Thread 211793798

The beautiful Jet Neptune edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Seth is the biggest faggot in history and the only person both fans and production dislike
-- Direnc is currently the Alpha of the house
-- Angelina has LOST
-- Sam CONFIRMS Nick Fuentes will be on Fishtank https://x.com/Kaizerrev/status/1936141578105413722
-- IGNORE Ice Poseidon threads, REPORT Ice Poseidon posts, Paul Denino LITERALLY sucks dicks
-- Luke knocked Freddy tf out after going easy on him for a minute (beef bell boxing) - Fred saw STARS and "went into a dream"
-- Grand prize raised to 30K
-- Direnc led the dogpile against Angelina, stole her candy, Freddy later gave her some of his, Aryeh seems to be Direnc's golem
-- Aryeh: "I don't like you, Fred. I want to be around you as little as possible."
-- Daniel is patching drywall tomorrow

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Previous: >>211792473

Favorite wigger?

>nooo you're wrong, aryeh is my self-insert
>angie was the better kick
>aryeh totally deserves to be on the show
What was Jet thinking casting this guy?

she won't last the day

>>211793798 (OP)
9/10

Where is Simmons?

>>211793798 (OP)
26 years old

>>211793821
Lynch isnt a wigger hes the only one thats made me laugh on his own

she prefers Angelina not Angie

aryeh is a CLOPPER LOL

>>211793838
Making it in Hollywood while Sam is struggling to sell his shitty TV show.

Tight Ellie tummy btw.

>>211793832
too late, she's doing a seafood broil for the house today

If i were in the tank things wouldn't have gone down the way they did
There would have been alot of candy in that living room

dead season
stillbirth really since this is day 8 right

When does the crash out about S4 happen?
This is the only thing i'm interested in

>>211793854
If someone presented like this to me, I'd grab her sole, press my nose against it, and inhale deeply.

>>211793861
Hila Klein?

Did Angelica make an OnlyFans yet?

>>211793821
Tacxin

RIMMING JETS ASS HHEHEH

#SLUTGANG

Aryeh and Ellie talking about cartoons in the best content of the day.

Angie lost
Direnc won
Get over it

so do guys like arye actually become homelesss?he cant get like tism bucks? enough to at least put a roof over his head? if his world is just watching toons and living a simple life, fuck it why not. would kinda hate to see him suffer, looks like the guy is actually sick. he cant tie his fucking shoes

>ohh we need to protect children from porn and violence
FUCK these people. there's LITERALLY nothing wrong with that shit. I watched aliens, terminator 2, predator 1 & 2, etc., as a kid and there's nudity in predator 2... I didn't watch any gay ass kiddie shows, no cartoons or disneyslop. it's literally 20th century propaganda that kids need to be fed kiddieslop or they turn out le fucked up.

>>211793881
this has been posted too many times and he lurks too much, he'll never make another post like this unfortunately

>>211793854
>>211793879
ANGELICA LOST
AND WAS FORGOTTEN WITHIN MINUTES

>>211793904
nice creature design

>>211793879
literally the ugliest fish of all time.

I wish I was that bundle of clothes that Ellie is hugging

>>211793886
lol

Ari is basically Jewish Fatty

>>211793898
no because he's american. you need to work a certain amount of time to earn food stamps in america. if he was in basically any other first world country he'd probably be fine

>>211793821
Chris Lynch just being a normal white dude metalhead ending up with a bunch of dysgenic internet wiggers is always amusing.

>>211793821
Ben because he’s fairly handsome and seems charismatic
He reminds me of an old coworker who I liked


The rest of them seem like trailer trash losers

>>211793930
>uglier than josie
vrilly nigga?

>>211793906
You sound old and retarded

>>211793861
yes, yes, we all saw the reddit thread...

>>211793798 (OP)
https://vocaroo.com/1hZYF6FmpzZY

is jin back? i saw that he was moved to house 2, is this true? or is he gone forever?

>>211793821
Benjamin Taylor
Least favorite: Bicflame

smegma

which fish are you all listening yap

Ayreh or Direnc

>>211793966
>fat nigger lips
>fat nigger nose
>british teeth
>thousand cock stare
Drenchtroons... is THIS your "girl"?

Drench truthnuke about Angie sabotaging herself and Freddie by betraying Dan so early

this show sucks

>>211793973
I’m afraid so, it’s over for us jincels

>>211793798 (OP)
Jet allowed Jin in the fishtank.live chat as a smokescreen so that he won't be accused of still being a bitch about Jin.

Ellie, and even Angelica to a certain extent,bmakes me understand why Zoomer girls were made for Big Millennial Cock. An older man to tame a young tight brat and provide for her. Give her the life she wants and she'll be attached to you like glue. It's the purest form of love. I need a terminally online Zoomer gf.

>>211793982
ellie

Ellie has such a beautiful voice.

When I was a young boy, my father
Took me into the city to see a marching band

>>211793993
that's hot

>>211793901
>DM me girly! I have some ideas for you >_<

>>211793997
>thousand cock stare
audible kek

>>211794012
embarrassing

>>211793881
lol remember when he was talking about "fishtank graduates stealing everyone's viewers"
josie gets 200 viewers absolute max these days and will probably sink lower with the steinful boyfriend reveal

>>211793997
Yes
Shes a good woman

This is by far the worst season
Proof: 37% of contestants gone by the end of the first week
By far the fastest they've lost people. Not only is this the fastest they've lost people, they lost the 3 most active contestants in terms of viewership, things they did or popularity.

Low effort season. Production gave up by week two. Sad!

>>211793997
Yes
She’s fiesty

And I’m hoping she murderers frank

>>211793821
Bicflame was cool on PGL and seems actually nice

>>211793798 (OP)
>Aryeh: "I don't like you, Fred. I want to be around you as little as possible."
This bald nigga could not be more based.

>>211794005
If you cwoss me if you won't end weww fow you

>>211794020
>28 years old

Favorite seth content moment?

it's a dead reddit show

>>211794020
he didn't have a father. he was adopted. confirmed in his hack_blastard postin

>ellie brings up a ufc fight
>seth admits he doesnt know anyones names he just watches it
KICK THIS GUY ALREADY WIGGERS THIS IS RIDICULOUS

>>211794044
yes but its already made them a shitton of money, they could care less about production quality or narrative

Seeing Jet's fat gelatinous body and poor skin complexion has made me want to start going back to the gym

>>211794020
He said, "Son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten and the damned?"

