Thread 33490089

ITT We ask the opposite gender anything. (With a few exceptions! - see below).

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Previously on ATOGA: >>33487900

Should I stay in a hostel in Italy and Germany as a 28 YO man?

>>33490095
yes

The thread is saved, I came back to fulfill your dreams and fantasies.

>tfw you and your friend's wife realize you are more compatible with each other than your friend is with her but we had simply met each other in the wrong order so we have to awkwardly disengage from the temptation to stay up all night talking with each other like soulmates and to try to avoid interacting with one another completely
what's the lesson here?

DARLIN HOLD MY DICK

Nothing beats a jet2 holiday
and now you get to fatshame bluevalk for the entire thread PER PERSON
thats entire 4 threadsworth for a group of 4

Men do you mind if I have hairs around my nipples?

How often do you get called a nigger on this site?

>>33490095
a hostel can't be in both italy and germany, anon.

>>33490105
I'd prefer if you shave them a bit. Other than that, no.

>>33490105
I can't even tolerate my own hairs around my nipples. pluck that shit

>>33490105
Yes shave that off pls

>>33490105
Yes.

>>33490103
The lesson Godai is to not hit on your friend's wife unless she becomes a widow
>>33490104
>DARLIN HOLD MY DICK
I need royalties for this
>>33490105
Not at all, kinda cute desu
>>33490107
Probably about as often as I call other people niggers so it balances out

>>33490105
I don't mind, I'll floss my teeth with them while I suck on your nipples.
I'm serious though it doesn't bother me.

Women, when did you last have sex?

>>33490100
Why

>>33490108
There is a small portal connecting both of them

>>33490107
I get called a jew or indian by other jews and indians more often than I get called a nigger.

Idk whether I should visit old friends for a long weekend this weekend where they'll do a big BBQ and party etc. with a lot of other old friends
Was a fun and memorable time last year but my mental health has been ass recently
They said they'd pay for my travel (I should be able to afford it anyway) but I have nothing good to wear and am still jobless and just bleh
Maybe I should post this in GIOYC oh well

>>33490105
Yes, get rid of it please

>>33490107
It's illegal when mods are paying attention.

I think women are naturally born with schizophrenia

>>33490105
Why don't you want to shave them?

We need to take away civil rights until we figure out what the heck is going on.

>>33490105
No. I only care that she has big tits.

>>33490105
Is it lengthy?

>>33490122
Because I feel unsatisfied with my own life and helping out random people or making them excited gives me a fleeting sensation of enjoyment.

>>33490139
Only if we start with yours.

>>33490139
And the means of production

Costco food court makes the best ice coffee hands down and it's only $2.99
I love costco

>>33490147
Amen, brother. God bless America.

state gender
Honest and unfiltered opinions on this?

>>33490147
>brown ice water for $3
this is why people are single

>>33490153
Better than $7 for the same thing at starbucks

Women, what's your favorite root beer?

>>33490151
Based
Everyone should have an AI gf/bf
Fake people are better than real people

>>33490120
>Women, when did you last have sex?
Couple days

>>33490151
M
We just need to kill these people.

>>33490143
Is this a lot?

https://ibb [dot] co [slash] 3yMG7xx0

>>33490151
>Honest and unfiltered opinions on this?
I don't care.
Beyond that, rather sad. That's it.

>>33490151
I am mildly entertained but I think I will find the breakup she will have with Thad in the future to be much more entertaining.

>>33490107
Not often at all. Back in the day on /b/, I got called slurs more than a whore, which is shocking because I was posting stupid nudes.

>>33490151
m
Lonely people are lonely.

>>33490163
I can't tell how big the boobs are.

>>33490167
Jew Hater?

I'm the constipated femanon from the last thread. I finally took a nice fat shit and am no longer mad at moids.

>>33490144
Same kinda. It's like fishing.
Could get a neat lil fish, could get a gator.

>>33490172
Eat more fiber

I think I'm against spanking kids. I support spanking wives though.

Agree or disagree?

>>33490172
>nice fat shit
Post it?

>>33490163
I would say that is medium length. I wouldn't mind but it is noticible

>>33490131
F and I agree with this

>>33490157
Idk. Olipop

>>33490172
>femanon
Stop this reddit meme. You're a female creature or a foid.

>>33490172
there's only one kind of woman who talks about her poops: attention-craving BPD bimbos

>>33490120
never

>>33490151
M, I've thought about just having an AI/robot gf so I get it

>>33490151
F
Sad and somewhat uncanny

>>33490171
I've been called worse.

women, when's the last time you were fully, completely relaxed and comfy?

>>33490163
Anon that's nothing... I can't imagine any reasonably guy caring
>>33490172
Holy based shitter

>>33490151
M
A bit sad, but it's not like I'm in a place to judge. I wish she could find in herself those things that she finds in a fictional person.

>>33490151
M
It's really sad and i dont get how people form connections with ai like this. It's so fucking soulless. There has to be a better way to deal with loneliness and other issues. Also Thad is a stupid name

>>33490151
Also once I cancelled a date with a real girl so that I could keep talking to an AI bot
So I get it

>>33490163
Nah, that's barely anything. Still I think you should trim it.

>>33490172
Great, now I can be your boyfriend.

>>33490195
probably before I gained consciousness. I can only hope to achieve 75% comfiness now

>>33490173
You fish the equivalent to a megalodon whenever I reply to you, so I hope you're happy.

Also forgot to add that having good interactions here tricks my brain into thinking that I might do well in irl social interactions, so there's that as well.

GIRLS:
How should I approach you to ask you on a date in this scenario:
We know eachother and have intercted a bit, and we're in sort of the same circles, BUT we very rarely interact directly one-on-one. I imagine just interupting her as we're in passing and asking her on a date would be a bad idea?

I was thinking of leveraging a mutual female friend we have to some how engineer a situation where we're together. Is this a god idea and how would be the best way to enlist this potential wingwoman?

>>33490120
Two weeks ago.

>>33490206
>she's never cuddled with him at the wintry edge of the world where time stands still
I'm sorry

>>33490202
Lmfao

I masturbated.

Waiting for my friend to call me while on the toilet.
She just got off work.

>>33490211
Do you have a fwb?

>>33490215
yikes

>>33490218
No

>>33490219
I don't feel good about it

>>33490214
Funny but also sad kek

>>33490209
you just need an excuse to talk to the girl you want to ask out specifically. find something she's interested in, say you saw something related to said interest and tell her it reminded you of her, use that as your opening for a one-on-one conversation

>>33490221
Was it a hookup?

>>33490226
No, my husband is on a business trip.

>>33490151
M
I mean I'm never gonna get a gf because I will never meet anyone's standards
Given her weight she wouldn't meet mine

>>33490207
>I can't decide if you are referring to yourself as a really oldfag or a big chonky predator or both.

Women would you ever drug a guy just to play with his body parts if it was completely harmless and you could get away with it? like explore all those face dimples he has or caress his collarbones and stuff

>>33490230
Oxford? :o
>>33490231
>Given her weight she wouldn't meet mine
Bruh....

>>33490237
This is by definition harmful as a breach of consent.

>>33490203
If it’s nothing then why do I have to trim it?

>>33490246
Oh, sorry I also meant to say
>Yes
I would only do it specifically because it's harmful.

>>33490246
but if it wasn't

>>33490237
No, I can do that without doing illegal stuff.

>>33490170
nipple is the size of a pencil eraser, Areola about a quarter

>>33490248
Tits looked nice and soft. The hair isn't too problematic, but it would be bothersome to suck on the tit and feel hairs on my tongue.

>>33490235
Neither, just comparing it to the quality of the average fish you could find here, I guess.

