young hot unwashed stinky God pussy
Not fair

>>211567148
>—
Write your own posts AI faggot

>>211567014
the links have been posted in the last 10 threads, PAY ATTENTION

>>211567220
Lol
Yeah lmao

>>211567188
kys jet dicksucker

Tonight made me almost want to side with that stupid bitch Shannon but then I remembered she's a pilled out BPD whore. I'll just hate Sam and Jet on my own terms.

JET MAKE THE FUCKING CALL

>>211567219
Yeah it was retard panic again.

alright we get it

>>211567138
at least last season had the whore with the tits and the ass constantly showing and burt and alex being funny tards. this is bad except for the hog freaking out

BRAP

Yo /tv/

Can I get a QRD on what they are doing?

>>211567229
fake news

>>211566964
S1 was magic because there was a real fear and distance b/w fish and production. Especially for Goldstriker. A lot of it was kayfabe, but it worked.
ff to S4
>no more mystique
>no more surprises
>no more joy
>no more heart
>no more discovery
It's clear that it's just a slog for them 90% of the time. Sam especially. I was going to get nice and comfy and liquored up tonight but I literally pulled up /ftl/ in the parking lot and found out Jin got kicked for making Jet buttmad and 86'd those plans.
At least I'm not going to be hung over tomorrow at work. Thanks, Jet Ineptitude.

>>211567213
hate this faggot

>>211567219
Yes

>>211567213
Would you be able to resist taking a deep sniff? Be honest /ftl/

>>211567138
s2 was the only one that retained me till the finale. and even then i skipped a ton of the last few weeks

>>211566746
OOH IT MAKES ME SO MAD

haha anti-semitism. sam totally didnt lose his humor once he became a bitter anti-semite

>>211567195
boy did he ever fuck it up this time. I didn't think this would happen.

>>211567186
>>211567213
>>211567228
This is not fucking fair

>go on fishtank
>sing "you got what I need" by biz markie
>people ask who that's by

why is Sam not hyped to die for israel? it's what Based Trump wants us to do

Daniel needs to bury his face in ellie's ass

>>211566724 (OP)
MARKYPOSTERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
SAMMY'S PIGGIES WON'T HAVE A GOOD TIME
OH THEY WILL FUCKING LOSE THEIR MIND
EVERYBODY SINGING
*CLAP CLAP CLAP*
MARKY

>>211567248
human centipede

>>211567235
fuck that, i want 10 second webms

>>211567259
s2 wins always wins

actually funny bit

He's not wrong you know.

>>211567272
he's woke right

>>211567219
he mentioned gorans old r9k posts

>>211567254
Washed bit
Dead show

Guys, stop schizoposting, no one’s using ChatGPT to make posts in this /ftl/ thread. This is pure brainrot, handcrafted by unemployed visionaries running on Zyn, microwave quesadillas, and spiritual delusion.

The idea that some AI is sitting there generating these posts like “Let me analyze the metaphysical significance of Angelina taping herself to a chair” is hilarious. We’re not that organized. These threads are digital jazz. Unfiltered chaos. No algorithm would willingly associate with this mess.

Besides, if ChatGPT was writing posts in here, don’t you think the grammar would be tighter and the schizo would be wrapped in MLA format? Half of you are typing like you’re communicating through static and half a Newport.

So please. Take off the tinfoil hat. No bots here — just the raw, uncut energy of people who have watched too many hours of a livestreamed asylum and now think “parasocial fish sorcery” is a real genre.

this is unironically one of the most humiliating shit ive seen in ftl history lol

Dan is so fucking afraid of being rapey he's not even enjoying the fact Ellie's ass and feet are bent against him. Fucking FAGGOT NERD.

>>211567275
That guy had pretty big balls to do that as a 5'10 man in front of a 6'5 meat block

I dont think I could even do this. my knees hurt like fucking hell on hard floors. couldnt even do this in freds position

thank you sam. shes cute but never shuts up

>Ellie's ass in your face
>Drench putting her lesbo dyke skills to work in the back
Daniel can't stop winning.

