Ah yes the actual best Zelda game

BIOLUMINESCENT TEAL ASSHOLE

I want to fuck Midna

Midna is a Poochie, the game is about her. She steals the entire focus of the plot to the point that the confrontation between Link and Ganondorf actually feels shoehorned in. He doesn't even talk to Link, he ONLY talks to Midna, until he beats her off-screen and then suddenly Link and Zelda are teleported out of castle and have to fight Ganondorf instead.

>>713647828
So perfect

>>713647957
And it's better off for it. Zelda characters are notoriously boring, so when a game finally has a good character it's somehow bad that it focuses on her.

If Midna wasnt in TP, it would be panned by /v/.

>>713647957
>>713648482
Yeah Midna is the titular Twilight Princess and should be the focus of the game nimrod

Midna is a loli
Cope

>>713647957
>one of the few characters in the franchise who's somewhat interesting and gets actual character development
>somehow a Poochie
Link is a pawn, Ganondorf only talks to important royalty until Link pisses him off too much. He was also foreshadowed, if you didn't see Ganondorf coming I don't know what to tell you.

built for hyper belly inflation

>>713649683
And?

>>713649683
She literally isn’t if you’ve beaten the game. She’s just in a weakened state until the end.

>>713647957
>establish Ganon was already dealt with
>kill zelda
>set up Midna to be the princes
>game promptly has an aneurysm as it realizes it just broke the formula and shits itself trying to force everything back in to the mold
god i hate nintendo

Why does Midna make /v/ so gay? I swear in like one third of Midna threads I've seen there's anons encouraging other anons to jerk off and it devolves into /trash/-tier stuff.

>>713649816
Yes
>>713649826
Stfu cocksleeve, she's one too.

>>713650890
She has strange and anomalous powers; the sheer cognitive dissonance caused by anons wanting to fuck Midna whilst she isn't real causes them to turn prison gay.

>>713650890
What?

>>713647632 (OP)
Why do some people hate this? I played it and had fun with it
t: Only Zelda games i've played are Twilight Princess and Breath of the Wild on Zemu emulator

If it's a 3D Zelda game it ain't the best Zelda game.

>>713653616
Play Ocarina and Wind Waker

>>713647828

Midna imp form > Midna (True Form)
I want to fuck both of them though.

I'm on my way deeper, wish me luck.

>>713655023
KEK

>>713653616
I have a few issues with it, even though I think Midna is the best character in the series.
1)Pacing. The game pads out certain sections to be too long, and I've reconsidered replaying it due to it. The beginning is the most notorious example, but it does feel like a slog in other areas.
2) It's just not as fun to explore as other Zeldas of the era imo. Skyward Sword suffers the same fate. I just didn't like exploring Hyrule that much, as it didn't feel like there was much there. There are a few gems (the fishing hole is really chill and Lake Hylia is nice to look at) but the majority of the map is uninteresting, and I only did it for completions sake
3) Midna steals the show. Outside of her, there aren't a whole lot of good characters. Maybe because of her large amount of development, the other characters really feel like they have the personality of a plank of wood (Ilia especially). I feel like they could have spent just a little more time fleshing out the other characters a bit. Would have liked to see more Ashei, Telma, Luda, etc. I don't know about Illia since she never seems to have a personality in the first place

>>713649507
>>713649604
cute onaholes

>>713655324
>Right>Left
Right also needs a less half assed mask. Midna has a Mayan stone carved mask on her head, this one is just a puck with an upside down face. Yawn. Bump it up, Huffy, bump it up.

>>713655246
Everything around the starting village is just a slog, and the characters there are as barebones as you get. Collecting light essence becomes a slog hella fast whenever it comes up. Also the game pulls a lot of "Start something as normal link (but you arrive as wolf link), then have to continue it right after triggering it as wolf link, to then turn in as normal link" more times then I care to count that pads things out a lot worse.

>>713655728
I think the worst part is that the slog is not even to pad the time, not like Wind Waker where they just ran out of time and added a huge pad at the end. The game would be plenty long without that shit, and that almost makes it more annoying to plow through.

>>713650738
No, they pretty much said Ganondorf was the source of Zant’s power after the third fused shadow and at the Arbiter’s Grounds.

https://files.catbox.moe/oa9nhj.webm

>>713657391
what in the ever loving fuck is this

>>713657919
I am going to guess it is the inside of a toy, and anon was so proud he wanted to share. I hope that's what it is.

>Miamoto killed the Twilight Princess sequel where Link leaves Hyrule in search of impussy

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR SHIGERU MIYAMOTO AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

>>713654862
I want to get eaten by imp form Midna.

>>713658242
Look how badly they shat the bed on maintaining character consistency and lore when doing a sequel to BotW. We got the manga, we got the game, we have dreams of what might've been, and that's better than having those dreams trampled by reality.

>>713658242
>sequel where you look for midna
>never ever find her and are stuck with an inferior companion instead then the game ends
Maybe it was all for the best.

>>713658057
>I hope that's what it is.
nigger what else would it be

>>713658349
>character consistency and lore
I thought they managed Riju just fine, and I'm glad I got to play the game with her following me everywhere without her skirt.

>>713658591
blender animation

>>713647828
>>713654521
>>713655023
okay but why is it always a BIOLUMINESCENT teal?

