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so yeah, penis

Half adhd half man

*enters the thread*

how does your meat stack up against gobbs?

Karate Combat has a 2 day event this weekend with a heavyweight tournament on the Friday, not sure if it’s one night though

Pereira’s sister fighting for a title on the Saturday

Someone post the pics

>>149796241
not even close meng

>>149796244
HW tournament bracket, winner fights Sam Alvey lmfao

finna

>seen tito's meng
>seen schaub's meng
>seen gooby's meng
life is good

TITO IS SUCH BAD ASS

Khadaddy is bigger.

id rather have a tiny dick than a crooked dick though

>>149796270
why are blacks so zesty

>>149796241
My piece is about the same size as Gooby's, but I'm 6'5" 230 so it looks small.

My dick curves up. Is that a good base for MMA?

Are you faggots seriously still talking about dicks

Had the weirdest dream that Gooby and Azealia Banks of all people were in the news

>>149796280
Maybe, but it's a bad base for reverse cowgirl

>>149796286
At least heem is talking about a white penis today. It's a small victory.

my dick plays on the double-feature screen
your dick went straight to DVD

Gooby's huge yukon gold package is driving the mma world WILD!

how do i link a post from a different board? i always forget

which WMMA fighter smells in a good way?

Now I know why Dee stays. Mmmhh DADDY!

>>149796302
I bet Casey O'Neill smells like vomit but like good vomit

imagine the headlines when Gooby gets busted for raping Ngannou

I'm surprised Daner hasn't called Francis a murderer

>>149796292
Not if you're long enough

https://x.com/happypunch/status/1944911578891198967?s=46

chat is this AI?

>>149796299
3 (THREE) meme arrows

new form of execution/torture: you lie down and Goobinderjeet stands above you naked with his meng above your face and a weight attached to his meng and when he loses his boner the weight comes crashing down into your skull

>>149796315
He's no sold him entirely, remember Francis showed up at some event after his murderous child killing rampage looking for a job and Dana ate an ice cream burrito instead

The fans don't want to see Aspinall vs Francis.
They want to see Aspinall vs Lewis and then Aspinall vs Cortes-Acosta. Those are the real big fights at heavyweight. Thanks, UFC!

>>149796222 (OP)
>>149796222 (OP)
>>149796222 (OP)


https://www.reddit.com/r/gettingbigger/comments/1lzut9c/nsfw_conor_mcgregor_does_pe_confirmed/

the bros of my favorite subreddit chime in


>7 length at most but probably 6.5. Girth between 5.5 and 6? It is thick.

>That’s not hanging though, he is basically doing kegels with resistance, at best he’s gonna shoot further but no actual size gains, hanging is done flaccid.
>He has no discoloration from this pics either, so no pumping or clamping.

>I’m thinking in the 6’s. He’s a short guy and it doesn’t look massive on his body. Some ppl in here saying he’s 7.5,7.

>>149796244
Bit hue heavy for my liking

>>149796336
I wanna see the black beast ground and pound some bussy

>>149796316
That's cap, trust me your bf is in pain

>>149796341
Keeps them on their toes

>>>29138922
test

>>149796348
haha idiot

>>149796350
i could never remember

how does gooby stay safe from pirates on his yacht? do they fear his meng or does he have like a bunch of cool tough commando guys going around

Where do we go from here

>>149796357
coke and a AK do wonders

ilia's is way denser

>>149796348
I'm sorry b now I feel bad

>>149796363
lift weights with peeepeee

>>149796363
we all have to post our mengs in solidarity now

>>149796363
We ask Jon Jones to show his meat next

Hammer curls are out
Meng curls are in

>>149796378
it's alright ill figure it out and ill try not to forget this time

>>149796383
mengs across the world, brother
>drops KFC mash and gravy stained pants

>>>/gif/29138922
test 2

its like this
>>>/tv/212729161

I ate so much slop yesterday I feel like a real piece of shit, this must be how dagestanis feel

Mm m-eat by khabib

>>149796414
>last post 20 days ago

le AI xD

>>149796424
i have some really old stuff

Gooby will rape Hasbulla to death with his spud spear

>barely has a curve to it
>Gets called crooked
Holy smokes I'm so fucking cooked

>>149796432
lift a weight with it

Chael can't stop looking at it

Why does he have a weight attached to his dick

>>149796442
It's called weightlifting look it up

>>149796442
so he doesn't fail his next penis inspection, you tard

just take that shit to a blacksmith dawg
just hammer that shit out straight

mma was on the ropes ready to tap out but one man brought it back from the jaws of defeat with his potato power cock

she would've unironically gone for it but gooby had too much rapist energy

>>149796432
So what?