>>211794031
Roastie or Zoomer male

>>211794060
>what are some adult interests?
>talking about your job
>ufc
>football
>sports

>>211794060
Who is this guy again

What happens to people like Aryeh when their parents die?

>>211793947
there are tons of positions they will give to people even more retarded than arye like being a stocker at a grocery store

>>211793904
>>211793912
Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Daniel's bite mark.

>>211794060
when he did nothing

alright guys, quick update

it’s gonna take some time for angelina to get her passport
so
i’ve decided to go on a boat to go and meet her
i’m in canada so it’s gonna take a while but it’ll be worth it

i don’t care how long it takes or how stupid it sounds
she said i’m cute and that’s enough for me

packed a bag, brought my phone, got snacks
if i die at sea, tell her she was the best thing that ever happened to me

will post updates when i hit land
– sharp

why is everyone doomposting. Is it just a slow day and freaking out?

>he remembers all the SpongeBob how to tie your shoe song lyrics
>but can’t tie his shoes
Autism

>>211794091
Setch

Did kicking Angie really kill the show?

CONTENT KING!!!

>>211794068
how the fuck is ellie the only person to follow ufc in that house.

>>211794092
they finally grow up and get a job at walmart

Bow down to your queen, peasants.

>>211793964
My freaky wife dick ranch holding down tiny sluts for me to rape

>>211794099
you crazy nigga

So what's their excuse for not having interviews on camera?

>>211794092
He could probably get welfare in Israel. Might not be an Israel in a few decades though

How long will angie take to demolish her absolutely miniscule post-tank cuck/simp fanbase?

>>211794099
why do you look like a cadaver

>>211794094
arye has had jobs but he's gotten repeatedly fired, therefore noone is willing to hire him anymore

trish is so beautiful!

>>211794092
Aryeh is your typical low wage worker. The guy would be fine. The guy literally worships Spongebob and he is just going to go the Spongebob route. He'll work a low wage job and he will enjoy the small pleasures of life.
The guy may be an autist but he is sociable and likeable enough that he can talk to other people and get some temporary housing while he sorts his stuff out and can effort a place to stay at.

>>211794091
tall guy

Ellie is making me suicidal. I’ll never be able to find a girl as perfect and beautiful as her.

omg i hear ellie peeing holy shit

>>211794099
where in canada are you nigga

>>211794099
I'm rooting for you fellow whale

>>211794134
she was so much hotter before the plastic surgery

>>211794092
I think he said he was going to be homeless if that ever happened

so did freddy actually have stashes all around the house like he said or was that a bluff?

>>211794168
>>211794128
he's been repeatedly fired from low wage jobs and can no logner get hired

>>211794174
Do it for her bro

Guys, how epic would it be if Fatty was Ellie's mystery date?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEEfZWZqzzc
show's dead post BLASTings

>>211794160
i would buy her snacks

ellie pissing

Do you believe in Tartaria

>>211794134
Direnc's uglyhotness is crazy, and honestly I feel that even though she's a literal whore, if you locked her down properly she'd be more loyal than most foids

What does the wrench do during sex?

>>211793930
>gf behind me as I post this
Facts brother. I know that feel

>>211794186
He had his stashes in another dimension.

ELLIE IS A BWC JOCKEY
>ELLIE IS A BWC JOCKEY
ELLIE IS A BWC JOCKEY
>ELLIE IS A BWC JOCKEY

>>211794202
Yes. They’ve world fairs make absolutely no fucking sense.

fuck i wish i clipped that could hear her pee so well FUCK

>>211794099
Why do you look like Bossmanjack?

>>211794206
you can google it

>>211794206
watch the clock

How do they not latch themselves to the door when Ellie is pissing or shitting? Just hearing the sound or catching the whiff would be able to keep me going for months.

>>211794106
he in the fishtank thread talmbout 'why they doompostin'
THIS NIGGA STUPID

>>211794206
ravage you like the she wolf she is

>>211794187
that is not how it works lol

>>211794206
>call that a cock? this is a cauckkk

someone clip the peeing......

She cooking bacon in there

>>211794160
I would put my penis in her vagina if you know what I mean

>>211794186
Dude had stashes in the toilet tank.

>>211794206
Look at the clock

>>211794228
KEK

>>211794106
they removed the main source of conflict and kept all of the background characters

>>211794099
what kind of whale takes a boat and doesn't just fly lmao

admit it, you miss him

>>211794206
She is a virgin

>>211794237
nigger if you've gotten fired from every job for being an autistic retard, noone is going to hire you because you keep getting fired for being an autistic retard. theres millions of people looking for low wage jobs in america

please tell me someone clipped the pee

Make the call Jet!

>>211794257
every single day

>teaching a retard how to tie shoes at 2 pm on a Saturday
holy shit this dumb ass fucking show is absolutely over

I want to huff Ellie's stinky legal age high school teen soles

>>211794099
I've called your bluff. She said she's never talked to you outside of the one time you joined her live.

imagine Ellie being your teacher. I would be hornyyyyyyyyy.

W Ellie
Wholesome content

>>211794262
hey faggot let me in on this expansive network where all wendy's mcdonalds, every fast food place, every kitchen job where they all share who is fired, and who isnt
do you think these jobs are doing background checks nigger? they don't even require resumes
told on yourself for being an unemployed neet faggot for what

>Ellie will never teach you to tie your laces
Why even fucking live bros

>>211794254
my dude thinks that he's odysseus
except when he gets to angie the hundred suitors will have already ran a train on her

>>211794269
I’ll admit it would be so sad if Alex never came back for anything fishtank related

ellie needs to guide his hands so he undertstands the motions.
my cat is like arye and he never knows what direction to fall when he lays down

This wouldn’t be happening if Angie was still around. We’d be getting some amazing exciting content.

>>211794269
the GOAT fish

>>211794204
She’s the kind of retarded swut that thinks she deserves a 10+ millionaire bodybuilder and should still be able to fuck whoever she wants and divorce for the payout when she gets too bored

how does ari not know the spongebob shoe tying song by heart?

show is over

Aryeh and Ellie

>>211794286
When does Lubecooch show up

>>211794099
based boat guy. nothing is more white than boats.

