Thread 280500376

What do you like the most about vampire girls?

I like how this artist only cares about drawing glasses wearing lolis

I THINK VAMPIRES SUCK

>>280500592
Glasses aren't my fetish but I love skinny lolis and this guy and that other guy whose style is similar enough that I get them mixed up are a couple of the greats

The dick.

>>280500674
Suck what?

bob and vagene

>>280500376 (OP)
Look at all the strings!
Look at her ribs!

>>280502656
Rib cage erotic

>>280504031
Made for licking

>>280500376 (OP)
Their cute butts

Pits + ribs

Why does no one understand that?

>>280505710
Japanese do somewhat. Torso is pretty much considered the loli equivalent of tits.

>>280506203
I wish all panties had side straps like Japanese ones do. It looks a lot better and I'm sure it is more comfortable for the girls.

>>280505778
>Torso is pretty much considered the loli equivalent of tits.
I don't understand. I seriously don't understand. What does this mean?

>>280506602
Seeing a loli's torso is considered as rewarding and erotic as say cleavage is on a titgirl.

>>280506744
they say lolis are flat but they have curves. soft gently swollen bellies, the sweep of their backs... loli torso is so sexy.

>>280506897
That's part of why I love them, so much extra detail. It makes them more believable which of course is one of the main things that adds eroticism to art.

>>280506962
even the curves of their ribs are erotic. the crevice of their pits where their salty sweat can be lapped up. the delicate shoulders leading up to the neck, demanding to to be kissed. their cute earlobes meant to be teased.

>>280505778
>Torso is pretty much considered the loli equivalent of tits.
No, that's the butt.

>>280508171
It is as rewarding as full bare tits maybe, but I'm mostly talking about the equivalent to levels of tit detail and exposure. A loli with her belly and ribs out is similar to a girl with deep cleavage. Levels of torso detail is similar to levels of animation in tits or how realistic their shaping is made. Butt is mostly similar to tits in being lolis' ultimate seducer. The part where you really care about the shape and size. These elements also affecting perception of a character.

2026 will be the year of the vampire

Kisspire

>>280511285
Every man's dream

>>280511376
The size difference between (You) and your 'pire

>>280512959
Suck and blow

>>280500376 (OP)
They beautifully spin! :)

>>280514003
Vampires always get the best animated scenes.

>>280500376 (OP)
Their panties

>>280500376 (OP)
I keep getting older, they stay the same age

>>280500376 (OP)
I don't like glorified parasites / mosquitoes / leeches.

Local 'pire confused when YOU bite HER

It would be funny if there was a vampire who vastly overestimates how much your average person knows simply because she has such a huge amount of knowledge in her head from the centuries.

Beach day with your loli vampire wife.

>>280511705
Yes. The size difference is peak eroticism.

Only problem is they are heavy sleepers

>>280516726
Extra chest rubbing time!

>>280516365
Trying to have an educated discussion about literature over tea with your 'pire but she keeps interrupting you with stories of how she personally knew Dickens, Austen, Mary Shelley, etc.

On the other hand, I bet I know more math than my 'pire.

>>280500376 (OP)
Their erotic claws

>>280516934
I want to hear them clink on things

>>280500376 (OP)
The pose!

hnnngh!

>>280518656
The pose!

>>280518656
Das posen!

>>280500376 (OP)
Their propensity to be nude

>>280523952
This is a very nice feature

>>280500376 (OP)
I hope she's one of them DICK VAMPIRES cause I will let her suck my dick DRY

I just received this vampire as a gift. What do I do with her?

Wow, it's another blonde midget with bat wings attached to her back.
What a boring person.

We need more pires with butt wings.

>>280527980
Blonde girls are cursed into being boring and forgettable, aside from some exceptions. Thankfully my stylish wife isn't blonde, and her hair color and length tend to vary, so it's always a surprise to see her again.

>>280528563
Would be hot if she tried to cover her butt with them. But she tried so hard she ends up only covering the crack, leaving both cheeks exposed.

I was inspired by the anon who looks for vampires and also looked for them while outside today. I sadly didn't see one but I saw an oppai loli.

>>280532757
I want to be trapped in a white room at an asylum with a vampire girl. Me, her, and a bed with a pillow is all we need.

>>280533174
W-What about the toilet?

>>280533761
He is the toilet, anon.

>>280533761
Could be cute to watch her sit on it.

What is your opinion on doll girls?

>>280535195
Boys playing with dolls is weird

>>280535195
They are cute.

>>280535831
>>280535997
It should be required that all dolls expose their joints.

>>280525517
Marry her and give her a happy life

>>280538759
What a great idea

>>280540815
I rate them 7/10

>>280541321
9/10, not enough ribbons

>>280541321
It's looking at me!