>goat wrasslan
>sumo wrestlan
>inner wolf unleashan
>shortstack imp moanan
>horseback swordfightan
>stronghold destroyan
>yeti snowboardan
>rail surfan
>western showdownan
>gravity defyan
>spidermannan
>fishan
>rollgoalan
>canoean
>poe huntan
>loli bug smellan
>sword skill learnan
>big mommy tiddy staran

TP is the Zelda for chads.

>>713647632 (OP)

Midnass

>>713659290
ftfy

Twilight Bitch [Decensored]

>>713658349
Don’t forget Hyrule Warriors anon
>Mfw a 2014 spinoff is better than BotW (never got a Switch so cannot comment on Tears)
>About 700 hours of playtime to beat everything up to the MM DLC
>Switch exclusive stuff comes to the WiiU version just before WiiU online is killed
>Got it but haven’t touched it because I dread how much more time I’ll have to devote
On another note, the TP manga is great because granny cougars have something for everyone.

>>713653702
LTTP CHAD
>>713659472
Based

>>713659274
Did a 100% playthrough of the WiiU version with some friends a few years back. Made it so we rotated who played whenever we got hit by something (not just enemies). Yeti snowboarding was both fun and infuriating because that rule carried over to that too.

Midna is built to be pumped up into a smug, swollen nuclear bomb imp

>>713660038
Facts

>>713659314
Lmao

>>713659459
Kek

>>713649507
I like the far right one even though it's not as "cute" as the final design

>>713660038
Built for turning into a helpless, creaking and fit to blow imp orb

>>713659161
to lure in prey
and emergency flashlight

>>713666274
Never seen this one before

>>713649683
She looks closer to toddler for me. A demonette toddler. That's hot.

>>713658242
If we ever did get a sequel, by the grace of whatever unholy monkey god, what would it even be about? Link going back to the realm of shadow to find Midna is a given, but in terms of big baddies it might be tough. Best I can think of is "the super secret dark god of the middle tri-force section" or something like that.

>>713649683
She's a Muppet, specifically one of those goblin things from Labyrinth.

Linkna is a cute ship desu

>>713669378
Given it's about Link going into the realm of shadow to rescue Midna, you could make it like Link Between Worlds and have the villain be either circumstance or even the light world. It'd be interesting to see something like the King of Hyrule warped by decades in the realm of shadow trying to cleanse it with light.

>>713647957
The game is fucking called "Twilight Princess", moron.

>>713650738
You didn't play the game. You should, it's great.

I have a MIGHTY need...
https://mouldforged.myshopify.com/products/the-goblin-full-sized-penetratable-toy?variant=46462360224052

>>713668239
It's by me, I waited for someone to draw her like this for so long I ended up doing it myself

>>713669869
'dorf would undoubtedly have the dankest weed

>>713669584
>have the villain be circumstance
Link just stumbling into a series of small/medium-sized conflicts and periodically stopping to help would be a nice plot. Sort of like Majora's Mask but without Skull Kid and Majora.

>>713670956
A political schism going down in the Twili kingdom would be pretty great imo. Especially considering Midna wasnt exactly a nice gal until she got sweetened up by Link during TP. Would help explain how easy it was for Zant to overthrow her as well.

>>713669869
Every so often I see this in one of these threads and I really want to buy it. I jack off then realize that I was just horny and don't, but one of these days it's gonna hit me. That and the Amy one.

>>713671469
As someone that shilled out for a fleshlight way back when, dont, the cleanup and upkeep just make you go back to hand wanking more often than not.

Ive actually been turning over the idea of a "I can't believe its not Midna and Wolf Link!" game. Were the wolf sections of TP any good or are my rose tinted glasses getting the better of me? And if I did actually develop it what would you like to see?
I know that the Midna stand in should be able to aquire different masks for new abilities, but beyond that Im not sure what to include to make the game appealing beyond "ImP aSs AWoOOoGaH!!!"

>>713671935
Wolf sections never came close to realizing their potential. You could make the movement-based stuff work but you'd absolutely have to rework the combat, there's almost no substance to it.

>>713672029
>>713671935
The point of the wolf sections was to somewhat intentionally limit the player and introduce them to the entire area for the next arc of the story without them getting sidetracked. They're for pacing more than anything.

>>713671469
From what I heard, those are told to be too tight, like fucking tire rubber.
Grab an onahole instead or better yet a hip like a Puni ana dx

>>713647632 (OP)
Besides the two hour long tutorial you're right

>>713649683
She's an imp

Do you think we will ever see again Midna or something similar to her in a new Zelda game?

>>713678567
Totk killed the only Loli it had so no

>>713671935
>>713675196
Now that I think about it, it really was kind of weird to just turn link into a wolf. In MM he was turning into all sorts of things, so it's not transformation itself that's weird, it fits within the Zelda wackiness. But just a wolf, like not even a variety of animals, and he doesnt even get magic wolf powers other than Midnas help. Like he's just an actual wolf, its bizarre when you think of what else they could have done

>>713679834
The Zelda series has always had a connection with transformations between Majora's Mask, Wind Waker taking over seagulls, the various transformation rings in the Oracle games, and even Zelda II with the Fairy transformation spell.

If you look at A Link to the Past that Link turns into a bunny, because the dark world's magic warps him into a truer representation of himself. He's just kind of a dude. TP Link just has a more basic-bitch fursona.

TP was by far the absolutely WORST main-line LoZ game ever made.

>>713684224
SS, Breath and it's sequel would like to have word

>>713654521
lmao