Thread 718184909

It's friday anons!
You know what that means~

BIOLUMINESCENT

>>718184909 (OP)
>You know what that means~
I don't

Post it.

>>718184909 (OP)
Is this the good thread?
The ones with Zelda always get flooded with NTR and gay porn

>>718187230
The featureless_crotch tag is commonly misused on boorus like rule34, and it makes me sad.

>>718184909 (OP)
Please put midna or butt in your post so I can filter it thanks

>>718184909 (OP)
ASS

>>718184909 (OP)

Fartbox Friday?

>>718188049
No. The Midna thread always gets flooded with scat.

>>718188049
The good one is later on Saturday. This being a good ol' Midna thread, she can hold her own

>>718189102
>ASS

>>718184909 (OP)
Celebrating facesitting friday with my fat fuck lovander

Friday at last

i just think she's neat

>>718184909 (OP)
Featureless crotcho Fridayo

>>718192834
AND WHEN EVERYONE'S MIDNA...

>>718190981
wind waker fags are embarrassing

>>718184909 (OP)
Sorry Midna, I already promised my cum to Helen Parr tonight and a cum-oath is a gamer's sacred bond

>>718190408
Or certain links to videos...

>>718194428
hey some of those are prime fap material

imp midna always looked to me like she had booger breath

>>718195954
Imagine how loud her horn is.

>>718197583
>BRAAAAAAAP

For me it's
>big penis humiliation
>penis milking
>facesitting
>nullilingus
>null stimulation

>>718199527
>No small_penis_adoration
Poser

>>718199974
Just about any human dick is going to be huge for her, anon. small penis adoration only works when it's a girl about your size or bigger.

>>718199527
Midna was made for sph.

>OH BOY TIME TO DUMP SOFTCORE PORN ON A BLUE BOARD XDDDD
go back

>>718199527
>big penis humiliation
I need more of this.

Would you? for $2500

How am I supposed to play TP with a raging hardon the whole time?

Post the porn, anons, I need to fap

>>718204061
Yes, no

>>718193581
midna vore

>>718187549
https://files.catbox.moe/oa9nhj.webm

>>718204859
Breeding Midna...

>>718206008
Watching Anon breed Midna...

>>718206619
Breeding Midna with anon...

>>718184909 (OP)
>You know what that means~
FISH

>>718204859
Stop posting this trash every thread.

>>718203619
>holy shit, is this a cock or a murder weapon?
>no wonder you're so stupid, your brain doesn't get any blood when you get hard!
>hahaha you're NEVER losing your virginity with this massive THING! Settle for a breeding mount like the dumb animal you are.
>I thought this was an arm at first, but that would've made you less of a freak than THIS!
>I bet Navy fighters try to land on your dick when you go swimming!

>>718207137
yeah, this is a thread appreciating a sexy imp, no-one, and i mean NO-ONE wants to see a sweaty internet nerd jacking off in a midna thread.

>>718184909 (OP)
the thread where anon starts posting his webms of himself fucking the midna fucktoy ?

>>718207663
It's already too late.

>>718207470
haha... yeah... no one

>>718208416
you can fuck off too, your AGP self inserting is a fucking mental illness, go outside, go for a walk, stop jacking off so much that your brain has nothing to ground itself to.
and stop fucking erping on public imageboards, be a proper faggot and get their skype, or discord, or fucking VRchat handle and do that shit in private
you degenerate.

>>718208723
nah, cope and seethe

>>718202607
back to ignoring your cheap bait, that is.

Ya stupid monkey *slaps*

>>718204061
I respect the effort that went into creating this thing but no

I finished this commission today
sorry its a cringe fetish

but its my fetish.

>you get your own Midna
>but pic related is what you get
Do you accept this monkey's paw wish?

>>718218238
If she acts the same way then I'll settle.

>>718184909 (OP)
It means I'm freeeee

Why won't Nintendo bring her back bros....

>>718218748
Already have plenty of girls ruining young boys, she is simply unneeded.

>>718218748
Modern Ninty would ruin her.