>>149796470
they've been exchanging nudes since 2016

>>149796432
An up or down curve is okay. But left or right is kinda fucked up

I think this cock leak was just to distract from the Epstein files I fear

>>149796481
According to the schizo herself be serious bappa

>>149796495
The epstein leaks themselves being a distraction from gaza all goobs has to do is get sent belal's meng and we come full circle

>>149796432
Bro my shit curves downward like an anteater nose. We were not meant to look at other people's genitals all the time.

Got my dick lift up to 1 lb gonna try to work my way up to 5 lbs
Conor has truly inspired me
Im ready to heem the world

>>149796317
No its real. Chaeal couldnt stop

>>149796446
>>149796447
your dick doesnt have any muscles in it though…

Hey, I can be the answer
I'm ready to dance when the vamp up
And when oi whip dat meng, get your camera
You could see oi been dat guy since da Pamper
And that oi am that hung dick, the beacon
The mick who wants to compete and
I can freak a 'fit that pump with my peen

>>149796529
I didn't say a fucking thing about muscles you little retard

>>149796510
wonk cock paki would never have the balls to front up naked to the world like my boy goobert

Azealia Banks oh my days

>>149796529
>his dick doesnt have a six pack
Kwab

>>149796542
watch your fucking mouth boy. i will heem you. now tell me why conor had weights on his dick right fucking now

>>149796545
Well to be fair Canman's black beasts weren't visible either

I'm sure this has been mentioned, but there's no way in hell Conor didn't know Azealia Banks would expose him like that. He did that to the person most likely to expose him on purpose because he wanted to be exposed.

Connie should hit up Glorilla or Doja Cat next

Conor McGregor's erect penis

Glorilla looks like a disappointing heem

>>149796585
Yeah only like 100 times nigga. Respectfully

is dee a cuck?

>>149796585
I kinda doubt Banks is the only woman he sent them to

if you can't cocklift your own bodyweight then you have a DYEL dick

>>149796633
>tf
>tp
Easy to say at 4'6 and shy of 90lbs wet isn't it miguel

>>149796614
I think Dee is probably getting plapped on the side

Kek gottem
>>149796649
We don't know that though I really hope so the little bastard children must think they live in a huuahouse

>>149796614
Cuck queen is the correct term.

>>149796653
Tbf whilst Schaub was out tearing up mad pussy on the road, Mrs Schaub was seemingly just chilling at home

>>149796669
no it's not

How many times have you checked out that hog? Be honest.

>>149796673
Monitor. Off.

I looked at Connor's hog *49* times. Yes, 49. What I took away was not a crooked penis, but that Connor was yet to reach a full erection. This is Connor's biggest moment & I feel like the story is being lost.

>>149796687
If hes not even fully erect and he looks that big then were all screwed

>>149796677
It is. Retard.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cuckqueen

Has mma samoa joeru still not turned his camera on

>>149796682
I turned down sex with a human female to spend all day looking at it

Good morning heehave you done your dick curls to start the day

>>149796383
Kek
In unity we rise

>>149796711
Based, you're a true fight fan
I once had a lady over for drinks and ground and pounding and I turned on to watch prelims while hitting it from rear position if you know what I mean
The lady did not like it and I felt a bit weird

>>149796711
shameful you gotta get in the goob mindset and do some weird shit like making the the broad jack you to completion to the goobus mengus

shes in heat she needs more goobz

do you think Gooby pretended his meng was a crane and made crane noises while he was lifting the weight

Can imagine him doing that in his strange irish twang

If Conor is in the wrong, why is he rich and famous while all the other bums are nursing CTE and lung transplants?

