Hockey with the boys edition

From the way Gary has mismanaged the horrific events in Chicago to his refusing to acknowledge a link between traumatic brain injury and CTE, for doing nothing to help retired players, for calling the NHL a “family”, for the Dept of Player Suspensions, for the way the game is marketed, for the lack of any coherent global strategy, for turning his back on issues like painkiller, ambien and toradol abuse, for his lack of empathy and caring, for his 3 lockouts and all the lies. It’s time for Gary to go.

#removegary

Good luck today frens :D

>>149811058
you too fren
:)

>>149811085
I'm sorry anon

Its a old folk song with an unknown composer. Makes me teary eyed every time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFsg4ZFG5wY

Anon from an alternate worldle timeline here, got it in three

bud1
mitch1

im literally in nova scotia right now

this thread better be SWEDE FREE

>>149811319
Raid the citadel right now. You wont

>>149811319
say hi to hal for me

Every time I'm Halifax I see the same homeless disabled wheelchair guy by the waterfront. I hope he's doing ok.

>>149811371
think he knows trb?

>>149811373
Nah, but he probably knows Theodore (the tugboat)

Had the Bettman dream again

>>149811403
tubgoat betrayed hulkamania and became tsunami

/playoffsbound/

ew, i didn't mean halifax
gross

Halifax…reminds me of that tragedy

That tragedy on April 17 2022 lmao

>>149811697
my great-nan was a kid when it happened. she lived near ground zero.
she didn't remember much except the screams and everyone's eyes bleeding from glass shrapnel.
just think, if she were killed, you guys would be missing out on my great posts

>>149811703
some call it a tragedy.. i call it a comedy.....

I don't even know who you are, kid

>>149811731
my eyes bleed from rapeys posts

>>149811451
almost forgot what a traitor tuggers was

>>149811703
How bored must you be?

bud + 1= trb

>>149811825
he became shockmaster and kwaboty 1993

why couldnt the raped bitch die instead of anon's mom

>>149811330
fuck you cleetus, fucking lardass you cant even skate bud

>>149811914
calm down abdul

a homeschooled bipolar willing tipsy pro-life depending on the race unvaccinated ginger amish teenage cowgirl hymen in pigtails with freckles and no gag reflex barefoot wearing a confederate flag bikini reading Atlas Shrugged with her identical twin sister

>>149812054
i really, really like this gimmick

>>149811911
It should've been trb on his mobility scooter on that dark South Jersey road instead of Johnny on his bike

Wordle in 4

oh hey look at that the schedule released and nobody cares here WOMP WOMP

>>149811168
Yeah, they sang this to me as a baby.

>>149812260
when was that 2011?

>>149812239
retard

>>149812239
>dude my team plays 82 games and they play each team in the other conference at least twice with 3 games against non-divisional opponents and up to 4 games against some division rivals!!!

>>149811625
We'll blow up the Causeway and declare war.

>>149812324
okay thanks for posting in /hoc/ do you wanna spam more raped bitch or more about muh calgary fumes?

WELL I KNOW I'M NOT THE ONE YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL
NEVER GOIN NEVER SHOWN UP WHEN WE HAD TO
ATTENTION THAT WE CRAVE
DON'T TELL US TO BEHAVE
I'M SICK OF ALWAYS HEARING ACT YOUR AGE

Takagi!

>>149812485
thoughts on your victory over trb?

>hair looks flawless today
>no reason to leave the house
thanks Gary

I dont have hair

>>149812761
based and high test

big nhl 20 day for me
one win away from advancing to the stan lee

>>149812761
Just got mine cut

my federal reservesies :(

im bald too
i shaved my head with a razor a couple of days ago and cut myself. :(

Marner came knocking during a meeting
Had to go on mute a few times

I don’t get Gary why would you have my penguins fly to New York then come back to play the other New York team two days later at home?

>>149813110
penguins can't fly

>>149813110
suffah

i dont let my staff work from home nor do i entertain clients wanting to skip coming into the office. I do not zoom or skype or teams or any of this gay shit. I do not entertain a decentralized draft. I am a patrician.

>>149813134
Thats reasonable, you cant work from home at a convenience store

>>149813134
based seat sniffing facilitator

>>149813156
can't work at the reservation smoke shop from home either

Let's get back to discussing the Flames

>>149813243
how about i shove a screwdriver up your fucking ass instead?

>>149813256
That doesn't have anything to do with the Flames. Stay on topic please

>>149813270
Calgary will trade another young player to the south for pennies on the dollar and the calgary cuck chair continues, faggot.

