Thread 81805987

>no inability to control my emptions
>no inability to control my lust
>no instinct to lie to myself all the time
>no inability to be direct
>no morality based purely on how I feel in the moment
>no inability to be rational
>no instinctual desire to seek out comfort above all else
>no boring ass NPC personality
>no entitlement complex where I think I deserve the finest just for having a vagoo
>not monthly bleeding/cramps
>no desperate need for attention/validation all the time
>can have real friends (not just frienemies I'm try to undermine)
>no need to cause useless drama because i'm bored
>not a melancholic buzz-kill vibe
>don't shit test people to see if they'll put boundaries on me
>don't have an envious chip on my shoulder and need to out do guys
>no addiction to alcohol or social media
>no terror at the thought of getting older and hitting the wall
>etc
Aren't you happy you're a guy too?

>>81805987 (OP)
I hate being a guy. The loneliness sucks.

>>81805987 (OP)
I'm a man and I fail 50% of that

>>81806001
>I hate being a guy. The loneliness sucks
At least youre not a dirty foid. I'd rather hang out with you and I'm not even a fag.

>no periods
That's it, that's enough to make me glad I'm a guy. I don't even want to imagine dealing with that shit.

>>81806015
>>81805987 (OP)
>inability to control my emptions
>inability to control my lust
>desperate need for attention/validation all the time
>a melancholic buzz-kill vibe
>need to cause useless drama because i'm bored
>have an envious chip on my shoulder and need to out do guys
>terror at the thought of getting older and hitting the wall
more like 40%, but it's enough

>>81806050
> I don't even want to imagine dealing with that shit.
A girl I knew once ate nothing but apples all day and got cramps and said "that's exactly what periods feel like".
So I ate apples all day to see what that's like and got terrible cramps. Jesus Christ no wonder they turn into bitches.

>>81805987 (OP)
If I was born a foid I would solo their retarded brain structure no diff, gg its over, I wouldnt lust for Chad, wouldnt care about height, tank their periods cramps and not care, would have actual fun hobbies instead of boring shit. They have the easiest difficulty and still fuck it up.

>>81806028
>At least youre not a dirty foid
Foids are gross but foids can't be lonely. It's a tradeoff.
>I'd rather hang out with you and I'm not even a fag.
Thanks, and do what exactly?

>>81806065
>inability to control my emptions
still won't be as bad as a foid (unless BPDemon, and even then it won't be all the time)
>inability to control my lust
Won't be as morally rotten as a foid, as in: you simply won't go to a club just to sleep with a junkie with STI's and then murder your own child so you can keep doing it sleeping with hundreds of junkies/losers/etc)
>desperate need for attention/validation all the time
(You)-fags have nothing on foids. You don't need to be told you're the greatest person on the planet 50 times a day.
>a melancholic buzz-kill vibe
ok maybe
>need to cause useless drama because i'm bored
Trolling isn't the same as massive soap opera blow-outs with friends/family
>have an envious chip on my shoulder and need to out do guys
Thats just being a guy. For women it's a disingenuous NPC behavior because they still wanna man better then them not matter what
>terror at the thought of getting older and hitting the wall
men don't hit the wall until mid-60s, sure there is plateau slopping down after 30yo but unless you tried to prettyboymaxx you're fine.

As a moid:

>no inability to control my emptions
same
>no inability to control my lust
same
>no instinct to lie to myself all the time
i keep catching myself lying to myself, but the truth eventually comes out
>no inability to be direct
same
>no morality based purely on how I feel in the moment
doesn't apply to me
>no inability to be rational
doesn't apply to me
>no instinctual desire to seek out comfort above all else
i love comfort, and self-isolation brings me comfort
>no boring ass NPC personality
my personality is worse
>no entitlement complex where I think I deserve the finest just for having a vagoo
no vagoo here lmao
>not monthly bleeding/cramps
safe from such
>no desperate need for attention/validation all the time
i started craving validation recently, but i'm able to keep him
>can have real friends (not just frienemies I'm try to undermine)
im thankful for my few friends <3
>no need to cause useless drama because i'm bored
im incapable of causing drama somehow
>not a melancholic buzz-kill vibe
that's me lol
>don't shit test people to see if they'll put boundaries on me
i could never shit test someone, feels unfair
>don't have an envious chip on my shoulder and need to out do guys
luckily have an inferiority complex
>no addiction to alcohol or social media
uhhh
>no terror at the thought of getting older and hitting the wall
this shit keeps me up at night
>etc
same

