Jap baseball fans switch MLB teams like a promiscuous grill changes bfs. Nomo era? Dodgers. Ichiro era? Mariners. Ohtani era? Angels, then back to Dodgers. Can't even blame the Dodgers for collecting Jap players; it makes perfect business sense. Still, it messed up the league's balance. As a Jap baseball fan, I sincerely apologize for our collective thottery.

Ate shit while doing a u-turn. My 'ku is mostly unharmed, at least.