>>60671433
>Kek confirms that jews did 9/11
Nothing personal, kid

Remember to clock in for work tomorrow, shillies.

>>60527704
>Someone gives GME $9BN for free and we get to earn 5% interest for some reason.
>this is somehow bad for GME
That's our silly shillies!

>>211739600
Won't stop me from posting about it on /ftl/ as we did with the hunger games. Faggot.

>>60518555
Remember that time when GME, for no reason whatsoever, opened up at $80 and the option chain was giving away boatloads of free money. It was like a broken fire hydrant spilling water all over the street.
What explanation could there be that my $10 shares in April 2024 would do an 8X in a month and the premium paid for the right to buy my shares would be far in excess of what the supposed actual price was? Who would skip buying shares at $10 in April 2024 suddenly be desperate enough to offer $10 per share to buy the rights to my shares with only a few days expiry?
That's so weird, isn't it

Doomerposters just cant see the vision