This thread is dildos.

>>536325284
I think I just like the aesthetics of it being shiny and reflective. Really draws attention to the shape itself but yeah the material, touch, sound, none of that does it for me.

Oiled up has basically the same effect but also you can wear nothing at all.

>>534493950
Not the meat, but I've had milk and cheese and made alfredo sauce with it before.