Shot status?

>>212013828 (OP)
phoned

Don't feel like putting in work today actually

>>212013872
sounds like somebody is about to get green-lit

>>212013828 (OP)
why is jamie dressed like a cholo

>>212016942
because house lannister is from the West Side

>>212016942
Get this lame away from me

who holds the keys to this thread?

Unhoop your memes

>>212013828 (OP)
CUMSHOT CALLER

>>212017997
>...

>>212017997
that'd be me

>>212018222
trips confirm

>>212013872
don't expect a hall pass, brother
the whole thread is expected to get down

>>212018222
damn, mr. mucus was the real head honcho all along

>>212018222
yeah, it's this wood

>>212013872

>>212016942
it was in the books. he went to essos with bronn and they were cholos for a while. it was a kino arc and it really sucks it got replaced with the sand sneks

even with all the gay(?) rape and the suitcasing of drugs and shanks into your rectum, there's something comfy about prison movies

am I wrong?
I think all men love prison movies

the parts where he's out of prison are dogshit

>>212017997
Carnage, San Quentin State

>>212019201
well its the same with war movies. its much more fun to watch people be in these situations then living through it yourself

this thread is greenlit

>>212013828 (OP)
>*nods at you*

Wes Watson status?

>>212018492
The Rothchilds answer to the Mucus’s

>>212019931
>*nods back*

Shot status?
Nod status?
Wood status?
Toad status?

>>212020424
Shia status?

Shoe status?
Laced

reminder for the woodpile

>>212020517
Burn Local? what the heck does that mean

TRASH SAMEFAGGED FORCED MEME SPAM.
plant herbs let slide

>>212018517
he looks more like sap

>>212020890
I'd rather do this instead.

>>212017766
As far as I'm concerned, you're the fucking lame

>>212018209
I look like that and live like that

Bucks?
Broken

>>212022074
Oh these things call for a BIG shot alright.

>>212022074
Is she validated?

Hello fellow Shotposters.

It's been quite a while, but I have returned after after getting locked into isolation for a month for putting in the work as a Zucchiniposter. /ck/ wasn't ready for our kind.

But regardless I want to tell you guys that the dub isn't dead, I've just been on a hiatus and we've only gotten two submissions so far. Our goal should be to get at least 8, 10 would be even better.

Info about the dub can be found in this doc
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1J8YzdcZWAeff7wvYYBRvcoRqo9oMUXZ6KSwoDC-_vUg/edit?usp=sharing

Submission are still open at:
shotcallertvdub@gmail.com

Keep putting in that work, money man.

>>212017997
Jannies will never have the keys to the yard

>>212018222

Been becoming a fat slob this past year. Time to put in the work.

>>212022854
Word came down. Woodpile's jumping in. I've put in the work brother, and I've been waiting for the dub.

>>212022160
>HIS BUSSY WAS SWOLE

>>212021269
>greenlit

>>212023688
You better be with those numbers or you can come to my block and see how the white boys fight.

Thinking about getting a four leaf clover tattoo

>>212023896
GAWD, DAMMMMMMMMMNN

>>212023688
Every woodpile needs a log and your the fat piece of shit that fits.

>>212023688
Just got a new job after 10 months unemployed. Putting in that work. Dress shirt kind of job too

>>212024105
Peckerwoods gonna show you the path of light. Real ones know. Gear up.

>>212024160
What angle you working at? Me? I’m digging holes for the state while I wait for McDonald’s to put me to work.

>>212022160
Isn't raping another guy kinda gay?

>>212024270
Nothing gay about getting your dick wet. A punk isn’t a man it’s just another bitch. Limps put in work the only way they know how.

>>212024342
nah, fucking men is by definition homosexual

This movie is why I quit drinking and have a lawyer.

>>212022854
make no mistake brother, they design boards like this to break shitposters like us

>He called

>>212022854
I will put in the work soon. I am a bong though so hopefully my accents aren't too janky.

>>212018222
>trips
it's over. We have to put in work now anons.

>>212018222
Based and Mucus pilled

>>212022160
Kek

>>212025491
you'll get your fucking hands dirty like the rest of usa

>>212021254
>>212021254
This meme convinced me to watch the film and it was actually good. But I think anons need to move on to Felon (2008) with Val Kilmer, it’s the superior prison movie and Samson is a more powerful shot caller

>>212026174
Ive heard that before on /tv/ about Felon, still need to check it out. RIP Val

>>212026276
I didn't even know he was sick

>>212025932
Jannies are making a move, everyone iron up

>>212026430

Good thread, fellow Shotcallers

>>212020890
This literally changed my life

>>212024342
Found the toad.

