What’s the deal with this labor theory of value?
They’re saying the more work you put in, the more valuable it is.

*audience chuckles*

So if I spend twelve hours making a sweater… with three sleeves… and no neck hole… that’s premium knitwear, folks!

*audience laughter*

I could spend a week carving a canoe… out of a giant stick of butter. Is that suddenly worth a fortune?

*cheers and claps from he audience*

And what about mistakes? I once spent two days assembling IKEA furniture the wrong way… and by this logic, it’s now an art installation!

*audience bursts into laughter*

"Ah yes, Jerry’s Upside-Down Bookcase… a masterpiece of modern suffering."

*audience hoots and applauds*

You ever buy Ethereum?

*audience chuckles*

You spend all weekend reading whitepapers, learning about gas fees, and you're like:

"This is it. This is the future. We're going to flip Bitcoin any minute now!"

*audience bursts out laughing*

You click "Buy", you feel like a genius.
And then what happens?

Nothing.
It doesn't pump.
It just sits there, like an old man in a recliner.
Doesn't move. Doesn't blink. Just... hums quietly in your portfolio.

*audience howls in laughter*

I mean what is the deal with Ethereum gas fees, anyway?
I paid $38 to move $12.
That’s not a transaction — that’s a robbery with extra steps.

*audience howls in laughter*

I mean seriously, THIS is the future of finance?

"Sir I'll take 12 ugly monkey pictures to go please"

*Audience hoots and claps*