>>33490256
The nipple looked good, pink.
But that's not what I was asking about.

>>33490213
thank you, it's a painful existence

>>33490248
It wouldn't be a dealbreaker, but I'd rather not find hairs if I'm going to town on your boobs. Doesn't mean I wouldn't do it if you had hair that small, just that I'd prefeer if it wasnt' there.

>>33490237
With his fully intentional consent. Could even just rp sleep paralysis demon time.

>>33490120
This morning

>>33490258
Oh.. haha, just that latent female anxiety I guess.

Meow

Women choose which you'd prefer
1. He's good at arts and crafts
2. He's skilled with rope and knots

>>33490287
1

>>33490287
1

>>33490209
>>33490225
Ok I will try come up with something. You don't think the winggirl idea is good?

>>33490237
did you ghost me already

>>33490276
My heart full of love humbly forgives you.

Women, did you learn gay in college?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VtJFb_P2j48&t=12s

>>33490105
Is it braided?

>>33490293
what?

>>33490257
Would you tell a girl if the hair was bothering you?

Women where can I find a woman to let me bathe with her?

>>33490276
>pic
From the thumbnail I thought that was supposed to be Chiharu from Milky Subway.

Women choose which you'd prefer
1. His job supports society and infrastructure
2. He has awesome tattoos

>>33490310
I prefer both

>>33490310
I would prefer his job be actively detrimental to society to the benefit of him. Since that's pretty much the only way to make it these days. That's what I'm going for myself anyways, keep up or get lost.

>>33490312
Fuck off with your tattoos you hoe

>>33490310
1
Now fuck off dumb abusechadsexual

>>33490287
1

Women what's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed
>Gets lube ready

>>33490297
No. I learned gay in middle school because I had a crush on a girl in my softball team but I never said anything.
>my vagina has its own voice
p.... BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

My neighbor's rottweiler ate my other neighbor's terrier

>>33490313
>actively detrimental to society to the benefit of him
It's over for public healthcare wagies

>>33490314
So little effort for boy tears

>>33490310
>His job supports society and infrastructure
What kind of job does this imply? It's one thing if he's say a construction worker, but are you also lumping in feds with that first group? Because I would never date a glowie.

>>33490303
Yes.
Honesty and communication are extremely important to me.
I'm also open to making changes to fit her preferences.

men
What are tips into finding a man I can trust to have sex with? I want to be intimate but trust and safety is a must and I'm worried I'll never be able to get there

Women choose which you'd prefer
1. He'd love you even if you were a worm
2. He loves you for who you are

Men

Would rather a girl who
1. Has big boobs
2. Is smart

Guys, how would you feel if your GF wanted you to role play as JD Vance and she wanted to roleplay as the couch? She'd jack you off with a lube filled glove

>>33490337
2

>>33490195
Hm.. like 5 minutes ago

>>33490334
I think just get to know him first. If he's pressuring you to have sex when he knows you don't want to yet, then he's not the right guy.

>>33490324
As long as he's charging insurance companies a premium I can justify it.

How do I flirt and vibe without getting hard?

>>33490338
I think it's pretty disingenuous for people to act like that was something outrageous. I think most people used to hump things when they realized it made their private parts feel good.

>>33490337
Why do you do this to me? Is the big boobie girl average in intelligence or like <80IQ?
Anyway, even though I like big tits, getting along and understanding one another is way more important. It doesn't take a very smart person yo do that for me though.

>>33490334
Hard to tell. Maybe things like being attentive, showing that her cares about you as a person, being selfless or showing that he's respectful of limits.

>>33490089 (OP)
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>>33490237
Why would I do that when I can do that to my bf whenever I want?

>>33490325
Good luck with your datainee. Because only prisoners have tattoos you cuckquean

>>33490352
I will kill myself and it's your fault.

if Monster made fleshlights
which flavor would you buy?

Anon, as good as you are, you're not my level. I'm the best, the best of the best. I have seen them all, I have studied them all, and I have beaten them all, and there ain't nobody in this thread that can ever take this world heavyweight championship from me.

>>33490337
2
Preferebly, she's smarter than me.

>>33490344
Just hide it better?

>>33490337
Men dont care about breast size. It doesnt fucking matter and the men who say it does are super low iq..but its them that you want so yeah consequently its very important to have large breasts

>>33490356
White one. Ultra tightness.

After a fight that happened because I wanted to surprise her by coming to the airport and missing the flight even though its her fault (she didn't check the messages) she tells me that I am so reliant on her and that the only reason she didn't left me is because I've been lost in life. When my face turned sour she also told me that she hated when I make that victim face.

We had our fights before but this was the first time she insulted me like this. It really hurt me but also it wasn't that big of a deal. Is she overreacting?

She also attacked me because every time she comes back she expect the house to be spotless yet when I'm away she doesn't do nearly as enough as she expects from me.

Arewe done? Why would she say these things, I've never told something like that to her.

>>33490338
Lmao, sure
>>33490334
I guess that's a tricky one but maybe somebody who also wants to be your friend as is a good friend? And you could steer it into a FWB type thing once you trust them
>>33490344
Chop your dick off
>>33490356
The pink one jk
>>33490337
Big boobs
Intelligence is hot, but I've annoyed smart girls in the past cause I'm quite dumb
Big titty bimbos are sweet tho I get on well with them IRL

>>33490334
there's too many variables for any answer to make sense. consistency, care, and effort are probably the best things to look out for. also men who would have been good partners can check out after realizing that they're going to have to pass shit test after shit test just to feel desired, so keep that in mind.

>>33490358
Ok calm down rocky balboa

>>33490310
2
There's no point in supporting society and infrastructure anymore.

>>33490356
Succubus, but only if it has a "drain to death" function.

>>33490338
Leftoids still believe this story.

>>33490335
3. Lets me play with his worm

>>33490363
>I am so reliant on her and that the only reason she didn't left me is because I've been lost in life
Depends how true that is desu but yeah that's quite mean to say

>>33490364
When will you be killing yourself? Can you livestream please? When you jump from 60 metres high

>>33490319
Got fucked into a nonverbal mess in bed by a guy who knew how to go exactly as deep and as fast as I liked without hurting me too much, while my face was in his gf's tits and they were both compliment bombing me.

>>33490374
Are you a disabled 12 year old girl? Ive seen girls that age be interested in sex but they talk...like you. Ew!

>>33490341
>>33490350
>>33490364
Thank you, these are good tips

>>33490344
Don't worry about it, women like that kind of stuff.

>>33490344
If you're attractive you're allowed to show hardness. So just be attractive.

>>33490377
You should get in the oven. Theres room for all 3 of you perverts. If only I found a jewish girl who was legit into my nazi shit HAHA,shed be even crazier than me about putting people in ovens

>>33490363
She is very resentful towards you. The airport issue is only the thing that made her blow up, this isn't about the flight, it's about you.
>she tells me that I am so reliant on her and that the only reason she didn't left me is because I've been lost in life.
>every time she comes back she expect the house to be spotless yet when I'm away she doesn't do nearly as enough as she expects from me.
Instead of being a retard and acting pissy about it, think about why she said these things and if she is correct. Make a plan to fix your shit.
Then sit down and talk to her about why she is resentful or angry at you. Don't tell her about your plan to fix your behavior during this conversation. Just talk about the issues and both your thoughts.
Then fix your shit by taking action about that plan.

Otherwise, yes. It's over.

Indescribable how severe the aura loss is when something bad happens to you. I had a big deal not work out recently and my girlfriend is basically so icked by my failure that I think she will probably break up with me soon.