>>718219093
They brought her back for Hyrule Warriors, sexier than ever.

>>718218238
I'm overtly disappoint

>>718219226
>Hyrule Warriors was 11 years ago

>>718219226
That was Koei Tecmo. Then Nintendo seethed and made future Nintendo Warriors games purely tie-ins for specific games.

>>718219274
That hurts. but also definitive edition... and twilight princess HD...
>>718219298
They greenlit it though.

>>718204859
H-Hot...
Giwtwm...

>>718219373
HW1 was in the WiiU era, where they weren't in any position to push anyone around.

>>718219524
I mean they re-released it on Switch

>>718219442
I wish that were you as well

I just hope to see her again.

>>718219587
They rereleased virtually everything from the WiiU on the Switch. Hell, they even got it into their heads to also port Skyward fucking Sword, the game that killed classic Zelda. And I wonder if that's exactly why they only brought that to Switch and never bothered with the already-made WWHD or TPHD.

>>718207440
>no wonder you're so stupid, your brain doesn't get any blood when you get hard!
This would get me.

>>718220245
Stupid sexy imp...

>>718184957
FECES

>>718207470
>no-one, and i mean NO-ONE wants to see a sweaty internet nerd jacking off
Milking sweaty fat horny nonny...

>>718207440
I understand the degradation but this feels like more fishing for compliments than getting off to bullying.

>>718207470
????
That's literally the best thing about it.
And you better be super hairy too!

>>718217403
It's nice but... what exactly is the fetish here? Tentacles? They're not quite standard tentacles. Tickling? Being restrained? An autistically specific blend of multiple fetishes?

>>718221406
tickling
I mean everything you said is good but thats the main one

>>718219774
Asscreed of the wilds killed Zelda, retard.

>>718220878
tfw can't have a nonny who'd milk me with a midna toy in my life...

>>718221905
Filming nonny mating press and dominate a sex toy...

>>718204061
This looks like a bad SFM model, Id rather have an on model Midna or none at all

>>718184909 (OP)
Imagine Midna raping you with her tiny body bros

>>718222141
Got to get it from the backside too. Got to watch how these fat hips slam into that toy....
You got to get /real/ close too, just to get the good shots...

>>718222287
can't rape the willing

>>718222303
And gotta encourage nonny all the way through it

faggots are disgusting

>>718222287
>pinning you with her magic hair and having her way with you

My penis is 7.05" and I have been jorkin to Midna for 18 years

>>718222392
Nonny... We need a camera, and a Midna fleshlight... Stat

>>718223084
Cute Imp

Oh look the janny shows himself but does not delete his own thread.

Good, fuck those faggots.

built for hyper belly inflation

>friday
it's saturday wtf

>>718223932
We could put this in wplace

Wolf link cookie...ToT

We need a Midna solo game.

Can Midna's hair be brushed or is it like a muscle?

>>718230118
I think it can be brushed. Looks like it'd be nice to feel.

>>718184909 (OP)
i dont get it

>>718230407
The way it glows makes me think it would be warm all the time.

>>718230541
The glow would be nice to see in the dark.

oh no another midna thread jesus my peepee can't handle this

>>718226886
>i want to cum in her ass then eat my meals off her ass which is leaking a pungent mix of my cum and her feces
bro what the fuck is wrong with these people

>>718231115
Imps don't poop.

>>718231056
Yes it can, anon. You need to let it know who's boss!

>>718184909 (OP)
How big is Midna's dick exactly?

>>718232216
Big enough that she can suck herself off while sitting upright.

>>718232216
Roughly 1.2 times the size of my rectum

>>718232216
She doesn't have one, homo.

>>718232216
>cute girl character
>LETS ADD A BIG DICK HAHAHA

>>718235319
Plump

>Midna Friday
>Zelda girl Saturday
Yep, it’s weekend time.

Twilight Princess 2 but Link is "cursed" into Young Link and you mostly use Midna for the adventure.

