>Your chest is smooth? Welll so is mine.
>I've never had a contour line
>You've got some buds? Well I've got crepes
>Don't show me those disgusting grapes
>But I've never worn a brassiere
>And I've got no profile view
>If you find me in a church now
>Don't use me as a pew
>Because I'm flat, I'm flat
>Really really flat
>You know I'm flat, I'm flat
>Really really flat
>You know I'm flat, I'm flat
>Really really flat
>Don't you call me "petite", "small" or "light framed"
>Just now tell me once again who's flat?