Thread 150358061

Remember the fallen edition

>sexday 22/08:
>ARG1
20:00 | Tigre x Ind. Rivadavia

>URY1
19:00 | Wanderers x Juventud

>COL1 (UTC-5)
22:10/20:10 | Llaneros x Dep. Pasto

>COPA COLOMBIA (UTC-5)
18:00/16:00 | Patriotas x Once Caldas

>CHL1 (UTC-4)
21:30/20:30 | Deportes Limache x O'Higgins

>BRA2
19:00 | Athletic x Chapecoense
21:35 | Criciúma x Novorizontino

>PRY1
18:30 | Nacional x Tembetary

UTC-3/[local time]

previous: >>150348585

information
https://rentry.org/copalib
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RIP Benigno

ANIME

is this the thread?

>>150358061 (OP)
>RIP Benigno
¿?¿?

>>150358146
'fraid so

You now remember Estevao

>>150358146
This is a CARPINCHO zone

don't watch gundam 00

You will never be Neymar Jr.

earthquake?

>>150358061 (OP)
Benigno is one of the covered up deaths of La Masacre de Avellanegra

He actually came back to life last thread until a blueflag immediately killed him again

*cums*

>>150358334
you have no proof that was actually him
I'll wait for the webms or is DOA

The chileanus is at my backyard as we speak

volve benigno no te plapeamos mas

why are indensindientes twisters so zesty

>>150358442
it's a villero thing

>earthquakes
>venezuelans
>independiente fans
>live in a pasillo
What did they do that God had to punish them so much?

Vives en un country

>>150357396
Vélez will save football and play Flu in the Recopa

I dont like when argentinains say avellaneda is another city, different from buenos aires

>>150358951
it's different from the autonomous city of buenos aires (CABA). avellaneda is part of the province of buenos aires (PBA) just like lanus or la plata

>>150358951
Duh, there's 2 avellanedas, one inside and another outside CABA

>>150358968
>>150358979
You should fix that

>boca, independiente, san lorenzo
ex clubs RIP.
>river, racing, velez
at the top.
why are things never balanced here?

>>150358396
Talk about yourself
I wanna spank his naked ass

>>150359017
At least they are all in top flight

>>150358951
yeah porteños always pretend they're not porteños

>>150358951
You'll get the gordo violado treatment if you make the smallest mistake that might indicate you conflated the congourbano with CABA in Buenos Aires. It really gets them worked up.

>>150359115
>porteño
white, wealthy and gay / femboy
>bonaerense
brown, villero and with 8 kids.
it's not that hard sheep fucker

>>150359104
This is how I see the world

>>150359137
all porteños

>>150359137
I only have 7 kids
it's bonarensover...

>>150359148
this dude has a lobizon

>Blackest latinx country and Canonically represented by blacks (Pele, Vini Jr, Ronaldinho)
>Economically inferior to Puerto Rico, Uruguay, Chile, Costa Rica, Argentina, and Mexico
>Now garbage in football, mogged by Argentina. 6th in the world in world cups per capita, behind even france (Uruguay, Italy, Argentina, Germany, France are all superior)
>Less culturally relevant than Mexico, chicanos and argentina
>Mogged in nobel prizes by Argentina, Mexico, Chile, Colombia, Peru, Guatemala, and Costa Rica
>Mogged in olympic golds by fucking Cuba (all time), Argentina and others (per capita)
>Mogged in catholicism (0 popes despite having the most catholics of any country - Argentina had a pope, USA has a fucking pope and every serious catholic european country has had one, most of them dozens or more)
>all this despite being the biggest LATAM country by far
>forced to shill enemy argie players to "own the firsties"
Why is brazil so painfully mediocre?
They're the biggest but they're literally NEVER the best at anything in latin america

ligou o bot de novo

please brazilian bros, I know you want to reply to him, please resist the urge

>its almost 5 and you’re about to leave
>really hot associate asks you for help with a document you were helping her out with days before

>>150359192
don't have sex with coworkers bro, it's a trap

>>150359192
You leave work at 5??????

>>150359192
>about to wank
>hot cousin younger than me asks me to help her with her english lessons
It happens

>>150359201
not usually but it’s Friday
I was planning to leave at 4

>>150359211
you shouldnt lust after your cousins

>>150359217
Who should I lust for

>>150359231
gordas

>>150359231
your sisters dumbass

Okay so who plays against Alianza Lima next week

>>150359211
>Inbreeding rates in Argentina are generally considered low but geographically varied, with the highest rates found in the northern and western regions, which often coincide with previously identified genetic isolates. A 1984 study of legal marriages in Buenos Aires showed a 0.677% frequency of first-cousin marriages

Which games we watchin bros
I really don’t want to help my co worker at all

Currently reading

Bros kingcobra dieded

>>150359296
Why did you take a picture of the screen you fucking wierdo? The print screen button broke?

>>150359332
Do you think I can access 4chin with my work computer using the work internet you fucking weirdo

what should i play

>>150359326
yeah it sucks, I felt really bad for his dad

>>150359326
never got it why people keep up with that tard

>>150359347
Front Mission 3

>>150359347
Factorio

>>150359357
because he was really entertaining to look at

>>150359347
Maken X for sega dreamcast

>>150359347
mineirinho adventures 3

>>150359347
anno 1404
best game ever
>>150359358
based facundo
>>150359370
based Rychileiton

>>150359326
What was his vaccination status?