>>211567242
>>211567255
these retards really have no business running a show

>>211567179
It was pretty good until the wiggers sperged out

How many miles of black cock do you think have been up Angie's cute little flip shitter? God, I'd love to watch that.

>>211567272
must be a very confusing time for all of these reactionary clowns lol

Thank you Sam finally she will shut up

>>211567254
Faggot

>doing human centipede challenge
>not feeding them gassy food beforehand
They’re just dumb.

>>211567298
what's the bit?

has rachel done anything since the start?

HA HAA HAAAAAA!

>>211567303
more humiliating for the wiggers thoughbeit

barf

GOD I WANNA HUFF DIRENCS ASS

>>211567186
Daniel already won the show with this

>titty popping out
>it's rachels
fuck my shitty nigger life

>>211566990
how do i find the rest of lettys nudes

>>211567282
i only post art. also this is a blue board :/

WHY FUCK UP THE SHOW
there are so many people involved putting in the work, why ruin it with your bad attitude

this is mind control stuff, to do "team building exercises" after kicking someone off for no reason while giving no explanation

>>211567262
erm, it's not antisemitic to criticise israel. yes, they have a right to self defense but this is taking it too far. free palestine

>>211567312
freddy has it even better

>>211567318
for real lmfao he kept saying how he was the anti war guy

>>211567316
That seems more like a Rachel thing than an Angie thing, Angie seems more like she would fuck chuds that make her wear a MAGA hat.

gross man cmon you fucking pig. this bitch should genuinely just kill herself.

Season is dead. You are free. Use this is as motivation to lose weight, stop vaping and stop being a faggot.

>>211567332
She won over production and is getting a job with them. Possibly even going to be Ben's therapist

I didn't expect vibes this grim as early as day 4

>>211567332
start of the challenge or the show?

I would "accidentally" shove my face in drenches stinky, sweaty ass cheeks.

>>211567332
cried milk and got a concussion

>>211567254
That’s hack blastard

I wonder if I would have found this funny if I didnt hate jet and sam now. probably not.

Wait for the reveal guys... white shark is a special someone

Rachel is so fucking annoying

>>211567326
you think sam can actually come up with good bits?

>>211567257
I'd have my nose at least three inches into her sphincter before they wrangled me.

>>211567370
Sylvia but better

This is exactly what I've been waiting for

>>211567326
they came up with this "bit" 10 minutes ago

WTF this Human Centipede challenge is so sick. Who the hell is running production right now — Dr. Heiter’s unpaid intern? I knew they were gonna go off the rails eventually, but this is straight-up criminal minds season finale energy. It's not even “haha funny reality show gross-out” anymore, it’s “a Hague tribunal might be involved” level stuff.

And THANK GOD Rachel doesn't have to participate. She’s been through enough already — sprained ankle, spiritual exhaustion, and now dodging butt-to-face relay races like it's Saw: Influencer Edition. Honestly if she got added to the chain I think she’d just ascend midstream and vanish into a puff of lavender mist and trauma.

The worst part is, you just know someone in that house volunteered for this like it was a birthday party game. Like, not even ironically. Just fully leaned in. That’s how far we’ve sunk.

At this point the challenges are less about competition and more about seeing who’s the first to lose their sense of dignity permanently. And honestly? I can’t look away.

>>211567361
the person you replied to is probably irish or australian

fucking hell the first tit slip is the hogs

>>211567379
It's Luke.

A fanbase full of jimmies

artist guys, take note

>the guy with the worst hand eye coordination in front
Kek

>>211567367
based. i look like jet and this is a wakeup call. im going for a run

I have never doomposted ever but kicking Jin is not a good sign for this season. Why do they always treat their cast as expendable in the first week and then desperately try to hold on to the stragglers after?

>>211567370
What the fuck dude why is she the only one constantly slipping

Rachel wants to be part of this so bad but refuses to participate it’s such a funny dynamic .