Even brazza only got arab money after his red panty night.

The iphone he's holding is 6.4 inches and his meng is 70% of its length. Adjusting for distance away from the mirror, gooby is in the 6 inch range.

Dana White shows over 2 million dollars worth of Gooby nudes!

DC and DJ's reaction to McGoobs' hawlg

>>149796789
What are you a calvinist or a jew or summat was epstein a winner bc he had money use your brain for once fucking seppo

It's clear why the Lafeyete Legend was in his DMs now

The whore of Lafayette.

>>149796809
Epstein had an egg shaped weiner whereas Connor does not

MIKE WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT HAWG RIGHT THERE?

HOLY SHIT BUDDEH!

Why tf did Joe Rogan do a 3 hr podcast with Peter Thiel?

why tf did Joe Rogan get so sweet in he tank

latest on gooby penis size? did we get an accurate measure?

>>149796856
It's because he doesn't have heart. If you don't have this *pounds chest like an alpha*... You can take up all the karate in the world

I pound my chest and it make my titties flop around

Tomala promoted to r/downsyndrome mod

>>149796870
How the FUCK do you know? You met him?

>>149796222 (OP)
A toast

funny that people are only now starting to find gooby to have questionable character after the rapes and meng pic. but were mum after him punching a senior citizen in a bar in 2019 and buying the bar and banning him for life in 2021

>>149796614
She is constantly pregnant, I think Conor is just fucking sidehoes, whenever she is in risky months.

We wanna talk about Mosvar pulling out or are we still talking about gooby

Up on xrp, up, on pepe, up on doge. Way up. Oh my god-d-d-da. Whats with the good luck. Don't remember who I am?

It's nuts that Dee Devlin was able to handle that furious missionary pounding from Goobs. Remember the one that got filmed whilst he was in that Airbnb? She's an absolute champ

>>149797053
>movsar pulling out
nothing new under the sun tbqh

>>149796682
>One need not train five days a week to be a competent analyst of MMA, but experiencing the rigors of physical punishment certainly informs your judgment. -Luke Thomas 2009

>>149797081
Luke Thomas is built like Rasputia

>>149797053
qrd? who was he booked against?

>>149797108
Nate marqart

Huh?

Gooby is so lucky...
Look at how happy she is, his MASSIVE Irish cock is the medicine every woman needs.

>>149797120
You stole Chael’s tweet

>>149797095
You know who I like, Masha Rasputina. She's so good

>>149797122
Gooby came hard and hit a DEEP post nut nap

No way I would be able to keep my dick that straight with the weight, gonna do kegel exercises from now on.

most hetero thread on this board right now

>>149797081
>lift weights with personal trainer to be a competent MMA analyst

>>149797053
We tried earlier. It revved spammy so hard he had a mental break down and spammed hundreds of tranny porn posts from all his vpns. The idea of Movdaddy and the brazzas taking another L was just too much for him, sadly.

What did he mean by this?

>>149797164
He should be cut

Spammy is actually a psyop orchestrated by the thielcord

>>149797081
>nothing irks me more than mma journos who are gigantic fat slobs
>becomes a fat slob
how the tables have turned

>>149797053
kek Ilia ran away from this guy didn't he?

>>149797182
What a curious life Ms Devlin has led

>>149797196
Bros, were you willing to let your partner cheat on you non-stop and let everyone know, but in exchange for living like a rich person?

>>149797182
She probably got a nasty yeast infection that fucked with goob's nervous system and now he has a preference for fugly women

>>149797053
If Diego Lopes beats Jean Silva, Yair might actually get the title shot

I will come back soon gotta look at goobster's dick

wmma reactions to the reveal?

so are dee and ghoobs married?

>>149797164
Movsar did 9/11

You would do well to remember this is the Ultimate "Fighting" Championship not the Ultimate "MMA" Championship.