>>280527980
How about white blonde Nasuverse heroine who falls in love with an Asian man?

>>280543287
Soulful
Also surprising this is from 2017. It looks like something drawn in the 2000s.

>>280543287
cute genki 'pire.

Remember, 'pires are inherently dorks.

It could be cool to get a story where an Eastern style vampire comes to America.

>>280544637
I'd much rather see Blackula in Japan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKgcLOOW-3Y

>>280544727
Interesting concept

>>280545111
Brownpires are underexplored

>>280545426
As are the contents of their skirts. Everyone should explore that.

>>280545426
Imagine shoving your face in there and taking a whiff, wonder what she smells like.

>>280546768
The fragrance of the Amazon from where she came.

>>280546768
>>280547462
I want to sniff her all over

>>280546843
>amazonian pires
Imagine all the dolphin sex

But how do tanpires stay brown if they can't go out in the sun?

>>280547577
Why do 'pires love fishe?

>>280543287
>>280543337
I miss Demi-chan so much. Also 2017 was one of the best years for anime in general.

>>280547702
Hope 2027 is as cool. We already have some pretty good 2026 announcements. Hopefully 2026 will contain even more great announcements for the year after it. Now I feel weird realizing how close we are to 2030...

>>280547669
It's the teeth.

Brownpire is a BRAT
Needs correction

>>280548031
>Hmmm what does that say on your shirt?

>>280547577
Imagine exploring nature and just finding a wild pire

>>280500592
Whoever this is, they have great taste.

>>280548688
Imagine feral lolipires latching onto your dick while you swim in the river...

>>280548963
Imagine you black out after too many swarm you. Then you wake up as a vampire in their secret water cave surrounded by them.

>>280549919
Who would want that? Not me, hahaha! That's for sure! Hahaha

>>280548963
Vampires can't cross moving water though.

I just used chatgpt to confirm a theory. Apparently vampires pretty much could survive the deepest ocean depths easily. The main issue that a bare human would face is simply their lungs collapsing. Vampire of course don't have this issue as they regenerate, don't need to breathe, and could even discard their lungs before diving if they felt it was unpleasant. What are (you) going to do when your vampire wife gets the call of the deep while on vacation. Then she proceeds to strip naked and divs into the Mariana Trench never to be seen again?

Is this the new vampire thread?

>>280550818
She could get out of the Trench, no problem.

>>280551262
YES!!!

>>280552097
I love vampire threads!

>>280552097
I just realized that the sign next to her says IQ 3 in the first panel lol.

Been a while since I've seen one of these threads. Any new 'pires this season or last?

I love my beautiful little vampire queen wife, beyond all things!!! :)
>>280550818
I wouldn't be too worried about that, she has no reason to swim down there, but if she did for whatever reason, I'm quite certain she would return.
>>280551262
yes :)
>>280552201
same!
>>280552587
Only Call of Night S2 I think, but that isn't necessarily "new" lol. There might've been one last season, but I think there wasn't, I don't quite remember. I haven't been watching or paying much attention to any of the seasonal anime lately.

>>280552587
Shinobooby's show got a new cour announcement

>>280552828
Please let me worship your barefoot soles with my tongue, Krul-sama.

Knower here. Vampires are actually real. You'll probably never meet one though.
About 700 years ago a lot of the "bad" vampires, the ones who would attack and forcibly turn people and so on, got killed by the Catholic Church. The rest agreed to a sort of armistice, and those who were turned were given over to the church. Since then, vampires from the former group have lived in carefully controlled, isolated locations, subsisting off the blood of volunteers, and being made to perform simple labor or odd jobs for their local diocese. One whose records I was able to access was noted as currently employed as an accountant, for example. Vampires of the latter group, those forcibly turned, live in convents or monasteries which are closed to outsiders, also performing simple labor when not engaged in contemplation and prayer. They can receive the Eucharist. The records I was able to access did not mention whether they required blood from another living human to subsist or not. The "official" (though hardly known outside the Papal Office) position of the church is that vampires may enter a state of grace in the same manner as ordinary humans, but given their long lives and need to drink blood, their penances for confessed sins can be very heavy indeed.
No new vampires have been "born" since the 1500s. They don't stop aging, exactly, but people who interact with them have a hard time putting a (physical) age to them.
Their total population is less than 1000. The highest it was ever recorded as was around 8000.
There were no records of vampires marrying humans. I got some concerned looks when I asked something along those lines.
Believe me if you want, it doesn't matter. I don't have access to the records to prove any of this anymore and they are hosted someplace that does not allow photography or connections to the outside world. If you happen to be a member of Italian state intelligence or a VERY senior Catholic clergyman you might be able to access them.