>>150359296
Those are all interestimg games but I am specially curious about shit x santos

>>150359345
then use your phone to post the pic dumb centraca

>>150359347
The flute

>>150359370
Reenact your dreams of brazilian reindustrialization
Make zona franca de manaus great again

>>150359347
call of duty black ops zombies II

>>150359432
This. You should always do what random anons tell you to do.

>>150359370
im still not mentally prepared to play the expansion

>>150359347
Super mario rpg
Digimon world

>>150359432
You want to control how someone should shitpost?
You have a problem, wanting to control everything around you.

>>150356815
sort of

Ana castela and luan pereira support londrina
Common londrina W
Maringá dorks in shambles

>digimon world
>you need to do five billion different tasks with your digimon or else he turns into a literal pile of shit

>>150359502
What happened to the website

>>150359517
we don't deserve nice things

>>150359525
YOU dont deserve nice things after what you did
I have been the goodest boy this year to avoid another 2024 christmas incident

>>150359505
That's how it works in real life too.

>>150359543
I dont need to use a 30 year old text only walkthrough to understand what my irl creature is going to become albeitever

>>150359505
git gud

>>150359504
>Ana castela
beautiful black hair makes my dick hard
I'm going to fuck you so hard you won't be able to walk for a week

>alternate timeline where argentina and brazil turned into monarchies after independence
>year 2025
>an argentinian prince and a brazilian princess marry and conquer the rest of south america turning the continent into a genocidal world power

>>150359594
But we did do that
You guys were the ones with that "vicereinado" schizophrenia

Argentina becomes a monarchy but the House of Perón perpetuates itself in power.

>>150359594
I honestly don't understand any arg/br expansionist joke, your country is already gigantic, but I am more of a development autist

>>150359661
Mapfags schizophrenia and CIA agents trying to implant psyops on south american youth

With that being said we shall liberate french guyana from the evil croissant empire

>>150359661
Our lebensraum extends to the entire world anon.

i just want something to happen

Sadly for you
NOTHING ever happens

And if you try to make something happen we are going to kill you

My initiql intent was to found out if any team uses anteaters as mascots
I ended up discovering a saf (monterl roraima) that got to the final of the roraimense and is sponsored by a company that is listed in nasdaq

Explain peronismo and i will give you a answer if it should come here

>>150359731
i heard petistas are even worse because they are a full gay globohomo force and they started a cultural war in brasil with race and feminist stuff. literally the FIT if peronism/kirchnerism wasn't a thing

>>150359661
Nobody is dedicating actual emergy into that. It is just a fun mind exercize
I once read about a br guy who wrote an alternative timeline in which america balkanized after the civil war and paraguay became the dominant power in the continent and was way more humanized (obviously he was inspired by leftist delusions)

Everyone in this green zone is a porteño btw

Montevideo wanderers bros...

Tigre will lose this match.

Petismo is just regular liberal leftism but they larp as proletariat communists sometimes, Lula likes the aura of latin american socialists but he never does anything ever for Brazil to go on that path

I have no idea what peronismo is

How do I get finasteride in this cucked country? Do I need prescription? Any brands you bald eagles recommend?

Camisinha no perón evita menen

Peru es clave

What's the most favelado and poor club fanbase in brazil? Imagine if half the country were supporters of that club, and the goverment paid them to have as many favelado kids as possible and mug every middle class person they saw, that's peronism

>>150359832
flamengo from what ive heard

>>150359832
This is gibberish

What are the actual policies of peronismo

>>150359850
I wont tell you

>dude what is comunismo
>ok imagine if you had 4 feijoadas and then the government came and promised you 8 feijoadas if you distributed yours equally with juninho that has been homeless for 4 decades

>>150359871
>ok imagine if you had 4 feijoadas
You lost me.

>>150359850
Those are the policies. If you don't believe me look it up

>>150359767
my town is very slightly over the dark green part

erm.... ok, imagine you have 2 hecking cows

sexo with girls with rioplatense accent

>>150359850
>actual policies of peronismo
ok i'll tell you. you basically don't do shit for 4 years and 2 weeks before the election you start giving "free" food, refrigerators, microwaves, ovens, stoves, etc and then you win with 55% of the votes. then repeat

Thats not policies nigga thats a little story you just made up

You're not imagining the cows.

>>150359789
P-please respond...

>the peronism mind virus has entered a brasilero
assustador

that's literally what they do in my county though

>dude what is fascism?
>ok so first imagine 3 small pigs and then a big bad wolf

thats what women used to be about

>>150359949
ah I see you've also read the book

>>150359946
>brasileiro
he is obviously a rich kuka defending the "national and popular" movement from another country. you wouldn't believe how many of them are living in spain and norway these days

>>150359661
Reddit, Paradox and countryballs ruined an entire generation of Brazilian autists.

>Peronism: Policies and Ideology

>Peronism, or Justicialism, is the political movement inspired by the ideas and leadership of Juan Domingo Perón and his wife Eva Perón in Argentina. Since the 1940s, it has remained one of the dominant forces in Argentine politics.

>Core Ideology

>* Third Position: Seeks a middle path between capitalism and communism.
>* Populism: Strong bond between the leader and the masses, especially workers (descamisados).
>* Nationalism: Emphasis on sovereignty and independence from foreign powers.
>* Corporatism: Workers and employers organized under state-led structures to reduce class conflict.