>>211794314
>POV you're Claire looking at the hottest man you've ever seen

Is this allowed?

average Jewish IQ is like 81

I'd like to know what Aryeh's IQ is.

>>211794085
zoomer male

>>211794106
there are a handful of schizos that hate the show and doompost whenever its quiet
>show was literally peak last night
>why are they having a slow next afternoon
they know their critiques are retarded they just hate life so are constantly negative
when more people watch later in the day they are drowned out by everyone enjoying it

>>211794285
this but change the s to a h

>>211794322
He does know it, word for word, he doesn't know how to apply it.

wow jet you've really advanced the culture
just a bunch of autists jerking off to some random girl sitting around the house
you really did recreate the season 1 feeling!

Jet can't tie his shoes either

>Ellie will never teach you how to tie your own shoes.
What's the point in going on?

dan is such a cuck that just watches

Now would be a great time to bring in some freeloaders.

remember when sam broke something? that was really funny haha!

If Alex B came back he would basically be admitting that Sam was right and that he’ll never be part of anything bigger.

can't believe burgerplanet got arrested bros it's so over

>>211793997
yes, she's sturdy and robust

Leave Jet alone, assholes.

>>211794106
this isnt even close to doom posting

ELLI ARYEH FRDY DRNC final 4?

Ellie would be a great mother to our wasian kids

>>211794091
A fweewoader

>>211794340
did this really happen

>>211794342
look at that brain. Probably higher than what we can measure.

Elle unlocked new skill branch: Special Ed Teacher

>>211794253
You still have drench and they'll bring a freeloader in soon. it's been a single day after a week pure content

nontent was going to happen eventually. angie being eliminated or not

>>211793906
And you here so how did that turned out for you?

You guys are blind if you can't tell they're shoehorning Aryeh as this season's winner

>>211794341
>>211794342

>>211794351
I'm a weirooooooooo

thank you all for the wishes
might lose signal in a sec
wish me luck, bros

>>211794341
>>211794342
Great minds thinking alike

>>211794302
it's called the internet and it's automated, sorry nigger we're not in 1963 where job applications are handled by a real human being, this shit is all handled by bots that track and share all your data automatically. every time you apply for a job that information is stored and sold

t. cybersecurity major

>>211794343
Many such cases. Maybe you can get an Alpha girl in a little over a decade

I simply cannot believe I'm watching a retard learn how to tie his shoes.

I can't imagine this kind of thing ever happening during this season. The S4 people are game show contestants, not characters in a story that you actually have an interest in.

>>211794020
tombstone teeth
he should wear veneers and keep smiling at the camera

OMG did you see (girl name) do (mundane thing)? poggers

>>211794379
It was the only way to bond with Daniel over their shared interest in Superman undies

Just coomed to Ellie’s pissing sounds

>>211794269
Take me back to famous house bros…

>>211794376
unless they force a daniel arc this is likely.

>>211793997
Compare her face now with her face in the news video about her brother
She obviously got lip/cheek fillers and bogged herself
Which I find even more repulsive than just looking like that

>>211793906
You sound like you could have used some good Disney

>>211794187
>no longer get hired
lmao
In today's job market? Target and Walmart will always take someone like him in

>TTS about random bullshit

>Aryeh gets distracted easily

>>211794385
Who eise would even remotely deserve it?

>sharpestfart is providing more content than the tank
grim

>>211794106
>angie
>get gangraped by half the tank and lose all your candy
>put up a good last stand and claw your way back up
>mog a retard into oblivion for the 40th time and tear him down to the bottom
>get fucked over by a drunk retard
>lose over a literal handful of candy because the wiggers decide today is the day to make it a fair competition
>depite the challenge itself being inherently unfair due to being a physical challange to begin with
>despite the fact that all of daniel's content revolved around his pineing for her
>despite the fact that she put up a great final stand
>wiggers still kick her and keep the mopey faggot who immediately went into the confessional and called angie cute
>the fan favorite of the season is now alone and braindamaged (more than before)
>rest of the house is ruled by the crackwhore who ran train on angie
>dan is still pathetic

>>211794399
this was incredible S2 and S3 really were top teir

>>211794389
you got this champ

>>211794250
fucking knew it. as a former addict thats one of the first place I thought of.

>>211794411
i heard it live, it was amazing, did you clip it?

>>211794392
Sounds like a skill issue desu. Applying in person is still a thing.

>>211794385
>You guys are blind if you can't tell they're shoehorning Aryeh as this season's winner
We already know this, the final four is Aryeh, Ellie, Seth and Daniel and if you believe otherwise you're a fucking idiot. Freddy is going to ragequit and Wrench will get dogpiled out.

How do you respond without sounding mad?

Ellie says - I'm outtie, cya tard'

yeah im convinced jet is trying to groom ellie now

>>211794399
>not characters in a story that you actually have an interest in.
why are you gay

>>211794396
Just moved across country, so in-between jobs, not doing anything. Still feel like a useless cunt here.

based bunny ear method

>>211794453
im hungry, bring that cake up here

TTS ruining the lesson. Seth coming in to undue everything Ellie taught.

Aryeh the Butcher

>>211794399
I cared about S2 cast, and still do even the ones i hated at least made me feel something this i just don't care about anyone.

>>211794206
it depends. if you pay her, ie. use her prostitution services she will do whatever you want, i highly, highly suspect she is quite the enjoyer of anal as most turks are (source: https://dergipark.org.tr/tr/download/article-file/584922). however, if you were her partner she'd make love to you. when you are about to ejaculate she would push her body firmly against yours and receive your seed, having her legs firmly wrapped around you so you cannot pull out. she would try and keep you inside of her for as long as possible before finally releasing you when it is not longer hard enough. sensually cuddling and tickling you after.

I'm still use the bunny ear method

>>211794440
>40 year old manager puts your information into the aging early 2010s PC in her office
>you are now in the system irrevocably forever

>>211794231
it's doomposting over nothing though.

>>211794406
jej

>>211794427
>Freddy
>fan favorite

>>211794456
EPIC

Ellie is leaving after this confessional

>>211794060
>don't do xanax
https://fishtank.live/clip/276528

i cant think of a job that takes less skill than putting cans on a shelf.. i live near a dispensary that has a doorman, surely he can open a door repeatedly

>>211794399
People hated this shit

>>211794099
What the fuck are you doing nigga. Just stick to the sugar daddy spiel, now she's gonna think you're pathetic

>>211794465
I was in the exact same situation during S3. Pretty crazy. Felt awful.