>>718184909 (OP)
Toeless Midna feet in my mouth

>>718218748
Only Sakurai has brought her back

As a damn Assist Trophy not once but twice

>That guy that made the midna onahole made a full torso variant
>It still has a hole all the way through
I JUST WANT A MIDNA ONAHOLE THAT FEELS LIKE I'M ACTUALLY BUSTING A NUT INSIDE HER, FUCK

>>718221847
It’s even affected the Zelda logos too, brief tangent but what style of Zelda logos do you guys like?

>>718238138
Do you have any fucking idea how annoying it is to clean an onahip without a through hole?

I have a fever, I'm not fapping tonight.

>>718207440
>>718220498
>>718221332
I really, really, really like being degraded but also teasingly encouraged as a dumb animal breeding stud because I'm large and also completely insatiable
all you small dicked fags who have mountains and mountains of sph content don't know my pain...

>>718238221
i'm licking it clean either way what difference does it make?

>>718238221
I FULLY understand the concept, however I REALLY want to feel like I'm actually cumming inside of Midna.

>>718238138
>>718238579
No joke if he just offered an option with the hole only going part-way through it'd be an instant buy from me. The hole going all the way through is convenient but takes away some of the suction feeling and pretty undeniably some of the psychological edge.

>>718238579
This

>>718238193
Oot is tops but botw and totk feel like cheap imitation

>>718238816
Ask him. It shouldn't be hard to modify for his molding

>>718238193
TP

>>718238816
can't you just put a cork in it

>>718241928
If god is benevolent why can't I go down vored by a sexy imp?

>>718241928
>>718242958
I dunno, whenever I see a really detailed image of a girl with her mouth open and tongue out I just think about sticking my dick in there.

>>718188049
>tag is commonly misused
happens everywhere and with every tag

>>718243567
Yeah. Other anon is crazy.

>>718238463
Okay, fine, I'll help you. Only because you're not feeling well. Maybe if you were feeling fine I'd still help you anyway. I haven't decided yet.

>>718238536
>anon pumping his onahole full then licking it out
That's hot desu

>>718244748
she vores him btw

>>718244829
not in my headcanon she doesn't

>>718244871
facts don't care about your feelings

>>718244748
>anal
what happens if Link gets poo on his dick?

>>718242670
That's a nice butt.

>>718240116
that doesn't really work, besides for most guys their dicks are gonna ram against the cork until it falls out which is what happens to me.

i think vaginas are more pleasing to look at than assholes

>>718191432
based

>>718246524
I genuinely think they look nice.

>>718246524
buttholes are cute
pussies are either cute, blown out, or sexy
buttholes on average are cuter

>>718246524
I disagree.

Midna owes me shrinking and anal vore in that order.

>>718248726
Midna owes me raw creampie sex where I shoot my load straight against her cervix.

>>718248907
That is also acceptable.
This fat assed imp takes a lot but never gives.

why is she so fucking hot jesus christ

>>718243567
How vanilla and tame. I'm too far gone to get any stimulus out of this.

>>718249403
>Design one of the sexiest designs ever put into vidya
>Quite possibly put into any piece of media ever, like easy SSS-tier sex appeal
>Give her an actual character with a real narrative arc so that people get attached to her on top of wanting to fuck her fucking brains out
>Still gets constant fanart to this day 20 years later

>Never use her in another mainline game, her last appearance was in a musou game
Does Nintendo just fucking hate money? Just fangle up some bullshit reason why Midna appears in the game in her imp form again. It's not like BotW or TotK cared about any of the previously-established lore.

>>718249927
They could at least make the Twili a reoccuring race somehow.

>>718249927
surely they're just afraid of fucking her up somehow and ruining the character

>>718249927
She canonically became human at the end of the game and that design isn't nearly as popular as the imp one. Would have to pull some real asspull to keep her as an imp, if I remember correctly she herself hates that form

>>718251594
You remember correctly. They could just say "blah blah new curse imp form again lol" and rake in cash if they wanted to.

