self defense situation edition

>/ftl/ News Day 2:
• Aryeh stole Angie's giant bear.
• Drunk Piece Of Shit Challenge tonight! Ellie is in the confessional.
• Damiel showed up for dinner and does NOT like garlic.
• Rachel lost another 200 Fishbucks for deadnaming Jason.
• Rachel and Freddy are being dressed up in safety gear. Reason unknown.
• Rachel is mad at the entire house. Might walk?
• Ellie got busted for stealing a WKUK skit.
• Freddy wrote a movie script about alien skaters who smoke Ayahuasca. May get to direct it tonight.
• Angie cried while looking for the photos.
• Daniel stole Angies photos of her and her bf. He promised not to rip them.
• Toys: Enabled! Show your favorite fish you love them!
• Challenge: Comedy Sketch (performed tomorrow night).
• Daniel led the house through an exercise routine in the garage.
• Conversation scenes were filmed.
• Challenge: Dress To Impress (Winner: Rachel)
• Jet has ruled that breaking things is NOT a Day 2 activity.
• Fans sent "Smash it!" TTS to Aryeh and Angie to break the dresser, causing Ben to come up and yell "Cringe!" at them.
• Ellie mogs.
• Direnc mogs.
• Freddy mogs.
• Angie is controversial.

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Previously on /ftl/ >>211470319

bucky

How much did Freddy have to drink?

>saves the tank

Fred is pretty cool when he's drunk

Sams so cute when he lets his inner child out :3

i god i spit out my drink, that was so funny

>>211471629
LAWSUIT

holy shit

Stop making threads

yinz are mad corny

>>211471636
I kneel

>say nigger
>gets kicked in the head
BUY FRED
BUY BUY BUY

sam quit
freddy won

i want to hug and kiss freddy so bad

>stupider

>>211471629
Okay that's funny

dubs and freddy stabs sam in the neck with a shard of glass

Samuel Whitcomb Hyde assaults a man on Live TV

>>211471642
just like me

S4 is saved

>>211471634
this one is just in poor taste

Sam will box Freddy tonight

Why’s Sam treating Freddy like he’s on acid and in famous house

>>211471636
Don say da shi man...

freddy is winner btw

i love this nigga

>>211471629
FINALLY SOME CONTENT

Goldenberg is a fucking racist

LMFAO

>and he's a fucking racist

holy shit fred sam kino

keep freddy drunk 24/7

>Goldenberg is a fuckin racist

>>211471634
miya black hearted cyber angel baby??

freddy is wiggling out man

fuck I didn't see that last kick please tell me you clipped it

goldenberg is a fuckin racist dude

goldberg is a racist. he's a nigger.

i love freddy

KING OF THE HOUSE

>fred is saying nigger with the fucking cadence of the visor
this is good

Das what he is

>says the n word
>calls Sam a racist

Lol

MARKYPOSTING IMMINENT

thats what he is
hes a fuckin
thats what he is
hes a fuckin
thats what he is
hes a fuckin

Freddy is TJ because TJ is also profoundly retarded but even more lovable

>Goldenberg is a fuckin racist
>he's fuckin white
FREDDY NO

>sam hyde
>racist
trueeee

>>211471634
Bwehehe fwend?

Jupi is the glitter bomb that we’ll never get rid of

I knew he was a wigger deep down

>>211471691

NIGGERBROS WWA TAP IN

freddy won

Freddy is literally just nontent Alex B

>>211471697
goddamn lol

Sam's a fuckin'

>>211471634
Good to have you back sir

>>211471678
sam is that weird guy at the party that doesn't get drunk but fucks with drunk people

I knew he couldn't hold his liquor

Freddy is a mainstay with how he can just take damage

how many head injuries has freddy sustained tonight?

>>211471709
I'm crying lmfao
I didn't realize what he meant at first

>>211471634
This is hot

frank is gonna have so much fun with this guy

knew this guy was a brainworms liberal rapist, winner of season 4

Is Fred even a fan? I thought whole season was fans but he comes across like a Famous House contestant, and that's a good thing.

SAM HYDE IS A FUCKING *WOBBLE WOBBLE*

RAPE TANK

>>211471734
The perfect balance

freddy is going to get his ass kicked by sam even more than he already has. it's going to get real bad

hope this goofy nigga is okay

wobwobwobwobbwobwob

Is it me or did the day stop being entertaining the moment Daniel and Sam showed up? (Freddy is being pretty funny right now though lol)

GOLDENBERG ITS FUNNY TIL ITS NOT *wobble*-IN FUNNY ANYMORE

>>211471734
he's way more complex than just that

alcoholics deserve to be kicked in the chest

>>211471706
>>211471610 (OP)
>>211471629
>>211471636
>>211471697

how much did he even drink?

>>211471743
100%

>>211471745
drunk

>>211471634
yo what even IS that dude

Freddy's head is gonna hurt so much tomorrow.I wonder how much of this he is going to remember

>>211471767
He's drunk

FRDY mooning

>>211471745
Secured top 3 no doubt in just the last 20 minutes.

Can't wait for this coddled piece of shit to show up

>>211471756
he's 36 with earrings and a mustache it didn't take a genius to figure that one out

whats a good free photo editing software that isnt GIMP?

>freddy single handedly proving that non-fan famous house mogs friendship fan tank shit

>>211471700
This

Freddy is the kind of drunk that always gets into fights and cant figure out why

wubbawubbadubdub

>Freddy you ready to do the sketch?
>Yeah
>....
>wobwobwobwobwob*

>>211471433
This was the real arc. You missed it. Faggot.

>>211471433
fax it was forced nontent and he didn't improve at all he's still fucked up and depressed I watched the streams (I didn't actually watch the streams)

>>211471803
trvth

>>211471784
He was chugging the tequila bottle

>one last wobble on the way out for the camera
Ok Freddy won me over.