>>280553116
I believe it

>>280553116
Give me some location names and I shall go there and acquire myself a vampire wife, even if the church frowns upon it.

>>280553209
I didn't get access to those. The fact that vampires exist is controlled, but if it gets out people generally blow it off as nonsense, so it isn't as tightly controlled as the specific places vampires live today. I think only the Pope, a handful of Vatican officials, and the people who take care of the vampires day to day get to know the locations.
There's a lay order dedicated to the whole thing but I don't know what it's called, information about it was also pretty tightly controlled. Supposedly some of the restricted sections of the Vatican Archives (the ones they don't even allow academic researchers in) are where the historical records from the "vampire war" are kept, but since some of the information in there is still relevant today, few people get to go there.
I only got to know any of this because I was working on something else and needed to know specific things about their biology in order to investigate something that my country thought was a threat to national security (which I will not talk about). I'm not Catholic myself and I kinda feel like that was one reason the Vatican people I worked with didn't want to entertain my questions or attempts to get more information.

You guys got vampire figures? I got two Shibobus and looking to expand.

>>280553550
I'll get one someday. Need to get money first.

>>280553431
Could there possibly be a lot more unregistered vampires being smuggled around?

>>280554494
It's possible. Nothing I saw mentioned vampires outside the two groups they had in captivity/isolation. I think the forcibly turned vamps can choose to stay with the church or live independently but they all chose to stay since it was easier and eased their fears over the fate of their souls. Maybe they leave the convents once or twice a century? I don't know if they're even aware of modern technology or the Internet.

>>280553550
I just have these two acrylic stands, Krul doesn't really have any figures. I saw one on eBay recently but I didn't like the styling. That said, I do plan on getting some more acrylic stands, and will probably commission a custom figure at some point.

>>280554967
Oops forgot my pic

Love vampire feet!

>>280555993
unwashed for centuries

>>280514003
SPEEEEN

>>280552926
You're not worthy, only boots for you.

>>280556656
Can I please cum all over your boots, Krul-sama?

>>280500376 (OP)
they are often shown as dorky and i like that

>>280556656
>>280556686
I can't believe Krul-sama left me edging like this...

>>280559153
Fine... Just make sure to clean up your mess afterwards.

>>>/x/40681272
>>>/x/40681277

>>280559841
Is this vampire research?

>>280559921
Hibernation

>>280500376 (OP)
That they're eternally beautiful.

>>280500376 (OP)
It would be fun to get her drunk on my blood @u@

Vampires are hot.

>>280561691
Always make sure to keep the bloomers cool

Bloomy

Do you think your blood would be tasty, anon?

>>280562703
My wife tells me that my blood is quite delicious. In fact, I have to remind her not to drink too much when she gets hungry.

>>280563303
I'm filled with the desire to run towards her with open arms.

>>280559382
*cums all over Krul-sama's boots*
*licks them clean after*
I love you, Krul-sama!

>>280562703
Diabetes makes pee taste sweet so I'd imagine it also makes blood sweeter.

>>280565312
Vampire gripper!

>>280565312
God I love lolipire feet.

Licking lolipire chest

>>280567317
The entire tube must be licked

>>280567626
From buds to lips

>>280569151
Why stop there

>>280570169
Wrapping around the back would be great too

(㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)

>>280572427
Wow

Bottomlesspires

>>280574092
such an adorable little slut

More like cuntpires.

>>280500376 (OP)
i like how they would nibble on my foreskin and suckle on the blood

I want to marry Remi

Everyday I get closer to making my vampire girl game real. Modelling and Unity are surprisingly easy.

>>280575564
Are you rich enough? Surely she is not going to marry some peasant.

>>280576185
Money can't buy love

>>280576141
What kind of game is going to be? I'm guessing it is a story driven game, a walking simulator maybe?

>>280576339
I actually just wanted it to be a 3d platformerlike (of course with some features to distinct it that I haven't fully decided on yet). Realistically, I'll probably end up making a walking simulator first as practice (probably will make the girl for that a vampire to because why not).

>>280576185
What about blood status? Imagine a vampire girl who is attracted to you and informs you you have very high status blood.

>>280577398
I don't know about that, but I do know Remilia's favorite blood is type B.

>>280577594
I wish I knew my blood type. They take it at birth but don't tell you for some reason. I won't give blood to find out though because I really hate needles.

>>280577662
Why don't you ask your parents? I'm sure your mother must know at least. It's quite common to have blood tests done at birth.

>>280577662
I don't either. You could just go donate blood. They will probably tell you your blood type.

>>280577891
I have and she doesn't know. She said there was a blood test but they didn't tell her. I don't know if it is some strange policy or simply because she didn't think to ask in the moment.