>Economic Policies

>* State Intervention: Central government involvement in economic planning.
>* Import Substitution Industrialization (ISI): Promote domestic industries by limiting imports.
>* Nationalization: Railways, utilities, and banks brought under state control.
>* Redistribution: Higher wages, subsidies, and strong labor protections.

>Social Policies

>* Social Justice: Expansion of labor rights and stronger unions.
>* Welfare State: Programs in health, housing, education, and pensions.
>* Women’s Rights: Eva Perón championed suffrage (won in 1947) and political inclusion.

>Political Style

>* Strong Executive Power: Concentration of authority in the presidency.
>* Union Power: Trade unions as central political allies.
>* Authoritarian Tendencies: At times, suppression of press and opposition.

>Legacy

>* Three Principles: Social Justice, Economic Independence, Political Sovereignty.
>* Flexibility: Peronism includes left-wing, right-wing, and centrist factions, all claiming Perón’s legacy.
>* Influence: Still a central force in Argentine politics today.

>In short: Peronism is a nationalist-populist movement promoting workers’ rights, state-led development, and sovereignty, while maintaining flexibility that lets it shift between left and right depending on leadership and context.
So TLDR its just argentinian vargas

>going to argie restaurant for dinner
>owner has german sounding last name
hmmm

>>150359999
nobody gives a shit about the principles. you basically can be a libertarian or a commie and say you are a peronist only to get the votes. that what men*m did in the 90s and what the kirchners did in the 00s. they love to larp as getulio vargas but these days they are exactly the same that lula or pedro sanchez

>>150360007
this is a normalfag westoid meme though. i have german ancestry as well but they came here after WW1

>>150360031
>nobody gives a shit about the principles. you basically can be a libertarian or a commie and say you are a peronist only to get the votes.
Yes thats exactly what it says on the text

>>150359832
We make fun of Flamengo but there is a secret truth

rate our new team

>>150360050
>sport
that's kinda expected, sport is from merdeste, that place is sub saarian africa level. But everything will improve once they fully convert do judaism

>>150360056
Better than Apezil

>>150359347
Dominions 6

>>150360056
Congrats on getting rid of all the old farts

>>150360056
Still grim but better than before

>>150360056
no vidal????

>>150360065
Being born in the northeast is already bad enough. Imagine willingly converting to judaism on top of that. It's like a race to become God's most hated human.

>>150359347
Sonic frontiers

are the psp god of war games good?

>>150360101
no

What's so bad about nordeste. Looks comfy

>>150360101
only god of war 1 is good though. it had the perfect ending

today my boss kept making jokes about the girls in my team hitting and bullying me and I had to fight the urge to say "god I wish" because that would make me look like a weirdo

>>150359850
tax everyone's asses to hell and back, make it proceedingly harder for a company with white collar workers to be capable of getting rid of dysfunctional or lazy bastard workers forcing them to become more worthless and inefficient among the years, promoting nepotism and corruption to be able to have a job to pay taxes and if you cant get one that lets you do that, you are fucked either way.
proceed to also wipe your ass with pages of the constitution while incorporating new laws to keep making up ways to materialize money out of nowhere to give it to old men (for a few months), the disabled (for a few months) and to women (for a few months) to make them happy and vote for you the next elections.
whats that, you owe too much money to several banks and countries across the world and people dont like you for doing all the shit you did? not my problem, extend the payments to expire when the next retard in charge comes to be the president of this god forsaken hellhole while you hide in the shadows until the next elections or until someone records you doing something illegal.

>>150360113
nigga "el nordeste" is literally the brazilian matanza. they are all brown ignorant petistas living from welfare

GOW2>GOW3>>>GOW1>>>>>>>>literal dogshit>>>>>>>>ascension>>>>>>>dad of war

>>150360139
where is chains of olympus

>>150360147
I was planning on playing the psp games but my ps3 chipeada died a few months ago so I never could

>>150360134
sounds like lulismo

fuck a.nal
>>150360139
should I play in ps2 or ps3?

>>150360090
nigga go watch that video, is pure comedy. some paraiba was larping as jew for years and when he decided to go to a proper synagogue they didn't allowed him to enter lmao.
the other old dude "converted" to judaism in the 60s, became a rabbi and when faced a real jew he got called out and told that he wasn't neither a jew or a rabbi
the commentary section is also pure gold, people seem way more redpilled about them than i expected.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nfZdfkp5No

>>150360171
can't you emulate them? psp emulator runs on any toaster

>>150358011
Esse filho da puta é viado

>>150360174
pcsx2 nightly version

>>150360173
its like lulismo yes except at least you can excuse the average retard in Brazil for voting lulismo because its their first (and second) time making such a mistake.
for the better part of our history we were governed by peronists and the people who voted them never learned after their first mistake.
retirees got fucked over the hardest during peronist governments among all those years and they still voted for them and the ones that didnt voted for the other useless party that spends more time taxing middle class workers and complaining about shit on TV than governing (the Radicales/UCR/PRO).

>>150360194
Holy based

>>150360139
>GOW3>>>GOW1
wrong.