>>211567372
GOD, SAME.

why are these retards jerking around instead of just moving as one naturally would in this position

Daniel unironically needs to rape ellie NOW. It's the only real chance he will get

guys whats the lore behind cole

I would accidentally lurch forward and bury my nose as deep into Ellie's ass possible.

>>211567359
I can't imagine angie is doing a better job back there than drench

there is no saving this

this is suddenly boring for some odd reason

>>211567370
hell yeah good for her

>>211567372
same

>>211567138
They fucked up s2 bloodgames bitchtank and s3 was their biggest fuck up yet idk how you're still watching im just here to shitpost haven't tuned in once

>>211567326
daniel is full of laxitives and i dont know if he has diarrhead yet

joever

>>211567369
THERE's that solid solid product we've been waiting for

>>211567312
Jin would've loved this so much...

>>211567333
>I hope you all like the smell of cologne!
Probably the funniest into there has ever been on the show.

>>211567349
Post on /gif/? NTA but I'd check them out on there. Amazing there isn't a thread already.

>>211567371
the show, todays the only day i've been watching. all ive seen her do is cry and fall asleep while eating oreos

nobody gives a fuck about luke that clown has nothing to offer here

It's a decent bit, but this doesn't save the show

LMAO THE SITE WENT DOWN

>>211567392
Its not her first.

HE ON THE FISHTANK SHOW TALMBOUT "why is jet retarded";
THIS NIGGA STUPID

>>211567262
If there's anything I dislike Sam for it definitely isn't anti-Semitism.

>>211567395
this is who sends them money, this is who they pander to, this is why the show isn't good

>>211567382
They wing it. All of it.
If they spent a couple of hours brainstorming shit they could.

>250 replies
>68 images
Hello tourists, this is an imageboard.

>>211567401
Because Sam.

Do you guys think Luke is standing there just thinking about how he shifted his entire life moving across the country to work with these inept washed up retards?

>>211567388
like all of them

>>211567401
remember when they brought in chip after they kicked cole and it was embarrassing for everyone involved

>>211567370
>i think i saw a titty your titty poppin out
lol direnc

>>211567435
m3u chads stay winning

>>211567393
How exciting. More fake laughter and tryharding

>>211567437
https://vocaroo.com/13AmPPp6hQPB

>DON'T DO IT
>THERE'S A SNACK

>>211567326
Dude. I would literally cum if ellie or drench ripped ass.

38 DAYS LEFT?????

I'm not even watching

I don't care anymore

>Constantino motion
>fish doing a u turn as centipede
My schizo theory is the sticker mule ceo saw the clip of jin making the pedo joke and demanded they pull him

did she not notice her nip slipping??

>>211567445
we're trying to keep the thread from dying immediately

>>211567395
Dood, the perfect gaslight. A bunch of fans who know the show wouldn't see through that immediately.

Reminder that a 29 year old man wrote this to a 15 year old in high school

It’s crazy to me that that’s THE Sam Hyde. THE SAM HYDE that’s been so notoriously infamous online. That’s him, doing this shit. So weird man. I mean that guy has done so much in his life, stand up bits, ted talk, Adultswim show, hassles, kickstarter tv, idubbbz, and now look where he is. So crazy.

>>211567395
this is the same guy that tried to press charges on Q for trolling his gay ass space

>>211567395
that's been the target audience since s3

>>211567326
Dan took a laxative

>>211567395
why do they like workout challenges? they are ALWAYS boring

>>211567450
Is Luke even working on this? There's no way he'd sit back and let this garbage happen.