>>149813256
>>149813282
thoughts on your brutal rape of tbg that transformed him into trb 1186 days ago?

>>149813302
Thoughts on forcing the most forced meme on 4chan?

>>149813309
thoughts on forcing yourself deep inside trb's anus on that chilly easter evening?

Seattle Kraken btw.

>>149813282
Wolf is leading Calgary to greatness

>>149813317
yeah, the 17th overall pick every year. wolf will leave for LA the first chance he gets.

>>149811038 (OP)
Nice church

>>149813193
True who will piss on the tobacco otherwise

>>149813335
redpill me on Peggy

>>149813345
She has a nice cove

It's pouring out there

>>149813371
hot

28 minutes until the schedule releases

>>149813441
I can hardly wait

>>149813454
I hope Gary doesn’t disappoint us

>>149813441
+ anthems + pregame + sponsored segment + commercials + bet365 odds + tip

Hockey player gf when

>>149813512
Are you a dyke?

>>149813522
No

>>149813531
Then no hockey gf for you

>>149813538
:(

>>149813512

Do you get jerseys you like even from a non-favourite team?

I am a jersey hound...replicas...too cheap for real jerseys...

I am a Sens fan and have all 39 versions of their jersey but also own jerseys from several other teams that I'm not necessarily a fan of but don't hate either.

I also have 3 Gretzky jerseys(Oilers home and away and Kings road) and a Lemieux jersey (yellow home jersey)

Pretty much the only teams I won't get a jersey from are Toronto and Montreal.

Anyone else do this or strictly your own favourite team?

>>149813564
Gary just got hard from reading this post

>>149813564
i have a blackhawks roenick

One minute until the schedule

Where the fuck is it Gary??

>>149813691
>11 back2backs

>>149813691
>games on feb 5
So Gary won’t even let his goys participate in the parade of nations at the Olympics?

Why?

>>149813564
i have a kovalchuk baby blue alternate thrashers jersey
an ovi capitals jersey but his name is written in russia
a sakic home white avs jersey
a rick rypien canucks jersey
a team canada jersey from like 2006 or so
a swift current broncos jersey
and 4 versions of >my teams jersey
i also have a few jerseys i wear for beer league or whatever from skate shops or power skating programs i went to as a child.

>>149813712
He’ll fly in a bunch of Russians to fill the gaps for a night

>>149813733
kino kollection

"sharks sleepover bobbleheads" for the fujoshi community

>>149811038 (OP)
The times when 2x4's actually measured 2x4
Not 1x2 or thinner.

I got a 2x4 right here for ya pal

nominal lumber sizes serve a purpose

I got some nominal lumber right here for ya pal

I wouldn’t call a baseball stadium in Miami a “neutral site”

>>149813884
Marlins play 162 away games a year and there probably will be more rags jerseys there than panties

>>149813847
yeah i bet your lumber has smaller dimensions than its referred to

penguins vs flyers at Beaver Stadium is the ideal outdoor game now they're both too shit

>>149813949
I think they’ll do it after the stadium renovations are done.

when is gary going to stop having the nhl winter classics at poorly shaped mlb stadiums where the players look like little ants to the camera that is 300+ feet away?

Now you know the dates >my team will stomp >your team. Stay scared m8's.

>>149813986
Gary needs the shekels you goy

>>149813986
Have you considered the great deals you can get renting out baseball parks in January?

when will gary have an anime winter classic at dodger stadium?

Tomorrowland ist gefallen

>>149814038
Last intern to bring up anime in the weekly roundup disappeared without a trace

>>149814038
He already had a stadium series there

>>149814132
>listed in alphabetical order by city/state
Gary’s got the interns smoking crack with him again

>>149814162
How else would you do it

>>149814193
break it down into divisions for one
or are they really that meaningless gary

>>149814193
By date you freak

>>149814193
Should be in chronological order.

>>149814132
anybody else remember when the nhl season used to actually start in the first week of october and not the second?

>>149814218
Why does it matter though? It’s for the fans of those teams not everyone.

>>149814226
Shut up goy

My team is winning the cup

>>149814286
Doubt

>>149813732
Weather for South Florida: pretty much everywhere it's gonna be Hot and Humid with a 100% chance of REIGN

>>149814286
My team is missing playoffs

>>149814390
Same

>>149814390
>>149814393
Based islanders fans

My team has too many back to backs

My team is completely irrelevant

https://amlumber.ca/
AM Lumber. Sounds like an expansion team name. Grow the game. Grow the lumber.
Gary?

my team has broken many bucks.