>>280577662
You live in a country with no hospitals or something? If you ever went to the doctor that info should be readily available.
Even if you don't want to have your blood taken, you should have the same or similar type than your parents. It is not a secret.

>>280578085
I just searched and apparently some hospitals have medical records online. Maybe I'll see if I can find mine later but I don't feel like it now. I think I do have some medical card that probably hints at how to access it.

>>280578247
I want to see her naked

>>280576141
nice job anon, keep up the work!

vampire!

>>280578247
Haha, I'm in danger.

>>280500674
Yeah, me.

>>280579419
cute!

>>280581061
I want to pat both their bellies

>>280581061
Cute tongue

>>280581061
They belong to each other.

>>280582214
Art like this belongs in a museum. I hope whoever made this has a spot in one.

>>280581061
I want to kiss both their bellies

Taking your vampire girlfriend home to meet your parents!

>>280581061
>>280581952

>>280582781
I want her to gently bite my tounge as we deep french kiss.

>vampire
>is a not a undead corpse
what is the point?

>>280583365
She looks like a figure here

>>280584080
Hmm, yeah I agree, that pic would actually look really cute and work well as a fig.

>>280553116
>Vampires are actually real.
No we're not, now invite me in so I can tell you why.

>>280583379
Imagine treating your vampire like she is a corpse even though she is undead. Like dragging her around and stuff even though she is awake and confused.

This image is still interesting

>>280553116
i know who peter thiel is, you don't need to convince me.

Hemophobic vampire who's afraid of ghosts.

>>280585657
I feel like a hemophobic vampire could get over it. Turn the insecure feeling the phobia causes into an eroticism. You feel all awkward and exposed because of the blood. Just let loose and embrace the feeling. Let it make you more sensitive. From weakpire to fangslut.

>>280553116
don't go too far investigating the nigger leeches, an anon from /x/ went to deep and now he is missing/dead :(

>>280585761
Well, nothing's happened in that regard in the manga, but the novels are another story. It's pretty obvious that the childhood incident that gave the vamp her trauma also led her CF to develop a massive vampire fetish.

*chomp*

>>280583365
Please step on my face with your bare feet, Krul-sama.

>>280586219
Boots only tonight

>>280586776
>boots only again
Can it be on my dick rather than on my face then, please, Krul-sama?

>>280585456
Cute

Holy fuck do I love vampire girls

I want to give a vampire girl a tongue bath...

>>280585859
>>280585674
>>280585657
What is this? Reverse image search doesn't seem to help here.

Feminist vampires.

>>280592224
I don't think they exist considering how old most are. Many would have the Queen Victoria view of feminists. A suffragette becoming a vampire is an interesting concept though.

>>280591287
Lolipire goofing off

>>280591287
Cute 'pire!

Sleepypires

I'll make as many children as possible with my vampire. It is my duty. Especially if she vamps you too, you could create thousands of children over centuries.

>>280594960
New vampire discovered

I love vampbutt

>>280595006
How did you not know about Shiki?
>>280596116
Same, but only my waifu's butt.

Images you can smell.

>>280508757
>>280512959
>>280537895
Reminder that we're going to start rewatching Sophie's anime this friday.

>>280590396
Destiny Unchain Online. It's a VRMMO yuri GB with a vampire girl protagonist.

>>280553116
The least believable part about this is the idea that elites wouldn't all turn themselves into vampires as soon as they learned about a real way to become immortal.

>>280565312
Diabetes causes high blood sugar levels due to a lack of insulin, so of course it would make blood sweeter

>>280597520
This is literally what the male brain does whenever he sees a nice girl

Oppai loli vampires.

>>280598555
Wow and blessed

where's the vampire pics at

>>280500376 (OP)
Neck biting hot

>>280591287
>that glimpse of butt
What a slut

>>280600466
Imagine the rough blowjobs.

>>280600573
Why do lolis show their butts so much? What is with that?

>>280591287
What show.

>>280597583
I've read worse "game world" wanks so might as well give it a try.

>>280602308
Use Saucenao

>>280601133
It is a mystery

Consider demon girls

>>280603811
I need Flan's feet in my mouth.

>>280604274
She's a terrible monster, not your waifu!

>>280604442
Actually she is a Christmas tree.

>>280602426
Oh it's that space vampire one. I remember dropping it like 4 episodes in since it was boring as fuck.

>>280605144
This is me except I dropped it in episode 2 or so. I mostly just wanted to see her butt so I was satisfied after the shower scene. It was very well crafted, but I had no will to watch on knowing I wouldn't see her naked again.

>>280606035
The result:

>>280606467
Sleepy Bats are cute Bats.

