>>106997051
>Get a Macbook Pro
>Figure it out because it turns out fifteen years of Linux experience translate over to a willingness to learn new things
>Gradually figure out all the good programs to get through Youtube and brave retards that post here
>Don't actually dump my antiquated shit, keep its Gentoo install and use it when I'm taking a dump
Maybe your boomer friend would be a bottomfeeding retard no matter what operating system he used. Ever consider that?