Gary, I am told, does not give a shit about any of you 'ants' (he refers to many /hoc posters as such).

Some of you he finds amusing.

>>149814423
Just like my islanders

we need to invite chatGPT and grok to shitpost with us especially in the summer to fill up the space. not sure if there's a plugin for that.

>>149814193
should be clickable, sortable, you lazy bum

>>149814471
grok repeatedly asking people their thoughts on losing to bud would be kino

brock's daughter is marrying a hoss

>The Athletic reported in January that the board of governors had begun planning for Bettman's eventual retirement "in a couple of years," while starting the process to find his successor.

Having a new Gary will feel weird

I am not an ant, I am a human bean

The Islanders and the Penguins (16 each) have the most back to backs in the 2025-2026 season. The Flames (8) have the least amount.

Here's the list of all teams sorted by the amount of back to backs they have. Hopefully I counted them all correctly

8: CGY

9: WPG

10: COL, DET, UTA

11: ANA, CAR

12: BOS, CHI, DAL, STL, VAN, VGK

13: BUF, CBJ, EDM, FLA, LAK, NSH, NYR, SEA

14: MIN, OTT, PHI, WSH

15: MTL, NJD, SJS, TBL, TOR

16: NYI, PIT

Flames won islanders lost

i was at a china buffet the other day and 90% of the patrons were really obese. maybe even 95%. and really obese. and more them 90% were mexican peasants. short and thicc. aged 10 to 50, no difference. the world is doomed. america is doomed. everyone is foreign, fat, and ugly.

>>149814526
I thought gary wanted to expand to 300 teams to avoid this issue

>>149814493
Wtf

>>149814500
Probably after the new cba expires in 2030

>>149814526
there is no reason why back to backs should ever be scheduled

>>149814526
That you Gary

any belly-to-bellys?

I’ll probably go to my penguins home opener again so I hope the bust the islanders drafted plays.

>>149814423
Utah?

I feel a massive Marner is on it's way in 2 minutes at most.

Drop the gloves, it’s a cold rink rumble,
Boards get smashed, make the whole crowd stumble.
From the Bruins to the Habs, it’s a war on blades,
Slap shots screamin’, lightin’ up the fades.
Brad Marchand, yo, the rat’s in the zone,
Talkin’ trash, breakin’ jews, he’s bad to the bone.
Sneaky dekes, got the goalie shook,
Steal your puck, leave you iced with one look.

Chorus
NHL, we grind, we flex,
Checkin’ fools hard, breakin’ necks.
From the face-off dot to the final horn,
Gangsta on the ice, a legend is born.
my isles hoes, yo bitches getting stitches
My nigga Brad, his future is peachy

>>149814586
you better get cracking then

>>149814571
eklund is staying in sweden

>>149814571
the home opener is the worst game to go because they will have a 20 minute pregame to introduce the teams equipment, medical, and other irrelevant off ice staff.

I'm one of Gary's interns working on next year's script.
>and then Mark Stone hands the cup off first to Mitch since he's never lifted it before

>>149814550

>>149814586
we don't call those that anymore
>>149814629
B A S E D

Flames got better all teams got worse

dylan won
tbg won

>dylan
kwab no milly

>>149814704
schizo lost

>le gary interns :DD

slopdown was cancelled

Wrestlefags OUT

>>149814709
true
>>149814727
nah
>>149814735
it's wrestlechad or E-God

Can anyone realistically stop the Flames at this point?

>>149814598
>>149814669
I'm back from taking that Marner.

>>149814749
blessed post
>>149814800
from what

>>149814536
>amerifat making slop sounds from his fat mouth hole filled with food
interesting do tell us more

>>149814679
CONROY DIDNT DO SHIT
DO SOMETHING CONROY
DO SOMETHING

>>149814800
we call them Nicolas Roys now bud

>>149814796
Everyone

Bad news, flamers:

1. You're all inbred animals.
2. Flims are running it back with an even worse roster.
3. Soilers are shit but they own you.

Dreading the Bill Daly era

>>149814895
He won’t be the commissioner he’s a goy

1. Flames
2-32. Everyone else

I think Gary will rape the nhlpa again in 2030 then retire

>>149813564Like you, I also buy other teams' jerseys. Usually it's because the team has a player I really like and a color theme / logo I like too.