>>211567450
Luke isn't capable of that level of critical thinking

>>211567402
you try keeping all of that covered up

how do you let yourself get mogged by an asian incel lmao

>>211567372
I would hug around her waist and take deep sniffs until Sam choked me unconscious. I'm never letting my face exit her cheeks willingly, they'll have to kill me

>>211567395
Jimmy is the fucking worst

>>211567354
lol for real. completely shocking the system to make them even forget he was there

>>211567434
how the fuck is the what you consider a decent bit

>>211566936
He said in his confessional he had no interest in being a streamer after this. "Who the fuck is watching a Brian Stream"

it's honestly impressive that the wiggers have speed run of "panicking and kicking someone off the show because of sam's retard panic" so early
and now it appears they've speed run the boring and lame "challenges"

so get your bingo cards ready:
-homeless guy(s)
-disabilities
-le milk puke
-fatty

what am I missing

>>211567405
She is physically incapable of participating in any challenge.

when does claire start streaming

>>211567395
goosmus is unironically the jimmy of the fanbase

>>211567477
She's too barred out to notice or care.

I wasn't even going to say Marky.

>>211567389
fuck you 567

This is the death of Fishtank for anyone with a brain. It was jokes before but this is too gay to continue.

>>211567179
they kicked off a contestant for no reason and killed the vibe. then sam started sperging out at the fish for not being entertaining enough. they're now stuck in a feedback loop similar to s2 where the fish aren't excited anymore which in turn causes sam to get pissed off at them killing the vibe even more

>>211567436
and probably wont be the last

>>211567493
jin said he had just got to the house when he got kicked

>>211567344
joop spongebob

>>211567445
damn, i miss /prog/ frfr

How has Sam not told Rachel to stop talking yet

>>211567512
let it go juan

>>211567231
16 is legal there

Don't you think Sam would've honed his craft a little bit better by age 40? I think the skits are really funny and he was great in S1 of Fishtank but there's so many misfires in the last couple seasons and his livestreams are aids

>>211567395
fart
fart

>>211567445
right my bad

>>211567497
because he wasn't an incel maybe you see that escorts count now

>>211567450
I like Luke but dude is a total fucking follower lemming

this is going to be disastrous going down the stairs

>>211567450
Luke was moved up to work on the sam hyde show, ENORMOUS miss.
He really sucks on there, he couldve been a highlight on fishtank production

>>211567499
Lol. You'd die a hero.

>>211567485
Yeah for a future crime lol

Scam Hyde is a pedophile and serial rapist

Justice for Summers

Justice for Eve

Justice for Marky

Justice for Simmons

Justice for Mauro

Justice for Cole

Justice for Joel

Justice for Charls

Justice for Sam's fatherless kids

Justice for Fred Hyde

Justice for Don Jolly

Justice for Channing

Justice for Meg

Justice for James Price

Justice for Andy Ruse

Justice for Kurush

Justice for Orangy

Justice for Shinji

Justice for Shadi

Justice for Alex B

Justice for Burt

Justice for Jin

Justice for all future victims of Sam and Jet

>>211567395
we're jins watching a jimmy show

>>211567487
One on laxatives is pretty bad, if he’s in the front, I’m not watching though

>>211567445
kys oldnigger

>>211567445
bake a few /ftl/ threads and you'll be begging people to slow down with the images

>>211567520
Great news is someone is going to end up shooting Jet

>>211567493
He's the white shark, Jin talked about hanging out with him in the basement before he got kicked.

>>211567445
you're the reason why these threads only last 10 minutes and constantly get split

>>211567510
she's mentally unable as well, it completely impossible for to take part in anything that's not just sitting in her room

Jin lost. Got put in his place.

prepare for mommy dundee ass

>>211567520
It really might be. Season 3 had good chaos but then tanked with the RV, and then this season was already on a shakey start and dumping the one interesting fish was beyond retarded.

>>211567520
how do I stop watching

>>211566990
her hands are so small

big investors only

>>211567467
What do you think Charls thinks when he sees this shit - or do you think he's so repulsed by Neptroon he doesn't even bother

This

>>211567517
this really is like season 1, sam kicks an asian gooner because due to a misunderstanding holy shit
its like pottery...it rhymes...

>>211567532
he told her she's part of production now lol

>thread coming to a screeching halt
>nobody wants to hatewatch
>nobody even wants to watch for the inevitable crashout
final season

>>211567482
would kill, would cum.