>>149797306
no, she is saving herself for me

heeminder this was your average mid level card just a bunch of years ago

>>149797370
I don't know who any of these people are

Doctor prescribed me no minge no training no booze and no weed wtf am I supposed to do now
>>149796838
Hmm this changes everything

>>149797207
We're full sanchez

Cheers to the bong who showed me this song
https://youtu.be/OCAdHBrVD2E?si=xTMc-5AZGH7LMlS3

>>149797182
Stupid bitch doesnt even have marriage all of conors bastards are illegitimate bastards he can toss them out of the house any time he wants

>>149797442
I just told my nan the same thing

>>149797164
Look at his lip, that's a mark of honour. I haven't got any sex diseases yet

>>149797405
how bout now?

>>149797460
Is that Danil the Dawlg on the far left

i want to continue talking about men's penises

I'm 14 cm rock hard

Thinking about penis again.

Say what you will about Tom Aspinall, call him a paper champ, a race mixer, father of a retard, bitched by Jones, an ugly cunt with terrible teeth, but he never sent Azealia Banks a picture of his penis

The BWC brings the vibes!

>>149796222 (OP)
It took me 2 hours to find his penis. Nice cock bigger than mine, I feel that if mine was thicker it would feel bigger. Girth is more important than size btw

Lifting weights

>>149797541
I have both longer and thicker and I'm taller than him

I was in AWE! It was HUGE!

Talmbout Cawlnor McGreggur cawlk b?

>>149796222 (OP)
I thought him being eurotrash he wouldn't fuck out of his race. But that nigga will fuck anything, I could realistically land a prettier woman than that beach lady.

It is kinda big, you can't argue with that

Stop being so fucking or namefag if you must

>>149797585
Yeah but yjk she be doing tricks on it. Clearing the ring rust off that mahogany stained ring piece if you catch my drift b?

>>149797585
>tf
>tp
Where do you think you came from 'caco

>>149797595
Who?

are black girls better in bed

>>149797617
No but they'll help you when the nuclear apocalypse falls upon us

>>149797617
they do be real jungle queens in the bed i must say from my limited experience

>>149797611
Just sä

If Gooby secured Angela Hill when she dressed up as Kamala, he'd be the goat for sure

>>149797630
she always looks like she's pissed off about something

>>149797659
That's not me b

>>149797630
last person Id want to be stuck in a vault with

>>149797695
It's likely to happen once the palantir backed apocalypse kicks off

>>149797703
cool, I've always had an affinity for bunkers.

>most talked about UFC news is a fighters cock
yeh i'm thinking this faggot sport is never beating the allegations

>>149797370
Literally a 2-title fight card in the month of june you dumb stupid retarded cazzie faggot

>>149797678
Ou shieeet sorry b

>>149797547
and yet you don't have dee devlin. levels.

just saw the p4p rankings this “sport” is dead
>ilia topuria
reddit
>merab
REDDIT
>dricus du plessis
reddit and super gay
>alexandreddit pantoja
…
>Tom ass pained lad
Heeees le heckin good guy *søyface*
.
.
it’s only the dagis and arman bringing some actual masculine energy Amon so many goofy ahh cornballs

>>149797703
Give us a qrd doomposter you've been at this for a minute now

>>149797776
Brokeback arman is spanish

>>149797776
And what's not reddit in your book

Just saw goobs peach of a hawlg on /tv/

Khabitch and Dustbin lost

thanks, just saved another copy of it

>>149797812
How is Conor so powerful his nudes stir up more hype than Miesha Tates.
He is better at attention whoring than women. Give him all the titles.

>>149797790
Thiel is basically heading a doomsday cult founded on old testament beliefs. He sees himself and his kin as those who will reshape society with themselves as technocratic gods. He's an accelerationist and Dana/Ari are in on it

>>149797837
The tapes will be released when Dana is no longer of use

Be honest

How have your feelings towards Conor changed?

Dana party at the white house

Sanko has unhookable heels

>fully erect yet hanging straight down

B-b-b-beast of an erectile dysfunction b

>>149797837
What a fucking fag I would like to punch him very hard in the face unless he gives me a position as a minge heemer and breeding bull
>>149797857
Hoenstly? Respect

>>149797898
he probably got that surgery where they cut that tendon to make it bigger at the expense of it dangling like that, many such cases

>>149797897
Should not be allowed to wear that shirt or be that fat

Conor McGregor's Irish willy

>>149797822
islam, chimaev arman and charles oliveira ofc
Volks a tossup JDM is too

>>149797917
Doesnt stop him from railing skanko 5 times a week

>>149797910
Nah, the other pic with the weight he's erect. This one he's half chub.
With the surgery you can't do the weight. It will still get hard but flop around. Like if you lay flat on your back, your hard meng will lay on your belly button.