For example, I'm not a capitals fan but I have the black screaming eagle jersey with Ovechkin's name. Similarly I'm not a Ducks fan but I have the eggplant jersey with Kariya's name. I have many more like this.

under irish management the nhl will somehow run out of pucks

>>149814989
They’ll use potatoes instead

Does Gary have a son who can take the reins?

So now that the bust has settled, was 2016 the CLOAT? (cringest lottery of all time)
>1. Auston Matthews
elite, but meme for the greatest playoff choker of all time
>2. Patrik Laine
kicked off two teams, unplayable 5v5, known autist
>3. PL Dubois
kicked off three teams, known moron
>4. Jesse Puljujarvi
bust, known retard
>5. Olli Juolevi
bust, chose fortnite over hockey
>6. Matthew Tkachuk
elite, but meme for the biggest bastard in the NHL
>7. Clayton Keller
elite, but played in a college rink and then got relocated, will have played in four arenas, with three different brandings, for the same franchise
>8. Alex Nylander
bust, humiliation when compared to his brother
>9. Mikhail Sergachev
good player, but traded by Montreal so they could play a hometown bust with unmanaged depression at 2C
>10. Tyson Jost
barely an NHLer
>11. Logan Brown
bust
>12. Michael McLeod
known rapist, probably a serial rapist
>13. Jake Bean
barely an NHLer
>14. Charlie McAvoy
elite

is hoc team leonard or team cristall?

>>149815217
Yes

my senators

>>149815249
Leonard looked NHL ready in his 16 games last season.
Cristall still hasn't played a single game in a men's league.

>>149815249
Leonard - 0.81 goals per game as a 19-year-old in NCAA Hockey East.
Cristall - 0.84 goals per game as a 19-year-old in the WHL.

What is the argument for Cristall?

Bud - 1
TRB - 0

What is the argument for TRB?

>>149815249
cristal is one of my favorite callejeros songs

bud bud bud your 1
gently down the stream

>>149815464
merrily merrily merrily merrily
now you're trb

>>149815223
good post

>>149815299
>looked NHL ready
1 empty net goal and a secondary assist in 17 games and got posterized by fantilli when he's supposedly the "physical forward"

>>149815223
nhl drafts are usually quite thin, hard to consider players drafted outside the top 3 a bust tbqhwy

There once was a thread that lived on spee
The name of the thread spelled h-o-c
The Finns woke up
Matthews fell down
Oh seethe, my leafy buds, seethe

Soon may the governor come
To call us nigger and pee and cum
One day when the raping is done
He'll let TRB go

Cringe

>>149815546
It's fine to call guys like bulju, juolevi and alex nylander busts when they never even had a little stretch of above replacement level performance.

But yeah, PLD (even before last year) would be a good example of someone who would get that description unfairly

list of things to remind trb of to start the bubblin'
>chilly easter of 2022
>4 naysh
>thinking playoff goals count towards a regular season record
>the yzerplan
>losing in combat to a burrito
>estonia
>bud winning the draft lottery
>getting exposed as the "my edmonton oilers" guy
>gary getting disrespected on a daily basis
>seizure meds
>getting worked into writing "bud1" on an exposed stud
>admitting to being gay on that same exposed stud
>canada/canadians
>the jannies ignoring his reports
>listing the things that cause him to bubble
>getting medically retired from injuries sustained delivering the burrito
>doxxing mitch to use as a proxy for things he wants to say to bud but is too afraid to
>dozens of people celebrating mitch's birthday on /hoc/ while not a single person cares about his
>going to the doctor for a medical shot over memes
>limited mobility
>limited income
feel free to add to the list

>>149815546
Bust criteria:
1) drafted in the lottery
2) never established as a regular NHLer

the whole point of a "bust" is that the team has nothing to show for their season. if they made the playoffs, that's something. but if they missed, then should at least get a free player, even if he's not a good one. but if he can't even crack an NHL lineup, then that season was waste. hence "bust."

>>149815223
incase you ever thought about believing in 'NHLe'

>>149815654
Thinking bout them beans

>>149815667

>>149815667
I kind of love Hurricanes management, didn't Jake Bean and "Haydn" Fleury (who might be decent now I do not perceive the Winnipeg Jets) make them swear off taking defensemen in the first round for a decade

>>149815613
HES A BUST YOUR BOYFRIEND IS A BUST YOUR HOMOSEXUAL OBJECT OF DESIRE IS A FUCKING BUST YOUR LITTLE PARISIAN BUSSY BOY IS A BUST YOUR CREAM TEAM DREAM IS A BUST

>>149815671
What the hell dude I just ate

Skinner - Lindholm - Jarvis
Svechnikov - Sutter - Necas
Suzuki - Boychuck - Gauthier

Hanifin - Murphy
Fleury - Bean

why did the Canes never win with this core?

