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We become the mole people.
>Saucy men combine their Ziyouhu thermal red dots with digital night vision. Using bluetooth technology, they picture-in-picture the red dot inside their NV and acquire ghetto land warrior.
>Everyone gets blinded by $20 ebay poop lasers that defeat all known laser protective goggles.
>Like mole people, the people are now moles, except mole-ier.
>Overwhites bought a pair of overwhites but got them dirty in the /arg/ crack tunnels. Frustated, he takes out his anger on the local crackhouse but gets blasted by fifty ARPs.
>An entire 2,000 rounds of M855 overshoot overwhites and land in the nearby town, causing a turf war of galactic proportions.
>This escalates until the tiktok fightas shoot all the M855 that ever was.
>Using 3d printers, they extended their schmeissers to 240 rounds. Holding their guns sideways like lefty stens, they sprayed all that ever was.
>The tunnel people learn how to ferment piss into a kind of mead, giving /gq/ a reliable source of income.
>Using this thing called money, /gq/ debates for five weeks on whether to purchase the Hesco 3815, 3.5lb and rated for M855A1 and M80A1, or the Hesco U252, the latest SRT rated for 7.62x39 Nammo tungsten-core AP and 5.56 ADVAP. While only 3.2lb, it cannot stop any .308.
>The war in Ukraine still rages on. Highcom releases new contract overrun plates called... 4SAS7s... for $50 a pop.
>sms schizo unveils the new brown poop laser version of the HFXC and blinds everyone in the room.
>Is promptly shot by ten men with ARPs.
>They all miss and sms schizo lives to shill another day.
>A2Grip decides to urbanmaxx and sets up a safehouse in the back of a mcdonalds, hidden behind the ice cream machine. He gives men the tip and bills at $20 an hour.
>He grinds for months and buys a pair of 4650 batteries for his wall-penetrating binoculars.
>he sees men gooning.
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It happened again, I had another dream of the 2030 /gq/ meta but it got even worse, must have had too much Benadryl.
>After a series of groomed-by-the-FBI-looking asses figure out that kamikaze drone attacks are the new thing, drones are banned nationwide - especially assault drones that weigh more than 30oz.
>To circumvent this, Chinese companies fly in drones over the Canadian border using much larger drones holding shipping containers.
>Drone F-55 fighters intercept the drones, but stop doing so after they accidentally shoot down three Amazon blimps over Detroit.
>The resulting battery fires raze the entire city, and the fumes from everyone's e-scooters catching on fire spontaneously exploding turns the whole city into a no-go zone.
>With the city-wide surveillance network destroyed and the whole city condemned, it turns into a real-life Tarkov except with MORE guns.
>The New Russian Republic ships in 10k rounds of 7N37, merking everybody's plates.
>Anons get jobs by raiding buildings for copper wiring and anything they can recover. Chips, bitcoin wallets hidden on hard drives, exotic weed strains kept in underground vaults.
>It's tough, but an honest living.
>Based 3d printing men develop a modernized KS-23 loaded with tungsten carbide 00 buck to destroy black market kamikaze / recon drones.
>Lot of nasty toys in this party.
>LIBAanon perfects his craft and sells LIBA plates commercially - even shields.
>His shields become highly prized for their ability to withstand numerous .338 lapua and defend the mayor's nephew.
>Yeah there's still a mayor, it changes weekly depending on who got the biggest haul of copper wiring and crack.
>Anons set up safehouses using UL 752 level 10 rated fiberglass and melted down AR500 plates forged into much larger plates from the great "fuck steel!" happening of 2027, which was like a mini-boog in WV where all the fudds shot themselves in the plates with nas3-cased M193.
>It's a hard lyfe, but it's honest. Lot of juno reactor.
>After a series of groomed-by-the-FBI-looking asses figure out that kamikaze drone attacks are the new thing, drones are banned nationwide - especially assault drones that weigh more than 30oz.
>To circumvent this, Chinese companies fly in drones over the Canadian border using much larger drones holding shipping containers.
>Drone F-55 fighters intercept the drones, but stop doing so after they accidentally shoot down three Amazon blimps over Detroit.
>The resulting battery fires raze the entire city, and the fumes from everyone's e-scooters catching on fire spontaneously exploding turns the whole city into a no-go zone.
>With the city-wide surveillance network destroyed and the whole city condemned, it turns into a real-life Tarkov except with MORE guns.
>The New Russian Republic ships in 10k rounds of 7N37, merking everybody's plates.
>Anons get jobs by raiding buildings for copper wiring and anything they can recover. Chips, bitcoin wallets hidden on hard drives, exotic weed strains kept in underground vaults.
>It's tough, but an honest living.
>Based 3d printing men develop a modernized KS-23 loaded with tungsten carbide 00 buck to destroy black market kamikaze / recon drones.
>Lot of nasty toys in this party.
>LIBAanon perfects his craft and sells LIBA plates commercially - even shields.
>His shields become highly prized for their ability to withstand numerous .338 lapua and defend the mayor's nephew.
>Yeah there's still a mayor, it changes weekly depending on who got the biggest haul of copper wiring and crack.
>Anons set up safehouses using UL 752 level 10 rated fiberglass and melted down AR500 plates forged into much larger plates from the great "fuck steel!" happening of 2027, which was like a mini-boog in WV where all the fudds shot themselves in the plates with nas3-cased M193.
>It's a hard lyfe, but it's honest. Lot of juno reactor.