>>212026276
It’s still slopcore don’t get me wrong, but it has more prison kino overall than Shot Caller because there’s no dumb subplot of fucking around in the outside world.
>>212026334
It also has Sam Shepard from before he moved on

>>212026174
Felon is the superior Redwood prequel, yes.

>>212013828 (OP)
No one posted the roll pic so I don't even know my prison name
weak callers in here

>>212013872
You'll get your hands dirty like the rest of us.

start doing this

>>212028415
Shit I didn’t even realize they were the same guy, guess the woodpile isn’t as deep as I thought. the two films are directed by the same guy as well, forming the basis of the Shot Caller Cinematic Universe (SCCU)

>>212026776
>me when I post the nigger word on a blue board

>>212013828 (OP)
im going to start working in a prison soon. should i watch this so i can be hip to the jive?

>>212029310
lil punk

>>212029310
I hold the keys to this board

>>212029434
It's lil fish, but whatever you say shot holder.

The two things that didn't make sense to me about this movie were (A) hooping the drugs seemed pretty contrived like there was surely an easier way of getting the drugs to Shotgun, I think they just wanted an excuse to make him put a balloon in his ass, and (B) do the guards in charge of solitary confinement seriously not have weapons? Money manages to take a guard hostage and lock him in a cell with just a razor blade, what was the guard carrying? a rape whistle?

>>212029310
Rollin for 02

>>212029310

>>212029739
True german

>>212029310
Huh

>>212030786
Time to put in work green.

>>212022074
>choose gay buttstuff prison gang over this milk truck
Money was kind of a retard.

>>212029821
>Bitches pretend to be underage online for clout now too

>>212029153
>there's a Shot Caller Cinematic Universe
This doesn't get talked about nearly enough.

>>212030917
You wouldn't get it.

>>212020890
based

>>212031000
Felon was absolutely better than SC I've been saying

>>212031000
We don't talk, we already know.

>>212029310
rolling

>>212024269
I call the shots at a low level lodging

>>212026174
Felon is not better it's a silly ass fight club prison movie. Shot caller has more meme potential too and the cast is superior even if Kilmer and the other guy are good. Can't beat shotgun

>>212029393
No shit what job. Hard to imagine being paid enough to be a guard

>>212031071
It's way more fantastical and absurd

>>212029310
Iron up.

>>212031155
See you soon.

>>212013872
See how far that lone wolf shit gets you

Iron up!
>1-3: Shiv
>4-6: Blunt instrument
>7-9: Bare hands because weapons for pussies
>0: Bare hands and you're a bitch
>Dubs: Homemade gun
>Trips+: All the anons in the thread put in the work for you, while you read The Nocturnal Animal.

>>212031468
do you work in a prison?

I only come to /tv/ for shotcaller threads.

Been a while since we had a good Shot Caller thread, keep putting in that work boys.

>>212031892
Fake. Bottles doesn't call shots, he directs. The rest is buried in the sand.

>>212031468
>Hard to imagine being paid enough to be a guard
You couldn't be more right, a coworker's older brother worked as a guard for like 30 years, by the time he retired his health was completely shot to pieces from all the stress.
The prison also became his whole fucking life, the last few years he just lived there 24/7 after becoming like some kind of guard instructor and his wife leaving him.

>>212032307
woodpile jumped in

>>212029310
Rollin

Times you were the Shot Caller? I'll start.
>be me
>cover a chapstick in vaseline and put it up my butt
I'm running the show now...

>>212031507
they are both top kino In my mind. I liked the brutality of Felon and the relationship between Kilmers character and the protag. Like you say, it is way less believable but I don't mind that

>>212033262
When I killed my friend in a drunk driving accident.

>>212033312
Hey John, Mike here, I'm alive bro don't worry about it

They think they have us locked down in these threads but they're dead wrong.

>>212029393
no one? fine, i guess ill have to wait until im initiated and then i can participate in the threads for real from the #inside

AYO FUCK THAT JANNY UP HOMIE

>>212025491
it will only add to the kino, trust me, fellow ESL here

'ate toads
'ate lames
'ate screws
'ate punks
'ate farmers

Simple as.

>>212033262
That's nothing compared to the time I taped a sharpie on my xbox 360 controller to use its rumble as an anal vibrator.
What the fuck you looking at the floor for?
Is there a problem, hmm?

