>>280614215
She's rich and sleeps in a coffin full of roses, I'm sure her whole body must smell good. Also vampire wings have little to no fur, the small amount they do have is mostly sensory hairs that help them to sense the direction of the wind.

>>49650294
Enough to fill the moon and drive out those disgusting long-eared rodents! Female bats can only have one baby per year so it will take us a while.