>>150360135
Go fuck yourself

nordeschino sentiu

>

>>150360174
Both are good, didn't have any issues with the ps3 ports

>>150360181
>can't you emulate them?
I could but my ps3 joysticks don't work on my pc for some fucking reason and my ps4 joystick died because I smashed it playing Crash bandicoot

>>150359728
They played copinha this year

>>150360194
I prefer playing in console tbqh, but thanks anyway.
>>150360229
got it, thank you

>>150360229
>I smashed it playing Crash bandicoot
lol based

>>150360113
>>150360135
I have nothing against the people, but the region is just a dump. The coast is nice but even there the absolute destitution is already palpable in the cities. Then you drive 1h away from the coast and everyone is just unemployable and living on welfare. They haven't had a real economy since São Paulo eclipsed them in sugarcane farming, they've been ruled by the same corrupt families since the 1700s, and even today everyone who wants a real job has to move to Rio or São Paulo. Which is an improvement to moving there to work in construction just to not starve like in the 1970s, but still. Northeastern states are somehow poorer than Amazon shitholes.

but how does this affect boquita

Jamundí >>> nordeste >>> congourbano

Source: cidade alerta

>>150360296
This is a joke. Anyone who subscribe to this should be put in a zoo.

>>150360341
at least 4 of those golds are not deserved

>>150360341
Theres a penetra here

>>150360350
You can say literally anything about nordeschi or rio de fevereiro and the stupidest people in this country will believe its 100% true without hesitation

>>150360367
I didn't know there were Independiente twisters in brasil

>>150360374
You are right. The problem is that foreigners here easily buy this exaggerated bullshit.

>>150360374
>>150360430
why do you keep trying to pretend merdeste isnt shit?

>>150360430
The new gringo psyop is that they genuinely believe the south is the best region of the entire country after being exposed to separatists/neonazis on the internet
>>150360438
Get off my cock and go watch your cidade alerta boomer

>>150360044
okay Facu Mengele

>>150360324
>>150360451
cidade alerta is regional programing, lmao your boogeyman doesn't even work

/copalib/ on sexday is always the most entertaining display of schizophrenia

>>150360462
listen man he was just a humble farmacist from baviera, never hurt a fly

>>150360463
You understood very well what i meant

Brasil: uma síntese

>>150360438
Why do you suck cock at midnight

Everything other than winning from this point is a MASSIVE pecheada

>>150360501
LDU takes all

Nordestinos have literally zero self awareness
If you have the misfortune of having to deal with these people on a daily basis you'll understand why their region is like that, why they always want to leave and why they ruin everything they touch

>>150360501
Riber will get raped against Palmeiras and Ensuciantes is just a meme filler team, so it's 2 vs 3 actually

>>150360533
you argies seem to overrate velesh, they can't be that good, they shat the bed hard last time

Brazilians fight against reality like Bokita fans swearing la septima is coming

imagine going to sleep and never waking up

friday night
nordeschino is dancing pisadinha rala tcheca
the sudestoide is seething in a dark room

>>150360556
the last time it was the worst velez of the last 60 years and they managed to get into semis. this time they have an ok to very decent squad

okay, but consider this

>>150360556
velez is big enough that we rate them but not big enough that we apply a proper or exaggerated offset to properly evaluate the rating like with river/boca (we always say river/boca are shit)

>>150360577
If only....

murio tigre

Kpop is the anime of girls
Every girls into kpop and dorama is a fucking idiot

>>150360701
TRVKE

The might of Liniers shall be released upon South America. The inferior peoples of the continent will prostrate before the Fortinero.

>>150360701
It's like Take That, Nsync, or Backstreet Boys, but for zoomers. Don't take it seriously.

>>150360701
Just like how every man into anime is a fucking idiot
Glad we agree

>>150360701
Kpop is gay and cringe
Anime is based and heterosexual

>>150360701
It's mostly just a phase, it's definitely a healthy hobby for teenagers, would rather have them dancing kpop shit in the parks while murdering everyone around with cringe than smoking, partying or worse posting in copalib

>"anime is based and heterosexual"
>exclusively only watches anime made for little girls and pedophiles
Hmmmmmm

>>150360910
>exclusively only watches anime made for little girls and pedophiles
Azumanga Daoih is a treasure for all mankind, you heathen.

>>150360925
azumanga daioh might be for pedophiles but it's not for little girls

>3 red cards
>2 goals on overtime
Hmmmm

>>150360910
Fuck you
Precure is literally the most copalib of all anime

>>150360907
>It's mostly just a phase
Anon I've seen treintañeras doing the stupid dances.

Used to like anime when i was younger until i realized all of these shows are the exact same with different coding of paint, and i dont mean on the sense of "hurrr durrr le yellow buggmen are all ze same hur hur" and more on the fact that they all have the same tropes repeated ad nauseum

Nobody cares, go blogpost somewhere else.

>>150361024
And why arent you doing the dances??? We pay you exactly to do that nigga

Happy birthday lautaro

>>150361047
thank you

i care and i will help you blogpost even harder

>>150361026
that's all entertainment, media, sports, politics
when you're young and impressionable you like everything, but being like that as a grown man is just being a brainless consoomer

Joao pedro and paquetá scored today

It doesn't matter if you like kpop, anime or tiktok, be grateful because your parents didn't name you lautaro, nahuel or joaquin

Ohiggins bros.....

Imagine being a grown man and not liking anything

My mom the other day told me she was going to name me Matias but changed her mind in the last minute, dodged a bullet bros

>>150361083
Amen. They did name my brother one of those and he turned out quite special.