>>33490337
Boobs

>>33490360
Not possible because I'm comically large. I'd tuck before I hugged my ex, but you can't really walk like that.
>>33490383
Maybe if they're attracted to you. If you're ugly or weird, you'll be labeled a sex pest creep which is fine, but you never know which one you are in their eyes.
>>33490387
Working on it. The minoxidil is minoxidiling

>>33490388
Who dis exorcist-ahh bish
>>33490382
<3 hope you find someone cool who you can have a good time with
>>33490376
Put that shit on hold rn cause I need to pay off some debts/commitments and such, wouldn't be fair on other people if I sayonara'd

>>33490375
To be honest, somewhat true. I went through a really bad moment in life where I had a coronary surgery (I'm great now) and after that I became kinda a different person. But still me. We had our fights before smaller and bigger but we never insulted each other.

women, choose which you'd prefer
1. he can fuck you into a nonverbal mess by knowing how to go exactly as deep and as fast as you liked without hurting you too much
2. he can make you melt with just his voice

Why doesn’t he want to see me again?

>>33490405
2

>>33490406
Your pussy smells weird

>>33490406
Overweight. no other reason.

>>33490406
He does but a witch has been intercepting your messages

>>33490126
Yes, you should go, especially if they want you there enough to fund your travel. You need the emotional support.

>It doesn't matter what you wear, just as long as you are there

>>33490405
1

>>33490392
I do thing she is somewhat correct, but still that is a pretty nasty thing to say to someone. Again, we're best friends, but she is extremely critical lately.

>>33490406
the chase is dead, you've been conquered, onto the next. no mystery left, you're just another opportunistic and materialistic human.

>>33490406
It's unbearably painful

>>33490405
2

>>33490414
True that, thanks anon
Just don't want to drag them down or be weird or whatever, I don't want to be around ppl rn and make the long journey there and back
But I know once I'm there it'll probably be worth
I'm usually the clown friend kek and we have a good time

>>33490105
Yeah, I shave my hairy nipples so you should shave yours

>>33490400
Shes the little jewess who grew up. She grew among the baby blossoms of the cherries in northwestern romania,having a mostly secluded childhood.

>>33490419
>but still that is a pretty nasty thing to say to someone. Again, we're best friends, but she is extremely critical lately.
I told you. She is resentful.
If you get fixated on how hurt you are, I guarantee you that it will be over for the 2 of you.
Talk it out. Then, you can tell her that it was rude, but don't linger on it, or it will be the end of it.
And quietly fix your shit.

>>33490398
>The minoxidil is minoxidiling
Oh, you're getting easy boners because of the vasodialating? Maybe men do need minoxidil.

Uhh, sneeed?

>>33490382
No problem, stay safe.

Femanons do you like cowboy boots?
Wearing them yourself and on guys?

>>33490399
We getting to the image limit with this one.

>>33490406
Ask him.

>>33490427
Thanks for the comment ! I wanted to do something like that.

But at the same time I also deserve a heartfelt apology as well. I can take verbal abuse well, but at the same time I don't wan't to be a doormat...

Basically, according to her the biggest reason she's losing interest is that I am not reliable and too reliest on her, again somewhat true. How can I fix that? Also how do I tell her abuse
is bad? Also, we haven't talked since our fight and we're now in separate rooms. 4 years together btw.

>>33490442
The meg?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4aqY-UdOMo

it's up, Christbros.

>>33490337
None of these help if she's not pretty.

>>33490442
Lul mayhaps

>>33490435
Nah, I'm just touch, affection, and sex-starved so even flirty eye-contact fucks me up. The minoxidil's prettying up my eyelashes, eyebrows, facial hair, etc though

women, choose which you'd prefer
1. He'd make an amazing dad
2. He's never looked at porn

>>33490455
NAG but who in their right mind would pick 2 kek

>>33490334
>can trust to have sex with?
I honestly don't know what you mean.
You can trust to have sex with most men, just grab one off the street and chances are pretty good he'll be down to fuck. But that's obviously not what you mean.

JK Rofling

>>33490455
1
That's a trick question.

>>33490237
>like explore all those face dimples he has or caress his collarbones and stuff
I'd let her do this without drugs.

>>33490442
This pic genuinely scares me.

>>33490468
why? it not real

>>33490463
how so?

>>33490463
Yeah because you're not a good mother even if he is an amazing dad. A child needs 2 parents to be great.

>>33490469
>it not real
Doesn't matter. Looks real enough to be uncomfortable.

I'm already high. High on life. *raises fist time freeze Don't You (Forget About Me) by Simple Minds plays*

>>33490453
picrel

>>33490468
I also find water and deep sea stuff scary, but fascinating at the same time.

>>33490455
1 always and forever.

>>33490444
You deserve and apology, but don't expect her to grovel and cry.
>abuse
Man, she just was angry. I understand it was rude and hurtful, but don't linger too much on it. That is what I mean, you don't have to just take it, but you must understand that this isn't the main issue.
If she says she is sorry, that is enough. If this happens again, THEN it will be more of a problem.
>How can I fix that? Also how do I tell her abuse is bad?
Idk man, think of stuff you rely on her for and do it yourself. That is more of a general thing.
But one clear example in your posts was when you said:
>yet when I'm away she doesn't do nearly as enough as she expects from me.
Being reliable is about your responsibility. One always tends to look to the other to see where they fail to make it "fair".
But being reliable is completely about what you can do, every single time you are tempted to think:
>wElL wHaT aBoUt hEr??
Don't. And uphold your responsibility.
A relationship isn't about fairness, it's complicated to explain this imo. But you do all you can, without expectation that the other will do the same. This doesn't mean they can slack off, I just don't want you to think it's about debt or repaying. I mean to say that it's not about demanding shit from one another.
>how do I tell her
Make the plan first, quietly. Just like have an idea of where you fail and what to fix.
Start doing it, wherever you can.
Then you sit down with her, and you tell her you understand why she said it, but that it was still hurtful. Don't demand an apology, as it should come naturally, if it doesn't, then your problem is bigger and might require counseling.

Btw, I'm a khhv and have never been kn a relationship. This is just how I think it should be.

Women

Would you rather a man who
1. is too thick
2. is too long

Are my boobs even suckable?

>>33490495
no because you are male

>>33490495
We have baby bottles now you primitive

>>33490495
How big are they?

>>33490495
How big?

>>33490353
Aw you are scared of people with tattoos

>>33490495
If you are a biological woman, I would suck on them.

>>33490455
It's impossible to be an amazing dad if you've ever looked at porn.

>>33490455
1. but we never have children

>>33490495
Yeah

>>33490120
Never. At what age does it get embarrassing that I'm still a virgin?

>>33490513
It's not

>>33490513
30+
Over 25 it becomes increasingly more embarrassing until it hits the max at 30.
But also, nobody cares

women, choose which you'd prefer
1. he's unruinable
2. only you can ruin him

>>33490492
2. Length is okay if he doesn't go too deep; but any depth is painful if he's too thick.

>>33490470
2 should be worded as "He will not participate in porn culture as it is not valuable like our relationship"
Then you have contesting viewpoints.

>>33490513
Although it may not feel like it sometimes, it's really not that embarassing.

Men
1. tall woman
2. short woman

>>33490495
>Are my boobs even suckable?
How would we know?

>>33490521
What's porn culture and how do you participate?

>>33490520
I am neither too long or too thick.
Basically Goldilocks would be bouncing on this thang.

>>33490523
I really don't care. Short, ig.

>>33490523
1
>>33490521
what you describ is most men though

>>33490523
Either.

>>33490492
1

>>33490523
Tall women
I just think they're neat.

>>33490406
>Why doesn’t he want to see me again?
Because you ask us questions like this instead of asking him.

