How many dots in Life do I need to open someone’s urachus to cause them to piss out of their belly button like a disgusting freak to point and laugh at?

I just learned that I have an urachal sinus and this means the tube connecting to my bladder from my umbilical cord never closed properly and now it’s seeping a whitish yellow pussy watery liquid, which is LITERALLY urine travelling up my abs and flowing out of my sore ass belly hole.

I feel like a fucking mutant.