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>going as a trio of friends makes you a cuck
>going as a threesome makes you a cuck
the first one makes zero sense
the second one can kinda make sense if you think they're an unironic couple and you're emotionally needy, but like... literally speaking, wouldn't one of them would be the cuck rather than you because you're getting between their handholding and getting sexpressed by a hung nonny?