>be wfh chad
>company has an irl meet
>pay for me to fly out to one of their offices
>company pays for me to stay in a 4-star hotel
>open bar tab
>i run it up like $120 every single night
>leave every death by powerpoint meeting 20 min into it
>noped the fuck out of afternoon outings to fool around with a grindr femboy
>two nights in a row