Fighters should be legally required to weigh in with their hawlgs out. I need to know who to support. I will always support a microBEAST to overcome the odds and heem a bigdickcel. Imagine Khabib has a 1 inch pecker and he did that to someone who hawlgmawlggedhim, it’s legendary.

>>149797812
Decent size and length honestly, good stuff

>>149797898
You didn't see him hanging a dumbell from it while keeping a 90° angle? You can say anything about the Goobster but not that he has a limp meng

>>149797935
What's the point

>>149797939
What about women? Tucked in or big labia?

>>149797917
?

>>149797975
What the fuck is this

>>149797460
Ortega(?)
Henderson(?)
Cruz
Rockhold
Bisping
Faber(?)
Jerome
Poirier

>>149797975
>its real

>>149797990
it's a screenshot of a tweet summarizing an article from The Economist

>>149797812
Doo got a minor case of phimosis

>>149797895
ewww I didn't want to see that

>>149798017
Ok how you know?

>>149797975
They have gooners writing articles at the economist now? geez louise fellas I think I'm too skilled for the workforce

>>149798031
>

Ilia Topuria.


Tiny meng or beast of a hawlg? I go back and forth on this.

>>149797935
worth it you think? i don't think it's necessary for gooby, but for us mere mortals, perhaps?

>>149798045
He's no Daimon Dayskii

>>149797975
Everyone at the ecommienist should be publicly executed

>>149796241
I've got at least a 1" reach advantage on conrad

>>149796241
I’d take Min Smalloway into the deep walders in a sword fight b

>>149798043
Kek

Sober for 3 days this is already awful and it's only 3pm

coming across finland's posts makes me physically ill. you just know he's an obese vpn user who doesn't shower and smells like dick cheese

How do you know what dick cheese smells like

i miss dernmark lads he prolly killed hmself after dern got blacked and bred with mulatto kids tho

haha poiriers fighting this weekend guys uhhh that's cool I guess

>>149797812
Thanks. Now I don't have to search it and have my ISP thinking I'm gay for searching dick picks

>>149798185
There's a danebro who posts usually just asian cards

Peahead probably seethign his retirement fight is being overshadowed by Goobys hawlg

>>149798198
I wonder if the media will ask them questions about Conor that would be fuckin hilarious

If only the pereira v ankalev fight didnt buckbroke mexicope he will be here to comment on gooby's meng

Inshallah brother Jake Matthews will be triumphant

Jakob Faggot

>>149798216
He picked the belator guy over Mario Bautista i remember, another cazzie

Jolie has to have really fat tits by now

crazy to think that gooby got his dick pics leaked and it was still a story win for him. maybe i should send my hawlg to the work group chat tomorrow

>>149798158
Yes, I think you're right

>>149797812
I'll be coming home soon. Give me some tips and advice.
Or just one or the other if you're not feeling generous, I'm not demanding

>>149798279
You are a benechod who spams about dagestani penis all day

>>149798307
Kek it's me

>>149798158
Factual post sadly

I feel proud. For once I posted and wasn't recognised. Somehow everyone knows it me regardless of what I say. Like I'm marked or something

finlands a beast dawgl

34 days until Zatdaddy fights

>>149798317
See >>149798307
>>149798319
You cheeky black bastard

>>149798324
Mhmm

Pakibong is the gooby of /heem/ the way y'all keep imitating him

>>149798320
Thanks b hope you're keeping cool in this sweltering summer heat no 92

>>149798278
Conor's dick pic has to win one of the three; fight of the year, KO of the year or the BMF belt.
Look, i didnt write the rules, thats just how it is.