>>149815732
Too busy eating cock

>>149815746
real answers only

>>149815755
too busy eating cock

>>149815691
it was the Fleury Hanifin Bean drafts when their defence when Dundon bought the team was anchored by Slavin, Pesce, Faulk all of them drafted outside the 1st round
Fleury was the worst, with Nylander and Ehlers going right after him

>>149815631
based

As a general rule you don't draft dmen in the lottery. Even the best ones (Dahlin, Hanifin, Power) never live up to their hype.

>>149815790
I'm glad Schaefer will be the exception to the rule

>Home opener? bussin

>>149815790
As a general rule, buffolel should be forbidden from drafting

>>149815790
I'm pretty convinced you could write a list of rules about who to draft when and where and you would come out more successful than most NHL teams drafting

>>149815631
Unicycles apparently

>>149815833
when twink forwards were really undervalued I remember the one canucks blogger wrote up a "what if they just picked the non-overage CHL player with the most points per game in every round"

https://canucksarmy.com/news/we-think-the-vancouver-canucks-may-have-a-scouting-problem

>>149815613
this isnt like baseball or the nfl draft where there are so many positions to play, you will still get an elite player at spot 20. in almost every draft year, only about 25-33% of the players drafted will ever even play more than 1 season in the nhl. i dont care that a guy drafted like 10th overall only managed to play 100 games in the nhl when it was going to be a longshot for him to even make the team in the first place. you dont even follow your own criteria because players like tyson jost have almost played 500 games in the nhl. so how isnt he an established regular?

>>149815842
xhe rb wanted to become a unicyclist at the carnival. but they promoted him as the world's tiniest man in the freak show instead

>>149815823
I’m at the opening game I’m at the gambling store I’m at the combination opening game gambling store

Shrink the league to 21 teams
Play 4 games per year against each opponent
League wide 1-16 seeding for the playoffs
Get rid of 3v3 OT, shootouts, and the loser point
Just have 5 mins of 5v5 OT and then a tie
Teams get 3 points for any win, 1 point for a Tie
Get rid of the salary cap
Raise the UFA age to 30
Ban NMCs and NTCs for players under 30
Shorten max contracts to 5 years
Make the first round of the draft regionally exclusive (i.e., teams can only use that pick on a player who grew up within their market)

>>149815848
jen

>>149815887
>1 point for a Tie
so then you didnt get rid of the loser point, retard.

Schedule for the queers queering off: Every day 24/7.

>>149815896
thoughts on your losses to bud and mitch?

>>149815894
you didn't lose if it was tie, doofus

>>149815790
hedman and doughty did

>3 points in total awarded for a win
>2 points in total awarded for a tie
Where does the 3rd point go?

>>149815938
up gary's candy ass

>>149815938
Retard

>>149815913
>dont win the game
>still get a point
>its not a loser point
retard

Why is there so many fake lefties in hockey?
I remember half my friends were playing hockey as lefties and when baseball/golf/basketball came around they would all hit and pitch and dribble strictly from the right side.

good afternoon bros

>>149815963
if there's no winner, there's no loser either, imbecile.

>>149815938
Gary awards them at the end of the year like the Millennium Star in Mario Party

>>149816009
gary dressed as toad would be dimes

>>149816007
Hello

>>149815896
Those are some dedicated queers.

>>149816004
You shoot with your left dominant hand you Newfag.

>>149816008
if there are no winners then there are two losers, faggot.

>>149816004
in baseball, basketball, and golf, there's no benefit to primarily using your non-dominant hand. in hockey (canada exclusively), there are meme benefits. but mediocrity is only a virtue in canada, which is why you don't see fake lefty american hockey players.

>>149816039
not how it works, alphoomer

>>149816047
>>149816038
no real answers?

Lotta seething itt

Thinking of having a snack

Hearing the duckies will have an exciting season.

>>149816128
your source being?

>>149816097
Retard

Most righties jump off their left leg, and boom clappers off their left side, even if they kick and throw with their right.

I'm ambidextrous, and flip my straight wooden stick however I need to bust up you retards.

>check schedule
>14 back to backs
fuck you Gary you piece of shit

Erik Gudbranson still hasn't received one (1) Norris vote going into his Draft+16 season.