Is the barraca player named tapia related to the sweaty neck?

>>150361064
Thats not what i mean, animemanga has a very bad problem of being derivative towards its own genre, other medias have this issue too like comics and games but sometimes you get true outsider art from these mediums, in animemanga this almost never happen

Miyazaki talked about this once, people dont make anime about stuff that happened to them irl or based on something they read, its all based on another anime that they saw before, which is why the repetitions of tropes are so bad

>>150361103
it's his son
to be fair he's not that bad a player

This guy is playing in messico now

>>150361083
>>150361097
>>150361100
>t. ezequiel

>>150361131
No lol nice try though

Universidad central won the abertura in venezuela
Cerro largo is leading in uruguay
Barracas leads its group in argentina

>>150361131
You will never guess my name.

>>150361177
>>150361186
>>150361141

have a close friend of your ever died? what would you do to cope with the pain, /copalib/?
asking just in case haha

>>150361206
Only person i know that ever died (aside from the usual grandpas dying from old age) was one nigga from school that left for another school and 6 years later we received the news he died in a confrontation aith the police

Idk about coping with pain desu i guess just letting yourself mourn is better than bottling everything

>>150361206
Not yet, no. I wouldn't know how to cope.

>>150361262
What if i die right now for unknown causes huh what would you do

>>150361206
one of my friends died when i was like 12. i was too autistic to understand and i kept playing vidya

>>150360177
aqulo não me parece ser coisa do bem

Too many larpers in this country, we need vargas again

>>150361250
Classic Brazilian biography

>>150361312
He was allegedly involved with drugs

>>150361272
Make the next OP in your honor (hulk bunda).

>>150361206
When Maradona died I felt like shit for the whole day
I couldn't believe it or do anything that day. I just spent all day in bed thinking about him

>>150361206
I think of him sometimes. Crazy to me that he’s no longer in this world.

>>150360643
Zero ball knowledge

Name 10 good things velez ever did

>>150361443
I can’t name only 10

Now name 10 good things flamengo ever did

Name 10 good things.

Me, you, that anon who asked first, benigno, velez

Name the 10 characters of your account's password

>>>/vg/536108591
We are on the leftmost column, our match is 20:20 UTC but it probably won't be at that exact time, I will keep you updated
Also they are asking us to submit a funny video related to /copalib/, I was thinking about colombian cuisine but I'm accepting suggestions

YA COPAMOS EL MARACANÁ
EL GALLINERO VAMOS A QUEMAR

>>150361498
Mine only has 8.

>>150361498
qwertyuiop

>>150361503
>funny video related to /copalib/
Perro in la cancha.

>>150361545
I have something even funnier.
Perro doing caca in la cancha

Tigre empatated.

>>150361503
Hulk receiving a red card
Botafogo players throwing their guy on the pitch
Deiverson falling becaise of the referee
Campeonato uruguaio highlights
That libertad goal against a.nal that the millos fan always posts
The cow in the middle of a peruvian game
Cavani missimg goals

>>150361503
https://youtu.be/CaMBl9CV9K8?feature=shared

>>150361566
Its ok anon its not your fault, its not your fault anon

>>150361618
Why are we like this

>>150361503
https://youtu.be/ujNewHqnW_M
https://youtu.be/fKK3y4M0cUg

>>150361503
That webm of the athletico twister showing his behind

>>150361685
No. Not this.

>>150361566
This is your fault. THIS IS YOUR FAULT

>>150361250
>>150361262
>>150361278
>>150361386
>>150361399
i see, it was shocking for me seeing a bro everyday, then one day his relatives were crying because he was going to be unplugged and after that day i was watching him inside a coffin
it happened fast and i feel doomed
thanks for reading my vlog, i dont know who else to tell this about

>>150361620
>>150361757
I'm not a tigrinho stfu.

>>150361691
:(
I just wanted paranaense representation

>>150361772
My condolences anon

>>150361772
I'm very sorry anon, I hope you can find peace in your memories with him.

>>150361772
sorry to hear that bro, RIP

>>150361772
>it happened fast
This is the weirdest part, life just goes on as usual after those things happen

Is Novorizontino the biggest pipocator in la B history?

>>150361852
Too early on the year to say don't you think

>>150361772
Sorry for your loss bro. My best friend and tocayo from fuchibol sub 13 got killed by a train in Barcelona. I wish I was trolling. His mom had emigrated years early and I remember she used to send the lastest Nikes for him to play with, was so jealous of those T90 II man. Eventually he joined her over there and, welp, it happened. DO NOT FUCK WITH TRAINS /copalib/!

>>150358061 (OP)
Centrla cordoba

Urgent Independiente x Universidad de Chile update: both teams are to be excluded from the Copa Sudamericana and banned from international competitions for three years. Hinchas sentenced to six hours of humor cearence.

Three years is crazy

>>150361862
No. They pipocated in 2022, 2023, 2024 and now they left the G4 again

>>150362047
It's one thing to choke at the end of the year but this year there's still a lot to be played
I agree with the general sentiment but I want to avoid as much reverse mufa as possible

>>150362060
They're trending downward, not upward. I don't see them geting promoted at the end of the year.