>>211567445
dont encourage them to kill threads so quickly. the locals are already sperging out as is

>>211567525
>you're not entertaining enough!!!!
>forces them all into boring nontent challenges nobody likes or enjoys
Good job

>>211567482
Has to wear her bottoms up to her belly button for the appearance of having an ass

>>211567536
Should be 14

Okay who came up with the bits for S1, S2 and S3?
BECAUSE THIS FUCKING SUCKS!!!

I made excuses for s3 over and over again. But at this point I’m actually done. I turned it off, not begrudgingly this time but happily.

>>211567532
he's dissociating to the maximum level right now, please understand

>>211567326
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/32658743/

send him in.

BURSITIS MUCH?

>>211567482
this is an 11 year old's body

>ellie screaming out in pain
cum

god Rachel is fucking useless. look at the chain, coordinate the movement

the ecosphere of the show is a slowly developing, carefully balanced thing
Sam always fucks it up with one of his moods, every season

that's why ever season gets so fucked up that an undeserving person "wins"
S1 should've been Jon's
S2 should've been Tay's
S3 should've been Simbal's
S4 could've been Jin's

>Mizzy on stream saying she needs to go in and fish Rachel

Mizzy is just like Rachel if you think about it

>>211567569
Jimmy consistently has the worst takes imaginable.

>>211567569
Nigga has no self awareness.

Ellie's waist

How are they supposed to get back down the stairs?

uh, how are they gonna get down the stairs? Every leg that moves down pulls the arm behind it down and there's 6 fucking people behind Ari, it;s gonna be fucked.

>>211567593
We did

>>211567569
Jimmy should be shot in the back of the head (execution style)

MMMMMMMMMMMMARKY

wow this is genuinely embarassing… imagine if asmongold actually watched today

>>211567560
>>211567527
Fucking shame, there was a chance of some kino if Luke had managed to stop him getting kicked.

>>211567601
>Being at war with Iran is good for the economy

>>211567605
Hot

>>211567569
>no /ftl/ posters ever again

Its good its painful
i like this jet

>>211567509
Tell me what else do you expect from this fucking show retard?

SEND HIM IN

An actual good bit would be getting Aryeh a hair piece and gaslighting him that it looks good. He mentioned he is too poor to afford one or else he would already have one

Need that direnc ass all in front of me

Why is Sam so quickly relaxed by sadistic acts?

>>211567549
this nigga said Shadi

>>211567623
lol

>>211567621
Shinji?

>>211567610
S3 shoulda been alex

>>211567569
Jimmy is actually retarded

Jin left and I hate all of these fags now what happened.

>>211567601
Him and Jin would get along.

ellie moans and squeals saving this

>>211567569
early season 3 was the best fishtank has ever been. the fuck is wrong with these people

KICKING JIN WAS STICKERMULE CEO's DECISION

>>211567610
>Tay's
lmao, good shitpost

>>211567581
the most viewers since it started though

>>211567569
Aka don't know about how Jimmy raped the bacon stealing hog

>rachel making the stairs soaking wet
they will all fall down the stairs

>>211567578
If theirs no basis for the claims then why is Sam so fucking scared of it

heard you might need some help with bits

>>211567578
Why do redditors go so far to defend Sam?

somebody post sams tranny chasing screencaps

>>211567576
Im so glad I didnt give them ten dollars

>>211567482
Angie’s little bum
Drenchies thicc bum
Only two reasons to still tune in occasionally

>>211567582
Thats ellie

>>211567569
season 2 is the worst season even when season 3 tanked its reputation with the rv arc

ellie painal sounds

>>211567656
built for BBC

for me?

>>211567569
>dig beneath the surface = know about marky

>>211567569
Jimmy is the worst thing to ever happen to Fishtank

>angie giggling but muffled from the tape over her mouth
uhhhh

>>211567297
What's the big deal with the r9k posts

>>211567659
him and Simbal in the final, better man wins, perfectly alright

>>211567674
4th, Jon was kicked

just give the 50k to driench

Am I still getting paid?