>>718251819
I do agree that it's odd she was never brought back when she really must be the 4th most popular and well known zelda character behind link, zelda and ganondorf themself

>>718249927
TOO MUCH CHARACTER
TOO SEXY DESIGN
MUST FOCUS ON LINK AND ZELDA ROMANCE WE FORCED IN AND DOESN'T MAKE RETROACTIVE SENSE IN A LOT OF GAMES WHERE LINK ISN'T INTERESTED IN HER
PLEASE UNDERSTAND

>>718207440
God this made me hard

>>718207440
>>no wonder you're so stupid, your brain doesn't get any blood when you get hard!
If Midna said this to me I feel like my brain would revert to full cavemen mode and I'd just pound her until my balls were fucking empty. Christ.

>>718252796
>Imagining her saying this while listening to >>718252883 as an auditory aid
Good fucking Lord man

>>718251594
when i was a child and straight i didn't find the imp attractive at all but the mom version was sexo
nowadays that i'm a raging homosexual porn addict (like all of my fellow /v/ros) i see the appeal of the imp, but i'm not so certain the average normie thinks that way

>>718254614
>sitting on his face
why would anyone want this, she doesn't shower or wipe a single time the entire game

>>718254393
I have really vanilla taste overall and when I played TP for the first time back in 2006 I wanted fuck imp Midna HARD. Between her cocky expressions and those noises she'd make it really got me going.

Imagine

>>718255958
you don't have to imagine anon

>>718233761
The consequences of falling for tranny psyops, a real tragedy.

>>718256828
futaphiles pre-date the current tranny zeitgeist anon.

>>718256828
Anon the era of futanari popularity predates the era of tranny shit by at least ten years.

>>718252796
>making HER the stupid one from constant forced squirting orgasms
>shivering and shuddering, eyes crossed, massive puddle of drool, unable to utter a single coherent word, oozing ungodly amounts of your cum and her pussy juice out of her freshly gaping snatch like an overstuffed Boston Creme donut
>if you look closely her pupils are cartoon hearts

>>718257323
no shot, futabu by bosshi is the breakout for futa popularity, linetrap is the breakout for tranny popularity, that's like 3 years difference
any alternative proposals will need evidence, link me it and i'll consider

>>718219774
They didn't bother with TPHD or WWHD because they want everyone to forget those games ever existed as one is blatantly unfinished and the other is a shameless derivative (and slightly unfinished) version of OOT.
Also it is kinda hard to sell people on a next gen re-release of a remastered title from a previous generation.

>>718207440
>>718257428
Is it gay if an anons posts makes me hard?

>>718257830
yea, unless you help him cum too, then it's just bros helping bros out

>>718257830
Not if they're about sex with a woman.

>>718257705
>no shot, futabu by bosshi is the breakout for futa popularity
I don't know when Futa Club was originally published but futanari was already an extremely popular fetish in ERP communities ~25+ years ago. The rise of trannies didn't happen until the 2010s.

>>718194198
>Thread still up
>It's now tomorrow, so tonight has passed
OH N-

>>718232216
Answer this instead

How mentally retarded and gay are you?

>>718258242
Oh cool, Midna's dressed like that thing I had my first ejaculation inside of.

>>718258432
...the first time you ever came was with an onahole? How'd that work? You just never masturbated before ordering one?

>>718258432
ever? or today?
asking for a friend

>>718258242
I need more tenga Midnas

>>718249927
Midna absolutely should’ve been playable in Smash with all those points brought up

>>718258635
Sorry. Fire Emblem character #59 is more important

>>718258635
replace link with cremia, replace ganon with saria and replace skull kid with din (oracle tiny tit version but with added armpit hair) and this list would be perfect

>>718258527
Ever.
>>718258513
You just never masturbated before ordering one?
Almost. I started trying for a little while (much later than normal), but wasn't able to finish because the sensation from my hands was just too much due to my autistic sensory issues still being present at that point. The Tenga was a hail mary idea, and it was indeed even more overstimulating the first few times I tried, but eventually it just clicked for me and I finally unloaded for the first time inside it. Then a ton more times that day, and I was able to also start cumming with just my hands. It instantly burst open the floodgates of my libido, which had some interesting issues for a little while.