>>150361993
>>150362004
that's the fake report from yesterday, sanction is not out yet

>>150361949
Fun fact:

>>150362205
I mean yeah both teams are getting disqualified but I doubt it would be for 3 years

News just came: independente is going to be banned for life and relegated to argentinão serie e

>>150362221
Their trophies are also going to be given to huracan and aldosivi

Need Law sex while cantating San Lorenzo songs.

News just came: your mom's ass is so fat they thought she was hulk

should i do it?

ay genchi ay genchi meu cuzinho ficou bravo nessa janta demais

unironically my favorite phenotype. give one of those and a farm in paraguay and i solve the birthrate problem

>>150362428
You'll never have children, you disgusting nerd

Why are hispanics so dramatic? No wonder the events in avellameda unfolded that way

>>150362448
i'm sorry for being this way

>>150362461
I regret directing you to this page

>>150362428
Here is your song

>>150362461
That shit is more made up than Palmeira's titles.

Imagine getting rich and then going after paraguayan women
If they were this great, footballers would go after them

>>150362528
and what women do they go after instead? exactly

>>150362528
footballers aren't very smartest people
>>150362538
instagram whores filled with tattoos

>>150362428
>hurr durr I'm going to Paraguay to live in a farm living by cryptos and starlink while producing my own food

I had pizza and now I can't stop farting

>>150362373
no. go for a sober colourway

Bah alaskkinha é o terror né meu

>>150361782
>>150361799
>>150361827
>>150361844
>>150361888
thanks
its lame but whatever

>>150362657
i already have an black adidas (pic) but it must be almost 10 years old. i want something to wear with bright clothes. White shoes aren't adidas strong point

>>150362702
then just get another brand?

>>150362538
Bogged bottle blondes who look like Balneário Camboriú prostitutes

>>150362711
haven't considered it

>>150362547
>>150362728
wrong, they go for rosarinas

if i was a football player i would go for some italian mutt from argentina or brazil

>>150362776
Why limit yourself to one

Good night, copalib

¡TODO DEFINIDO PARA LOS CUARTOS DE LAS COPAS!

>>150362963
>todo definido
>*a definir

>>150362963
hold on riverbros, this one gonna hurt

>igor rabello
>martinelli
>facundo bernal
>martinelli
Fluminense is building a team of handsome white men and Congolombian ngubus

why are brazilians so gay

mark my words, if this guy decides to play football again, we're winning this copalib com os pés nas costas.
>>150363157
>gets mogged by Piquerez, Veiga and Mauricio

>>150363157
I said Martinelli twice but I meant to say Canobbio
>>150363241
Strong lineup too

>>150363344
>scores against your club
>steals your gf
>fucks leila

damn imagine if the rolls were reversed

>>150362963
>4 argie teams
We're so back

>>150363664
and only 1 will continue because there's a arg v arg match

>>150363664
>4
Is lanus not argentinian anymore?

>>150363694
was it ever?

>>150363694
more than racing and river for sure, but this is /copalib/ not /copasuda/

>>150363759
The name /sudakino/ you insolent brethen

>>150363772
i know buti thought cup sweat sounded funny

Copa swat

hoje tem COXA

2025 and this song still rocks

In brazil they call them niggabytes.

1024 black men
1 niggabyte

>>150364260
Last banheirao had 1.21 niggabytes.

Found a new big titty asmr bitch. Goodnight people.

Dominguez ladrón, I want to see Ferro vs Paranaense for copa B libertadores at 1.30 in the morning

>>150364358
Post link

>>150358968
Sooo... you could write "It's in l'anus de Buenos Aires that we week the browner and poor"... and that would be 2 times true?

>>150363694
We dont talk about it

You people dont want to talk about anything omg

Monos y judios

& the pedophile

Bom dia wagie
Vc tem de trabalhar enquanto Gabi Prioli e outras só precisam se maquiar e postar fotos no instagram fazendo propaganda

>>150366654
E falar a mesma merda inócua 5x no dia.
>bom dia

>Gabi prioli acorda no seu colchão de 36 mil reais e roupa de cama persa de 40 mil
>empregados já prepararam o café da manhã com produtos importados
>as 14h vai vir um maquiador para que ela faça mais um short reel para o instagram
>100 mil depositados na conta
>Leandro Karnal convida ele para mais um programa, onde o valor de mercado dela aumenta pois ela parece intelectual ao lado dele

Pq a vida dessa gente é tão fácil?

>amanhã diretor do Bradesco fala pra ela fazer mais um comercial de 20 segundos ao lado do Leandro Karnal
>Mais 200 mil depositados na conta
>A condição é que ela faça 2 posts no instagram sobre emponderamento feminimo e sobre a desigualdade social

>>150363926
Is Coritiba open-source? Damn, I'm becoming coxa now

Empresário que promete US$ 1 bi ao Corinthians responde ação de despejo.

Carlos Cesar Arruda, CEO da GSP Holding, responde um processo por falta de pagamento relacionado à locação de um imóvel em Alphaville, SP.

>>150368121
>noooooo this one is not valid because... Because is not, ok?

>>150368222
https://www.terra.com.br/esportes/palmeiras/hacker-invade-perfis-da-conmebol-e-faz-post-confirmando-mundial-do-palmeiras,8cc935111441761d9d5a20f2810463c3l5p4b6t5.html

Now which team has killed the most people?