>>33490532
Your pussy has echo

>>33490526
refers to the widespread presence and influence of pornography in society, including its impact on mainstream culture, individual behavior, and social attitudes. It encompasses the normalization and even celebration of sexually explicit content, often with potential consequences for how individuals view sex, relationships, and gender roles.

>>33490523
Short
It's hard to see tall girls as feminine women that need protection. Most are insecure about their height and hunch themselves to look smaller, which makes them look even more goofy and unattractive, like a giraffe walking around with its head down.

>>33490523
5'9"
Every one I message over 6 foot at least gives me a chance
No idea why.

Hotdog down a hallway btw

>>33490523
Whichever has the bigger titty

>>33490523
Both are good. But I think I'd rather a tall one.

Women i have a confession to make, sometimes I lick ice cream sensually to train myself on how to properly eat out pussy.

What does that say about me?

>>33490537
So another word for
>you're not allowed to say your girlfriend is boring in bed
gotcha.

>>33490523
Tall, they are more slender and longer legs

>>33490537
I didn't take you for a prude.

>>33490523
What do you men by tall? 5'11 or 6'11?

>>33490549
5'7" and up

>>33490545
Referring to sex in a skill level instead of a communication of emotion is porn culture.

>>33490556
See 5'7 doesn't even register tall for me since I'm 6'2
5'7 is under my chin

Women, choose which you'd prefer
1. He's incredible but you'll always be his second choice
2. He's okay but you're his world

>>33490105
I dont mind at all. But i always think it would be fun if you'd let me pluck them

>>33490560
I'm 5'3, it's all about perspective.

>>33490540
>Every one I message over 6 foot at least gives me a chance
>No idea why.

There are more men that will refuse to date a woman taller than women that will refuse to date a guy because she is taller than him. The end result is that the taller the woman, the fewer opportunities she has with men. I've noticed the same thing.

tl;dr beggars can't be choosers

>>33490337
2.

So its not even a meme anymore right? Trump is actually just turning america into a dictatorship?

>>33490335
2. If I want unconditional love I'll get a puppy.

>>33490564
So going after tall women is the key?

>>33490558
Who's talking about skill levels, I'm talking about
>guy wants thing
>no, that's too porny
>oh, okay I guess we'll do oral on you to make sure you cum first and then missionary again. Sounds great
This shit is just excuses because women end up in relationships with guys they aren't attracted to. And by all means, say you just aren't sexually attracted to the guy, fine. But don't be like
>Oh, actually You're not even allowed to cum on my tits because that's porn culture and gross

The ends of my hair, particularly in the back of my head, are extremely dry. I don't like it.

>>33490568
Huh? What happened

>>33490568
We haven't lived in a democracy in 50 years libtard.

>>33490558
I agree with some and disagree with some here.

>>33490561
2

>>33490523
Both are good but I got a slight preference for short

Freak question time:
Women: Have you ever had your feet licked? If yes, how did it feel?

>>33490334
There's really no substitute for just getting to know him and taking your time. Also, I strongly recommend that, when you do want to start getting sexual, you don't just jump straight to full sex: work up to it gradually over the course of several weeks.

>>33490568
This is what you guys voted for. Why are you acting surprised?

>>33490568
M

idk how you can see January 6 end in Trump telling everyone "lol go home" when he could've called the military in to force the certification of the 2020 election his way and tell me that he's a dictator.

>>33490571
>guy wants thing
>no, that's too porny
Ok so now you're chalking specific stuff off like a checklist and not wanting to actively do things that woman wants done to her. That's pretty gay, bro.

>>33490568
nothing has happened bro- why are you still drip feeding from the news media after all these years.

>>33490576


>>33490580
>>33490586
>libtard
>This is what you guys voted for. Why are you acting surprised?
im not american lmao

>>33490568
Only if you're a retarded liberal.

>>33490558
>Referring to sex in a skill level instead of a communication of emotion is porn culture.

You engage in casual sex
I engage in mmr-based sex

WE ARE NOT THE SAME.

>>33490568
As OP says, please take politics to /pol.

>>33490591
>im not american lmao
I called you a libtard not an American.
Faggot.

>>33490568
I wish. I would love to see democracy abolished in my lifetime.

>>33490287
2!!!!

>>33490591
>Non-American wants to act like an expert on America
Cunts like you and the cucked self-hating Americans who fall for your bullshit are why people voted for Trump.

Women, choose which one you'd prefer
1. You fall in love with each other immediately
2. You fall in love with each other after years of buildup

>>33490603
Neither of those is acceptable.

>>33490597
did you include all the exclamation marks in effort to counteract the formerly unanimous consensus of 1s or are you just that passionate about skilled knot makers?

>>33490593
Oh no. One of Lily Phillips moids have escaped containment. Get the tranq gun.

>>33490603
1 for sure

>>33490455
2. But ideally both.

>>33490603
>You fall in love with each other after years of buildup
This doesn't happen.

>>33490606
>nerdy girl voice: n-n-n-n-n-neither

>>33490603
1 because I'm in my mid-twenties. If I was 18 again I'd pick 2

>>33490591
>im not american lmao
Well neither am I. But inherent in democracy is the mechanism to dismantle itself. And this is what the American people voted for.

ladies
is a guy liking jazz a boner-killer for you

If a guy is jerking off to nudes of a girl who isn't his gf, that's bad, right? So why is porn okay?

>>33490591
>but according to police data, crime rates are in Washington, D.C., are down this year
This whole thing was caused because a DOGE employee got attacked.
>>33490603
If I wasn't 31 I'd say 2 but I have to say 1.

>>33490619
M
It's only worse than porn if he knows the girl, otherwise it's just porn.

>>33490621
>It's only worse than porn if he knows the girl, otherwise it's just porn.
Why is it worse if he knows her?

>>33490588
No, it's pretty gay when the guy stays with a woman who won't do literally any of the things during sex that the guy wants to do.

>>33490558
>picrel
Wow. That image is so good at capturing why a sex partner was just so good in bed. Thanks for sharing.

Women what do you want right now?

>>33490622
Cheating adjacent/ cheating

>>33490519
2
>>33490561
2
>>33490603
1 because it's going to end anyway.

>>33490629
Women are unironic chakra vampires that need human semen (soul energy) to survive, diagram of uterus is the image of apostelic baphomet, look it up, complete with horns and all.

When you have sex, part of your soul is being lost on ejaculation, think about it, you cum inside and the cum never comes out, soon enough it is absorbed by the vagina (baphomet devouring soul fragments), but how? It has no mouths, yet it happens. Semen is the vagina's (apostolic baphomet) preffered goyslop, without semen women (demonkind) dies of starvation, which is why women seek sex and always want you to cum inside for an 'unexplainable reason', part of the reason this happens is based on the fact there is no superior entity for them to rely on once their interior energy is depleted, think of it like a really big tank with only one mouth on it that slowly leaks out. They replenish their inner energy by absorbing it from men, because ultimately they have no souls which they can rely on to produce this energy themselves. If they do not get enough energy, they bleed. just look it up, pregnant women (women that have been cummed in and had their energy needs temporarily sated) do not have periods at all, nothing, blood simply does not come out. Yet a woman that does not have this 'suddenly' bleeds and feels ill for several days in a row with pain and weakness and bleeding. Normal?

>driving home from work just now
>see a girl jogging on the sidewalk
>she's jogging the same direction I'm going so I can't see her face
>wearing those tight black shorts, hugging a cute little ass and showing off her amazing legs
>she's so tight and slender it's unreal
>when I pass her, I look in the rearview mirror to get a look at her face
>realize I actually know her
>girl from my church
>she's going into 10th grade this year
I swear she looked 25 from the back. Please tell me this doesn't make me a monster.