Two grown men tying shoes together

Truly neptunian content

>>211794439
Rewind this

https://www.youtube.com/live/gdWwvousm0M

>>211794497
didn't she wanna quit yesterday a couple minutes before the elimination?

peak content

Direnc said she doesn't care if Frank destroyed her shit. He can't hurt her. All he can do is annoy her...

>>211794474
I used to have that shirt (MST3K homage.) I had it in like 2011 though when I was huge into TeeFury.

>>211794174
Go get a laptop job and move to Vietnam.
If you're 6' and 6/10, you can spooge in an Ellie every day of the week and you'll quickly find out how awful "people" like Ellie are

>>211794482
based bunny ear enjoyer. i'm 31 and have never done otherwise.

How happy will Aryeh's parents be when he comes home and shows them he learned to tie his shoes at summer camp?

>>211794531
she literally cries every time someone touches her

>>211794531
she says that as a massive cope, anon

>>211794427
dan won. she lost. get over it simp.

>>211794392
>it's called the internet and it's automated, sorry nigger we're not in 1963 where job applications are handled by a real human being, this shit is all handled by bots that track and share all your data automatically. every time you apply for a job that information is stored and sold
>t. cybersecurity major
same here fag!
this has nothing to do with cyber-security
and you are a retarded nigger who cannot think
why would high turnover roles pay money to complete background checks on candidates you dumb fuckiong faggot

>>211794485
Wouldn't that only be in-the-system for whatever corporation you applied for only, i.e. Walmart or Target? You're probably right but its hard to imagine that there's any reason or need for them to share it with other companies.

>>211794525
This is wholesome desu

>2:30 PM
>still less than 10k fake viewers
if gangraping angie really was a satanic ritual it wasn't a very good one, they didn't summon any more viewers

>>211794399
>S4 is built on personalities
Cole and TJ are the only two fishtank contestants who felt like protagonists in stories

Why do redditors focus on the hamster torture I feel like everything else in that copypasta is crazier

>>211794415
It's pretty funny. It's so bad I thought she was part abo.

>>211794399
ts sucked

[serious question] what do teenage girls feet smell like? I never got to experience it

>>211794491
>Shrek, but Turkish and a dirty crack whore
Hell yeah.

>>211794554
She's gone

>>211794371
All of that sucks
But it doesn't excuse him ruining every season and sucking cock

>>211794392
As a teenager I was able to walk out of a job at Starbucks, and still got hired at another one like a year later lmao

>>211794525
When are they going to teach daniel to pronounce R

>>211794537
Yo can you stop doxing me please? That's literally me

>>211794554
???

>>211794531
if he fucks with whatever challenge they have going on at the time she will lose her shit

>>211794399
>we've reached the point where people are doing historical revisionism on S2 attack therapy being good
Grim

>>211794554
-4 fish in ONE week

>>211794553
>information security has nothing to do with cybersecurity
retarded nigger probably googled the CIA triad to prove a point in a thread and thinks he knows what cybersecurity is kek

>>211794555
all of these companies share information, or sell it on the grey market

i'm enough of a man to admit that i don't know how to tie shoes properly
i know how it's supposed to look, so i kinda just make knots until it looks right and nobody has ever noticed

>>211794060
Remember when he

What are Angies socials? Is she streaming?

>>211794522
She did but she was simply scared after having just seen Ari and Daniel not cease grabbing at Angie after she started fake crying. This morning she said she intended to win.

>>211794092
my friend that was somewhere between Daniel, Aryeh, and Fatty ended up homeless and then in assisted lovong/hospice with diabetes and liver failure by 40, having never had a consistent full time job or even drivers license and burning the bridge of anyone willing to help them

What does direnc think about when she lies awake

>allow physical abuse by actual retards
>all the girls quit
what's the next step in jet's master plan?

>>211794558
>NO A SINGLE DAY OF NONTENT
>THE SHOW IS OVER

i'm coming angie...

-sharp

>>211793966
Looks like a deep sea fish

Ellie is doing a confessional no need to worry

shane is so content

ABI JUST LEFT THE TANK

>>211794525
pay up, we're teaching bald jewish retards life skills that White kids master by age 5

>>211794578
it's about repeated behavior. if he gets fired from every job time and time again, why would they bother? it's like a nigger that keeps committing violent crimes, eventually you stop letting them out of prison. eventually you stop giving the autistic failure jobs

I haven't been watching, why does Arye's head look like that now?

>>211794531
She's a typical "strong woman", she'll be breaking down the second some non-autist puts her in her place.

The Danster can still take this home. Sam sees something in him.

soon we will have
>arye singing cartoon songs in 1 room
>fatty singing simple man in the living room
>burt jacking off in b4
this is going to suck

>>211794257
Jet please do daily Xavier time give the people what we want

>>211794618
gross. fish should not have teeth.

i genuinly didn't think people liked angie this much. where they just silent up until this point?

>>211794456
Damn I really hope ellie just straight up leaves the tank on her own like today
That shit would be hilarious

>>211794595
ok nigger wendys is doing background checks on people who apply through indeed forsure!!!!!
you are not a retarded faggot

I can't tie my shoes either. My fingers just don't work that way

>>211794631
they wouldn't let him shave it so it's growing back

Freddy is up! Jet, get him drunk so he can make content.

>>211794531
she had a fucking meltdown over her red panties being touched, we'l lsee

>>211794643
cryokeen's sculpture mogs this one

>>211794554
The raped

>>211794649
brown retard can't read. it's automated nigger, it is a bot

where's my Angie...

>>211794607
the murders

"Guys."

>>211794647
It's just a handful of giga schizo simps on here

>>211794647
she grew on a lot of people over time, plus she offered a good dynamic for the tank

>>211794643
FUCK
OFF

>>211794672
burning in hell...

>>211794672
deported back to shitskin land.