>>212022854
>>212023734
>>212025182
>>212025491

sorry guys I forgot to link the scenes
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1bgOMRUoOgHfjoTZfk5ZjKHnhENVXL8kF/view?usp=drive_link

also a pdf of the instructions
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ajpyeK2cHmZlKt0TNiKVG-wofSReWxI8/view?usp=drive_link

>>212033262
>mom asks me to help get the Powerade out of the trunk
>tell her "No"
Shot: called.

>>212034261
How u feel bout us shot callers?

From Havard.. speak carefuly...

>>212033262
I'm a department manager at a grocery store. I literally have the keys to the cold deli. I called MULTIPLE shots today. I had one of my guys pull a skid out of the meat cooler (I nodded to the meat manager first, since he's a shot caller as well) and then stock the cheese and packaged meats. I had another one of my guys start cutting turkey for the display counter. That's two shots called right then and there. Then the assistant store manager came over (I call her The Beast) and told me that my cycle counts needed to be way higher for the week or I'd be greenlit.

>>212013872
you'll get your fuckin' hands dirty like the rest of us.

>>212019577
>>212021270
Based

>>212022074
extremely bouncy funbags

>>212029118
I keep my hands like that during every meeting.

>>212031043
this always gets a kek from me.

>>212033312
the accident was years ago, you've got to let me go.

>>212029821
ZAMN!

>>212029310
finally someone that's been in the clink
big boss man incoming

fuckin toads are planning something

>>212029310

Burn local

>>212032307
Nothing outside these threads is free, especially for an anon who's evading a ban.

>>212029310
Ready to put some work in

>>212033262
>work at Starbucks in college
>some faggot orders a cappucino with a shot of caramel
>''one shot caramel cappucino for Faggot!''

Shot literally called, I got the keys to the freezer as well.

>>212037650
you didn't call him a faggot, frognigger bitch

>>212029821
Imma need to see birth certificates and her mother's status.

>>212029310

>>212038936
kek I made the whole story up anon, but yeah I couldn't find a good name to put in it.

>>212039075
how could you lie to me like that

>>212029310
Rollin

REMINDER:
The Whole Woodpile Is
Expected To Get Down

>>212029310
FREEZE GLOBAL

>>212016942
toad detected

>>212039136
Places like this force us to become warriors or victims.

>>212029310
>>212039207
Big Punk
I’ll take it

>>212039181
I can't be seen with validated anons in this thread.

>>212032500
>worked as a guard for like 30 years, by the time he retired his health was completely shot to pieces from all the stress.
That every job.
Imagine if he wasn't in a union and he couldn't beat the shit out of people that had no recourse.

>>212039422
We'll cover for you, wood. Put the word out, anyone ID's this anon to the jannies, they're greenlit.

>>212034742
Dude,calm down.
I ain't saying nothin but maybe should be slowin your roll.
Just sayin bro,but I ain't sayin nothing.

>>212034649
keep putting in that work

>>212035169
Beef based.
You could feed an army

Janny's gotta go.

>>212039549
>nigga lets his moms push him around with groceries

>>212029310
roll

>>212029310
I'd like to get big nigger.

>>212029310
Kek

>>212029310
Hoop that shit

Who would win?

Why did the mexican guy try to kill him? It was never explained.

>>212046456
i really expected Dwaynes character to be different in this one, the gang's not immediately seeing he was undercover was total bullshit

>>212022160
Poor Ernie. He should've stayed working at HHM.

>>212046618
i think it was just old school gangster betrayal but they explained it better than that, with shotgun/beast/money/mexican/feds motives all playing out in that final chapter its definitely easy to get lose in exactly what everyone is expecting, was he having to work for the feds like shotgun? cant remember

>>212029310
ok

>>212022160
heh the guy reading the book on the left could be edited really easily to look like a Klansmen, someone should edit this image one at a time changing little details like that

>>212046862
It was never stated or implied he was with the feds too but shotgun had his own secret deal for the extra guns with the mexican which doesn't make a whole lot of sense if shotgun was snitching anyway.

>>212013872
>Don't feel like putting in work today actually
That is cool bro take a few days or a week for self care mental care. Don't want you quite-quitting in the yard!

>>212018045
Freeze globally and snitch on your friends and gang. Real ashkenazi and semitic behavior.
Dats how we roll.
I would rub my shaved head to emphasize my point but I have an open wound from the friction.

Who calls the shots around here? Also who holds the keys? Who runs the yard?

>>212017766

i don't get why the white supremacists were buddies with spics

There is only one shot caller in this whole yard. We don't see race!

>>212048244
>that black dog bowing his head when THE SHOTCALLER comes

I wonder why Bottles was locked up.