>>211471784
He kept drinking tequila after everybody else stopped

kino

Sam hyde*wobbled* Marky in the hot summer of 2007

>>211471734
no, Alex B would be glued to rachel.

>>211471747
At least Two or three

Freddy being drunk is the most i have laughed at fishtank in a while

Yo, Sam fucking tarnished Freddy’s skull bro….not cool man

it's only been like two hours since they started to drink

holding freddy by the face and saying babe this isn't you when he tries to fight people at the bar

Sam Hyde is a fucking wobble.

Sam is wishing he had kicked him harder

It's so annoying how Sam has the amazing ability to make hilarious things like that happen but he just phones it in 95% of the time

penis

>>211471828
*wobble wobble*

>penis

>Whispered penis to him
What the fuck did Freddy mean by this?

>Freddy up 30%
LMAOOOO

wtf Freddy's music is actually good...

>direnc goes to get fred
>shakes the wobbly nigger censor one last time

>kicks freddy in the head
>"are you mad at me"

SAM HYDE IS A *WOBBLE WOBBLE*

>you’re a fuckin *warble noises*

>>211471718
Freddy has had sex
Tj is still a virgin

spear chucking piece of shit WOBBLE WOBBLE

Doomerposters just cant see the vision

wherever i go, i must *wobble*

>>211471846
how do i get a joopy gf?

>>211471718
>>211471734
freddy is freddy

Niggers 4 life

>>211471841
lol

>>211471860
Mission Hill reference

Green penis

wobble tank israel

fred was touched starved as a child and it actually affected him lmfao what a faggot

>we're romans, and we're fighting
>and then what
>thats it

>shouts nigger
>tries to get Goldstriker to say nigger
>Calls Goldstriker Racist
>Because he's white
>does not have the ability to elaborate further

>leaves a shoeprint imbedded in your chest with a full force kick
yo anon, are you mad at me?

>>211471767
He's a sexy piece of goonmeat for sure. Did you see his reddit AMA? He was begging for a self-facial exposure on some gay subreddits. Yeaaaarrr

>>211471815
Wish Jimmy would’ve raped that fucking faggot on the fireplace. They shouldn’t have put that mattress there and they should’ve let Jimmy kick the fucking pedophile out the window. The only one there brave enough to confront Thomas about his sins and he gets kicked off of the show for it. You’re some fucking ZOG faggots for that one. What Jimmy learned about TJ was triggering, and in that moment he saw Thomas similar to one of his abusers. Jimmy suffered a fate worse than death early in life and you’re lucky if you don’t know what I mean.

DO NOT GOOGLE THISVID JOHN CHRISTIAN HARMAN JIMMY DOWNEY MORMON RAPE POPPERBATE TRAINER JIMMY SCISSORS INSTRUCTIONS RUBBER DUCKY HOARDERMAN GOONCAVE NO CLEAN-UP LOAD COLLECTION SHITBATE GOON.

Abagantamos W lubecooch L.

fred's one of those kinda people who shouldn't drink

they picked freddie purely to get him drunk and abuse him kek

freddy is alex b and connor and oliver

>>211471876
become friends with an outsider artist druggie guy who never finished high school and fuck his sister

>>211471876
jacking off facedown into your mattress

>>211471862

>>211471850
You tell me

this guy is fuckign based idc what anywhom say

The romans.....they're fighting.....

freddy is gonna bust his head open before the night's over

>>211471901
this

>>211471864
yeah maybe in 2005. shit's generic

>>211471876
get more stupider

>FREDDY FAGGOTS WE UP

>>211471821
Im starting to look back at S3 fondly...

I wonder how this guy crashed two cars

>>211471900
they picked us to abuse us with nontent

>>211471912
A basic retard

>>211471884
goated show. it kind of sucks badly but i live in the real mission hill so i have to like it

>>211471914
he's pissing himself for sure

Freddy has had 10 concussions in his life

freddy is a based alcoholic

>>211471815
I knew the relationship was over by the way she was flirting with dudes from bloodgames all the time

>>211471901
alex b because he's belligerent connor because he's serious and motivated and oliver because he's sexy as hell

>>211471914
he is an experienced alcoholic he will be fine

this is how the real fred hyde acted in sams childhood

>>211471802
MS Paint

freddy has secured himself top spot with daniel now. The rest can leave desu

NERO

>>211471894
It wasn't Sam's fault bro, there were mad feet all over the place

Freddy isn't making it more than a week

>>211471889
>Romans... Fighting... How is that funny?
>*takes genuine offense that the sheer thought of Romans does not cause her to experience all human emotions all at once, staring her down appropriately*

>>211471697
>sam gets out so he doesn't get tempted to kick him again
Lol

thank god I'm not drinking rn and only have ketamine

>>211471894
he deserved it

Freddie's the boss nigga

>>211471936
10 that he can remember

Sam Hyde is a >wobble

>>211471846
what is thsi white trash whore doing in tirol

ANON ARE YOU MAD

I want (You) to imagine an HIV+ positive faggot rubbing Jet Neptune's rectum raw with steel wool and then digging his POZ cock in his bloody colon, giving him a death sentence in the form of infected baby batter. Imagine the deadly viral load intermingling with his intestinal blood. Imagine his voice trembling as he realizes he now has AIDS

If MDE made this sketch you'd all be saying it's brilliant and you're stupid if you don't understand it

>>211471947
drunk = win

>>211471927
just wait till he's given the go ahead and unleashed. Everything will change. You have to let him settle in first.

>>211471939
I knew it was over when I saw her playfully boxing with sam.