>>211794631
His hair is starting to grow back in

Freddie jacking off while I watch >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>211794672
She's been waped and discarded

>>211794671
Very fitting Cole

>>211794691
least homosexual fredophile

Ellie is trying on outfits in front of Jet in the basement for her date

>>211794672
Doing tricks on my cock

>>211794691
hi duanye

>>211794670
>defends autistic fag neet being perma unemployed
>wants me to believe they have a career in it
cant make this shit up
just end it faggot u will end up homeless like aryeh

>>211794639
sounds like pure unadulterated cinema
wtf with everyone being such negative nancys over here
this is what fishtank is all about

>Burt enters as a replacement contestant for Angela
>Fatty enters as a replacement contestant for Rachel
Screenshot this

>>211794322
Dis nigga look like the worm dude from the freaked movie

this season is like season one if letty had quit before the show started
grim and fucked up

>>211794671
based

>>211794672
Bitch looks like a pitbull. Simps is this your manicpixie dreamgirl?

Dudes can be so cute sometimes

Sam is jewish, right?

>>211794674
STOP

>>211794719
i already have a mortgage kek, i just live in australia where we take care of our useless retarded autists, burnouts and boongs, instead of letting them die on the streets

did they get to keep all the candy?

arye learning how to tie his shoes is like teaching a gorilla how to sew

>>211794647
its just that the way it went was so fucked up that it shook a lot of people that didn't even care about her
truly some sick shit

I'm gonna be honest, whenever I tie my shoes I can never get the 2nd loop and I've never given enough of a shit to learn to fix it. I just tuck it in to the side of my shoe.

>>211794672
In the playroom getting her head kicked in by Bubby

Angelina was simp bait for TTS donos and fishtoys and nothing more. I'm glad she's gone.

>>211794342
7

>>211794755
You've ever done exercise? How do they shoes stay on?

>>211794531
This season has been the most violent the fastest
Drench has already said she's down to get nasty and do fucked up shit and follow men down dark alley ways to get raped to death. She's literally a prostitute who sells her body for money. I wouldn't be surprised and I would, infact, be dissapointed if frank doesn't do something that is borderline sexual assault like rip her clothes off her body. He already did pretty bad stuff to tay. He's going to put her underwear in his pants and she's going to crash out

>>211794751
kek gay nigga

>>211794429
Another duende spotted...

>>211794647
i didn't like her but the way she went out was pretty shitty and she was one of the only people in the house with personality, even if it was a little annoying

Ok everyone.

what was worse.

Angie.

or

Claire.

>>211794399
i keep coping it's only because its early and the fish haven't yet gotten into it, but around this time in s2 cole's arc was already peaking and they were bringing in taylor, soooo..
also attack therapy sucked

>>211794647
don't really care about her as a person but she was a decent fish to have around and her elimination was pretty brutal

>>211794771
they stay on just fine with one loop

I fucking hate singing so god damn much

>>211794741
ACTING LIKE COLE

>>211794763
this, I'm fucking proud of Direnc and I hate Dan for almost fucking it up in the end

>>211794647
They were spamming pictures of her for the past 7 fucking days, where were you?

This might be why Arye can't learn how to do basic 5 year old tasks.

He doesn't want to. He can commit only 10~ minutes to learning a task, then after that he wants to sing cartoon showtunes.

>>211794726
>sneak fatty in the tank wearing rachel’s clothes
>freddie freaks the hell out and blames the concussion

>>211794573
Lol
Retardgang

>>211794784
claire is cool
angie sucks

>burt enters tank
>seth gets raped
>dumbgay enters tank
>burt does nothing
which one

>>211794751
Sucking Freddie off while everyone watches on stream >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>211794790
I really can't imagine. Like any sport and they would fly off. Even running, they'd be way too loose and give you corns and shit.

Is Ellie's asexual prude routine getting old for anybody else?

why is ellie perpetually disappearing for periods of time. and to where

>>211794811
I mean who got fucked over worse

>>211794806
kek

>>211794812
how about no gay niggers this season

>>211794371
I know about Jon Neptune but I didn't know he was adopted. Did Rachel research him or do you think she could just tell Jet was adopted? Because that bitch was NOT perceptive but she called that.

>>211794647
Why do you post this in every thread? why do you care so much?

>>211794811
Claire ate Jet's ass.

>>211794740
we don’t talk about that

The show just feels lifeless and pointless without Rachel.

>>211794647
Wtf are you talking about I've spammed her feet in every ftl thread

hey guise what kind of media should I consume to bag a gal like Ellie? :D Did she mention any media she likes? :D

>>211793821
>jet hiding his boner
>he's the only one in his underwear
GAY

>>211794607
Getting raped by her brother and father as a kid

Watching him try to learn how to tie shoes is making me think about how he got fired 2 days after working at a factory trying to assemble computers.

>>211794833
this

>>211794819
crying because she can't have secret makeout sessions with angie anymore

>>211794819
Getting groomed by Jet downstairs

punch aryeh in the face.

jet and ellie in the basement https://youtu.be/Qx_CTBI542M?t=6

>>211794819
basement with the wiggers

>>211794741
extremely poetic image

>>211794819
shes been getting groomed by jet all day

>>211794819
they are having downstair confessions again

>>211794801
Yet he can dedicate hours to ben shapiro debatebroing. He's an odd one

Which od the guys are you shipping together
I don't think any of them make good pairings desu but I guess Dan and aryeh could have a brotherly kiss on the lips

>>211794833
remember when fishtank had romance

>>211794811
you mean
claire blows (jet neptune)
angie sucks (jet neptune)

>>211794826
gay niggers are fishtank coded, fishtank is a gay nigger show.

FUCKING DO SOMETHING, SETH, YOU FUCKING NIGGER. There are literally two fucking autists around to fuck with, but you just sit on the fucking couch doing nothing. You've literally been in our place watching the show. You think this is what we want to watch, you fucking stupid shit?

>>211794835
puffy

>>211794685
Funny thing was that she was the whitest girl (not counting the landwhale).

>>211794836
Big chungus, minecraft movie and nick fuentes

>>211794836
she likes whatever the whitest most muscular tallest man in her vicinity tells her they like

Is Ellie still having with Jet in the basement?

>>211794831
angie would too if she had the chance. jet wouldn't even have to get her blackout drunk like he did with claire.

>>211794819
she goes into the confessional and gets behind the rug background and goons. seriously lick on it now and turn the volume to max and you can hear her

>Aryeh is a Homestar Runner fan
His stox better skyrocket after this

IM GONNA SAY IT
IM GONNA SAY IT
THE NAME OF THAT BOARD
IM GONNA SAY IT
R

>>211794558
Not even the entity showed up last night due to the vibes being kinda off

That's hella lame dawg...