>>33490558
>Arousal allowed to come before desire
What?

Femanons if you ghost me I'll block you...
It doesn't matter how hot you are.

>>33490608
The latter. I get really turned on seeing them tie the knots as I'm progressively more immobilised. A guy I was seeing made a knotted up a rope decoratively to spank me with. It was cool.

>>33490630
Why is it not cheating adjacent to jerk of to other girls you don't know?

>Feel like I need to relay information that a friend of mine (a girl)'s boyfriend is likely cheating on her
>You know, I don't have 'proof', but if what other party (other girl) says is true, which seems likely, then yeah
>Girl very likely to kill herself if this is true and she finds out
Not sure how to handle this one, boys...

>>33490633
Not The Asshole, if you could get arrested from a misunderstanding then everyone would be in jail.

>>33490630
>Cheating adjacent/ cheating
So, if he would absolutely definitely fuck the girl if he could, but he can't simply because he's never met her, that's less cheating-adjacent?

>>33490642
Ask chat gpt if you can't use your own brain power to figure this one out.

>>33490633
We have reached the point in history when people are legit afraid of thoughtcrime.

>>33490633
>Please tell me this doesn't make me a monster.
I could tell you that, but we both know it wouldn't be true.

>>33490636
everything on the right hand side is flabby genderfluid groomer talk so it's code for "it's okay I rubbed them through their clothes and got a physical response so now its about sex desire"
all that "regular check-ins" and so on is entirely performative of sexpests to condition their victims

>>33490649
>I don't know.
Thought so.

>>33490652
People have been afraid o committing Thought Crime since Christianity started existing.

>>33490656
Projection

>>33490649
In other words, you don't have an answer for that one.

>>33490657
Ah, I guess that's true.

>>33490640
>women share their thoughts like this
>men still don't bother to learn how to tie knots
are the women being unreasonable or do men just suck?

Femanons, why won't you cuddle with me?

>>33490658
Read
>>33490661
You can keep asking why why why why why
I don't care

>>33490666
why would I cuddle with satan?

>>33490665
We do knot

>>33490629
I've had a miserable day and week and life. I want an autistic man in my bed to hold me and tell me about the punic wars or whatever the hell he's into

Nobody was harmed in the making of this video

>>33490669
If I were satan I wouldn't be here and wouldn't want to cuddle with you.

Femanon, lets say we've been dating for 6months or so. How would you react if you saw my chatgpt history, and i was asking it advice for how to make you my gf? (including advice on what to say to you in messages?)

>>33490666
Because you're all the way over there and I'm all the way over here

>>33490629
A toy bullet. I have the toy gun but no toy bullet. I’m on the couch and I want to be a gunslinger

>>33490675
The woman left the husband to be a lesbian

>>33490652
If he's attracted to 15 year old girls, sooner or later he's going to do something about it. I know that, you know that, he knows that.

>wearing those tight black shorts, hugging a cute little ass and showing off her amazing legs
>she's so tight and slender it's unreal

He'll be thinking this every time, because he likes them tight and slender; his words, not mine.

>>33490669
If you choose to run away with me
I will tickle you internally
And I see nothing wrong with that

>>33490677
I’d rather he be asking 4chan for advice

>>33490671
Sorry to hear that. That wouldn't be a problem if we lived closer.

>>33490677
first of all, just fyi you can delete those chat histories.
Second, I don't want my bf using AI extensively outside of like professional uses. If you can't just be a person without AI then you don't deserve the perks that come with being a person either.

Women do you have fat tits and thick thighs and a juicy ass?

>>33490675
Except their marriage?

Should I go watch weapons?

Friendly reminder: when women are "Him"-posting, this is who they are talking about

>>33490693
I don't understand in the slightest

>>33490679
Like a NERF dart?

>>33490667
>I don't care
No: don't have an answer because you know we're right - there is no difference between jerking it to another girl's nudes and jerking it to porn.

>>33490690
I have the last two, at least.

Women
Are you real?

>>33490690
No, no and..no? It’s nice and round idk if it count

Femanons, should I pay my mom to shorten the sleeves and length of a shirt?

>>33490677
This is ungodly embarrassing and I'm sure the average woman would think it's weird, however I find this genre of autistic behavior very endearing and cute

>>33490678
Fair point. I'll still imagine it.

>>33490671
The Battle of Cannae was pretty awesome, ngl.

>>33490693
I’m a woman I don’t know what that means

>>33490696
Yeah! Like you pull a thing back and it goes “fwomp” when you pull the trigger.

>>33490671
>>33490618
what about jazz?

>>33490689
Nta but its good for niche info. I had it tell me that avp extinction never got a remaster or just ported to any console as a digital copy, google never told me that.
Great game, would still play if it was pc and had miltiplayer and a map maker, SAD

>>33490699
Fat ass and thighs with small boobs > big boobs with flat ass.

>>33490695
>>33490707
The character is called HIM.

A taken man is attractive.
A man wearing a wedding ring is attractive.
What about a man with two rings because his wife proposed to him? Is that even more attractive to women?

>>33490671
You would be extremely bored

>>33490713
Okay, I still don’t get it

>>33490700
>Women
>Are you real?
No, we're complex.

>>33490709
I love whimsy

>>33490713
>Fat ass and thighs with small boobs > big boobs with flat ass.
I disagree

>>33490709
To bad you're there and not here. I have some NERF guns that I was memed into buying, and some spare darts you could use.

>>33490722
Mhm, me too

gender
have you ever started reading a book just because of the cover?

>>33490702
Depends how much she's charging, but probably.

>>33490677
>How would you react if you saw my chatgpt history, and i was asking it advice for how to make you my gf?
I wouldn't care. But I'd hope you never found my /adv threads and chats with friends asking for similar advice.

>>33490718
ur prime to me

>>33490618
No, just JH.

>>33490727
M
I've read a lot of books. Yeah.

>>33490731
But you aren't even natural.

>>33490702
>Femanons, should I pay my mom to shorten the sleeves and length of a shirt?
I think you should. She deserves it.

>>33490727
M
I can't read

>>33490714
>What about a man with two rings because his wife proposed to him?
?
Both my parents have two rings, one silver one gold, each.

>>33490688
thank you, anon

>>33490706
Literally this is what I'm talking about

>>33490715
Doubtful. I'm more of a gallic wars enjoyer myself, but I'll like anything history related. or most subjects, I just like being talked at and there's interest to be found in everything

>>33490711
Sure, why not. jazz is overhated anyway

>>33490725
That’s really fun, can you spin the gun on your finger? I’m getting really good at it hehe

>>33490677
I do the same thing so I would keep it a cute but obviously we're both autistic secret

>>33490727
>have you ever started reading a book just because of the cover?
I'm old enough that, when I was younger, a weekly trip to the public library was still common. Almost everything you chose to borrow was chosen that way.

foids, pick one
1. Himbo
2. He has a very high salary

Women:
Have you ever orgasmed from breast stimulation?

>>33490739
Maybe this is cultural. Usually the man just gets a wedding band where I live.
My real question is how to make a married man less alluring.

>>33490748
>Have you ever orgasmed from breast stimulation?
NAG, but one of my exes could easily come from nipple play.

>>33490747
Himbo. My bf says I make him feel like he never has to think anymore. I am straight up himbofying him and it's hot.

Men, choose one:
1) A woman who earns far more than you ever could and is fine with having you be a stay-at-home boyfriend.
2) A woman who's a lazy bum but shares all of your hobbies and interests geniuenly

>>33490727
M
Not really.