>>149816147

>>149816187
every time this goy gets posted i kick myself for thinking 2018 too late to get YouTube famous by recording myself ramble-reading HFboards and r/hockey.

there a posters itt who were never their team's 1C. not even in rec league dek hockey.

>>149816206
Its never too late but I dont think you'll make it sadly

>>149816223
i play defense

>>149816223
I was an energy guy

>>149816175
Thank you Gary very cool

Let's go around the room and everyone say something positive about the Flames. Anon, please start us off

/cric/ cross posters, what is the New Zealandish cricket team for the man who hates the T20, hates the haka, hates birds, and only has eyes for Jacinda Arden?

The flames have very passionate and autistic fans, and that’s great to see

if ends in 0, 4, or any odd number, the flames make the ploffs

>>149816330
They're only so passionate because they're so autistic and don't know any better

>>149816336
KWAB desu

>>149816330
That was very kind anon. Anon, you're up next

>>149816306
Flims will get a very high draft pick. They'll help another club by picking a bust.

>>149816340
gigabased

>>149816336
Reroll

>>149816355
That was uncalled for. We're going to speak after class

>>149816330
Calgarypuck is probably a worse cp than canadian pacific, but it is better than the other one

>>149816367
you can't roll for me, i have to reroll.
if ends in 0-4 or 7-9, then flames finish Top 10 in the west.

xhe's 46 years old
never kissed a girl

ppc

will my islanders be good this year

>>149816397
gretzky himself said that la bamba was bad enough

>>149816376
Reroll

>>149816397
imagining a pink pony club and people's party of canada guy and all i can come up with is "nhl player"

>>149816431
What the fuck did I just read

>>149816412
you can't roll for me, i have to reroll.
if ends in 0-2, 4-6, 8-9, then Flames make the playoffs. but if dubbles they finish last in the west. if tripples or better, they win at least one round.

Gary loves me this I know
For the genny tells me so

>>149816443
>>149816431
>imagining a pink goy pony and club people's goy of canada and guy all i can come up with is "goy"

Back to back games are gay and retarded

>>149816491
Retard

>>149816510
add it to the list >>149815887

Can’t wait to see kitties and oilers for the 3th time in 3 years bros

>3th

Is it threeth or thurdth

Perry's gone so it's over.

>>149816523
This is the year Gary gets Dallass across the finnish line

>>149816578
Stars and Randys

you heard it here first

going down taco bell bro's

rip marnerhole

>>149816628
Get me 9 soft tacos please

>>149816649
I wont

>>149816656
how about 3 (three) quesadillas?

>>149816628
Stop at the liquor store and get me vodka bro.

today is the worst day in history to be a sports fan

>>149816668
sure bro

pretty much how i feel

>>149816679
I'm going there after I eat I need darts too

>>149816628
2 locos tacos and a cheesy fiesta potatoes with no sour cream please

>>149816735
cool, mind grabbing me some strawberry daiquiri wine coolers?

>>149816717
I fucking hate chat gpt

>>149816831
careful. it's watching.

Dubs and I'm getting ice cream tonight

Cool to see Gary retained his NYC-Jew accent after all these years. You'd think he'd try to sound more neutral to appease a broader audience, but make no mistakes, this guy is all business. A little end-of-season speech then back to Brooklyn. Based

>>149816857
enjoy no ice cream tonight, loser kwab

>>149816876
:(

>>149816893
don't become a slave to the demon called kek
enjoy an extra scoop for me, sport ;)

>>149816906
I don't want to get cursed. I'll buy you some though :)

>>149816808
are you a cute girl?

>>149816981
absolutely am, sweetie ;)
(male)

>>149816981
Yes and pink pony club is my favorite

>>149817014

is hoc more of a kpop or wpop general?

>>149817066
no wop general

>>149817084
True that's not a nice thing to say about italians

>>149817066
welshpop genny

wtf am i watching tonight? literally nothing is on
im not watching aew btw

>>149817113
Kek, i was gonna come here and make the same comment

I liked the saints row 3 so much that I saw the 2022 reboot was on sale and bought it. It had mixed reviews, they say its fun to play but the story and characters are shit. But it still lets me create a super skanky character, so that's fine. It will be nice to play a game released in 2022 because all i've been playing lately is remakes of old games.