>>149798339
Heard he has a huge cock as well

#Gay4Gooby

>>149798319
your posts are flagged but its not visible on your machine

>Poirier retirement and title and last whatever
>Costa stinking up the place
>Holland vs bum
Is this really a script worth repeating?

retarded nighers

>>149798363
Don't tell him (You) goof

>>149798365
Rodriguez has the potential to heem Holland, though.

>>149798342
4 inches isn't big madame

My dick is bigger than Connors

>>149798278
If you have a big dick, pics leaking is objectively a good thing as long as you don't mind the potential embarrassment to family. It'll make women want to fuck you more, and men will inherently respect you more

>>149797812
ITS STILL UP!
the imagine i mean

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

>>149798339
Heard he got Stricklanded his entire youth as well

We already have

>>149798392
D-Rod has 2 TKO wins in the UFC and Holland has been almost unheemable up to this point

Congrats to Steve Erceg on becoming ranked #4 P4P.

Why is Dana on the board of Meta?

>>149798325
Hehe

>>149798363
Seriously? This is getting scary. By the way sorry for calling you a third worlder yesterday.

You aren't one

this entire time i thought he sent pics to iggy azalea, not azalea banks
wtf

>>149796241
I’m smaller and cut :(

>>149798534
Why'd you say 'almost' b?

>>149798634
which museum did you steal this mfw from

SOON

Gooby's meng has inspired me to start a new diet.

>>149798558
Dana, excuse me, Dana!
Stop fooling around with these gilfs and put together the card, Dana, excuse me!

>>149798647
*whipcrack*

ive got the little meng of destruction

>>149798665
You sound jealous

Goob's meng

Gooby has a liddle bit phimosis. Should come to jacuzzi brazza

Helwani got that Hebrew hammer

>>149798668
On her juicy bum, damn right. I'm glad you're finally with me brother

>>149798722
back to the fields you big purple nonce *whipcrack*

>>149798684
Hey meng dont talk that talk if you dont walk the walk

*fucks*

>>149798752
is that benny safdie?

THEY WILL DEVOUR US

7 inches isn't a beast of a hawlg b

>>149798767
Dementia diaper dingleberries when they see Clozapig coming:

Hey, why'd you stop pit posting, playa?

people on twitter are saying gooby's meng is small. slightlybelowaveragebros...how do we respond?

>>149798777
Please don't rev him

We are coming for our belt

>>149796682
Luke Thomas inspected and cleaned his M16 rifle 49 times before raiding that Saigon hell pit.

>>149797812
>white boys think this is big

KWAB!!!

Daddysanya would have y'all piggies MILKIN' his THANG.

Abdulnamap probably would've found Gooby's dick pics funny. He seemed kind of chill

>>149798814
We were just talking about this on the K-1cord

>>149798834
Khabib would've bodied this freak

Aldo has been going to Orlando theme parks every day for like a month.

>>149797812
I have a bigger cock

>>149798844
The Khabib that fought Horcher would have gotten buttfucked by Tony.

>>149798814
Israel has a notoriously small cock.

Nigger

>>149798865
Monitor ;-)

>Previous threads
>Everyone talking about how small and pathetic their meng is
>Connor pics
>Everyone now talking about how big their meng is
No real ones in this community. Just a bunch of clout chasing faggot

>>149798873
Santa isn't real either you little baby faggot

>>149798856
Shame turdny ducked

>>149798878
Who gives a fuck? Washed up geriatric bum. The new guard has entered and Gooby has a thiccboy underneath those gucci swim shorts.

>>149798878
>mfw gooby did this to take the attention away from Dustin's retirement

>>149798886
Talmbout a tiger thiccc hog

>>149798882
Khabib was the first duck b it happened after his fight with Darrell Horcher.

>>149798893
Can smell the piss through this image

>>149797585
Beach Lady is pretty you homo

Why is this general so homosexual

topturo has a little minge of a meng

Do women prefer the term cock or dick? I remember reading somewhere heem that sometimes they get turned off when guys use the term cock.

>>149797812
If he is hard, this isnt big

>>149798916
call it a pussy stretcher

>>149798914
Just say you nigga
She is old and fat but look good
But i might have something for latinas/philipinas

>>149798916
I just say penis.

