I met this girl on /soc/ and we've gotten along surprisingly well given my usual lack of social skills and ever since we had our video call she's been spamming me with messages and sending me nudes and saying she wants me to breed her and other various ungodly horny posts. Basically she wants me to drive ca. 1 hour to where she lives or vice versa and, well, you know.
Don't get me wrong, I'm rock hard just typing this out, but I don't want to get my kidneys harvested either.
This is my first time ever meeting a girl from there, be honest with me, is this how I will die?

I haven't played Tekken 8 since season 1, who should I play as a complete beginner as 8 was my first Kekken. Thinking about Claudio

I'm a jiver if it matters

How would I go about telling my future gf to not shave off her pubes without making it sound weird?
I have no clue why, but seeing a woman with (trimmed) pubic hair activates my neurons 10x harder than if she didn't have any and I don't know how to communicate that to a girl once we're in a relationship?
Do I play it coy and tell her something along the lines of "you don't HAVE to shave" without expressly saying it turns me on?
How long into the relationship should I wait to bring it up?
Will women generally be weirded out, or relieved that they don't have to put in as much work?
>inb4 depends on the wom-
hit your with a shovel with a shovel I hit a shovel I hit you with a shovel a shovel hit in with it I strike

I can't take women seriously anymore.
I always used to give women the benefit of the doubt when it came to emotional intelligence and how they're so in touch with themselves and their feelings and how most guys can't scratch that deep emotional itch in a relationship.
That was until I started looking into all the literotica/romance novels women keep loosing their shit over and god damn...
So many women were essentially unanimously praising how the author "gets them" and how deep the relationship between the characters is and whenever they would pull up excerpts from the books and hailed them as the hook that would get you to read the rest of the book they were all, without exception, complete and utter dogshit.
And I'm not even talking about a good faith attempt at writing, it was just estrogen induced word vomit masked with glitter that was typed out with one hand. It was the corniest, gayest, most syrupy piece of steaming shit you can come up with all for the sake of being a vehicle for women to take them to fantasy land where the 6'4 prince charming with a huge cock is somehow interested in them so they can schlick off to that.
It's the kind of writing you would see on a scripture tattoo on 40+ year old white women living in trailer parks.
It's unironically shit like:
>And then he hugged be, our hearts pulling each other closer like magnets and beating as one
>He pulled me close as if to brace for a storm, a silent promise, to never let me go...:cryingemoji:
>*insert slow burn sex scene that is "nuanced" because the guy is just worshiping her body which doesn't happen to her irl*
And then they have the fucking audacity to say that "it's not porn, it's just really deep romance, hmph you stinky men wouldn't get it". Now whenever I hear women complaining about men not having depth, or emotional intelligence, I'm always reminded what they're referring to when they say that and I can't take what they say with any shred of sincerity.