Isn't it kinda ironic how the dyke game ended up being straighter than HSR?

Nobody wants your used goods whore, not even Kevin

This is what makes Zaunite and Theresia mad?
Heterosexuality?

Heterosexual love

Kevin = Straight
Phainon = Kevin
Phainon = Straight

Just a casual reminder that Phainon will never know the unconditional love of a woman

>400 trillion cycles and not a single woman loves him
Kevin won
Phainon lost

Cute and canon

>>531257523
I keep telling you. Phainon is a literal slop version of a superior canon heterosexual male character. Shaoji should be shot for ripping off him so badly and making him utterly subservient without the nuance. I'm glad Xolze Telos is shitting on him too as a Kevinfag.

>>531144939
Poor Phainon, he will never know the unconditional love of a woman

The real reason Phainon flopped and slopped? Because he will never know the unconditional love of a woman

>>531114393
She knows he's inferior to Kevin because he does not have the unconditional love of a woman

Phainon is such a boring character I can't in any way feel invested in any made up romantic feelings he'd have for anyone. I just can't see him feeling genuine love. He's a failed Kevin in every way. They should've just gave him a Mei.

To think that Acheron and Phainon were a couple in another universe...

Phainon will never have someone's love

Phainon WILL NEVER be
>monogamous
>devoted
>loved by his dead wife

>hi3 is the dyke game
Meanwhile in reality:

Phainon will NEVER have a wife that loves and embraces him in the afterlife btw

>Phainon will never get a wife that loves him
HE LOST