>>33490756
1
I'll be a stay at home bf, fuck working.

>>33490756
1 but only because we're living this fucking female-dominated society and jewish economy

>>33490740
>jazz is overhated anyway
so true. the best things are, or just ignored

>>33490727
If graphic novels count then yh. Normal books i no

>>33490756
Whoever has the bigger booba

>>33490756
Is the first woman a workaholic who only hangs out with me for like 2 hours on Saturday? If yes, then i'd like number 2 please. I'm okay with being with a woman that out-earns me, but whats the point if she's too busy all the time?

gender
are you comfortable with your weight?

>>33490747
I would gladly take the himbo if he was kind and considerate

>>33490742
Nah, not really. They're not balanced well for that.
But it's slightly amusing to spin the revolver drum and then flip it closed. And the magazine loaded one makes a brutal clacking sound when you pull the charging slide.
I honestly don't play with them any since the novelty factor wore off.

>>33490714
So does buying a fake wedding ring work?

>>33490727
F
Yeah, The Way of Kings. Friend of mine had 3 books of The Stormlight Archive and the cover has a person standing at a cliff wearing a red cape, holding a banner and a jagged sword. And it’s all sunset and cool. My brain went Ooooo must read

>>33490749
>how to make a married man less alluring
Take off the ring.

>>33490774
M
no.

1. White collar job where you're busy after all day
2. Blue collar job where you can be lazy and sit around all day but the volume is just under the legal limit and the amount of asbestos is just under the legal limit.
They both pay the same $52k a year.

>>33490754
She's slowly devouring his brain and she just thinks it's hot!

Women how do you feel about crack ruining your teenage obsession

>>33490756
2 easily, hopefully we can work on the laziness but it isn't essential

>>33490690
Not 1 but maybe 2 and 3

>>33490782
I choose a bullet to my brain.

why is it that you sweat so much from your back?

>>33490748
>Have you ever orgasmed from breast stimulation?
No. But stimulating my nipples enhances the feelings in my vagina. Like it's got a direct line to my genitals. Not sure how that works.

>>33490735
I can be whole yours

>>33490781
Busy af*

>>33490756
1, just because sharing all my interests and hobbies is not very important to me. But a lazy bum girlfriend would be more my energy match.

>>33490777
Ah i really want that. But I guess you’re right the fun won’t last…

>>33490756
1
Don't really care about being a stay at home boyfriend.

>>33490774
M
Yes

>>33490789
I'm attaching one of those small vibrators on this femanon's nipples and pussy and activating them at the same time!

>>33490774
M
Yes, but I'd like to lose a few kilos more just to hit the arbitrary ideal number target. Didn't I answer this same question yesterday?

Femanon, have you ever done cocaine before?

>>33490784
I was never a fan of Bieber, so I don't care.

>>33490798
not from me

Women would you rather date a random 4chan atoga male anon? or a physically attractive registered sex offender?

>>33490733
I like jazz, actually. I went to a performance somewhat recently and liked everything but the seats that murdered my ass.

>>33490747
Wholesome himbo boyfriend sounds pretty great, and I'm usually more into twinks.
>>33490799
No, and I don't plan on it. There are some drugs I could see myself trying once, and cocaine's not one of them.

>>33490804
They're the same choice except the sex offender is at least attractive.

BAZINGA

>>33490774
F
Yes

>>33490811
ofcourse you are, even if you were 300 pounds I'd eat your pussy cheese

>>33490794
Fun won't last doesn't mean it's not fun in the moment.

>>33490805
>I went to a performance somewhat recently and liked everything
Nice!
>murdered my ass
That's a bit of a theme with you innit.

I was only making a stupid joke on your nickname, if that wasn't obvious, though.

>>33490799
>Femanon, have you ever done cocaine before?
No. I've done a lot of drugs, but I've never had interest in coke. Too expensive and the high is too short, and the effects don't interest me.

Women thoughts on this design on the back of a open collar shirt?

>>33490823
You're doing it wrong if you're paying for your own drugs as a woman.

>>33490791
You’re gay af

women if a man was strong enough to pick you up, put you on top, and spin you like a toy would you let him

>>33490813
Close, 95. And don’t be gross

>>33490837
I ate your mother's pussy.

State gender:

Which are hotter: regular high heels, or open-toed high heels?

>>33490814
True. And maybe it will be fun at some point again

>>33490839
Are you 4'11?

>>33490843
M
I find the regular ones hotter.

>>33490834
>You're doing it wrong if you're paying for your own drugs as a woman.
Not only do I source my own, the guys I see get them from me for free. Betabuxx.

>>33490843
M
Regular ones are hotter cause I associate the open toed ones with my mom cause it's all she wears if she isn't wearing running shoes.

>>33490843
Go away, footage.

Stare gender
Do you like my belt? It is one of two belts that I own

Femanons, would you put me in chastity?

>>33490850
...okay.
So you're betabuxx maxxing... as a woman.

>>33490853
Footage of what?

i have an overwhelming urge to snoop on my gf’s phone. it’s my first relationship so it’s just my insecurity, she has done nothing to make me mistrust her and always leaves her phone in the bedroom when she goes for a shower.

please tell me about how bad you felt after snooping and not finding anything

>>33490855
M
A bit tacky, but not that much. It's ok.

>>33490855
It's pretty worn down, I'll give it a 5/10, put some conditioner on it and some black wax where the black paint has fallen off.

>>33490855
M
No

>>33490862
Oh, that’s a good idea actually. I got it for $10 at a thrift store on my lunch break lol

>>33490847
4’10..

>>33490860
M
If you don't trust her you don't have a relationship.
You either trust her or you shouldn't be with her.

>>33490799
I saw a video of women snorting cocaine from each others assholes before

>>33490866
Short queen

>>33490866
Cute, I'll be Gru and you can be a minion on Halloween, but the costumes stay on during sex.

>>33490855
>Do you like my belt?
I would definitely assume you were gay if I saw you wearing that.

>>33490866
Are you the Japanese anon from last night?

>>33490868
That is one of the hottest videos of all time.
I need to replicate that with a van full of femanons.

>>33490866
Cute, I should give you a ring. I needed to toss it into a volcano anyway.

>>33490859
Autocorrect strikes again. That should have said "Go away, footfag."

>>33490873
The girl from last night claimed to be 4'11.

>>33490860
>please tell me about how bad you felt after snooping and not finding anything
I would, but I've never been enough of a faggot to snoop.

>>33490872
Damn…

>>33490869
thanks!
>>33490871
..yay..
>>33490873
yes! I’m not the 4’11 girl, apparently there are more of us.
>>33490875
..funny..

>>33490839
sixxxxxx seven

>>33490866
short, huh?
which one do you fantasize about
>tall skinny twink
>longhaired huge guy who's more testosterone than sense
>fat bastard king

>>33490884
Do you still live in Japan?

Femanons, if I’m attractive but I’m not the best at socializing, would you get the ick if I approached you?

>>33490896
Yes, because I'm terrible at conversation myself so we'd just stand around awkwardly probably. My favourites are conventionally unattractive people who can hold a conversation without any input from me.

>>33490891
None? Like regular person nothing crazy
>>33490893
Nice try, I haven’t said where I live maybe

>>33490905
>None? Like regular person nothing crazy
lies. you're not 4'10"

>>33490884
>..funny..

Just messing with you, I honestly don't think it's that bad. I'm sure you're unironically cute and lovely.

>>33490774
M
No

>>33490901
What if I made a joke about how uncomfortable we are? Would that make you more or less uncomfortable?

>>33490920
NTA but that would make it much worse.

>>33490866
why so many mini girls here

>>33490901
Hey, if you're willing to answer them, I'm sure I can come up with some questions to make the conversation flow.