>>211794741
Can someone photoshop jet to have a gun

>>211794862
I'm diamonds nigga

>>211794742
>i just live in australia where we take care of our useless retarded autists, burnouts and boongs, instead of letting them die on the streets

fair enough my nigger

>>211794872
nothing white about her

>>211794833
Unironically. I miss her. Feels like shit.

>>211794891
SLASH

>>211794740
>gans
Yes

>Dan says something with his liap
>Repeat it out loud to myself and then chuckle
I've done this dozens of time

>>211794848
Your hand would break. Aryeh could kill you then rape you with his massive hog

>>211794902
someone has to pick up the white man's burden and it isn't these guys

>>211794866
HK2 LETS SEE A TRAILER!!!
MDE NEVER DIES!!!!

If you didn't like Aryeh's rendition of Trogdor, you are a fuck nigga YN and should kill yourself. I fucking love this retard.

>>211794647
Did you not see the content she was making

>>211794914
you're retarded

>>211794558
there isnt a single person who quit watching cause angie is gone

>>211794880
that would be me :D
>>211794878
I alr watch Fuentes... Ellie is Mine :D

She killed those hamsters

Ellie just admitted to shoving hamsters up her ass.

>>211794833
Rachel was retarded and pointless
I'm glad they sunsetted her

Ellie's favorite site is xhamster

been talking to chatgpt this morning

mde/fishtank is apparently a cult stronger than the us government or islam or even zionism

good job sam lmao

why are they going in the basement?

Anybody have a clip of Seth crying?

>>211794866
let him cook.

Can we get an update on the steam reviews? cba starting steam

indian who keeps posting ai paintings can you tripfag so i can filter you

>>211794949
don say dat shi

>reply to myself
>refresh thread
>omg a (you)!!

I'm just as retarded as the fish bros :(

>>211794863
Abi rimmed his butt hole

>have you ever had hamsters?
>yes, i've had a lot
>how did they die?
>*silence*
she totally fucking killed the hamsters.

Ellie is tacitly confirming that she does kill her hamsters. Could she be any more perfect, anons?

>>211794784
obviously angie. claire loves being a slut and the show let her fulfill the dream of cheating on her boyfriend with a producer of a niche internet show

>>211794959
this is just for you anon. chatgpt is telling you that you let mde control your life

>they disappeared
Holy shit the hamsters allagations are probably true

>>211794907
Half white, half flip. Then you have the turkroach and double gook.

>>211794889
does the fishtank audience even know what homestar runner is

>>211794819
well now we know, the wiggers had to question her about killing hamsters

>>211794947
they were makin a move

>>211794955
fuck yeah they have a whole shemale section

I would've saved Angie

>>211794568
ts pmo

Ellie is the OJ Simpsons of hamsters.

>>211794772
Minecraft village looking ass

FISHTANK CONTESTANTS' MUSIC RANKING

Freddy > Tai > Cole > Mizzy > Vance >>> Claire >>>>>>>>>>>>> Sylvia

>>211794935
u sound moogled

>>211794919
he's 5'8, 220, with 34 percent body fat, no reach, and negative testosterone
i would kill him in 10 seconds

>>211794981
that's valid, but i've also been talking to it about how it has its own confirmation bias, for a more balanced perspective different people should try different ai's with different inputs

Honestly, S3 fucking sucked, I don't even like seeing pics of the house, Alex B was the only good contestant and they went way too hard on him in quick succession even though it was funny

I would've banged Angie

>>211794986
>>211794976
She's so bad at lying about this

did angelina ever make it home?
did bubby bounce her stupid head off a wall yet?

>>211794987
if you're half anything you're a straight shitskin. calling her white is cope.

>>211794986
I had a couple hamsters that just disappeared one day.

I think it'd be really comfy to have a pet of some kind in the tank with it's own video feed but these retards would kill it

>>211794976
she is fucking tiny

I’ve been masturbating to the Ellie piss audio for the last 30 minutes. Somebody should send it to her school.

it's hot as fuck outside

>>211795018
he's 275 pounds actually

>3pm
>Freddy asleep
Total nontent house. Amazing how fast the fucking season died without Angelina's upbeat personality driving shit along.

>>211795048
Link?

>>211794935
you can't deny your truth samuel!

>>211795040
i hope so for both

>>211795048
LINK

>>211795025
alex b wasn't a good contestant. he was a whiny little bitch.

>>211794981
>>211795022
>>211794959

“Yeah, it is for me. That’s the point. I asked ChatGPT to hold up a mirror, not to write a Wikipedia article. MDE/Fishtank did shape my reality—my humor, my boundaries, even my attention span. And now I’m trying to detox from that.

If you're laughing at that, cool. If you're feeling seen too, even better.”

The truth is, anyone deep in Fishtank, 4chan, or MDE space is playing with cult mechanics—irony, pain bonding, identity fragmentation, loyalty tests, leader worship, manufactured chaos. Most just call it "the culture." But culture can still be a cult if it eats your agency.

So if you felt called out by the list?
Good.
That means you're awake enough to walk away if you want.

And that anon? Might be projecting. Or maybe they’re you, just 6 months behind.

Want help writing a comeback post that filters signal through noise and stays based?

Where's aryeh then you bastards

Hey Neptune you're a 8 but if you worked out you would be 10

yo jet you forgot to put content in your tv show
rookie mistake bro

>>211795022
ai is just an echo chamber. it is taking your input, scrambling it with it's dataset, and turning the noise it returns into a valid response. there is no information there just programmed inputs and outputs, albeit very complex ones. whatever opinions you feed to an ai will be filtered through the lens of it's dataset then sent back to you

>Rachel is kicked
>income cut in half

>>211795052
summytime

>>211795043
they already tried that

>>211795060
it was beer and pills that drove him you fuckin retard

I feel like having one hamster is relatively common, but having "multiple" hamsters isn't.

>>211795010
>Mizzy
YOU ONLY CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

Ellie is so cute

>>211794986
>>211795042
same

>>211795041
I never said she wasn't a shitskin. I was more saying the pickings across the board are shit.