>>211471944
>it's all... part of the plan

>>211471931
I love my alcoholic concussed husband

Does anyone know where the full-screen button is on the site? I can't full-screen this :(

>>211471974
MDE did make this sketch

>>211471914
Hopefully

Did freddy feel up dirench recently? I just heard the news, im so fucking mad

RACHEAL IS RUINING THE GOOD BIT FUCK

nauurrrr

>>211471890
BASED

>>211471894
It was a lil tap yo

There's no point in having a drunk piece of shit challenge this season because Freddy will dominate and probably crack his head open in the process.

when we first met him
when we first met him
when we first met him

>>211471944
i think the bomber jacket fad has officially ended with this guy
signal brought it to the endzone and this guy spiked the ball

>>211471889
This is basically the Iliad if I can be tbqh

>>211471988
lmfao

>>211471802
just find a photoshop crack dude
paint . net is good though (its software not a site www.getpaint.net )

she even cries in an australian accent wtf

I bought Freddy stocks yesterday for 150 fishbucks and I'm holding them until they skyrocket!!!

>>211471939
She begged him to join the show probably because the wiggers were flirting with her lol

he knew who to FUCK

>>211471988
*wobble wobble wobble *
*WHACK-*

Improvised ari funeral

>when we first met him
>when we first met him
>when we first met him

>>211471967
>breaks your orbital
DON'T BE MAD

Freddy is raping my coin rn fr fr

>>211471963
Hes calling him a pedophile. We need to remove him

>>211471988
that was kind of fucked up

Tai shows up day 4 but you didn't hear this from me
-Anonymous

>>211471931
there's feet all over the place

wait damiel left fuck!

okay
3 > 4 > 1 > 2

rachel not be the center of attention for one second challenge

wtf they're actually doing the skits?

>>211472031
hell yeah cant wait

>>211471988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKgyH9k1CSM

fuck goldenberg he’s a fuckin racist

>>211471815
>Scott on his phone in the background
A true lone wolf to not be fucked with

drench and Freddy carrying their team

>>211472037
thank fuck

>>211472017
good choice king how have you been recently?

>>211471709
that shit was so fucking funny, late night kino

Dirench!

RAPETANK

>yall said this season was gonna be an L

>>211472037
yup it's boring now

fred kicked the jew in the head and imagined it was sam

I didnt pay attention to the skit how did it go?

>>211471889
Romans Fighting was better than any of the trash his group mates had been chatting about for HOURS

Toppling a fat bitch over like that could have easily broken her bones lmao

did he just fucking tackle the fatty

Why do the fish's interpretation of comedy sketches always turn into funerals, interrogations or terrorism

>>211471697
imagine if freddy hit his head on the corner of that drawer and his skull cracked open like a pumpkin haha

fell asleep, qrd on the past hour or so?

>>211472031
love that lil nigga

freddy "the casanova" will fuck every girl in the fishtank rn

>I wish nothing upon you

>>211471943
yeah sam fucking hates drunks bc of that

>>211472060
lmao

comedy?

>>211472049
his first instinct being to run away is hilarious

N I G G E R
I
G
G
E
R

you cant say dat shi

>>211472037
rachel owes damiel sex

>Rachel not even participating to the point of being replaced by daniel
2k check status?

>>211472070
that might hurt his head :(

>>211472069
Trauma

>>211472008
There was never a bomber jacket fad. They are just a normal type of jacket that people wear. But I do agree they have been killed by this guy

theme of season 4

>did you just say nigger?

>>211472026
Teej ate that shit like it was cereal. No wonder he won

>did you say NIGGER??

Arye fucking died

>>211471743
That was always me.

>>211472066
I wanted to see freddy be a gay tiger

sam kicked fred in the head, but metaphorically he was kicking fred hyde in the head. his alcoholic father

this sketch is definitely better than any of the other sketch challenges from this show

everyone in the room is doing everything in their power to ruin this skit but fred keeps pulling it back

>>211472031
Tai said on his stream he's not on S4

>>211471819
>>211471872
>>211471939
dude

>>211472062
I WILL fuck your sister

>>211471988
>connor fucks up drunk jobe and everyone is outraged
>sam fucks up drunk freddy and its le heckin funny

someone call wayne ellenberger

>>211472072
Fred took control of his team, pitched a great script, got kicked in the head by Sam, and now his group forgot the script and is doing cringe improv screaming

S4 is not that bad
there i said it

I saw Tayleigh the grocery store, and was behind her in the checkout line. I was going to say something but didn't want to come off like a mark. Anyway, she had a bunch of junk food and her EBT card kept getting denied. She kept screaming "TRY IT AGAIN TRY IT AGAIN" in the cashiers face, who was visably shaken. She told her she's sorry but it says out of funds. Queen Aminata turned around and knocked big display of candy over and kept screaming "FUCK THIS HO, FUCK THIS HO" and had to be threatened to have the police called before she left. It was totally embarassing, but what can you say

>doesn't have the WOBBLE thing
>instantly says nigger

>>211472069
not true. the tai/shinji/tj sketch was an actual sketch.

Whats he thinking RN?

>>211472092
Rachel is gonna work for Sam Hyde after this

>>211472037
was always a overrated piece of shit pandering to production and tts

DID YOU SAY NIGGER?

hopefully damiel comes back after this to make angie actually cry.

First nigger drop lmfao

wow this is so good

>witness the improved audio

Me and Fredster casually saying the n word at the bar and getting lectured by strangers

A heartwarming tribute to Martin Luther King jr

>Stay dead. It's better than life.

>>211471697
lol Sam is gonna end up accidentally killing one of these spergs someday

season 4 sketch challenge > season 1 sketch challenge > season 2 sketch challenge

Comedy?

