>>722916076
>Jeez, what's wrong with your body? You really call that fat log a dick? How do you expect to fit that huge thing in this little body of mine? Ok fine, but let me handle it. You just lie back and don't you dare move! We're taking this nice and slow, I need time to adjust so you dont split me in half with that big honkin' ramrod of yours.

why is she so fucking hot jesus christ

An army of Midnas, all stuffed with explosive goo and ready to blimp up and detonate

Midna is built to be pumped up into a smug, swollen nuclear bomb imp