>build drakkar
>spent 15 minutes grinding the boat out of the shallows
>catch a tailwind in a storm
>boat suddenly rears back like a wild stallion and capsizes with no way to right it
>sitting on the hull in the middle of the ocean like the crew of the fucking Essex after getting sunk by a sperm whale
>mfw

>>64156186
I feel ya, my mom is similar. I always tell the rest of my family who won't even speak to her anymore, "I love her but I don't like her."