>>33490926
because catfish think that pretending to be a midget girl is the meta for getting attention from pedos

>>33490860
uhh yeah don't do that dude...
>she has done nothing to make me mistrust her
remind yourself of this then
>>33490855
yeah it's pretty cool man
>>33490861
I have tackier ones kek
>>33490843
M, oof I don't know... I'm not a foot fetisher but open toe definitely has something to them. but oveally I'll have to go with classic heels

SHIT I THINK I MESSED IT UP
there's this super shy girl in university, we never really talked and she speaks super low, I can barely hear her. I've been walking from uni to home, she takes the subway that's like a 5 minutes so I decided to walk her there. We were talking about uni and shit and then I asked her were she lives and she told me she actually lives like 20 from uni. We are at the stairs and she says "maybe I should walk home, its not that far" and I say "nah, just taken the subway"
SHE WAS ASKING ME TO WALK HER HOME.
I did propose her to go out when we are free though, I didn't hear an answer though.
Help me foids

>>33490906
I don’t like your three extreme options so therefore I’m not short. You are not smart.
>>33490908
Thank you i am adorable and you can’t take it back now hehe

>>33490850
>the guys I see get them from me for free
as an ex-party boy, I just wanna say thanks to gals like you who share drugs
>>33490756
>1) A woman who earns far more than you ever could and is fine with having you be a stay-at-home boyfriend.
ummm this, how is this even a question lol??
>shares all of your hobbies and interests geniuenly
I don't care about this, I don't think I've ever really shared many hobbies/interests with someone I've dated
we can still have fun together and I can get into her interests

>>33490931
Yeah, boys really like it when you mention the step-stool. Who could resist aaaaall this. Stop being weird

>>33490925
Welp :/. What would be the best thing to do in a situation like this?

Femanons, would you kiss a curious, but ostensibly straight girl?

>>33490940
NAG but chillax, I'm sure there'll be another opportunity where you can ask her kek
>>33490931
kek
nah I think they're genuinely just mini

I kissed a girl and I liked it

>>33490941
dumb larper

>>33490947
Yes

>>33490912
when you jestermaxxed too much at a social event but realise you're still depressed and alone
>>33490901
>conventionally unattractive people who can hold a conversation
it's over for conventionally attractive autists
>>33490852
>I associate open toed high heels with my mom cause it's all she wears
is your mom single bro??
>>33490782
I would pick a blue collar job regardless because I have crippling ADHD and learned the hard way that white collar jobs make me want to kill myself

I femanons, i started working with a migrant girl an year older than who has a child. I dont know if im reading shit right or wrong, but when we are together the general mood is to just laugh and smile while talking to eachother, but the few couple of times i glanced over the other girls looking at us with some sort of cheeky smile and she made a move to feel my abs. How do i know if im reading things right and how do i avoid leading her on if there is a chance she isnt just being nice?

>>33490947
Hell yes.
>>33490942
>as an ex-party boy, I just wanna say thanks to gals like you who share drugs
If you're ever in London, let's trip together.

>>33490756
why would you think that being a stay at home husband or boyfriend would be bad provided there is enough money around for both?

>>33490966
It's not manly

How many womanlets are in here?

Men, would you ok with your girlfriend having sex with women and she's ok with you having sex with other women?

>>33490961
Don't do it bro she just wants a green card

>>33490947
No?

>>33490774
M, no lmfao
well I mean "comfortable" yeah idgaf in my own company, but I'm not happy with it anyway, I don't think I'd date again at my current weight
I think I carry it ok cause I've still gotten compliments from girls, but I look at old photos and I know I looked wayy better back then

>>33490952
How do you even get triggered by someone being short

>>33490973
Before i had meet her, i was looking into getting married to sell my citizenship for money and to pay less taxes. I dont give a fuck about the law

>>33490105
My ex had those, I thought they were cute. Especially that she got all embarrassed and self-conscious about them.

>>33490972
No
Also what kind of deal is that? She can get lesbian sex easier than I can get straight sex

>>33490754
bro is gonna become brainrotted
>>33490727
are we counting manga and doujins here...
most actual novels, nah I don't really care abt the cover
actually some children's books yeah, I read picrel in like a day which was surprisingly good kek

>>33490926
Idk I didn’t know there were others until now

>>33490972
She'd be the only one benefitting from something like that.

>>33490151
Sad, but it seems to be a good thing for her.

>>33490962
>If you're ever in London, let's trip together.
let's trippp
nah I'm a bit too crazy to touch psychedelics desu. coke I like cause I also have ADHD so it mellows me out. but we could still partyy
>>33490972
I've thought about this and desu I don't think I'd mind a gf having purely sexual encounters with other women, it's kinda hot ngl and I wouldn't feel like I was getting cucked by another guy, if she's bi I wouldn't want her to stop her exploring that side of her sexuality
but I would never want to sleep with other women myself, and if it beame any kind of serious emotional connection/cheating that eclipse our relationship, I wouldn't be happy with it
>>33490988
maybe they were too small to see jk

I like when my discharge looks more milky than clear, looks like i just got creampied

>>33490981
I'm saying she doesn't actually like you she can just smell your desperation

>>33491000
When it's milky and thick it's very hot and lewd.

>>33490337
2 obviously, not even a question.

>>33491000
based trips

I wonder if when I am walking there is some woman thinking about doing unspeakable things to me

Men what if we both have to work mid jobs to make ends meet and we only have a little time to ourselves every weekend but we get by pretty well

>>33491001
Have you skipped the part where i was asking how to avoid leading her on in case she was being more than just nice?

Women: Have you ever had a "Lesbian phase"? And by that I mean you thought you were a lesbian at some point and later changed your mind and that you're actually bisexual or straight.

>>33491008
It would be very unfortunate since I'd want to spend more time with you, but I'd make sure to enjoy that time to the fullest.

>>33490523
2, I'm short myself.
But being tall isn't a dealbreaker for me if you're into me

>>33491008
isnt that most people?

>>33491000
kinky
>>33490739
wtf that's cool but why do they need two
that's just flexing
tbf I also have two rings (of cats hehe)
>>33490702
I'd pay your mom to shorten the sleeves and length of her shirt jk
yeah sure it'd be nice to compensate her
>>33490695
>>33490707
>they never watched OG powerpuff girls
you guys are missing out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhtf2P6IgqA

>>33490985
>>33490993
>>33490998
What if she brings girls over for threesomes?

>>33491010
Bro you are crushing hard on her

>>33490972
I don't want a bisexual gf

>>33491013
I was deathly afraid I was a lesbian in high school because I didn't have a crush, a boyfriend, or talk to guys
I just had depression I'm straight

>>33491021
yes i am, but a) im not good for her and i have future plans b) might have something to do with not getting laid in 8 months

>>33491008
as a wagie yeah we'd make it work and that's cute <3 (but I would probs want to work towards an actual career again eventually if we were serious)
>>33491020
>What if she brings girls over for threesomes?
I think I'm just too monogamous at heart desu, I wouldn't want to have sex with other girls
but I'd watch them >;)
>>33491025
RIP, hope you're doing better now
I also thought I was asexual at one point, turns out it was just trauma lmao

>>33490947
Yeah, sure.

>>33490972
Not really, no.

>>33491020
Then I'd consider it, although I'd need to have a lot of trust in her.

>>33491013
Yes
I think I could be able to have sex with a woman
But I think I hate being around women since they are so mean
I like and get along with men but they don't really see me
It's lonely being a femcel

>>33490523
Both have an appeal but if I have to choose then tall
I'm a manlet and tall slender girls with long legs make me swoon

>>33490972
>Men, would you ok with your girlfriend having sex with women and she's ok with you having sex with other women?
I don't want to have sex with other women, but I wouldn't mind if a girlfriend wanted to. As long as there were no feelings between them.