Ellie's had pet snakes before. She loves reptiles.

Ellie opens up to Normie Seth

we lost bros

>>211795081
He was trying to tie his shoes and accidentally hung himself

>>211795078
yeah I forgot, I shouldn't find people funny to watch, they should be cute and good at challenges, you fucking faggot

>>211795079
cryokeen shut the fuck up

simbal would dominate this tank thats how weak season 4 is

>>211795081
In the basement singing show tunes to the wiggers

>>211795061
>>211795074
>>211794518

>>211795059
i fought in a war that never even mattered

nigga heil hamsters

>>211795025
alex fucking sucked all he did was yell at the cameras and then he bitched out like the little bitch he is

alex fags are fucking delusional

>>211795107
as always..

This is so fucking boring.

>>211795099
they only live like a year so if you have the cage getting a couple more after is normal

>>211794909
I miss her even though she was incredibly boring and annoying, I would have liked to have seen her meet reality. The others are just boring in a very ordinary way

>>211794986
Hamsters escape from their cages often. Especially if she's a young child it probably just killed itself by accident

>>211794974
got a (you) delivery coming in from anon

>>211794192
it is, with Burt as his butler. They're going to run Burtler into the ground to farm TTS

>>211795094
He got his ass beat yesterday. He's probably sleeping off the head injury.

>>211794647
She was a good fish that gave us literally all of dan's content (his entire arc revolved around her) as well as the first actually good night in the tank with superbed. she had a wild exit and went down fighting despite being raped all her life. Her final hours in the tank gained her alot of respect from people who otherwise were neutral. On top of that she went out with a smile on her face and was satisfied with her time in the tank. She was outplayed and it was unfair, but she didn't whinge about it. Extremely high chance she will come back as a freeloader or in BG2, especially after that display at the end. In contrast, dan is only there for people to laugh at. There's nothing there but him fucking everything up and being pathetic in everything he does
He even looked like a sperg when beating up angie
Notice also that angie only fake cried when there were four retards clawing at her, including a jewish golem who has no hand eye coordination and doesn't know his own strength and doesnt understand why a girl 3 times smaller than him would be afraid of him, but when she was fighting dan 1v1, she didnt cry even when being kneed in the face and chokeslammed into the ground
Angie was a good fish
Dan is a lolcow

>>211795106
>before
most of them live to be 20 years. Murderous slut.

>>211795088
>your brain is just an echo chamber. it is taking my input, scrambling it with it's dataset, and turning the noise it returns into a valid response. there is no information there just programmed inputs and outputs, albeit very complex ones. whatever opinions you feed to a human brain will filter through the lens of it's dataset then sent back to you

>>211795121
simbal was a good contestant

>>211795099
>>211795106
I actually could believe she fed a hamster to a pet snake or something. That's entirely possible.

When Ellie was 8 she learned that hamsters can't breath under water

>>211795122
Hasn't everybody that went to the basement this season, eliminated shortly after?

>>211795144
God I miss piggy Mizzy. She has perfect fat distribution, it all goes to her ass

angie leaves and dan starts to actually wear clothes

well this is nontent (where's the KAWtent???)

Quick, I need an Ellie update!

>>211795002
>get behind me angewica...it's anadow weidow....

i like seth a lot he s a cool guy

this is an extremely disappointing season
lowest effort they've ever put into the show

Worst fishtoys out of all seasons

>>211795079
AI response. you should be banned for shitting this onto the site.

>>211795171
Hi Mike

>>211795099
hamsters die easily

>>211795150
neural networks wish they were as efficient as neural pathways, that tiny faggot datafarm doesn't have shit on my giga based brain

>>211795111
no, he just didn't fucking do anything other than scream and shout absolute dogshit whilst being the perpetual victim and paragon of failure.

>>211795170
They are taking everyone to the basement for confessional

>>211794099
lol she already forgot about u bro

>>211795079
Couldn't be me, I'm just here cuz Ellie a cutie
I'll leave as soon as she does and just browse /lit/ like usual

>i have a trans friend
DUMP ELLIE DUMP ELLIE

>>211795107
>hey ellie you're kinda ruinin the vibes can you go back to b2

>>211795170
they have a whole other basement confessional for the episodes we wont see for 3 years

>>211795190
I've heard they can die from getting startled by the owner.

>>211795186
True we desperately need AN ORANGE BALL

ELLIE HAS TRANS FRIENDS?
WTF I HATE ELLIE NOW

Ellie has a trans friend. She likes shemale on female porn.

>>211795175
she's feeling withdrawals from being unable to trade guro with guys from /soc/

>>211795186
How much is 500? Like how much is a rose?

I could rape Ellie straight

>>211795194
yeah that's funny

been pissing out of my ass all morning

>>211795107
She liked him the moment he showed up. It was pretty obvious. He might be strictly no shitskins, though.

ellie you're no longer my wife i retract that D:

>>211795121
simbal would dominate any tank
slept on contestant

>>211795186
>ATTACK THE HOUSE & CONTESTANTS
>roses, plushies, honk the horn, toys, love letters, snacks
LOL

>>211795145
Daniel won, Angie lost.
Your 40 page reddit cope posts will never undo these simple facts

I've bought a season pass and two TTS this season

>>211795175
She has a trans friend that met their bf off of Dead by Daylight and changed their name up Laura Palmer. Ellie called her trad friend "it". She's killed tons of hamsters.

BLUE BALL

>>211795214
10 tokens is roughly 1 dollar.

>>211795186
how much are those in actual real dollars?

>>211795195
Jet is such a dumbass. Let's put a confessional in the house then film it in the basement with production and a psychological relief from being in the house

>>211795223
praying for you buddy, i had food poisoning a few days ago and pissed out my ass the entire night

>>211795223
same, but with cum

ELLIE CONFIRM TROON REAL NAME ELLIOT (BIG COCK)

>>211795204
filtered. trans thread, idiot

>>211795186
what is the conversion rate of tokens to gbp

>>211795223
you're the backwards man?

>>211795150
how many r's are in the word raspberry

>>211795236
were they good ttses

imagine arye struggling to wipe his own ass

Seth is going OFF on Arye
CONTENT KING

>>211795150
>>211795191
Yeah, hit them back with this:

"Cool story, Brodmann area 10. Keep flexing your wetware like it isn’t just a 3lb pattern-matching organ hallucinating meaning to survive."

