GREAT HOPPING HADITHS! ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT I HAVE TO WATCH FROM BEHIND THIS LINE AS THE ZVTTS RUN A TRAIN ON THE PROPHET (zbuh) AND RUIN HIS SEMETIC BUSSY? AND THEY'LL COVER HIS ROBE WITH SEMEN STAINS SO HE HAS TO WALK AROUND WITH A CONSTANT REMINDER OF HIM BEING ZVTTED? WHAT'S THAT, I HAVE TO DOCUMENT THE WHOLE THING SO PEOPLE HUNDREDS OF YEARS FROM NOW WILL KNOW HOW HE GOT ZUTTED AND MADE INTO A LAUGHING STOCK WHILE I JUST SAT AND WATCHED? WELL, LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD AND INTO HIS BUSSY YABBA DABBA DOOO AHAMDULLIAHADOOOOO

>>215210640
Based /int/.

>>215804181
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

Kann musel einfach nicht mehr ernst nehmen

When Jesus went to the desert, all he had to do was to fast for 40 days and tell the devil to fuck off. In retrorespect, it wasn't that bad. Some people go through harsher stuff today
Muhammad's test on the other hand was much harder. He had to endure a brutal gangbang while being watched by one of his companions. Once zutt men were done with him, he couldn't even move.
Now tell me who suffered the most for you, jesus or muhammad?

>Allah saves Jesus from dying on a cross
>doesn't save Muhammad from getting raped or being poisoned

>>215774061
The hadith was written over a thousand years ago. The meme is a millennia in the making unironically