>no inability to control my emptions
>no inability to control my lust
>no instinct to lie to myself all the time
>no inability to be direct
>no morality based purely on how I feel in the moment
>no inability to be rational
>no instinctual desire to seek out comfort above all else
>no boring ass NPC personality
>no entitlement complex where I think I deserve the finest just for having a vagoo
>not monthly bleeding/cramps
>no desperate need for attention/validation all the time
>can have real friends (not just frienemies I'm try to undermine)
>no need to cause useless drama because i'm bored
>not a melancholic buzz-kill vibe
>don't shit test people to see if they'll put boundaries on me
>don't have an envious chip on my shoulder and need to out do guys
>no addiction to alcohol or social media
>no terror at the thought of getting older and hitting the wall
>etc
Aren't you happy you're a guy too?

GUBA GUBAGUBA GUBA

>>212417449
ITS SIMPLE:
Everyone in the thread who hates it is a nihilist with a crabs in the bucket mentality trying to tear down others for liking it.
That's all it is.
So you don't even need to read what they say LOL.

>>81718275
I already told you guys before. The way to deal with BPD's is to either:
>get violent and basically pavlovian train them with pain
>psychologically break them down whenever they start their bullshit
>train yourself to have no-self-doubt (via revising your own memories, in which you "edit" bad ones so they come out how you wanted them too). Due to your extreme inner strength and certainty about everything they will latch onto pathologically like a child to a parent
I've had many male BDP friends

>>81686887
The best baits I ever did:
>"I'm army vet who gets $13K in disability a month God bless America"
The sheer amount of ESL seething is amusing
>tailored copypasta'd reddit feminist takes
I slight tailor them to be about what robots are saying so they feel "real". Have had 400+ comment threads.
>"black person just moved into my neighborhood, now there is trash everywhere and music is playing at 5am and theft, everyone is moving out, but I just bought my house WTF do I do!!!?????"
Works. Every. Fucking. Time.
>I'm a glowie here is my confession
This one required a detailed back story, to much effort
>find weird obscure historical fact with a 3 second google search, post: "time line is shifting again, mandela effect is increasing, now John Hansen is the first president, why are (((they))) doing this?
>"I'M CHRISTIAN, JESUS WASNT A JEW!!!!"
Literally all I do is find takes on 4plebs and post them endlessly and harvest the butthurt and LOLs.
>I'm a 20yo Japanese woman, pay me ____ amount and I'll be your GF
>Stacy got me expelled she accused me of sexual harassments but all I did reach in my pants to get my wallet
>"hey r9gay? why is "gaybaiting", or beating the shit out of a gay guy gaining so much popularity?"
>Post a reddit neo-pagan take. Post a /pol/ Christian take in "response". watch Christians and Pagans enter thread and start arguing endlessly.
>find some coomgooner BBC post, respond to it 10 times. Robots start responding to it (thinking it must be important because others are posting to it). Soon robots are make entire threads discussing the post (I am no exaggerating).