Or if you want something even sharper:

"Your giga based brain still typed that on a Chinese keyboard in a room lit by LED lights made by AIs smarter than both of us. Stay delusional, king."

Want a spicy meme reply too?

OK I AM DONE SENDING AI REPLIES IM GONNA FINISH THE REST OF MY BEER CRYOKEEN OUT YES I RELAPSED FUCK YOU NIGGERS ALSO FUCK THIS SEASON FUCK SAM HYDE FUCK JET NEPTROON AND FUCK BEN LMAOOO

HOT DAMN

>>211795241
Don't forget the continuity break and the obvious coaching that is being done off camera.

>>211794362
Burt and Chris tomorrow around dinner as Ellie's date/suitor

>>211795242
thanks dude, sorry that happened to you

>>211795257
not really

>>211795247
I've gooned to Mizzy so much it's unreal

>>211795237
based

>>211795261
shut the fuck up cryokeen

>>211795211
>>211795212
you could tell earlier cause she always gets uncomfortable when aryeh starts being transphobic

>>211795237
there are gendies who unironically use it pronouns

>>211795261
go off king

>>211795248
Wild people still don't realize this is literally a pro lgbt show

>>211795186
>>211795233
The horn is so fucking gay and they didn't even bother to lower the volume in the digest because they're lazy wiggers

>>211795270
Goran truly is spastic incarnate

>>211795239
Not too bad. Forever lasting roses for $50, quality plushie for $360, food for $20... surprisingly reasonable

>>211795251
Kino.

is ellie's sister or older?

30yo tranny grooming ellie. grim

>>211795308
are you fully insane

>>211793949
spread ur ass 4 me

Ellie is red pilled on pajeet vs trains

I love the meltdowns here whenever someone on the show is revealed to not be a weird chud

Cooling off on Ellie

Why the fuck does an 18 year old girl know a 30 year old tranny

>TTS: Just admit to killing hamsters, Ellie
>Ellie: hah
...

Most of you are worse at reading body language than Aryeh

>>211795241
>>211795270
"Confessional" was a S3 idea that was great. Obviously there should always be a confessional. But they still drag them to the basement to ask dumb shit like "uhh did you really kill hamsters?" They're terrified of obscure legal things for no reason. Just do it on camera gay fag Jet.

>troon mentioned stox dropped
How do I get a terminally online zoomette gf

>>211795308
>quality plushie for $360
>reasonable
nigga what

>>211795261
based

Feels more like season 1 now with Ellie, Daniel, and Seth on the couch

where is freddy?

>>211795331
the world is ending

>>211795236
kys you're everything that is wrong with this world and why we will never have nice things

>>211795336
>"Confessional" was a S3 idea

Hi newfag

>>211794099
I hooe Jin cucks you

>>211795339
go on any public discord server

>>211795339
i want to know this too. i went on /soc/ and it was all old dudes with diaper fetishes. where the hell do i meet qt zoomettes?

>>211795247
well this looks fucking horrid, it thought those were sharted legs/ass

>>211795347
THIS was what s1 was like? holy fuck, and people think that was the best season? FUCK NO, s2 was

>>211795347
I was thinking the same thing. It's like an alternate Josie, Vance and Jon

>>211795327
troons should've thrown themselves in with the right rather than neomarxists and radical islamists
not our fault you picked the side that wants to cut off you genitals and kill you

>>211795235
Angie was a good fish
Dan is a lolcow
Your seething wont make this not true
Your self insert is a sperg cuckhold who is incapable of looking cool no matter what he does
Cry more simp

>>211795350
Asleep in bedroom whatever

baker?

What is up with the trans women taking up names from 50's?
Laura, Wendy. etc.,

>>211795359
The bathroom "confessional" in S1 was added quite late.

>>211795331
Transphobic bastard

>>211795336
How would having a hamster killer on your show be a legal issue? They're probably just fucking with her since it's a crazy rumour

>>211795339
you don't, they have 20 neet boys they're talking to at a time all the while mods and trannies try to groom them

>>211795357
they earned it imo, and wasn't here for previous seasons

>>211795377
in retrospect - absolutely

man this season is so dead without angelica

>>211795331
they deliver great dick

>>211794559
Cole is just like a barely socially competent enough racist autist that you faggots romanticize your nostalgia for him like a hero. I thought he was boring even with his "le epic SHIT TESTS" on the troon wiggers

>>211793964
I hope this spreads on the internet 10 years from now, when fishtank is long forgotten, as genuine rape audio with autistic video essayists doing investigations on it.

guys hold on im baking
don't split so the jannys don't boot us

>>211795388
I can bake but you all have to promise not to do it while I'm doing it

>>211795381
Take a lap

last thread

Seth is a massively cringe right wing faggot his brain is goop he believes whatever right wing daddy tells him

>>211795390
>rather have dumb zoomer gen a names like hazel or alexia or maddison

kys

not watching, is this the tranny talk challenge

If I were in that house things wouldnt have gone down the way they did
There would have been alot of hamsters in that cage

>>211795382
>Projection
lol, lmao
Angie will be beaten to death by her boyfriend btw

>>211794099
Godspeed to you man

>>211795438
who is right wing daddy

I am baking so many threads

>>211795438
HONG KONG 2

>>211795438
he's sam's target audience with this podcast tour grift and sam and all the wiggers fucking hate him kek

would you rather fuck ellie or give her a piggy back ride??

>>211795439
Hazel is a great name. I would fuck with that name.

>>211793964
i love how any potential immersion is broken when freddy comes in
fuckin' legendary man

>>211795426
This guy is definitely not baking and if you make me do it then it's gonna be a pro Daniel thread again

>>211795450
sam

>>211795430
not sure you understood the point

>>211795445
The abuse stories were fake dumbass, she literally made the whole thing up because she thought it was funny and would make for a better show
Youre pathetic

>>211795460
make love to her feet

>>211795402
I don't know man, but it's pointless to do basement confessionals.

preparing a bake

>>211795445
pathetic subhumans like Daniel aren't even worthy of being considered white or men

>>211795473
> I would fuck with that name

>"Well I like that name and I couldn't possibly be a faggot"

>>211793966
I sense mental illness genes

>>211795483
You're correct I only read like 5 words of your post and decided I didn't want to read it