>>150368121
So, the real grandes

it's a perro perro world

>>150364665
I came up with the best idea ever posted here and no one said a word

>>150370469
Tell me

>>150370353
I know he is wrong too but
>n pode chegar no meu filho, eu moro no interior
>fala alguma coisa por favor
>sells the prints to the press

>>150370504
>>150364500

>>150370554
Meh

BRbros, Leo Scienza keeps getting better and better, Ancelotti better select him for CUM 2026

>>150370353
>h*mem
>evanjegue

>>150370554
I prefer the 200 team sulamericana (serie a only)

>>150370695
Never heard of him before

>>150370829
Unironically plays like a old school brazilian with lots of flair and is great at set pieces too. Dont think >we can keep him beyond this season but hes very fun to watch, a late bloomer apparently.

>João Pedro 1 goal 2 assists
>Estevão 1 assist MotM
>Paquetá score a golaço to redeem his dog's dogshit side
schizo is ALWAYS wrong

>>150370871
Crazy stuff

>>150370871
pussy

https://x.com/LaRoja/status/1958937722430664991
Chile national team finally has 0 players from the golden generation

slc humilharam o cucknaldo de novo

I wonder what we will win when we get our golden generation

>>150370871
That body can't be real.

I had a dream my friends were doing banheirao

CRISTIANO RONALDO É UMA FARSA JUDAICA

>>150371057
The marketing campaign that was the Messi-Cristiano rivalry caused irreversible damage to football culture and especially to the third world.

>>150371034
I wish Kuruminha was real bros

>>150371155
She is

>>150371155
There are plenty of women like her but all of them have tattoos and wear too much eyeliner.

>>150371025
,:(

>>150371034
My thoughts exactally

>>150371170
Not smug enough

bom chia copalib

>>150371207
Kuruminhas are not smug, that's propaganda

>>150371109
Where have I heard this before...?

>>150371286
at this point your chikaner schizoing is more obnoxious than the poster himself
although i disagree with him, the worst thing that happened to football was stat obsession brought by americans

>>150358537
rontrannies will unironically say stuff like that
i picked Ronaldo when i was a kid and lost, i admit it
this is just sad

>>150371049
Was it a dream or a nightmare?

I'm moving to Criciúma in a week, bros

>>150371303
Yeah i am more obnoxious than the guy spamming to get us rangebanned or saying we are shit 24/7
Both messi and cr7 gave us great moments that made anyone who likes football feel joy
We love football wherever it is being played. Men stop in the street to watch random amateur matches. If the bar tv is set on the chinese league, the men will watch it. Why wouldnt we love messi and cr7, who play it so well?

>>150371453
Cricianon
Walking down the street,
Cricianon

My favorite cr7 moment- the 3 goals against sweden
My favorite messi moment- the last goal against france in the final.

>>150371453
Hope you find your criciwoman walking down the street bro

>>150371495
Thanks, friend. I'll post a pic at Heriberto Hulse for copalib

>>150371453
stay there in the northeast

>>150371552
No. I'll go and elect a left wing politician just to spite you

>>150371515
Based
Don't forget to shout "puta que pariu, o Botafogo não tem copa do Brasil" if Criciúma and Botafogo play against each other in the future

Breaking greenflag strike

c-c-c-combo breaker

>>150371453
Fun fact: sc is one of the two states where there are more men than women

>>150371571
Black is not a race, it is a biological weapon to destroy the world.

>>150371630
I wouldn't get a catarinense anyway.

Ill never forgive Flamengo for what they did to my boy

>>150371635
Thoughts?

>>150371757
vagabunda mora em Recife e quer cagar regra não fode

>>150371585
and ão ão ão caiu o avião for criciúma x chapecoense

>>150371757
>this ruined her day
>rich people’s problems

>>150371757
>(((Sacha))) Faria
>Mora em Resifilis e quer ter razão

San lorenzo wins today
The following teams will lose their matches:
Cat , 2 de mayo, gremio, miramar missiones, millos, catolica

Nacional will sweat blood to win
I have no.idea.how the coquimbo match will play out

MENINA MEXE A CADEIRA

Execução aurora

>>150371935
Thank you, I bet all my money

>>150371948
my nickname at school
one day I pooped so liquid that it left a stain on the toilet/wall
everyone started calling me execução aurora

>>150372034
based

Universidad central de venezuela (la u, el.tricolor) titles
1953
2025 (ouverture)

>>150371935
>San lorenzo wins today
Lawbros eating good today.

Can coquimbo and cerro largo win it all?

imagine if argentine ESPN was more like american ESPN. Who would be our Stephen A. Smith?
Hard mode: you can't say Negro Bulos

>have to fly to Sao Paulo this week to solve some burocracias
I'm already sad

>>150372249
What happens at San Pablo?

>>150372249
>fly
Brazilian uses vine

>>150372233
We don't have one because we don't have an equivalent to First Take. So Bulos is just one of many talking heads.

>>150372265
The city sucks the happiness out of your body

>>150372265
cuscuz

>>150371757
>>150371842
>>150371929
But she isn't wrong.
>>150371464
>both messi and cr7 gave us great moments that made anyone who likes football feel joy
Vai tomar no cu, Fred Bruno.

>>150372369
uma delicia

>>150372398
I would undeniably eat this

>>150372398
I would eat this,vomit and eat my vomit.

Do you twist for Central or Newell's /sp/?