>>149817113
going to throw on a DVD not sure what

>>149817150
Lord of the rings

>Sorry boss, can't lose in my hometown

not only did trb lose in his hometown, he lost in his very own home

>>149817194
that's what i'll watch tonight. thnx, anon

>>149817142
I hope you enjoy :)

>>149817163
might actually

>>149817252
but it's the ralph bakshi version

(You) are an anon with a long stick from time to time

>>149817150
Hot Fuzz with the Tarantino and Edgar Wright commentary is kino overload
https://youtu.be/FxWfWgOAg-A?feature=shared

yarp

>gary said they’re doing an Olympic send off
>scheduled games for the day before they go to the Olympics
Oy vey

>>149817375
i'd be "day-to-day" if i were on an olympic roster

>1,313 games
>all shit

>>149817273
SOLD

>>149817404
how many times do the islanders and flames play each other

>>149817427
too many

>>149817444
some say not enough

>>149817445
residents of planet retard say that

>>149817457
cope tranny

>>149817457
Is true. I live on Planet Retard and I say that

we don't call the transiters that here

flush it down

haha vroooooom look at him go

/hoc/ is a sports car racing genny

Eh its better than wrestlefaggotry

im watching wrestling right now

vrrrrooooooommmm hehe wee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC_AY-M0SRM

vrrrrooooooo-ACK

we're all the same person just living in other places

VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

grok generate a video of jonathan huberdeau smashing his lambo into a jersey barrier at 200mph

ynr the core of Barkov, Huberdeau, Ekblad, and Trocheck

>>149817606
based E-God

https://voca.ro/1jPiiYOhhHIb

grok generate a video of lomberg dressed like rambo and walking away from the oilers blowing up

>>149817756
*oilers arena blowing up

>>149817752
based and downshift-pilled

>>149817699
kane's giving road dogg the business right now

Seth Rollins just landed a frog splash, how far back is my stream

>chara doing a triatholon

>>149817770

>>149817897
kino…

Might have to set the thermostat a little lower it’s still a bit warm in my apartment desu

*wrestles /hoc/*

>>149817894

>>149818048
>>149818061
thoughts on bud's dominating victory over you on 4/17/2022?

Might watch all the bond films in order

>>149817897
in awe of this desu

The names James. James Bond

>>149818108
I tried to do that a few years back. Got burned out after the first Dalton film. This past christmas i watched a bunch of the Brosnan flicks. Recently I've been listening to an audio book of the novelization of Goldeneye

>>149817894
he's fucking elite

Octobuddy
The Man With the Golden Won
Rapefall
From Stephen with Won

pee pee passes to poo poo
back to pee pee
shot! wiiiiide of the net

>>149818294
Those aren't players' names. You made them up

>>149818306
cool it with the anti-indiginism

>>149818306
devils had ruutu and tootoo

>>149818306
i made up nothing

>>149818323
That doesn't say pee pee or poo poo

tomas squirtl
jack tinkle
mitch marner

Can't hate on Eichel, he's already won, the narrative is that Marner is going to stay everyone on that team down, so Eichel will never win a game

marner is winning the conn smythe
screencap this

hot in hurr

the only trophy marner is getting is the cup of shit from 2 girls 1 cup

2 girls 1 marner

>>149818394
Cope marner assisted the 4nations winning goal

>>149818389
its 10pm here and 27 degrees
im grateful for ac

>>149818407
the goal that sent trb over the edge

>>149818409
I got my AC set to 79 (26 for you metrically inclined folx)

>>149818419
that's too hot. mine is set to 68 rn

>>149818409
you need AC in 27 degrees!?

>>149818431
I'm a hothead what can I say

Skibidi toilet

went outside to hack a dart and watch the storm and a toad jumped onto my patio

>>149818469
Based that happened to me last summer

>>149818435
i need ac at 20
all my ancestors came from northern europe. im a snow man

>>149818480
he cute

>>149818441

bud won
mitch won
trb... is trb... 'nuff said

>>149818499
My heritage is lowriders and duplicity and there is nothing wrong with that.

>>149818514
that's right bub

was hoppin on patios catching flies before the storm started
some asshole was smoking a cigarette mumbling about bud

bub1

>>149818518
based la raza

>trb wrote bud1 on his wall
kwab

la bud1za

>trb wrote that he's gay on his wall
kwab

he was mighty bubblin' that day

>>149818599
bud on the left, trb in green

local drive-in theatre is celebrating their 50th anniversary. they're showing dog day afternoon and blazing saddles.