>>212048244
that lone wolf shit didn't work out for him

>>212047837
I looked into this a bit after watching the movie. Mexican gangs in California prisons are supposedly divided into surenos (allied with whites) and nortenos (allied with blacks).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGZNmaCOLRA

>>212048908
lol, just realized that big john has his shit pulled-up to mid-torso in that movie as well. wtf is up with him? Is he hiding something?

>>212048908
lol, just realized that big john has his shit pulled-up to mid-torso in that movie as well. wtf is up with him? Is he hiding something?

>>212049496
this is where you're supposed to wear pants, toad

>>212049496
Why do most traditional martial arts utilise a tightly-fitted belt around the waist? You have your answer.

>>212049496
I heard the other actors were conflicted on how to act around Jon, considering he wasn't the 'shot caller's, in the filming. You better believe on set that wasn't the case; he has such an intense burning energy that the local wood pile just gets inspired by

>>212020979
get this lame away from me

Jon Bernthal does not look aryan at all

>>212052170
neither did hitler

Keep your ink clean. Don't let jannies validate you.

>>212029310
Llor

>>212052170
wait till you see how actual ab members looks like irl

>>212048908
He froze global

>>212034742
thats hard fucking core

>>212029310
hook my ass up

>>212034742
the powerade is for you you fucking lame so put in the work like the rest of us

>>212046456
Is Snitch part of the SCCU? I've never seen it but it could be kino

>>212047612
Would you also ask if you could ask them something? As you rub your head ofc

I only hang with woods

MONEY, ITS YOU!! YOU'RE THE SHOT CALLER?!

>>212013828 (OP)
Why are shotcaller threads always so damn comfy? I just did ten navy seals btw

>>212020424
>Shot Status?
Called
>Nod Status?
NW3
>Wood Status?
Half chub
>Toad Status?
get these lames away from me

>>212029310

rollin

>>212020890
I know it’s a meme but ever since I started doing this my life has gotten wayyy better.
-Burn Local

>>212024160
>dress shirt kind of job
We’re gonna call you Money from now on. Keep putting in that work.

>>212055540
you need to start freezing global and your life will get even better

>>212013872
Put in work, or get worked. No fuckin middleground.

>>212035169
I can’t believe there’s real Shot Callers in the world around us. Time to get my hands dirty like the rest of them.

>>212055675
Lemme ask you somethin

I freeze global all the time and nobody can do a damn thing about it

>>212029310
i aint no snitch

>>212031043
started committing TAX EVASION and INSURANCE FRAUD, finally on my way to start GRINDING

>>212056708
Great job, keep putting in that work

shotcaller vs felon, who wins?

>>212013872
Think again, wood. Everyone works around here.
Now, count em out. Let's go.

>>212029310
>88
Start doing navy seals right now.

JUST BURN LOCAL

>>212029310
I’m the Big Keister

Make no mistake, brother. They design places like this to break men like us.

>>212056708
>"You've chosen to be a
Warrior.2011.REPACK.1080p.BluRay.x264AAC5.1-[YTS.mx].mp4. Now it's up to you to remain one."

>>212047837
It's about survival same reason why the AB was formed in first place.

>>212025786
it's Mr. Mucus, you disrespectful lil shit

>>212063945
I meant no disrespect, Mr. Mucus is an OG shot caller from way back

My shots are solid.

My calls are solid.

>>212048908
bottles makes me think of this kid

Shot Putter

>>212013828 (OP)
Shot caller threads and burn local memes are the best thing on /tv/

>>212029310
Call it

>>212029310
post

>>212029310
rolan

>>212029310
Shall

>>212065185
>>212065285
YOU TWO

>>212029310
rolling for money lighter

>>212018222
>>212064111
Mr. Mucus holds the keys, confirmed

>>212029310
rollin

>>212029310
time to put in some work

This is a OG call. Anyone found browsing reddit has bad paperwork and gets the greenlight. No hands policy. This applies to everyone. I don't give a fuck if it's your cellie, you find any weirdo that messes with reddit you handle business or you're getting put in the hat with em.

>>212028096
SAMMY GOT POPPED????

>>212029310
gimme a 2

>>212029310
That me

>>212029310
call it

>>212029310
SHOOOTS

>>212068382
Sammy davis jr.

A RAY OF SUNSHINE IN ALL OF THIS DARKNESS DOWN THERE

>>212071286
I don’t want his porkchop, I want his keys

>>212071507
tsk tsk allah is blllluuuuussshhhing~

>>212029310
Called.

>>212071286
>>212071637
whats this from

>>212029310
I guess so

>>212074143
Holy shit guys this motherfucker calls the keys.