>>211472109
profundo

>>211472101
>mfw every fiber of my being is in pain

>>211471988

>>211472029
nah he deserved worse and if this wasn't a live show he would've gotten it

The first good sketch in fishtank history?

>>211472128
>fuckin nerds

The skit should have been freddy trying to explain a skit to people

based Freddy method acting

kino

>>211472130
he's friend with production dumb retard

I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOU THINKING YOU'RE ALIVE

>I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOU
>THINKING HE'S ALIVE WHEN HE'S DEAD

the scene is over you drunk bastard

idk what the skit even was it was some dead thats all i know.
beer 8

fred is the greatest actor we've ever seen

>>211471988

>I'm sick and tired of you thinking you're alive
NEPTUNIAN

>he's still in character
fucking kek this guy is hilarious

so freddy wins the drunk piece of shit challenge right

Thisll be pretty good once rachel and freddy are gone.

>6:57AM in india
>no angie simp posts in a while
>interesting

>I'M SICK AND TIRED YOU OF THINKING THAT YOU'RE ALIVE

>>211472170
>>211472171
KINO

Nothing gets me giggling like the wailing and gnashing of teeth

My man does not break character until the DVD commentary

This is some prime cringe kino

>>211472161
Can't believe we are 4.5 seasons deep and people still don't know Damiel was the original plant

I remember hooking up with a 40 year old man off Craigslist. He said he wanted my 18 year old cock.
I fucked his ass so hard and I remember him turning over, he had been trying to push me off with his hands on my hips. And he looked back at me like this. I choked him and came on his face. Hooked up 3 times after that.
Married a woman. Took her virginity. She dont know im a violent faggot

>tfw you’ll never go to Sam Hyde summer camp

>>211471629

Why do people wear their shoes indoors?

Freddy *wobble* of fishtank

>>211472161
2025 and niggas don't know damiel was the plant kek

freddy is so fucking awesome

>>211472180
easily. The rest will have to team up completely to win it

>>211472115
Sorry these threads are slow I'm trying to make content

>>211472172
cheers brother

>>211472181
freddy carries dummy

FUCK GOLDSLUGGER
FREDOPHILES RISE UP

>>211472120
ty. the cringe theater kid stuff is the last thing i wanted from s1 to return, might have to just go back to sleep fuck

i have a bad feeling about this

>>211472176
CHUCKLEHEAD

>>211472129
Doing what? She literally told him she will work for him one day. That's basically cementing herself as the opposite.

https://streamable.com/yarojh
*wobble wobble*

why are they speed running all of this? What happens in two weeks lol

you don't give a fuck about fishtank

>>211472202
your fit doesn't work without shoes

>>211472180
He deserves to win but I fear Jet will forget that that challenge is occurring since only Fred really participated

>i am 40 years old

>>211472172
im on no7, lfg

it's a good cast

one funny thing per day is not exactly great pace

>wow absolute kino

need to see this little bitch jump off a fucking roof and splatter like a little KWAB

>freddy highly entertaining while drunk
>ellie is simp bait
>angelina is content

Jin bros, I don't feel so good.

Freddy is getting kicked off the show tonight. say your farewells now

>>211472172
hell yea i'm on 6 high life tallboys i think

>>211472221
BWC withdrawals

>>211472221
fukken saved

Daniel sperg out

>Woah... did you just say Nigger, dude?

>>211472197
I'm like this too
I'm loving and passionate with women but need to top some old guys and ruin them, punch them in the ribs while fucking their asshole, roughing them up
it's a good cathartic outlet

Fred won me over with that shit

>>211472209
I appreciate you bro. You are kinda gay but I still like you

>>211472221
so close to seeing her little pink nips :3

>>211472129
sam will never employ a woman he wouldn't fuck

KINOOOO

damn i sure wish i could use PayPal to support this piece of shit show

>>211472156
He's the biggest nerd in mde lol.

NEW STRAGETY NEVER THOUGHT OF BEFORE! Freddy is not allowing the other sketch to happen so he wins by default, masterful gambit.

freddy = lit romney

o.O

>>211472236
>angelina is content
???????????????

thinking about sex with this furbie

>>211472237
absolutely not, sam loves him

>>211472236
He's working his way up to committing a sexual crime

>Whatever your name is
lol

>>211472235
Yea that's some good rapemeat, been pervgooning to his Instagram

>>211472219
There is no "Tomorrow"

>>211472249
1000% not pink

>caring about other fish

>>211472242
rotoscope guy sucks, political correctness policing faggot

how much did freddy actually drink?

If the lights went off I would grab all the girls boob's and butts

Then when they come on act like nothing happen

>>211472227
he’s geriatric and closer to 50

>>211472228
lfg ill crack into 9

>>211472255
GET UP!

>>211472213
Ultimately, MDE is a theater kid group - just a ‘no girls allowed’ version

>>211472255
kek

kick this fatty bitch off the plane

I bought freddy stox

>>211472219
BLOOD GAMES 2 ARE U RDY TO KNEEL

Freddy knows what he is doing, i kneel

>>211472239
kek

>>211472261
dw its just a couple ppl n porduction coping with this shit ass cast
the people know it sucks

>fuck you. I'm a better corpse than you, bitch

>>211472236
>angelina is content
what

>>211472253

>>211472275
Shut up Jimmy

>>211472274
like half a gallon of tequila

>>211472039
Nobody cares about your dogshit opinions you keep spewing fag

>>211472236
dont worry, give him a sign and he will disappear to the bathroom and re-emerge in blackface

>>211472236
>ellie is simp bait
genuinely has she done anything other than pander to white incels?

