>be me
>live in some barren desert with no HOA
>everything is like 15-20 minutes away and my commute to work is over an hour on a good day
>neighbors are a bunch of old schizos who collect random junk like moldy/rusty carnival/amusement park props and shit
>can build whatever the fuck I want
>never been bothered by burglars, thieves, or other types of ruffian
>can hear trains, semi trucks, street racers, and wild animals screaming at night
life is good

>>713948025
I have a gold badge and a bunch of "genuine" items or whatever the fuck they called that. So yes.
>>713948569
I am not your boogeyman but I am glad that he exists because you clearly deserve the assdevastation that he inflicts upon you.