>>150372398
This is food gore

>>150372449
I like old boys

>>150372398
It probably doesn't taste as bad as it looks. I'd like to try it someday.

Why even say anything
Why doenst everyone stay silent forever
>>150372449
Central now that macarrão is there

>>150372522
keep yout pants up, sr. pederasta

Deus não te deixará cair.

>>150372449
I’m mono enough to support Boca, but that’s way too much

>>150372398
I would vomit over this

>>150371935
Predictions for the Coxa x Remo match?

>>150372609
3x0 for muslo blanco

>>150372449
I don't care about either of them. Solo importa Vélez y nadie más.

>>150372398
Looks very umami

>>150372398
>cuscuz
why do people eat that shit? it almost has no taste, like eating air, except a bit acid. it's shit.

I’m watching the nun, how come people disliked it. So far it’s been good

Arsenal de sarandi is losing

>>150372834
Most despised movies are just okay. People bitch about everything these days

>>150372834
It's fucking trash dude.

>>150372806
>almost has no taste
You can say it's visually unappealing,
but to say it has no taste

sportv reporters are pvre secso

>>150372449
i twist for central but only because they consistently make ñuls seethe and i hate them

Still cant believe they lost 6x0 to vasco
Lets see whose turn it is to get randomly humiliated this round

>>150373283
Why do you hate newells?
They had messi and maradona
Their kit is nice
And they have rrached a libertadores final

Esse ano o meu arsenal ganha a premier

>>150372398
>>150373022
I fixed your frankenstein donut.

aunque digan que onions
un feijoadinho donde voy
le doy gracias a dios
por los peidos de hoy

>>150373300
Next victim: Corinthians

Portrait of a man: Esteban García, age thirty-four. Born and raised in Buenos Aires, Argentina. A man with roots, a history, and an identity as certain as the colors of his nation’s flag. Until this morning. Because today, Esteban García opened his eyes to find that the flag had changed, the tongue in his mouth no longer his own, and the name on his passport written in a language he had never spoken. Esteban García went to sleep an Argentine… and woke up a Brazilian. He has just crossed the invisible line that divides one country from another, and one reality from the next. The line we call—

The Twilight Zone.

>>150373802
No need, it's delicious!
It's just like OP's mother. Ugly, but good to eat.

>>150372314
>video
such a classic

>>150372449
which one could get me some gostosas mestizas in Rosario?

Ram tchum

>country is named peru
>they eat rolinhas
I imagine what they fell towards large pieces of wood

>>150373923
This is fernwndo meligeni's story

>>150374530
Kek

>>150374481
The Brazilian is blinded by his pride and ignorance, incapable of seeing the irony in his own words...

o brazileiro e um cara mt comflictivo

>>150374621
Hubrizil
Huebris

I’m flying to buenos aires rn to kick negro bulos’ ass

There is an anime character names chikaner

>>150375126
Was getting caught part of your plan?

>>150375277
A case like this would be dismissed in less than no time, so I don’t really care

>>150375311
You're a big guy

>>150375311
If I take your buttplug off, would you die?

>>150358061 (OP)
Vela mentioned

>28c
fuck this shit

>>150375853
Probably 35 here in hell de janegro

you now remember nyan cat

>>150376115
You now remember Ángel Di Maria

>>150376183
Minuto rei

Get ready, RED BULL AÇAÍ EDITION BRAGANCHINO

1.....2.....3......4....
There you go
4 seconds
Just like america de cali

COPALIB! IT'S TIME!
The second match of the série D oitavas are here! All matches will be broadcast, and the winners of the series will go on to have a chance to get promoted to the third division next year! These teams are fighting for their life!!!
Come watch!
>NOW(16hrs)
Aparecidense x Goiatuba
https://www.youtube.com/live/fA2vbLNHPVA (first match: Goiatuba 2 - 3 Aparecidense)
Barra x Ceilândia
https://www.youtube.com/live/O7WQisiZu40 (first match: Ceilândia 1 - 1 Barra)
Inter de Limeira x Rio Branco-ES
https://www.youtube.com/live/NcWx6fxdJqg (first match: Rio Branco 0 - 1 Inter de Limeira)
>17hrs
ASA x Manauara
https://www.youtube.com/live/yOliavWetQ8 (first match: Manauara 0 - 1 ASA)
>18hrs
Mixto x Cianorte
https://www.youtube.com/live/kyTUBKJDNv8 (first match: Cianorte 1 - 1 Mixto)

Vamos, Coxa!

>>150376349
>ynr aparecidense-go masseuse saving a goal from tupi-mg in serie d 10 years ago

>>150376399
They're kind of a big team in série D, reaching later stages a lot and even getting promoted once but they don't seem to be that big of a team in Goiás.

>>150376460
Which are other teams that often reach later stages or grt promoted

>>150376234
Please rape them into relegation, my hate for bragantino is shadowed only by my hate for Flamerda
Fucking plastic club

>>150376475
In general or just teams that are less relevant in national stage?

>>150376234
FUCK YOU TRICOLOR
I WAS ACTUALLY TWISTING FOR YOUR CLUB
But really, what the fuck happened?

>>150376582
Ahhh, at last I see the truth
Cant wait to be raped by cunnynthians tomorrow, the poll is similar, heavily biased towards Vasco
A única que acerta essa merda e a Jéssica

kwab