>>211567674
If Jin was the most entertaining contestant then the season was doomed to begin with

GODAMN, ARYEH THICC

freddy's face drench's trench

>>211567690
The RV arc was comfy. The swamp arc was dog shit

>>211567690
3 > 2 > 1 > 4

>>211567594
I'm almost there. I feel quite silly watching this

>>211567672
It's ftl posters replying to ftl posters. The redditors just see it as weird spam.

>>211567701
SAY HIS NAME

Hearing Ellie moan is really hot

>>211567702
Allie has a weapon of mass destruction a couple of inches away from her face

>>211567569
#RapeJimmyDowney

>>211567702
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Please make Daniel spergout, and start Markyposting to Sam's face.

>>211567698
for whites only

>>211567711
you mean 8k

>>211567569
need this nigga to suck on a shotgun already

good thing white shark is there, because

>>211567570
You might be too dumb to save. I was a total consoomer but kicking Jin was too gay for me to continue. It was obvious Jet was just butthurt and was too scared to even kick him until Sam came in today. You keep watching if you like, I'm just gonna shitpost here until I get bored.

>>211567482
no tits
no ass
cockbuddy sending tts about doing anal when she gets back

>>211567702
she keeps taking whiffs

this will be the last event of the night. there's no way they'll have any energy left after this

>>211567716
But he was, he was the main content today, until he got kicked

>>211567721
Awful take

literally torturing the cast now
kek
I mean team building exercise

Send him in!

>>211567656
oh my goon

>>211567672
qrd on big purple?

Why doesn't Rachel use the tools bestowed upon her

>>211567543
If they counted people would't find it weird

you can see daniels face sweat on ellies sweat pants/ass

someone please tell me they clipped the sounds ellie was making

>white shark moves past ellie and puts his dick right in her face
>"sorry!"
ok hang on

>>211567712
Yeah, 00 Buck to the face

ˢᵉˣᵒ

>angie having an easy time with no stuggle in the back
coddled bitch

I couldnt do this one. my knees would be completely fucked by the stairs. id have to accept whatever punishment there was

>>211567668
i get what you are putting down, yes, without the intrusion it should've been Cole's

>didn't give a fish something spicy so they can fart
>didn't tape their heads to the butts
Is this the same guy who told us fuck fishtank you making world peace?

Jintank

Need that Aryeh ass all in front of me

Guys, I can’t watch this anymore… It’s too depraved. I thought I signed up for some light voyeuristic chaos, maybe a few mental breakdowns and a cursed talent show. But now? We’ve gone full Dante’s livestreamed inferno. Every time I tune in it’s like the house rolled a d20 for sins and landed on “corporeal humiliation + bonus psychic damage.”

This isn’t reality TV anymore — it’s performance art made by demons with WiFi. For fuck's sake, the challenge of the day involves violating at least three international treaties. It’s too much.

And yet… I keep checking in. I close the tab, swear I’m done, then fifteen minutes later I’m back, watching Angelina stare into a spoon like it holds the secrets of the universe. I hate it. I love it. I think it’s actively lowering my lifespan.

This isn’t entertainment. It’s psychological self-harm with a comment section. God help me. God help all of us.

freddy I hate you so fucking much

>>211567722
1 > 2 = 3 > 4

FTFY

I've never been more blackpilled. What the fuck.

>>211567753
>the stench from drench's trench

>>211567765
people are incels coping

>>211567733
When will you learn he's too much of a coward to do this? Jet had him contained for fuck sake.

>>211567610
>S2 should've been Tay's

TJ earned his 50k also won Powtank that is why he is the Goat

is mde a front for cp?

>>211567753
>No shower today
>Multiple physical challenges
Imagine the smell

think about it jet
>Hey it Jupiter :) and YOU are watching fishtank, I will see you back here after these advertisements

>audience humiliation ritual time
I miss season 1 Sam. You can tell he legitimately hates everything about being involved with the show now.

