Thread 213435998

The whole woodpiles getting down /tv/ you in?

They design places like this to break men like us.

>>213436330
kek

The whole woodpiles hooping /tv/ you in?

>>213436330
Keep your posts clean. That way we lull jannies to sleep.

>>213436330
Eses and Woods, 500 shitposts. Anon, count em.

Who's got the keys here?

>be white american
>jaywalk
>police puts you in prison for 20 years with no parole
>day 1, get raped
>day 2, become involved in a 1000 year old race war
>day 3, kill a man for looking at you wrong
>day 4, get shot
>oh say can you see

>>213437073
Traffic laws hardly get enforced at all in the US post George Floyd because many of the worst offenders are black.

>>213437073
funny af but not factual.
he went to the bigboy prison where that CAN happen, easily. because he murdered someone. accident, whatever. someone died because of him. so he goes to the same place with the same kinds of people.
for the majority of prisoners i imagine its much more safe. its just boring and dull, and the prisoners that arent in the dangerous prisons are more likely to be buddies with you than fuck with you because of how dull it all is.

These memes are shit.

>>213435998 (OP)
What movie is this? I've seen it get memed here for years and I finally feel like checking it out

>>213437183
Shot Caller (2017). I watched it yesterday because of the memes. It's decent.

>>213437209
Keep putting in that work money man

>>213437183
The movie is called Let's Get Down Wood (2017)

You'll get your IP dirty, just like everyone else.

>>213437028
I do. And let nobody here convince you otherwise.

For me, it's Jerry "The Beast" Manning

Why did he tie his bedsheet to the window at his motel? I thought it was to climb down but his room was at ground level.

>>213437209
theres this weird meme that this is a "trilogy" and i didnt really like the snitch movie with dwayne johnson. but felon is solid, same vibe as sc.

>>213437441
It was to tie the gate back onto the frame after he kicked it out to escape.

>>213436358
>when you go to the yard to play some ball with the boys you better god damn believe you have your papers hooped
>and the reason is simple, because you never know when shit is going to pop off and you'll need to re-establish ranks which means going over each other's papers

>>213437441
I remember thinking that it was to hold the bars against the wall so that they didn't fall out, but I'd have to rewatch the scene to confirm.

>>213437428
unfilmed season 3 arc of mindhunter where Tench really goes off the rails and into deep undercover after his family leaves him.

>>213437209
I watched it last week because of the memes. I was surprised at how little of the movie actually took place in prison. Pretty entertaining. I haven't gotten a haircut in almost 5 months so I've been just sweeping it back. I've decided I'm now Money-maxxing. I've literally started doing this.
>>213437222
Also needed more Bottles.

>>213437491
yeah its to keep his shit as secure as possible in a quick way to adapt to the police on him or something. havent seen it in a bit but its logically sound. his character is so smart and its actually cool to think about autistic genius men like him just ganging up and doing shady nightwork for their own benefits. this TERRIFIES the glowies. just wait for a power outage and all the cameras go out. fun fact: large planned power outages get posted ahead of time.

>>213437169
When you come to a shotcaller thread, stick to your own race.

>>213437568
based and same

>>213435998 (OP)
Why is a shaved down rabbi larping as a 1488 skinhead?

>>213437670
For some reason Nazi cosplay is a big thing among the tribe.

>>213436358
Those pants are not high enough, why the fuck isn't the waistband touching his armpits??

>>213437514
NO CHICKEN POLICY ON THE YARD

>>213437568
I'd like to see a spin-off with Bottles.

>>213437751
>has like 5 minutes of screentime
>is one of the best parts of the movie
jeff donovan is kino incarnate

>>213437751
>>213437952
At first I didn't realize he played one of the glowies in Sicario. He's probably had quite a bit of on-set military advisor instruction.
When Bottles stabs that guy in the riot and he backs up looking left-and-right that's pretty much infantry urban warfare doctrine after getting a kill. I wonder if JD played Bottles as a veteran.

>>213437751
wow avgn movie went dark fast

>>213438105
I think there's parody potential there.

Is this the thread?

>>213438513
The whole woodpile's expected to roll.

>>213438513
Green Burner

>>213437183
The Founder (2014), it gets surprisingly darker after the "how do I eat food" scene that is force memed on here. Kroc actually served time in the 1980s for vehicular homicide when he ran over a kid while DUI. Ironically the kid had recently applied to a job at his local McDonalds (although it is often incorrectly reported the kid worked at a McDonalds and Kroc had been served by him). Funny how life imitates art.sometimes.

>>213437209
I watched it way before the memes and now i can't watch it without laughing

>>213438513
Ready to call some shots

>>213438513
There are no free rides in this thread

>>213438821
You ain't callin' shit, Lame Duck.
You're gonna find somethin' in your commissary. You're gonna hoop it and bring it to the yard.

>>213438872
Worst roll i ever got

>>213437428
That set is so obviously completely abandoned for years if you stop to look at it. It's supposed to be a modern prison yard?

>>213437514
Is Wes back in prison again? Has he been to court for that pussy ass group beat down?

>>213438513
The whole woodpile's rolling

>>213438513
For me, it’s Big Keister

>>213439288
Nice dubs of Our Uncle, Green Lighter.

Anything concerning you brothers? Ask Bottles.

>>213437428
I look like that and I say things like him (I also live in a cage)

>>213439674
Bottles, should I pour another double vodka?

>>213438513
rollan

>>213438513
rolling

>>213438513
i need to burn

>>213438513
Welcome to the pad, Money. I'm Big Keister.

>>213439674
I need help with my computer skills

>>213437169
GET THIS LAME AWAY FROM ME

>>213437169
>t.

>>213439674
Bottles, should I get down with the whole woodpile?

>watch Shot Caller
>start pretending my room is maxsec

>>213437169
Do we have a problem here?

>>213439674
should i go to bed

>>213440542
Hey, wood. There are no free rides here. Everyone rolls. >>213438513

>>213437209
Same, i finally got down to watch it in a random night last month and couldn't sleep because i kept thinking about it when it ended

In real life you can just go SNY in a CDCR prison and not have to politic.
t. just did a few months in a level 1 yard.

>>213440764
Please link me an English-Prison dictionary.

Sequel in a female prison when?

Third part in a mixed future El Salvadorian prison when?

>>213435998 (OP)
>Don't sit like me or my son unless you intend to burn the woodpile local with us

>>213440900
You think you're funny, toad?