They are dumb

>>280607034
Now I want a vampire girl who is embarrassed by others seeing her wings. Like she treats it as if they saw her bare titties and thinks that way.

>>280607306
But pires don't mind flaunting their bare bosoms

>>280607809
Man those are some massive jugs. I want to suck on them.

Getting mad at your vampire and calling her SKEETER!
Her only forgiving you when you agree to only at most call her skeeta instead!

>>280609186
Now this, is epic

>>280601133
>>280603811
They are showing their best side.

>>280591287
She spins! Why do they always spin?

>>280593797
>cuddling with her wing
Cute! I love it.

>>280609326
The little frill turns regular panties into essentially a constant upskirt. Truly magical.

>>280609326
I think the personality is much more important. If not the girl becomes just tasteless coomer bait.

>>280610404
Of course, good personalities are what makes butts attractive

>>280610582
I can get behind that.

>>280610811
Why is she giving me that look

>>280611024
Japanese girls act like that during sex

>>280585983
akagi...

>>280611024
She's actually looking at the guy behind you.

>>280611024
She is both prideful and pure-hearted. It's quite embarrassing for a proper aristocrat like her to show her butt.
>>280611258
She's European, not Japanese.

>>280611463
Is that her bloomer she is exposing?

>>280611562
No, that's the underskirt/petticoat.

I want to spank a vampire's behind

>>280611752
Doing it after she complains about her butt being cold!

>>280611562
No

>>280612476
What a nice collection of tubes

One last pire for today. This one will definitely suck you dry, no doubt about it. Please keep the thread alive.

>>280611752
>>280611980

>>280613211
It would be fun seeing how much you could feel it without waking her up.

Thinking about Remilia's back again. How strong are her wings? Could she do rows with them? Could she do an overhead press with her wings alone? What about Olympic lifts? What is her maximum possible clean and jerk using her wings only? What would her back musculature look like if she seriously exercised her wings 3-5 times a week? Does blood have enough protein to support a bulk? What do I have to eat to support a vampire who's bulking off my blood? Could Remilia do pushups with her wings? What about drawing and firing a bow? I want to see her do an old-school barbell bent press using one of her wings. Imagine what kind of crazy movements she could perform if she got into working out during the Bronze Era of bodybuilding, under the tutelage of someone like Eugen Sandow or George Hackenschmidt. Imagine the gap moe, the sheer eroticism, created by a situation in which she roughly manhandles and pins you down with her wings while using her hands to gently caress you as she bites you. Imagine walking with her on a cold day in the winter and holding her small, soft hand while her wings wrap around you and her and trap warmth inside. Imagine if you had to survive in the wilderness with her for a night and the enclosure of her wings was all that kept you from freezing to death, your body heat and hers filling the tiny space as she held you in her arms.

>>280613571
Given she can uproot a 1000 year-old tree single handedly and is fast enough to circumvent the moon in a few seconds, I'd say she is pretty fit, both her body and wings.

>>280500376 (OP)
Glorified parasites.

>>280613571
I wonder if her wingpits get stinky. I also wonder if she grows hair under them that she has to shave. Honestly could be cuter to just let that grow out, creating little bushes similar to the ones at the bottom of cat ears.

>>280613571
based beyond belief

>>280500376 (OP)
They never can use the "I'm on my period" exuse.

>>280614371
I like to imagine mine having periods

>>280614371
How is one supposed to coerce them into anal then?

>>280614215
She's rich and sleeps in a coffin full of roses, I'm sure her whole body must smell good. Also vampire wings have little to no fur, the small amount they do have is mostly sensory hairs that help them to sense the direction of the wind.

>>280614459
Cute. Her little hat is adorable

>>280614436
Just ask. It's not like that hole is used for anything else anyway.

>>280614961
It is used for when she poops (very cute)

>>280615023
Vampires don't do that. I don't know why you gross fucks want that.

>>280615073
I love vampires so much that I just want to watch her do everything. I want to obsess over every last piece of her and her every quirk and function. Nothing she can do could disgust me, as she is the perfect being. Her extreme cuteness nullifies anything that'd otherwise be repulsive. I want to squeeze my vampy.

How come Arcueid rarely gets posted here?

>>280615699
cause people just don't post her, most people here have a vampire they are infatuated with, and so they usually just post those vamps, and Arcueid doesn't have such a person really.

>>280607034
dumpire

Hagpire with big fat veiny tits.

Hungrypires

>>280562703
If I stopped drinking, probably.

>>280620105
Look at this lil nigga eating a burger lmao

Marriage with vampire!

>>280621688
The best

>>280622651
She needs to be naked

>>280618947
Imagine how cute it would be seeing your little pire getting tipsy because of your BAC

Getting more vampire anime is nice, but I specifically want another lolipire anime. Having more Monogatari is great and I'm sure it will have plenty of good Shinobu scenes. But I'm greedy and want more lolipires. A lolipire anime every year would be great.