All in all, I might be 50% foid

>>81805987 (OP)
Don't forget the physique. I love being bigger, stronger, and faster.

>>81806113
>Foids are gross but foids can't be lonely. It's a tradeoff.
True but they're also always trying to undermine each other (if you've hung out with foid friend groups you'll know what I'm talkin about)
>Thanks, and do what exactly?
First we go to the goodwill outlet (items are like $0.30) and find some pocket knives and arm ourselves, because were going downtown, and there's a lot crackheads. Next we walk past all those little birdhouse "take a book leave a book" things see if anyone left any gift cards (I usually find a few starbucks ones) and go get chai lattes. Then we head to old docks and feed the Seals. After that we take the water taxi downtown and go to haunted underground city (whatever it's called) and see if we see any ghosts. Then we go to round 1 and do bowling eatting pizza and some Japanese arcade games and UFO catchers (I have a technique were I use a claw to push the plush into the bin rather then try to grab it). Then we go superman at the original Imax (the one that's gigantic like 4 stories tall and 1 block long). After that go on the ferris wheel.
Now I FIND THAT FUN. Does a foid find that fun? NOPE.

>>81805987 (OP)
Pooner hands wrote this.
Its actually sucks being a guy.

>>81806279
>
True but they're also always trying to undermine each other (if you've hung out with foid friend groups you'll know what I'm talkin about)
I guess.
>Now I FIND THAT FUN. Does a foid find that fun? NOPE.
We could just lay at home in bed and cuddle and watch TV.

>>81805987 (OP)
>no inability to control my emptions
>no inability to control my lust
>no instinct to lie to myself all the time
>no inability to be direct
>no morality based purely on how I feel in the moment
>no inability to be rational
>no instinctual desire to seek out comfort above all else
>no boring ass NPC personality
>no desperate need for attention/validation all the time
>no addiction to alcohol or social media
>no terror at the thought of getting older and hitting the wall
Sounds like I'm female

>>81806532
>cuddle and watch TV.
I'm not gay tho sorry, but at least someone likes me lol.

>>81806559
>terror at the thought of getting older and hitting the wall
different terror, you are worried about not accomplishing things. Foids are worried men won't bend over backwards for them anymore.
Ever wonder WHY Karens happen??????
Its because a stacy hit the wall and can't cope.

>>81805987 (OP)
>no inability to control my lust
>moid
the jokes write themselves

>>81806847
NO GIRLS ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD GET OUT

>>81806859
>no girls allowed
I'm gonna spread my bloody cunt over your threads if I want to

Well that's all cool but we're literally discriminated against in every aspect of our live and foids have immense privilage in society.

While superior, we suffer quite a lot in this shithole. Not like it's gonna stop us, but still. Fuck this gynocentric society.

>>81806847
>crystal cafe's gotchas are just no u

>>81805987 (OP)
Nobody can "control their emotions". Otherwise, you just would always be perfectly happy no matter what.

>>81807106
>picrel
I dont get it, is she gonna throw that tomato juice on us?

>can have real friends
so go hang out with them instead of shitting up the board

>>81807262
pic was unrelated I just liked it, I'll throw much worse shit on you

>>81805987 (OP)
Fuck off and die.
First it's "women are bad"
Then it's "men are better then women"
But that's not sexism right?

>>81807594
Please dont I have a weak stomach

>>81806809
But you are a pooner though so it's fine.

>>81805987 (OP)
Not bad at all
I only tick off three of these
cheers, bros