>How do they get worse every season

>mfw

>>211472264
absolutely not, sam fucking hates him tho

Fred mogged goldstalker

>>211472264
you are crazy or a super low t beta. if you couldn't tell from the moment these two met, sam hated him and he hated sam. they are from two different worlds. low class and high class. they hate one another on a primal level.

>>211472249
>pink
??????? LMAO WHAT?? no way theyre pink

>>211472292
that's sam hyde

>>211472236
>angelina is content
jeets man... lmao

>>211472262
my beautiful wife

>>211472236
>angelina is content
You're a fucking retard lmfao

freddy pls

>>211472274
He’s been drinking from a tequila bottle in a drinking contest that nobody else is competing in

fred getting lost in the role going full Ledger

Hahahahah

>>211472143
That's why I want Jimmy to come back for less than 3 seconds just so I can see Sam split the atoms of his face with his boot

freddy needs to get his ass kicked

>>211471629
>sets up a drunk challenge
>gets mad when they act drunk
Sam is so retarded sometimes

>>211472227
how are me and Sam the same age

>femoids

>>211472221
keep up the good work

>>211472300
Thousand yard stare

>>211472298
He said he would grab their boobs, not beat them to a pulp. He is Simbal.

i just realized
it's a house full of jimmies

>incel skit
grim

>>211472310
day 2

>>211472249
odds of them being pink are +20000

this is just getting sad

i want to fund the caricature of a white man known as jet neptunes 1k clown shoes using paypal

>>211472249
nigga she's filipina

>Sam's dad was an alcoholic named Fred
>Season 4's best fish is an alcoholic named Fred
jetroonian

>>211472328
do you think that hasn’t happened to him before

>>211472315
that's jason goldenberg

>>211472221
PLAYROOM

>>211472328
he just did. Did you miss?

>>211472264
retard, Sam wouldn't nut on that scumrag face

My boy's about to make a grave error in judgement

>>211472333
one that that will be me

>Fred heckling

>>211472244
>I'm loving and passionate with women but need to top some old guys and ruin them, punch them in the ribs while fucking their asshole, roughing them up
>it's a good cathartic outlet
Why? Wtf? Is it hot? Should I try it? How

>>211472313
yeah it was instantly obvious

>>211472304
do girls on this show need to do anything more???

>cant even hear the other teams skit
Its over. Give freddy the fishbuck

fishtank fan moment

how is freddy pulling the baddest bitches damn

>>211472314
>>211472270
bros they are pink stop lying

>/pol/: The Sketch
i hate them

>>211472227
unc is cooked fr fr, imagine if he was a broke 20 year old like us

no way they'll have enough physical comedy to match Fred

fat hoes love saying shit like 'i'm the mom friend" bitch you the hog friend foh

>>211472349
it's fishtank hell

>>211472306
PTSD

>>211472315
200 fishbucks have been deducted from your account

First skit is famous house
Second skit is fan house
Pick wisely!

sammy happy :D

Ridgeback sure likes to say Gorillions a lot

>WE MUST KILL ALL THE PEOPLE

>>211472313
sam is from fall river retard sam hates him cause he was one risd failing grade away from being him

freddies team did way better

>we’re so drunk
me when I’m drunk

how the fuck was freddy's scene better

I think ultimately Jin needs to go first

>>211472354
sam hyde childhood flashback challenge

here you go for your reaction folders

Bam
Nigga die
Kablam

>>211472332
He’s an actual male and not FtM

Why were both of the sketch scripts (originally) about school shooters?

their old idea with it being a death cult was actually kinda funny what the fuck was this

Drunkfred is a meance
Need to see him and drunkjobe hanging out

You guys bought the Freddy dip right?

>>211472381
>Alex B wannabe

>pedobait ANGL doing to much
calm down bitch like hahahahha

>>211472381
what's with the alien fetus I know it's in the toilet but wtf is it

The sketch is so bad even Goldstriker is shocked by it

>>211472328
he will don't worry. he can't stop begging for it

>>211472392
>sam hyde when he hears the nigger word

Extreme Peace lookin' good

>>211472363
get off his back, he's hammered

first season with 2 funny sketches

>>211472333
doubled up on citrus 6s

guys is it actually really bad or am i just retarded?

>>211472390
sketch 1 mogs

>>211472296
projection

>>211472292
>What if he had hit his head?
>Why did I do that?

>>211472421
I think this might be the final season of fish tank lmao

>>211472405
youre talking from your dick if you think jin needs to go before ellie

You just know Jin wants to gargle Jet's used cock. Just to get a taste of all the pussy he's gotten.

Post that to 4chan please

Punishing anal sex with Angelina

>first two weeks is people modelled after season 1
>next two weeks is season 2 coded superfans
>then two weeks of normies
>combine the best of them all for the two more weeks to win a grand prize

VOTE NOW

reply with ‘1’ to vote for ‘Romans Are Fighting’
reply with ‘2’ for ‘Sorority Shooter’

>>211472328
More than Sam already did?

>>211472429
it's bad

>>211472368
I got molested by a man between age 2 and 4, that's why I'm like this. otherwise I'd be a normal heterosexual and wouldn't feel the need to hurt older men and break them

>>211472429
this is fucking atrocious

>>211472411
agreed, this one SUCKED

>>211472405
He knows about nina. He needs to quit soon

kino ad break desu

>>211472448
1

>>211472441
holy shit lol

>>211472411
Sir, your posting in a nontent thread.

>>211472443
Ellie's cute though

>>211472448
1

>>211472448
1

>>211472423
It's not that he heard the word, it's that he wasn't expecting the quiet Asian guy to say it so it was extra fresh

Wonder what Sam does after he leaves the house to wash this crazy autistic bullshit off, I'd probably drink

Rachel cucking content

>>211472429
It's so bad it's good

Y'know

whyd they get rid of the minimap navigation on the site?

is this what IP2 is like all the time?