>>211567781
thanks JetGPT

>>211567735
What race is her bf?

>>211567431
She got completely nude last night. Outside of that jet sent a message that said "all she has done is dig through her bag for 3 days." She keeps shit testing the crew, guilt tripping everyone with sob stories, breaking rules, not participating in any of the challenges, and asking for special privileges. Earlier today she confused Hazelnut, Direnc's camwhore nickname, for a safeword that she could use to make the show easier.

SHES IN HIGHSCHOOL YOU SICK FUCK

I hate how Direnc and Freddie are getting close I FUCKING HATE IT NOT MY WIFE

>>211567763
sam hyde has a big purple dildo, charls talked about it on a livestream

>>211567674
4th
and don't forget they were 2 seconds away from kicking mizzy just because she thought it might have been live

>>211567763
Nick and Charls dress up as 16 year old girls and sodomize Sam with a giant purple dildo. somehow that makes him a pedophile

this is nothing literally nothing

Jin kick was an extremely pussy move, but the fact that they taped both of the fishes' hands together instead of separately is a nice touch

/r9k/

>>211567716
No shit faggot

Kick Rachel down the stairs PLEASE

>>211567802
>phone poster
no wonder this threads are shit

>>211567759
trying to make them all hate rachel, don't know how they don't already

I hope there's another season if only because I think i'll finally have the balls to apply, and I guarantee I'll get on too. I thought about it the last two seasons but pussied out

I know that old fuck fred has shin splints going on right now

>>211567804
same as whatever she is

wild how the show would improve if you kept the exact same concept but hired 3 strangers off the street to run it

>>211567802
>Crash FT
>EP is a dud and gets released for free
Poor Sammy

Daniel is breaking

>>211567807
It makes me sick. I should be my crackhead wife's alcoholic husband.

>>211567762
what a doll

>>211567822
dans and drenchs hands arent taped together

daniel's acting like a little faggot about this

>motivating everyone through the challenge
She's a good woman

>>211567802
>season 1: loves the fish
>season 2: hates the fish
>season 3: loves the fish
>season 4: hates the fish

So uhhh did they drop the cell challenge?

>>211567805
Genuine sub 80 iq behavior

>>211567773
rachel isn't even doing anything

>>211567722
1 > 2 > 4 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3

>>211567863
she could lose a few

Dan is such a fucking pussy it's unreal

it's not a show

just got back, whats happened since jin was kicked? does anyone have a vod of his IG stream? did he have any info about why he was kicked? house 2 was just a joke right?

>>211567701
He did it right. He knew when to leave. He knew a sequel wouldn't be the same.

the fat bitch doesnt need her ankle strap anymore

daniel should hit and kick and hurt rachel

>>211567848
why would you want to be on this awful show

>>211567836
>this threads
they're shit because of browns like you

>>211567578
here’s a basis: they just kicked a guy over the idea of bringing it up

So this season's fucked because Sam is a nonce and jet was a name fag...

I would be taking quick pot shot licks at ellies pussy every lurch forward

>>211567868
lmao

letting jet run fishtank was a terrible idea

Ngl I would be so hard if I was inches away from drenches sweaty ass

>>211567824
>>/r9k/33588229

>youre all slobs
she is doing fucking nothing

>>211567868
sick fucking pervert

Is the rest of the season going to be torturetank?

>>211567716
Exactly faggot. They're all so boring and they kicked the least boring one for no reason at all lol

good woman with a heart of gold

>>211567656
>>211567762
>>211567863
bitch built like a loli

You know what guys? as much as he'd have loved this I'm starting to think Jin got out at right time.

>Doing this for only 8k
>Sam’s not even calling himself Goldstriker

Shout out more streamers Sam, very cool

>>211567802
the end of season 1 was pretty mean spirited

>>211567509
The Cell.
Without a doubt.

