Because it is both illegal, and you are unable to, buy plastic straws ANYWHERE in Canada.

Happens in your country?

>watch Shot Caller
>start pretending my room is maxsec

>>212083029
You clearly didn't stay for the after credit scene.
>a released and cleaned up Bottles visits Money in maxsec
>they're catching up and Bottles tells him he's getting married, and she's actually here with him
>she walks up
>it's Money's ex-wife

Times you were the Shot Caller? I'll start.
>be me
>cover a chapstick in vaseline and put it up my butt
I'm running the show now...

>started pretending my room was maxsec because of this movie
>just read books, do navy seals, and get an hour of yard time to get tan