>Be United States
>Create highly competent, elite special forces group, Delta Force in 1977
>Model it after SAS, even have them help train the new group
>Send them into complete shit show in Iran
>Things go tits up because the Air Force and Navy can't get along
>Blame the elite Army unit
>Navy wants it's own elite unit
>Create SEAL Team 6 in 1980
>Because of the way the Navy works, inexperience & poor planning are baked into their DNA
>Send them on missions, they keep dying or fucking up in goofy and amateur ways
>>They even publish books and make movies about their fuck ups
>Their tendency to jerk themselves off for the media means they build a false reputation as the most badass, leet special forces group in the history of heckin ever
>Their fame & clout attract roided out faggot degenerates and undesirable psychopaths
>MFW Realize we can use SEAL Team 6 to do fake psyop missions acting as a distraction for real missions performed by Delta Force
