So now that the bust has settled, was 2016 the CLOAT? (cringest lottery of all time)
>1. Auston Matthews
elite, but meme for the greatest playoff choker of all time
>2. Patrik Laine
kicked off two teams, unplayable 5v5, known autist
>3. PL Dubois
kicked off three teams, known moron
>4. Jesse Puljujarvi
bust, known retard
>5. Olli Juolevi
bust, chose fortnite over hockey
>6. Matthew Tkachuk
elite, but meme for the biggest bastard in the NHL
>7. Clayton Keller
elite, but played in a college rink and then got relocated, will have played in four arenas, with three different brandings, for the same franchise
>8. Alex Nylander
bust, humiliation when compared to his brother
>9. Mikhail Sergachev
good player, but traded by Montreal so they could play a hometown bust with unmanaged depression at 2C
>10. Tyson Jost
barely an NHLer
>11. Logan Brown
bust
>12. Michael McLeod
known rapist, probably a serial rapist
>13. Jake Bean
barely an NHLer
>14. Charlie McAvoy
elite

SO NOW THAT THE DUST HAS SETTLED:
>Tavares or Hedman?
>Hall or Seguin?
>Nugent-Hopkins or Landeskog?
>Lafreniere or Byfield?
>Slafkovsky or Wright?
>Bedard or Michkov?

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