>>81684654
It's not possible.
I learned during that recent two week outage that none of the other image boards are anywhere close to 4chan for traffic.
Soijak Party had maybe like 10% of 4chan's traffic even after adding in all the 4chan refugees, and every other image board was way more dead than Soijak Party which itself was painfully dead compared to here.

>>81577792
The doge zoomer was literally this year. How can you claim broccoli hair isn't around anymore? It clearly still exists so much you can just pull up random recent examples of it without searching.
Also there's a zoomer image board, that soijak party one, if you want to be with your own kind instead of using a millennial website.

>>81481730
I went to high school in the early 2000s so the only fat girl we had was actually just a regular girl by today's standards.
I did fuck her during senior year at one point in the back of my mom's Ford Expedition thoughever.