>>280623763
Any /sci/entists here that can calculate what BAC you need for this?

>>280623834
I just want a comfy older dude and his cute vamp gf doing shit together throughout the ages as a sol anime.

>>280621688
Beyond all things :)

>>280624376
>https://what-if.xkcd.com/98/
Admittedly, this doesn't take into account the person drinking being a child or a vampire but I am not googling how many beers does it take to get a little girl drunk.

>>280624807
So how much would you have to drink to reach 0.5% of BAC (assuming you survive the over 50% chance of dying)?

>>280624950
iirc a few glasses of wine up your butt can get you there

>>280562703
Yes

>>280624785
Cutepire

Pick-a-pire

>>280624785
Please let me bury my face on your barefoot soles and suck on your beautiful toes, Kru-sama.

>>280628932
It is funny how once you see the bandaid, you can never unsee it.

I still wonder how Shinobu's wings work. They seem to just appear from her when needed. What I'm really interested in is the wings you briefly see when she is in her loli form. Like all her other 8nobu powers, they appear in a cuter way. Like powers a character in a children's cartoon might have. It makes me wonder if her wings are something she uses her matter generation power to create. Or if they anatomically split and rip out from her body when needed. Sort of like when vampires regrow limbs. Maybe she'd even have tiny baby wings briefly. That'd be very cute.

>>280630114
It's just magic bro. Also I think she's really childish nowadays because that's how Araragi sees her like.

>>280630526
It is funny. Her two personality traits are childish and also occasionally perverted. It really speaks of Araragi. People really underrate just how nice Shinobu is. I'm sure she is completely happy with the situation now. But it is really amazing that she was willing to be optimistic pretty early on despite being humiliated in this way. I suppose she always did just want affection though. To be treated like a real person for once.

>>280631598
I still haven't watched the Monster Season yet. Can't bring myself to do it for some reason.

>>280632719
I'm like this too. I watched up to Acerola bon Appétit and it was all great. I'm sure I'll probably enjoy Shinobu Mustard as I've enjoyed other Shinobu arcs before that other people trash. But I just don't feel like watching it right now. Maybe it is because I do not like Gaen. I'd rather have had a Monster Season where Araragi embraces being an oddity. I'm sure Nisio will probably dive into this at some point as Araragi still seems pretty conflicted from what I've read. But he really slowed down his writing pace. At least we are getting a new cool Yotsugi origin story in October though. I can look past Gaen for something like that.

>>280633505
I don't mind Gaen, hell, I didn't even know she was involved. I think it's just because I'm kinda scared to be disappointed or something like that. I'm gonna do it one day though, more Shinobu is always good.

>>280628505
Easy, the navel one.

How does one get into Tohou anyways. I know a lot of the names of characters, but have absolutely no idea what's the story or lore behind them.

>>280634315
Someone told me you just do. As in, whatever you want, just consume it. I've done it somewhat so far and it is pretty fine. I think there was also mention that if you want lore, then there is a wiki detailing it. Touhou is even more of an "enjoy the art" series than Fate it.

>>280634315
Same way you'd et into any franchise, just get into it.
Play the games, read the manga, listen to the music, watch the anime, fap to the porn. Just pick one.

>>280634315
just play the games?

>>280634602
They look extremely low effort and quality.

>>280634744
these games are better than anything you played in the past 15 years

>>280634315
Start playing Touhou 6.
Keep playing until you beat lunatic.

>>280634991
actually start with touhou 8, because it's objectively the best one

Saw a Tohou game on Steam that was a roguelike deck building thingy like Slay the Spire.

>>280635055
The objectively best one is the one with Flan in it.

>>280635426
Sex can come later. I just want to watch her flex around and perform acrobatics. So cute.

>>280635055
This. Imperishable Night is still the best Touhou game ever made. Both easy and challenging, some of the best songs in the series, and both Sakuya and Remilia kicking ass.

>>280636736
Anything that involves my vampwife is already a 10/10.

>>280636831
>that smile
He's literally me

Small yet firm vampire booblets,
Round and tight vampire butt,
A body you just want to squish.

>>280535195
magnificent

>>280637861
The best part about doll girls is they are 100% provably real and you can easily buy as many as you like. If they don't just look like cheap sex dolls, no one will judge you for keeping them around either. It is considered a traditional and respectable hobby to keep and build your harem.

>>280638034
Most normal people are weirded out by dolls. Even if they don't know you are using it as an onahole, they are still going to assume you are some kind of sexual deviant for having them.