>>211472429
It's bad but you can be retarded too if you want. It's kind of a prerequisite to post here

>>211472429
its bad

sam kicks fred = everyone happy
conner kicks jobe = everyone mad

sam kicks jobe = ???

dan is 2-0 against fred in swords tonight

>>211472448
1

>>211472448
2

>whale trying to cuck content

>>211472448
america, america, this is youuuu

>>211472448
1 but there was an odd lack of Romans in the actual performance

>>211472414
I dont know if this small of a house could contain drunk Jobe

>Angie encourages the fan
>Rachel yells at her to stop

I kind of went "heh" during the funeral bit. I don't know what you guys are laughing about. That fat bitch's loud voice makes it impossible to hear anything.

>>211472448
3 jupiter is hot because she looks like jet

>>211472476
He megabasing in Factorio

>>211472429
it's bad man
I'm trying my best to meme it through, I know production (on the actual production side of things - bumpers, ads, media-mixins, etc) put in work

>>211472448
1

SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>211472471
You're proving his point

Bye Jin

>>211472448
1

### **The Premise: Quantum Non-Locality Is an Illusion**
the truth is far simpler and far more intuitive.

### **The Real Story: The Oscillation Trail Effect**
- Particles oscillating at speed **c** naturally create a trail.
- What we call a "wave" is not an intrinsic wave—it’s a **blurred artifact of motion**.
- This is the **same reason a spinning fan appears as a disk**—the high-speed oscillation gives the illusion of a spread-out wave.

### **How This Explains the Bell’s Inequality Setup**
Let’s go back to the famous polarization experiments:
- When a photon hits a polarization filter at **45°**, it has a **50% chance** of passing.
- If we use two 45° filters in sequence, it **adjusts twice** instead of once at **90°**, which makes it **easier to pass.**
- Once a photon has passed through a filter, it is now aligned with that filter. **If it then encounters another filter at an angle less than 90° relative to the first, it will pass through 100% of the time.**

This is perfectly described by the formula:
```
P = cos2(θ)
```
Where:
- **P** = Probability of the particle passing the polarization filter.
- **θ** = Angle between the photon’s oscillation and the filter’s axis.

### **Why Bell’s Inequality Violations Are Just Geometric Artifacts**
Bell’s theorem assumes that probabilities should behave like classical random variables. However, when **you account for the oscillation-based wave illusion**, you naturally get:
```
E(θ_A, θ_B) = ⟨cos(θ_A - θ_B)⟩
```
Which **exactly matches** what quantum mechanics predicts—but without requiring non-locality or hidden variables.

**The illusion of entanglement disappears.**
**Spooky action at a distance was never real.**
**Bell’s Inequality violations are just measurement artifacts of oscillation and motion.**

>warbles in your path
how do you react?

>>211472405
We need a Vance for at least the first few weeks

>>211472485
everyone mad because jobe is wholesome chungus

get this fat hog out of her she is ruining the content

>>211472448
1. The behind the scenes to that one is insane

>>211472433
you unironically don't know what projection means or what charls means by nerd
absolute retard

>>211472448
1

>>211472476
play video games and search retro graphics on are.na

>>211472485
fred deserved it

this season is some adl tier bullshit

The vibe of this season is...different

>>211472515
Kick him

>>211472501
>jupiter is hot because she looks like jet

angelina stfu

>>211472500
foreshadowing

>>211472497
The funeral bit was pretty awful but Fred writing the script then getting kicked in the head and forgetting it was actually a good comedy sketch

>>211472197
Woah that's pretty based so is that how you got the job Will?

>>211472509
Yeah but why can't that be a part of the consideration on who stays?

>>211472503
The shitposting and memes are the real content this season.

>>211472515
deliver a dropkick of justice

Im sick of the fat pig ordering people around. Why doesn't she just do everything herself then.

angie is so annoying i want to fuck her

Jet Neptune i wanna give you 10 dollars ONLY with paypal

>>211472482
It used to be when blade and all the other streamers were active on RV trips. now it’s dead

swords

>>211472516
No, we need him. Make the call.

i feel like they are all so autistic that they're gonna burn out by like week 2. how the fuck is this only day 2?

Paul Atreides vs Feyd Rautha

>>211472448
1

>>211472454
So you are taking anger out on them? Does it make you horny? How does the orgasm feel

this whore is so loud

angie's constant shouting is making this shit unwatchable

>>211472537
BBC HATE FUCK HER

>>211472556
she does it constantly, then she gave fred shit for telling her what to do saying she hates when people do that

>>211472197
>>211472368
>>211472454
>s4 is so nontent the zesty niggas are talking about gay sex instead of the show drama
grim&fucked

>>211472448
1. Racheal almost ruined it, but the writing was so strong it worked anyways, RIP MLK.

KILL RACHEL WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER

>>211472556
They always act like this.

>>211472533
soulless contestants in soulless house

the final battle of this season had better fucking be swords

>>211472565
zoro vs pika

His fucked up leaning posture is perfect for swords

i would buy the season pass if the money went straight into freddy's bank account

this really is loud unwatchable garbage tonight

>>211472237
sam kicked him in the head and you think he is getting kicked off?

>>211472563
It's not Fishtank without Sensei Scott

>>211472571
imagine the sex

>>211472563
>do not knock or ring doorbell baby asleep
kek how did i not notice this before

>>211472537
Woah yeah I see it. Neptune & Jupiter

>>211472571
She needs a plushie based reward system for when she shuts the fuck up

>>211472579
probably one gay samefagging

>>211472577
me when i suffer from mental retardation

>>211472448
1

>>211472485
Self defense vs unprovoked attack

>>211472448
1 the ending saved it

Freddy Mercury

>>211472589
that's fucked up man

>>211472589
I miss Mizzy's thighs.

