9/11 is tomorrow... I think something is going to happen

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>driving home from work just now
>see a girl jogging on the sidewalk
>she's jogging the same direction I'm going so I can't see her face
>wearing those tight black shorts, hugging a cute little ass and showing off her amazing legs
>she's so tight and slender it's unreal
>when I pass her, I look in the rearview mirror to get a look at her face
>realize I actually know her
>girl from my church
>she's going into 10th grade this year
I swear she looked 25 from the back.

>driving home from work just now
>see a girl jogging on the sidewalk
>she's jogging the same direction I'm going so I can't see her face
>wearing those tight black shorts, hugging a cute little ass and showing off her amazing legs
>she's so tight and slender it's unreal
>when I pass her, I look in the rearview mirror to get a look at her face
>realize I actually know her
>girl from my church
>she's going into 10th grade this year
I swear she looked 25 from the back. Please tell me this doesn't make me a monster.

>>510831196
uhhhh....

Just found out my great great grandfather was mexican.
How long until Trump deports me?

>>211849101
I got 10 views on my application, which I know aren't me.
They keep looking at me for some reason
It's creepy

>>211794537
Yo can you stop doxing me please? That's literally me