Would you press a button that puts you in the Umaworld but you become a husband of a draft Uma?
>be blue collar draft Uma
>works in a warehouse
>married her highschool sweetheart
>alcoholic
>overly friendly and buddy buddy to coworkers
>"jokes" about hating and beating the shit out of her husband
>never went to college, but able to put togeather a car
>slightly misandry, thinks all men should go to a respected feilds like trainer school
>husband says he tripped and fell when explaining bruses and the suspiciously hoof shaped print over his eye
>religious, active memeber of the church community, will always show up when someone asks for help
>smells like cheap cigarettes and engine oil despite not being a mechanic nor smoking
>as a photograph of her holding a sign that says god hates faggots circulating on the interent
>6 sons, 1 uma (she wanted an uma and didn't stop trying until she got it)
>dosen’t trust the her boys to other Umas
>goes to the pub to watch G1 races with other draft Umas and cheer for the Uma from her community

>>534849357
work horses just hit different