>>211472537
dogface

>people will post sam kicking freddy on day 2 next season and talk about how they miss it and how the current season sucks

>>211472516
but Vance ended up being a wholesome chungus. This guy's just a freak

I need a mizzy thighjob

>>211472591
nibba got that Hapsburg jaw

>>211472476
The funniest thing is he is probably hanging out here to distract himself from the stress of premiering Extreme Peace
Little did he know

>>211472613
nice cap

>>211472532
There's no Mary Jane, though :(

Hold my decapitated head and face fuck me d00d

>she said she's over 16

>>211472606
THE AFRICAN GENES WILL INTERBREED WITH THE NEPTUNIAN EGGS

>>211472568
>So you are taking anger out on them?
yeah i despise these freaks
>Does it make you horny?
extremely,
>How does the orgasm feel
very great because I also do a line of hard stims to pump me into demeaning them and tearing their holes apart for as long as I can

THE SWORDSMAN

>>211472589
they should bring jobe on again so they can kill him again

>>211472579
Why does charls have top scars

>>211472587
>ask jet if its swords or boxing for season finale
>says "haha idk what you mean man its good"
>watch finale
>its boxing

>>211472613
check em

baron harkkonen is pleased

>>211472631
i will and there's nothing you can do about it

sam hates his life so much right now. he's trying so hard to stick this shit out and hope it gets good.

>>211472631
It was a based moment this has been a great start so far

im drunk af and my paypal wallet is loose af
just saying jet

>>211472631
Fred script writing then trying to wrestle Sam was undeniably the highlight of the day

>>211472594
welcome to fishtank are u kneeling yet

>>211472633
is that his sister

Daniel wins again. Fred is a mess.

This is the loudest season, jesus christ. How did I think Jon was bad

>>211472618

>>211472591
very relaxed, flows through his movements

>>211472631
frfr

>>211472655

>>211472668
hey man you owe me like $200 remember?

>>211472589
It sucks how many of you have never had other male friends. It's a great kick with no malice. That shit is basically male affection.

>>211472618
If you miss her thighs so much, go hit up a walmart and look at a turkey thats been meshed up too tight

>>211472641
who ?

>>211472655
Holy….

>>211472655
checked

absolute kino

>>211472655
Blessed dubs

>>211472641
I would ask who this is but she's a whore. I love and hate women so much.

>>211472589
connor beating the shit out of job was based

Ranch is Fred's designated tard wrangler

>>211472637
>>211472643
looking very jewish here

>>211472655
Baste

i like how little they are using the confessional. pay up piggies lol

>>211472655
FUCKING nice

>>211470506

>>211472660
I think he's having fun.

>>211472655
nice

>don't even have enough fishbux printed

gilberto style

>>211472618
Same

>>211472655
very nice

Floating tayleigh head to cum down her fucking throat

>jew begs for money

>>211472655
Cold. Hard. Dubs.

based jew got his cut

>you can give those to your team
>who was on my team?

>>211472673
it's his gf. She was a significant off screen presence of Season 1. Especially during the Letty and Vance sexual tension early on.

>>211472448
THANK YOU ALL WHO VOTED
You control the action, and your decision has been accepted

>>211472655
witnessed

>>211472690
>dude almost hits his neck and doesn't check on him
He hated jobe too

>>211472633
she dumped his ass lol
this show is cursed as far as relationships go

I wish Daniel wasn't a One Piece fan because it honestly makes me lose all respect for him and demolishes his aura

>but who was on my team tho

>>211472724
what is this phenotype

>"I think I deserve one of them"
>Trish: "jew moment"

Rachel got 2 fishbucks for doing absolutely nothing

>>211472655
nice

>>211472682
The nudity in season 3 was pretty good.

>ari gets money anyway

Love this jew

freddy is a fucking kino machine

>>211472689
i do actually post your socials

>>211470506


What he do?

Fred looks like Pedro Pascal

>>211472696
They look like they'd get high and fuck together.

>takes your famous bucks
fuck these kikes i suddenly hate everyone except freddy

>Listen to this prick giving orders

>>211472655
checked

freddy too drunk to care about fishbucks, he just wants to swordfight

>>211472645
Do they like it or are they like in pain and wanting you to stop?

>>211472710
Again, it's day 2. What the fuck could they have to confess

>>211472736

the jew has the most money kek

>>211472727
jumping out of his seat for that laminated paper

Ben please tell Angie to turn it down like 20%

>>211472740
newnigger discovers sam hyde is a piece of shit

>>211472736
get a new tripcode faggot

sometimes I forget Jin is even here

>>211472655
mother of god

god the way Direnc handles other people on teh show makes her such an absolute mommy to me, she KNOWS how to womanhandle

>>211472769
Gay stuff

>>211472765
Fred stocks rising

>>211472758
osu, scott!

anyone have angie and ellie's socials ?
a-asking for a friend

>>211472776
100% tbqhfam

>>211472754
He's taking away all the good fortune of Israel

>fred just want to play swords with everyone
How long till he challenges sam

>I wonder if I can fap to this

>>211472784

Swords sucks

>>211472802
hehehehe

jfc

imagine the closeups on letty in season 1 if they had these cameras

Anime Club House

>>211472746
Judeo-anglo

Angelina reminds me of Alex B's stepdaughter.

>>211472221
oh she gobbo thic

>>211472798
this guy is such nontent i even forgot he existed.

>>211472696
if they met on the outside they would 100% fuck but neither would remember it

Arye ready kids? Aye aye captain

>>211472690
uhhh I don't think I would be friends with someone that kicked me on the ground like that. are you the violent gay anon that hooks up with older men?