>>280638148
Or a psycho killer like in some movies

>>280638148
I think it is more their general perception of you. If gramps has a few dolls for example, but is a pillar of the family, no one is really going to judge it. If fatty mcbasementweeb has a horde of dolls around his bed while he disappoints the parents, then they will judge. Even if they view something as bad, they are a lot more willing to simply compromise if they feel they like or need your presence. The only people who'd get offended by something small and immediately make up fiction and reject your are terminally online people who don't really have real experiences to begin with other than social media drama.
tldr: just be a nice and helpful person and others will be a lot more tolerant of you

It is a vampire thread, yet somehow we found place for Touhou and Rozen Maiden

Epic

>>280638705
All paranormal girls are good

>>280639227
Very cute

delicious

Imagine a JS vampire club. A collection of girls who secretly meet because they realize they are all vampires.

>>280638705
>>280639227
>Rozen Maiden
I need to stop being such a lazy pleb and start reading the manga or watch the anime. I've been putting it off for a long time.

>>280639917
Remi's sensitive spot...

>>280618947
>>280623763
>>280624376

>>280628505
Weird kinky sex with boynobu!

>>280639917
>>280640450
Backpire

>>280640798
Vampwife's sweaty, sensual back on a hot summer day.

>>280628505
None of those.

>>280630114
It's just shapeshifting. Not too different from Dramaturgy turning his arms into swords.

>>280631598
>>280633505
I haven't watched Mustard either. But I have already read it. Bon Appetit was really the last part I wanted to see.

>>280641166
Nice back

>>280641166
Vamp nape rape.

>>280616026
NTA but I am at a level where I am so infatuated with her that I wouldn't even post her in a shitposty thread like this one. She's my waifu and simply too good of a girl for a thread like this.

>>280643403
This isn't a shitpost thread, but, you do as you need to friend.

>>280643403
There is nothing shit about these threads. They are like an oasis in a desert of shit. We also have many new interesting discussions every thread. If isekai fans can have threads for their psuedo genre, then we can too (vampire is actually a tag on some sites).

Vampire girls are all really cute!

>>280644561
I can't help but giggle, even if internally, whenever I see Shinobu's dopey face. Watanabe is really good at designing mascot tier characters, Shinobu is so iconic.

>>280643403
sorry anon this is not a shitpost thread, just one dedicated to the enjoyment of vampire girls and their discussion. probably one of the few good threads here, I always visit.
>>280644667
it's probably the least threatening face belonging to the most threatening vampire.

>>280644667
I love this Nobu pic. so much.
I want to be that pumpkin...

>>280645112
Nobu footed

>>280646122
In my mouth.

Raped coded pires.

>>280647114
Shinobu pretty much is trapped into a sex cycle with Araragi. Early on she didn't want it and even got a helmet to put on during it so he at least couldn't pat her head. You could see her curling up all sad in the corner as her acting raped.

>>280648514
Mayoi Vamp

I recently got a job doing overnight work, in hopes that I would find a vampire girl, however, everyone seems to sadly be human. Perhaps some day, one will miraculously show up.

just don't sniff her feet it's not healthy to be inhaling germs that predate the Renaissance

>>280650039
I wouldn't just sniff them, I would put them in my mouth.

>>280650096
you are going to catch pneumonia

>>280650106
A death worthy dying for.

>>280650154
it's not deadly.
You must be alive to spread Remi plague

>>280650172
>it's not deadly.
Excellent.
I shall relish in her feet all day long then.

>>280650207
good human

>>280650234
*cums all over those soles*

>>280650247
becoming a mind controlled slave for Remi after she bites you and having to be with her forever. Horrible.

>>280650283
Yeah, horrible... haha.

>>280650330
I sure hope Remilia-sama won't stomp and rub her bare feet on my face until I can't breath.

>>280650395
Her feet don't need to be on ur face to make you struggle to breathe

>>280500376 (OP)
regenerating hymen

>>280650414
Honestly, I'd probably just cum straight up if she were to flaunt her feet at me.

>>280500376 (OP)
Not smelly

my lungs are melted

>browsing the internet or watching anime all night
My life is so similar to Sophie's.

I'll never understand feetfags. I just think feets are cute.

>>280654833
who is she?

Make them die in sunlight again.

>>280654833
So erotic and moe

>>280634315
legacy of the lunatic kingdom, if you end up enjoying the games.

Wheelchair bound pires.

>>280656049
do not bully yukari for being different

>>280656049
Legs got sunned...

All I want to do is tenderly love my vampire wife

>>280656827
And touch her butt

>>280657172
While she sleeps

Anon, Flan is crying! What do you do?

>>280658889
Squish her butt

>>280658889
She's hungry, but overdid it again and killed anon without leaving a single drop of blood left for her to drink.