>>149818621
>tranny and negro acceptance films
Interesting choice

>>149818621
>dog day afternoon
based
>blazing saddles
cringe

>>149818621
they should have gone with Surviving the Game it has Gary Busey AND Rutger Hauer

>>149818599

This is how i try to act irl now

>>149818635
those were the movies they played on the night they opened

>>149818645
islamist samoa joe

>>149818648
Wow celebrating 50 years of propaganda

>>149818665
I think he's just mexican pal

>alberta boomer chud hour
oh, boy

>>149818648
>still showing blazing saddles a year and a half after release

>>149818677
Dog day afternoon is about a drug addict robbing a bank so he can get money to get his mentally retarded homosexual friend a sex change operation. Blazing sadles is about a jewish sheriff and his black protege going around pointing out how racist whiten people are.

had fun watching this kino with you guys
closest /hoc/ ever came to an iggies game thread

>>149818689
yes. they're american movies.

>>149818695
/hoc/ is a cape breton secession general

Now that we're talking about it dog day afternoon wouldn't have come out until september 75 so I think you're just making this entire thing up

>>149818707
Guess thats why they are showing at the buttfuck drive in

by the way i think it was a gay day afternoon

probably dog gay afternoon was the play there

>>149818745
you wanna go bud?

>lot's of wrestle talk
>lot's of gay/jewish talk
coincidence?

I'd buy a PPV of WWE on ice

>>149818651
looks like trb

im watching rick martel get beat up by a furry right now

>>149818806
kino era

>>149818814
i was a toddler
best time of my life

Dino Bravo smuggled cigarettes from Indian reservations. This is the only job available in Quebec after the tariffs

jen

It was a terrible mistake to turn over every corporate and sports social media account to faggy theatre kids who just found out about memes.

>>149818831
same
for me it was the Jake Roberts vs The Model blindfold match after Rick Martel hit the snake with his Arrogance cologne in the eyes

i can't believe shannon did this omg

>>149818806
I thought you were watching in your house

>>149818862
we have to kill every millennial before they kill everyone else

>>149818904
Yeah trump is going to have a field day reminding us that it was american jets that responded to this

>>149818910
We're a peaceful people even mohammed bin salman isn't really that bad

>>149818918
your connors, your hellabusts

>>149818907
i've been all over the place tonight, friend
watching earthquake vs ultimate warrior currently

>>149818904
>not khalistan kino

:(

>>149818918
hellebuyck stopped shannon?

>>149818953
trump said shannon is a girl's name

>>149818953
unfortunately he only saved .866 of the passengers

yeah i was on my towns reddit page and this guy named Jody something was posting all this retarded liberal bs and im like wow what a dumb brainwashed bitched and then i look it up and it was a guy

>>149819004
jody is a girl's name

>>149819013
That's what im saying

>>149819001
JEN

>>149819022
you should kick Jody in the balls

jody is a girl's n-ACK

>>149819035
>jody
>shelley
Imagine having 2 girls names

>>149819035
>doubling down on girls name

>>149819031
we love iyo here bro

i heard coyotes last time i went for a smoke
now im scared to go out for another smoke

>>149819112
Unironically know that feel. That's why I keep an old broom stick out there

>>149819112
coyotes aren't real, gary made sure of that

>>149819112
they're all the way in utah

jody is a JEWISH name

Flames fans crying about trading for Robertson and building through a superstar winger and a goalie don't remember Iginla and kipper and it's sad

imagine getting beat up by a man named judy

>>149819174
i rely on my knowledge of pro-wrestling maneuvers

>>149819062

>>149819221
Cooper is a dogs name

Pooper

>>149818469
I like I tried today :)

the next thread better be female themed

captcha: JOOOO

I have a feeling I might deposit a heroic marner tomorrow

>>149819031
Giving the Japanese wrestlers promos is the ultimate humiliation ritual

>I am womeens word champ eon, ree riprey, I terk yo titur

sad.

>>149819224
They didn't have the technology to make an Air Bud hockey movie

what if the milk bag gets a hole in it?

>>149819390
So they made it with a monkey instead

>nux and flames opener

Airbud1: trb staring jen

>>149819397
what if your mother never met your father’s boyfriend?

There are people who have lived entire human lives being leafs fans. All the way to old age... and never saw their team win the cup.

For some families multiple generations of lives

There are people who have lived entire human lives who didn't ask

>>149819431
Those people are called retards, you are one of those people.

>>149819400
>flames nux stanley cup final
:)

>>149819462
>final

based

Who can say where the road goes?
Where the day flows?
Only time
And who can say if your love grows
As your heart chose?
Only time

NEW
>>149819537
>>149819537
>>149819537

bedroom is connected to the upstairs bathroom so i can hear people taking shits when we have company