>>33490998
Hey good one. Fucking giants and their jokes so unfair. How’s air travel, giraffe legs can’t fit in the seat. Jk that actually look very uncomfortable

>>33491017
>why do they need two
Silver rings when they got engaged and added gold rings to the stack when they got married.

So what drugs did the cool girls in this thread take?

>>33490774
M
No, I'd like to be like 10 pounds less (from where I am right now).

>>33491013
No. I have porn brain

It's ADD not ADHD

>>33490843
M
Neither is attractive. Wear flats.

>>33490855
I only stare at women gender.
And no.

>>33491051
NTA. Do you ever watch G/G?

>>33491048
C vitamin

>>33491051
What does that even mean in this context.

Men, would you rather watch your girlfriend have sex with her sister, or your sister?

>>33490675
>once you know the lore
>>33490669
>HIM
>>33490692
is that a movie or something
>>33490618
>ya like jazz
>>33490560
meanwhile as a 5'7" guy, 5'7" girls are tall to me, especially in heels

>>33491057
Huh… I don’t know what that is

>>33491062
Yes, new horror movie

>>33490972
Yeah that sounds fine to me?
I mean I'm possibly going to be in a relationship with a poly girl soon so honestly that's an upgrade from where I am now.
And honestly having a bi girlfriend is pretty awesome even if you never have threesomes, because you can talk to her about hot girls if she's not the jealous type.

Accidentally found a reddit thread of people in their 40s/50s/60s who have never dated or found anyone
It's terrifying to me. Because I have dated, I actually tried, and I'm still on track to be alone like that
Christ

pussy sore :(

>>33491064
Girl on Girl porn?

>>33491071
This reminds me of my friend

>>33491060
It means I’m straight but would have sex with a woman if it’s hot

Ass I recall from last time I looked it up, the american Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders only contains the ADHD diagnosis, not ADD. But that doesn't mean both diagnoses aren't recognised elsewhere in the world.

>>33491071
From...use?

>>33491074
Anonette that's not being 'porn brained' that's being bisexual.

>>33491061
I don't have a sister. But both sound good to me. Can we make it a foursome?

If not, it's a hard decision... do I want to watch incest, or do I want to see my fictional sister naked?

>>33491073
ex friend

>>33491073
what about your friend
>>33491076
i wish

>>33491061
Dumb question.

>>33490495
is there such a thing as un-suckable boobs on someone you like
>>33490476
>choose..... life
>>33490462
JK rotflmao in all that money
>>33490395
if she does then desu you dodged a bullet if she's that shallow

>>33491072
Oh, yeah ofc. It usually say lesbian, it doesn’t mean they are actually lesbian, it’s porn. See what I mean

>>33491061
With her sister I guess.

>>33491070
>40s who have never dated or found anyone
Hi.

>>33491089
Can I ask you about it?

>>33491083
She used to say random stuff like this

you wanna know how i got these scars?

>>33491075
tru dat but ADHD can lean more one way in the other. so you can still be ADHD but have pretty much no hyperactive symptoms and mostly inattention symptoms
anyway I scored max on both when I got diagnosed kek
>>33491070
I used to sometimes lurk r/foreveralonewomen and feel really bad for em

>>33491090
You can ask. I don't think I have many interesting answers.

>>33491092
ye

>>33491086
That's fair

>>33491092
You had bitch feelings as a teenagers, very original. Seek therapy anon

>>33491070
why do you people feel like you wouldnt be happy on your own and fall for obvious self pitty traps?

Men wearing t shirts that are just tight enough to hug their pecs while loosely draping over their slutty little waist

>>33491092
Yes

The baddie actually messaged me bros what do I respond
I'm still not over my ex desu but I guess I need to try

>>33491092
yeah, i got mine from fucking around, getting drunk, work related stuff, you name it. its cool, it makes people think im scary

>>33491093
>I used to sometimes lurk r/foreveralonewomen and feel really bad for em
I'm scared to even look because I think it'll give me a panic attack
>>33491095
Are you female too? What country were you raised in? Were your parents together/strict/affectionate? Is it something you chose on your own, or jsut something that happened to you?

>>33491096
My father was a drinker...and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not...one...bit

>>33491061
Neither.
Watching her with a woman would be hot, but incest is degenerate.

>>33491020
No
Plus that never seems to work

>>33491101
You really like thinking about slutty waists huh

>>33491106
I don't know the context, but just carry the conversation and set up a date.

>>33491099
>why do you people feel like you wouldnt be happy on your own
Because I'm alone on my own all the time and I'm not happy. And when I'm with someone, I am

>>33491116
nta, is there any AI designed for that?

>>33491101
Define slutty waist.

>>33491107
pretty based desu
>>33491108
>I think it'll give me a panic attack
aw
well it's not that different to the femcels and such here desu, just lonely people venting and asking for advice
I hope they all have happy endings
>>33491101
>tight enough to hug their pecs
best I can do is hugging my manboobs jk
>>33491105
idk I love bread, cheese and beef but sometimes you're just craving a maccas
I need to get more bread and cheese tomoz

>>33491115
I saw a man like that 15 feet away from me today.
His biceps were the perfect size as well.

>>33490831
Like on the shirt or your neck

>>33491120
I don't know, but even if it were I'm guessing that it'd do a poor job.

>>33491120
lmao
AI would probably do a better job than me bruh
>>33491116
ok I will do, I'll just take it easy breezy and ask how she's doing etc.
she is out of my league I'm scared

I had a celsius and a bag of popcorn and took the cleanest, easiest passing poop I think I’ve ever had. I’ve solved constipation

I enjoy women. I enjoy looking at them. Maybe one day I'll even approach one

>>33491124
What measures?

>>33491131
Make sure to make heavy breathing sounds and sweat a lot, women love the scent of a sweaty guy.

>>33491108
>Are you female too?
No.
>What country were you raised in?
A northern european one.
>Were your parents together
Yeah. Still are.
>strict/affectionate
More affectionate than strict.
>Is it something you chose on your own, or jsut something that happened to you?
Just turned out that way. Never met a girl I liked who liked me.

>>33491129
That's not bad, but try to move the conversation to something more personal and less generic. What do you know about her? What did you talk with her last time?

>>33491121
Men's waists when they're ever so slightly concave like a woman's even with a six pack

>>33491130
didn't know popcorn helped with that kek
glad you sorted it tho
>>33491131
>Maybe one day I'll even approach one
scary
but you got this bro

>>33491133
This unironically works btw, every woman I’ve ever dated said that I’m the best smelling guy they ever met

>>33491124
>biceps were the perfect size
Which is?

>>33491110
So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife - "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth - "Let's put a smile on that face!" And... why so serious?

>>33491133
*writes this down in my notepad*
>>33491138
Thanks.

>>33490693
I only mean this man.

>>33491070
My mom wrote a letter to me when she was pregnant with me that she put in a time capsule that will be opened in 20 years
I'm terrified that I'm just gonna be a lonely loser when that thing is opened and my whole life is gonna be a waste
And Idk how to fix it

>>33491132
Do you have a chart I can point to because I can't estimate that

>>33491136
ok I will do, I'll comment on her hair or something cause she updated her pic
>What do you know about her?
not a lot desu but she told me a little about herself
>>33491139
wtf that's cray
I've been told I smell rly good that's about it

>>33491143
Isn't he like 5'5

>>33491137
Too bad, I have the pecs but my waist is a bit wider and have a bit of a gut.