>>280658889
Remi's husband won't fuck her

>>280659124
They can fuck each other

>>280659186
Is that allowed?

>>280659330
theyre devils not bound by common sense nor morality in a fantasy world

>>280659330
Incest is the only realistic outcome for an asocial 495 year old vamp neet who enjoys breaking taboos
Given she is not interested in making friends or meeting new people, the only significant relationship she will ever have is with her sister

Forever flat

>>280660075
I like that white outfit she wore once.

>>280660258
Blonde Shalltear kinda cute

These threads are pretty chill. Being in others is hell and this place is a nice little rest.

>>280661297
The vampire effect

For me, it's Yupieru-sama.

>>280662122
What was she from again? I keep forgetting.

>>280662347
Some hentai doujinshi made by Nanashi.

>>280664219
I want a game with collectibles like this

>>280650431
I bet Sophie played this game

Vampire girl butt stuffing.
Vampire girl butt huffing.
Vampire girl butt sniffing.
Vampire girl butt nuzzling.
Vampire girl butt loving.

>>280664697
Sexiest outfit known to man.

>>280664763
Where did it even come from? Does she where it in a figure or something?

>>280664983
Originally a fig.

>>280665155
I knew it, they give Shinobu so many sexy figs. It is why I don't really feel bad for not buying one yet. Because I know that when the time comes, some well designed sexy Shinobu will be waiting for me.

>>280611752
>spank

>>280665217
Crazy how she has so many figs. I got two, and by the time they arrived, some others got announced.

>>280665237
We need more spanking in anime. I especially like when girls spank their own butts like they think it is somehow a taunt.

I just want a vampire wife

>>280660075
as all vamp girls should be

>>280668221
Watched this for the first time not too long ago. It's cute. Sucks that it'll never be fully adapted.

>>280669503
With Shaft you never know. They could decide to bring back a very old thing if they thought they could do something unique with it.

>>280665237
Where's this from? That's a nice ass.

>>280671141
SauceNAO is your friend. It won't bite you, I swear.

>>280671141
If anyone spoonfeeds you the answer it would be a travesty.

>>280671141
Rosario to Vampire Capu2 - 13
Rosario + Vampire: Capu 2
TV Series (2008) - 13 Episodes
JPTitle: ロザリオとバンパイア Capu2
EPName: Cross and Family and a Vampire

>>280672297
Thanks bro, I can always count on someone to spoonfeed me.

>>280673508
Just when I thought I'd seen it all, suddenly a vampire boat appears!

>>280673508
That's her undies. Why is she so blatantly showing them off???

>>280673703
We need a blond lolipire student in Kivotos. Cute and funny levels would be off the charts!

>>280674368
I'd start playing Blue Archive again if they did a Monogatari collab that included Shinobu.

>>280674157
That's just how they are.

>>280676035
I'd start singing if I saw this

>>280674368
I want her to kufufu~ at me while I lick her bare feet.
She truly has high lolipire energy.

>>280628505
5th

I love Arcueid

>>280678097
I'm glad I've become more attracted to thighs recently

>>280674368
I nutted to that one animation where she's swishing cum around in her mouth as if it was mouthwash.

>>280678097
Very underrated 'pire

>>280610270
Her hugging him with her wings as well is what makes this image.

Going to Mass with your lawfully wedded pious Catholic vampire wife!

>>280679716
>lawfully wedded pious Catholic vampire wife
peakpire

>>280667252
>span
You think there would be more too for the amount of school girls in shows. Its a pretty common fetish in Japan too.

>>280681805
Cute dumbpire!

>>280678108
>>280679449
She's underrated but one day her time shall come

>>280677552
>>280679999
Cute tummy

>>280684538
Cute everything, actually.

>>280621043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L24Bh3f0ybo

>>280683311
>>280678097
Wife

I love vampire girls!

Milking vampire tits.

>>280688021
Milking flatpire tits.

>>280687286
I want to have a cute vampire daughter so bad...
Not to sexualize her in any way. I'd just want a pure, wholesome father-daughter relationship.

>>280687286
Imagine pire thighs that close to your cheeks

>>280689974
Imagine wholesomely giving her a bath and washing her smooth butt.

>>280689626
What's wrong with her.

>>280691079
Horny

This vampire thread is nearing the end...

>>280691701
And I've only been here for the last 2 days...

>>280691701
Vampires always get back up again, don't worry

We're getting really close to the end, this again was another good vampire thread, and I also just want to say that I love my beautiful little vampire queen wife of mine, beyond all things!!! :)

>>280691701
There will be more.

>>280692275
Ogling Shinobu's gentle slopes

>>280693202
Please rub your barefoot soles all over my face so that I may lick them clean with my tongue, Krul-sama.