>>718204331
>>718221275
>>718222180
>>718230541
>>718238497
>>718254614
>>718254106

>>718258901
Are they actually as good as they say they are? Been thinking about trying one. If so congrats on your first-ever nut being in something like that.

>>718254106
YES!

>>718259061
It's okay, but they're better known for being relatively cheap and mass-produced. Though, yes, it was fucking incredible to shoot my very first ropes inside of.

>>718258901
kinda based

>>718259061
i only ever had one penetratable and no matter how much lube i used it was way too tight for me to use, always hurt (i could nut but it was a painful nut i'd be sore from later) but i do have a giant dick so your mileage may vary

>>718258851
Just say you want a Super Bash Sisters anon, I do too

>Ohh puppy is packing!
>You know, I hear naughty pups break their toys...
>Be honest puppy, how many toys have you broken with this big bone of yours?
>Does puppy want to break one more? For me? Of course you do!
>If you break this one to pieces before you make a mess, I might just let you finish all over me...

>>718259431
Bruhh...

How often did you dash?

>>718258242
>you come home to find her dressed like this on your bed
>"I DID say you'd have to settle for a 'sex toy', virgin"

>>718260151
A fucking LOT when my parents weren't around

>>718257428
The best part about Midna is that she acts tough and cocky but you still see her vulnerable side and learn pretty quick that she's a bit soft underneath. So combine that with the fact your cock is like proportionately 4 times bigger to her than an average woman you just know she'd go full mindblank mode if you really pounded her.

>>718260151
A lot because it was faster and funner.

>>718184909 (OP)
midna a cute

>>718261067
>after a few minutes she stops being fuck-retarded
>"I... (huff)... I told you your cock was too big... idiot..."
>passes out with a trembly smile, letting out a couple contented little breathy sighs as she drifts off

Midna's soles on my face

What do you think would be better
>Grabbing Midna's hips and bouncing her up and down on your cock like an onahole
Or
>Grabbing Midna's hips and pushing them down into the bed while you piston in and out of her like a breeding mount

>>718263936
the first seems really appealing

>>718263936
Onahole

is there anyone into true form midna

>>718264208
why would i be, really
>is anyone into (completely different character)?

>>718255958
This manga gets Midna proportions

>>718264208
Yes but mostly when I want some wholesome.

>>718264624
wouldnt she still tease link the same amount?

>>718265865
Of course but the sex would be fairly vanilla whereas Impda is for rough onahole sex.

>>718264208
No

>>718264208
I'm into both of them.

>>718264208
She's great, I just prefer imp Midna partially because that's the one you see for 99% of the game. /v/ tends to think you gotta choose for whatever reason

>>718264208
In any other game true form Midna would be extremely popular. The problem is that you spend basically the whole game with imp form Midna and quite frankly her design is both much more unique and somehow feels more erotic than the actually human-proportioned lady. I think it's because her face is crazy expressive and she has such exaggerated hips.

>>718264208
Real Midna fans love both.

>>718263936
as someone with an onahole, the latter
there's something your brain does that makes cumming while thrusting your hips way more intense and satisfying

>>718270291
I always wedge my onahole in between the couch cushions so I can have thrust properly.
It's great, especially since I got a VR headset.

>>718270291
My theory is that the neural pathways for that motion are pretty much directly tied into the act, so your body chemistry lights up more when you do that. You're -supposed- to be thrusting your hips during sex.

>>718270657
Vance? Is that you?

>>718270291
Its always better standing up or on your bed then sitting down 100%.

>>718270771
It also sloshes the fluids around in your junk a whole bunch which probably gets things primed more.

>>718270960
>>718270771
>>718270657
the real forbidden tech is an onahole (wrapped in a towel) between you and a dakimakura you can wrap around and cuddle
looking into the eyes of a girl who gave me boners when I was X years old while cumming inside her and holding her as tight as I can has absolutely destroyed my motivation to ever put up with women again
it is true happiness