The dogs that Xadame sucks off are thicker than Dusdaddy's pocket bussy I'm afraid.

>>149798921
>>149798909

>>149798921
>>149798909

>>149798863
FACT CHECK: Wrong!!!

>>149798909
>>149798939
>>149798952

>>149798944
>>149798940
Yes im just stating a fact and im talking h24 about it you homosexual bong tranny

you just know Tom aspinal has a little meng, a little micro sausage ting

Imagine the horror stories izzy's ex has about him. This is the guy who was feeding his dog with his mouth on snapchat

>>149798963
Aspinall has been completely transparent about this

>>149798958
Ans im not talking about it

>>149798966
the feeding was nothing mate he literally wanked it off on video

>>149798966
HE is not your bank

>>149798966
Daddysanya bodied that freak.

>>149798981
I too would seek $500k after being his tard wrangler for years

>>149798981
Looks like a cute tranny

do mexicans have big mengs

>>149797812
I have a much, much smaller cock, to the point where it looks like an entirely different organ

back in my day jelqing was done with a couple of warm towels and your hand

>>149798981
>The court ruled in favor of Adesanya, noting that his finances were managed by his mother and that he legally owned no assets. Powdrell was ordered to pay Adesanya $500,000 instead of receiving any money from him
Glad she lost but it's kind of fucked that they had to argue Israel didn't have assets rather than that she wasn't owed anything.

>>149799011
based mommysanya

>>149798981
Chills

>>149798989
Mentall illness

>>149799011
King.

big mengs are the most cucked shit ever. purely a tool of female pleasure. there's the same amount of nerve endings as a more modestly sized meng, just spread out so the pleasure is less concentrated for the meng wielder.
yikes. could not be me

>>149798989
Turn your monitor on

>>149799039
If you think about the female pleasure/gynocentrism, yes, then otherwise no

any idea on where one would find alvarez vs poirier 1? fullfights links are broken, it seems scrubbed from the internet

>>149798981
>Mommy save me!
KWAB

>>149798636
Holland had that weird headclash flash KO against Daukaus

>>149797617
The best girl Ive ever been with was a liberal white girl. She was an super freak

>>149799011
Bro went to the Hakimi school of business

>>149799073
Im on vacation

>>149799082
Are they retaining the English yet?

>>149798990
why

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's 17 year old son, Knox, does martial arts. Dana, sign the kid.

frangeria is literally 5'3

Beside aborigines
I dont think there is a race/ethnicity of girls that i find ugly

>>149799133
Why not? Isn't this the cock discussion thread since mma is the gayest sport bar none

fragaria? talmbout strawberries?
i hella heem berries b

>>149799150
Not even super Zhangs?

>>149799146
Is he not a tranny ?
Also he is a low t effeminate richfag with a faggot dad
He wont make it

kek they already started paving over that faggy rose garden to make way for the heemagon

>>149799158
Super zhangs ?
You mean chinks/east asians ?
East asian girls are hot

>>149799162
Gardens are kino
Should just put the octagon in it or the octagon inside the whitehouse

>>149799164
I'm not talking about just your average Chinese girl. I mean one where the bug blood is strong and she ends up looking like a racist cartoon.

>>149799159
Knox is a regular biological male. Shiloh is the girl who dresses like a boy.

>>149799182
He look like a girl with short hair
Faggot even had pink wraps

>>149799159
the next generation of mma stars will all be rich kids who had expensive training growing up.

>>149799146
>no knockouts allowed semi contact

>>149799177
I need some exemple

>>149799182
Has they/them ever heard of a duffel bag?

>>149799198
It's a children's tournament. You want kids slurring like Schaub, b?

>>149799182
He needs a BBC

My chicken salad

Why didn't Ariel bring up Paulo's pro Hitler stuff on his X account during their interview yesterday

UFC White House 1 is to distract you from asking the real questions.

>>149799214
This is the salad fat fucks eat

I take a bucket. I layer it with chicken nuggets and M&Ms. Now we're talking.

Topiglet has a tattoo of MF Doom?

>>149799268
It's a Ring Wraith, dumbass.

