hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but i like mayonnaise
wanna slather maybe? ;)

>>531530848
*slather's you're post in fuckin mayonnaise* that's who, dayum haw haw haaaaw

>>531395791
sorey

say it don't spray it haw haw haaaaw *sprays projectile mayorrhea on you're thread* daaaayum

*slather's you're post in fuckin...*
oh... what's the point...

>>529686406
you mean fat and gassy? i had 2 bacon double cheeseburgers slopped in cheese chili and mayonnaise as a 2 am snack *slaps tank*
>>529686440
*slather's you're post in fuckin mayonnaise* daaaaayum

slatherin my fuckin gas tank in fuckin mayonnaise and chili ooooouuuugh dayum

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