>>510944700
straight liquor or are you a brew fag?

>>715373354
did you enjoy shaking your butt at the behest of a internet stranger, you slut?

>>40280994
One of them I was too drunk to rlly remember. Ended with having sex in a bathroom in a park, and I remember that she was the one who initiated and ended up being on top.
Other one was a sleepover as a teenager, one of the girls I was hanging out with was up with me until like 2am watching TV and she started asking me about my sex life. I talked about all the guys Id been with and she asked me 'so youve never been with a girl before?' and things kinda just went from there. Actual fuckin porn script shit. We ended up just never speaking of it again, and Im like 99% sure she was a repped out poon which is why she wanted to fuck the resident gay boy of the group, she told me at like 3am once that she wished she was a guy and envied me a lot for being a tranny.
And then last one was another oddball bar encounter. Ended up taking an enby home thinking that they were a cis guy and being surprised with vagina.

>>509054389
red lobster riots when?

>Be me
>Working wagie job
>I want to push you around starts playing on the radio
>Why the fuck js this making me think of pink girly pop?
>Stand there thinking about it for a good 10 minutes
>Oh yeah the Barbie movie had this song in it
Huh. I guess the sissy hypnofags had a bit more to them than I gave them credit for.