I never thought I would miss boxing

Alright who's down for some hangman

>>211472655
i don't get it

>>211472784
>>211472787
Everyone in the house has massive black spots. Skincare routine challenge needed.

>>211472783
Do you want gay stuff?

>think about ever girl that's abused you
>what the fuck? Shut the fuck up rachel.
Kek

who does sam hate the most?

>>211472810
it might've stopped the Josie simping in it's tracks. By the time we got confession cams they were already in too deep

HERE WE GO

>>211472692
Jon from season 1 had a bootleg Fishtank called Adl and she was on it.

>>211472767
I assume they enjoy it since they're guys I get online
I don't use grindr but a craigslist like website. sometimes they tell me to stop but deep down I know they dig it. Last time I did a guy who was married in the parking garage under his apartment building in some storage room i was on top of him as he laid on the hard cement floor and just pounded him while having my hand over his mouth and using the other to hit or slap him or choke him

>>211472673
It clearly is. They have almost the exact same face.

>>211472813
blessed virtues pedophlie

>rachel just wants to market her gay ass board game

>>211472798
who is this ?

>>211472824
The one time it is needed they don't do it go figure

>>211472837
Only Drench

this is probably how fred got all those concussions he just keeps going until someone pops him in the head or knocks himself out

>>211472742
He should watch GWang

new >>211472842

>>211472830
It's a gay show

What is Jin's secret?

>>211472837
the bug eyed freak whore

>>211472826
i'm good thanks though

>>211472710
It is the least accessible room in the house now, but I'm able to view that camera without a pass for some reason

>>211472655
is there anything freddie cant do?!

>>211472866
He keeps none

>>211472837
Angie

>>211472850
Her voice sounds exactly like Lena Dunham's.

>>211472857
does sam even know drench is a whore?

>>211472837
Fred followed the Chen

>>211472837
Jet

>>211472893
Yeah

>>211472893
Anon people act like it's the biggest find ever and literally everyone spams it to him because he does not like it.

>>211472790
Is that what he said? Or do you think I'm Scott? I just want to know if Jin really posts here

>>211472893
he's not dumb he knows what it means when a bitch wearing yoga pants declines to state her occupation

>>211472837
Freddy

>>211472822
It's horsing around. They were both drunk. It's trust. I honestly don't understand how you don't get it. You've really missed out on something in your life and saying "I don't think I'd be friends with someone" is so gay. You sound like a mean girl. You don't pick your brothers, you accrue them and put up with all their bullshit because they're funny. That's it.

>>211472817
No, no, you don't get it bro. He's such a sleeper pick and has witty quips. Any minute now and hes going to burst out with ceritifiable echhi nipponese content.

>>211472893
nah

>>211472895
>>211472956
Sam is enamored and amused

>>211472782
she's so sweet, i'm aching to see her competitive side

>>211472893
bro they agreed to do crack after show lol

>>211472690
As someone who has kicked a homie down the stairs nah Connor was pissed he was mad as shit that day and Jobe is like the fat poor friend who you kick his ass for fun sometimes

>>211472925
naw im playing, dunno what he said

>>211472964
nah bro that's disrespect I don't put my hands on someone like that unless we're seriously fighting or they're wasted and out of line

>>211473030
Yeah exactly. What's your point?

rachel is the worst kind of person to be fucked up around

>>211472822
You're not friends with anybody, period

>>211472984
He's doing that thing with his lips when he looks at both of them and the hand squeeze. He likes the women and slingblade

>>211473094
I know I'm too old hang now

>>211473052
Huge faggot. You'll have the love of a thousand men in the ass but never the kinship of a bro.

>>211473063
Just showing I understand making conversation you wanna make a fuck fest out of it? Don't ask me about my business

>>211473158
if we're messing around we're messing around I've wrestled with my bros before but in that situation infront of other girls and strangers it's mad fucked up to punk someone like that

>>211473052
Yea when you're like 40 you do this shit with your teenage son or your nephew or something

>>211473234
I'm not actually 40 but I wasted my 20s with a bpd bitch that drove away all my friends lol oops

Angie is just annoying

>>211473319
she's fucked

Will Daniel lose his v card to Angie?

>>211473384
Obviously not
Move to new th

>>211473227
Oh my god you're such a faggot it's unreal "punked in front of girls" in the pursuit of trying to maintain some surface level masculinity, you've actually just become a bitch. Who gives a shit what women think. That's why they don't have fight clubs. You know what makes women drenched? Throw a man through a table and ignore them. You're fucking pathetic. Women are the gay men of the gender binary.

>>211473384
absolutely

>>211473412
Read
>>211473414
I'm just saying if someone kicked me like that they'd have to die
It is what it is

>>211473227
Guy wants to be beholden to the opinion of women and strangers. Kys

>>211473384
>thinking something will happen on FT
nothing ever happens

>>211473447
Again, a complete failure to understand fraternity

>>211473472
Shutup jobe got punked it wasn't play fighting between brothers you nig nogs
He should have fought back

>>211473503
I'm going to send violent gay guys to your grandma's house

>>211473510
It was a wrestlers kick you stupid fuck.

>>211473564
how many gay 40 year olds from grindr do you want me to send

>>211473554
Well I don't think it'll do much good since they're gay. Why don't you send straight violent thugs and take ten years off her life by killing her early

>>211472837
MDE fans

>>211473609
How many do you know?

>>211471897
Did they rent out a hotel?

this fat bitch is fried in the head

>>211473734
No they bought a mansion for s3

>>211473895
Oh okay, I stopped watching after S1, I kinda got turned off of Sam because the show was genuinely dangerous and deranged near the end.

>>211473977
So you have chosen cowardice.