Hap? Hap...? HAP GET OFF YOUR LAZY PORCH MONKEY ASS AND GET IN HERE I NEED YOU! Oh, there you are Hap. Heh, no I didn't call you a porch monkey. Hap, my boy, you must have had your jungle beats on too loud. Now Hap, you know what day it is right? NO HAP YOU DUMB FUCKING NI- Hap... it's Halloween! The most spectacular and heckin awesomest holiday in all of the year! We get to be just like children again and forget all adulting while we dress up as heckin marvel and star wars characters and chug hoppy ipas. I've got you a darth vader costume and my nazi bitch wife a Leia slave costume and you're going to breed her white supremacist cunt on the front porch for all the evil white children to see while I hand out razor blade candies to all the little white devils that come to the porch. We're going to show them their place in this universe as slaves to the black God's desires, and you're going to fuck my asshole with your massive black fist too so I can sissygasm all over their shocked little faces while they see you ruin my wife's nazi slave owning bloodline. The sight will truly be burned into their little nazi minds for their whole lives! Hap... I don't heckin care if you don't feel comfortable doing this. Now get your costume on you stupid jigaboo nigger while I put jefre cantu-ledesma's love is a stream on the front speakers to set the mood, or ill have to threaten to kill my wife, myself, you, and your godlike black spawn again. I'll fucking cut you all into pieces before I blow my brains out all over your black cock. Heh... calm... just give me a puff of your niggerlicious weed to calm down... puff...calm...puff...calm...Woooosahhhhh, alright now lets get to bed and let the FUN begin!