>>211567806
Are Americans 18 and 19 in highschool?

t. non-American and don't understand how it works there

Imagine watching Summer and Angie getting their assholes blacked by a gang of 50 somalian immigrants at the same time

Famous house>>rest of S3>S1>>POWERGAP>>S4

>>211567906
Jet killed a girl

>>211567913
This but Ellie

>>211567853
>EP is a dud and gets released for free
whaaaat?

>>211567875
Don’t be Rama Rama folks

>>211567917
>can't crossboard
Tourist

>>211567906
Yup

>>211566724 (OP)
NEW

>>211567801 #
>>211567801 #
>>211567801 #

Is he hungry?

>>211567913
This but Ellie.

>>211567900
I really really don't, hence why I haven't yet. But man, seeing how the "fans" fuck it up constantly and don't know shit about how to play it gives me inspiration to do it just for the sport of it

>>211567722
1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the rest

New thread >>211567801


New thread >>211567801


New thread >>211567801

goranian

DAY 4 BTW LMAOOOOOOOOOO

>>211567938
18 yes 19 no unless you're retarded

>>211567919
She's part of production now and Ben's therapist. Deal with it.

Does Sam know he can just pay the streamers?

>>211567911
Jet has the correct instincts on running the show, he's not once kicked someone over bullshit or as a result of a moralfagging rageout
he can take the shit

Haha, "popular streamer", haha!

>>211567656
Is comparatively disappointing on ft

>>211567868
I would be buried in there to the hilt before anyone could stop me if I was him

>entire cast in a blind spot

BRAVO JET

they're actually ruining Director's Cam doing these ads so fucking often...

>>211567745
always had a feeling I was stupid

>>211567934
The cell challenge? Sure. But the actual ending he was crying out of joy because they stuck the landing.

>>211567690
>>211567722
>>211567885
2 > 3 > 4 > 1

Holy shit turn on cow cam right now.

Need a TTS to praise the stox shit and daniel. I'll do it if no one else does

>>211567787
true

>>211567923
Season?

>>211567878
didn't do it yet, they just had a physically push the other person out of the room challenge

>>211567913
this but yes

>>211567894
He got fired for fucking letty, even though ben and jet run trains on every single girl that’s come on since

>>211567938
yeah typically 18 senior year, but Ellie is just now going into her Senior year so she’ll be 19 at graduation

>tell the fish somone actually payed for a finge date
>it's with Ellie
>Set up a table and chair with candles and nice lighting
>kick everyone out except Ellie
>pic related walks in
Only way to save the season desu

They should just abandon them in the house. Sam stops showing up. They toss up some ramen every couple days

>>211567992
>The cell challenge?
yeah

Those Ellie noises bruh

DANIEL CRYING

Ellie pussy dripping onto dan

lawsuit bros, how we feeling?

>>211567940
>S2

>>211567138
If you get entertainment from Jet and Sam being tortured and cucked and mogged, it's actually a great show

>>211568062
I'd actually vastly prefer that to what this season currently is.

>>211567992
yeah, the willy wonka ending was incredible. glad I was there

daniels knees are gonna hurt for a week

>>211567656
>literal slut
kek

>>211567885
3>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>2,1,4

>>211568139
only bots saw that shit

All of this leads back to Letty

>>211568028
>though ben and jet run trains on every single girl that’s come on since
source?

They are going to die on the stairs

>>211568169
no I am clearly a real guy

>>211568142
He was getting to cocky. Hopefully this will bring him back in line.

>>211568028
Never fuck Sam's sex kittens

>>211568217
awesome reply

>>211567893
>wasn't given a reason for being booted, just told to get out
>didn't want to shit talk b/c they were paying for his flight home
>mizzy trying to butt in and needle him with jewish moralfaggotry, he rebuffed her
basically nontent

imagine how good ellie smells rn

>>211567725
their debilitating autism causes them to trust each other's shitposts as genuine

3 ad breaks in 20 minutes. lmao.

>>211567047
Unless it's a schizophrenic nigger rapper that parades his white wife around naked like a piece of meat but it's ok because he hates jews (makes antisemites look like retards)