>conor is circumcised
oh no no no HAHAHAHA

is that hachiko the dawlg?

>>149799281
For xer clitty ring?

>>149799150
That's a pretty solid take, even with Africans you can somehow find a really nice looking specimen. There aren't really any races that are entirely bad. Other than aborigines like you said

>>149799294
Nice catch bapa. Shiba's are a beast.

>>149799210
Jesus Christ, hahaha and you know she's been laid before

Imagine coming home to a sweet Nigerian wife who treats you like a king and gives you 10 strong sons.

>>149799313
I wanted a Shiba ina but I heard they're quite disrespectful

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iLjQsNLPYhQ I thought arman wanting to fuck nina drama was just a meme

Did the dagestan whore see the BIC?

I refuse to celebrate Gooby's birthday. His body is running on synthetic hormones, defeating the purpose of the "Happy Birthday" system.

>>149799319
They're like a woman in dog form

>>149799337
Don’t tell Toby that he’ll try to shag it

I preferred Conor when he leaked the lobster pasta

>>149799350
Kunta Kente

For me? It's Chilean sea bass over angel hair with a nice cream sauce.

>>149799371
Sounds gay

>>149799385
You wouldn't get it b. You eat Wal-Mart brand hotdogs.

>>149799128
Fr? What a disappointment

>>149799337
Yikes, so vile in the soul but don't have the redeeming appearance

I like my pasta as thin as possible also I'm an Alfredo guy

this is how i look when I'm phone posting to heem during the family function.

>>149799350
And I've expressed a liking for bestiality have I? Stop putting your fetishes in my mouth

Like Alfredo
Hate buying parmasean

Of course I crack the spaghetti before putting it in the water.

>>149799427
So you like angel hair pasta then?

Some big THICK strands of fresh Tagliatelle divine, chucky rigatoni is good!

>>149799431
Your kind have a penchant for it, just look at Adesanya

Jiggity jig hee haw hee haw
It's Dominic the Donkey
Jiggity jig hee haw hee haw
The Italian Christmas Donkey

I'm Mackenzie Derns dog ama

When the fuck is goobys wife gunna take him for half? it must be soon

>>149798934
Fair enough my king

>>149799476
>wife
Anon…I….

>>149799476
Dee is happy enough devlin on my peen

>>149799469
Did you ever had a chat with Aspen Ladd's dog? He seems like he would have some engaging stories to tell.

>>149799487
sorry they aren't married, but she sure as shit could take him for the lot right about now

legendary german humour

>>149799499
Yes and his nose is like 100x stronger than mine idk how he does it.

>>149799456
Why don't you go and lay an Egg? You faggot

Why is there a beer in the forest? Because the firs are tapping

Knock knock

>>149798939
sissysanya looks like the guy that imagines himself as the woman on his hentai porn tbf

In many ways, we are all Goobys wifes.

its not fair

>>149799476
>Woife

>>149799540
see
>>149799501

There was never no marriage

UFC 318 is around the corner and you still talmbout gooby's penis... the absolute state

its called common law partner look it up

>>149799572
no common law marriage in ireland

>>149799210
Thats not real

>>149799578
prove it

gooby announced 24 mil bkfc tournament

>>149799564
>gooby's penis mogging hollowanker and cuckstin's legacies

>>149799304
And i like diversity too
Imagine eating pizza everyday till the end of your life

Gooby has probably fucked some pornstars

>>149799592
NO

>>149799410
Fuck off you probably on vacation and you from spain/netherlands/belgium
>>149799427
I like tubes/rigatoni

>>149799590
Exactly, 4chan faggots who say they only ever go for blonde etc girls are retarded, they're probably virgins that's why the idea stays exciting in their minds

im not ur bank

>>149799587
yeah ignore that ant talk about dicks, literally

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>>149799654
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>>149799654
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>>149799596
The last time I travelled outside this shithole of a city was when i was 18 to an even more shitholier city to attend a familly marriage

>>149799599
I use crypto, fool. Bankless.

>>149796363
Welp looks like we’re moving out from this board and create our own red board

Goob should do a remix of Real1 - Phoenix