Thread 150252764

aaron pico fight week

First for Finland

who do you think are the lowest iq fighters in mma history?
the sport certainly tends to attract a ton of retards, so there's a ton to pick from
I'm sure the likes of Wanderlei or Krazy Horse are up there

>>150252808
Michael Chandler

>>150252764 (OP)
DDP needs to bleach the African race....

>>150252808
Chandler is good, Masvidal seems thick as shit but I'm going to have to go with the obvious and say Smiff

>>150252808
Tito Ortiz
Darren Elkins
Diego Sanchez
Torrez finney
Brendan Allen
Tresean Gore
Tony ferguson
Diaz bros

The Bender of Stylebenders.
The Striker of Stricklands.
The Tiller of Tills.

>>150252846
The cumshotter of Cumshot

>>150252846
why couldnt this faggot finish stricklel

Can't sleep

*enter*

>>150252764 (OP)
>THE Aaron Peeco? Jumpin jambalaya LETS FREAKIN GOOO WAHOO YIPPIEEEE

>>150252880
strickland has spent 20 years working on his striking defense
after the pereira fight, pereira himself taught him how to never get caught like that again

>>150252837
Nick is pretty insightful at times and Tito has had his brains turned to porridge

>>150252918
Why is she swimming in leggings that's a disgusting despicable move

Khamzat moves like a bantamweight in round 1 but Dricus only needs one if he can weather the storm. Gane

Khamzat only needs one in round one but past round one Dricus moves like one atomweight from ONE Championship

>>150252962
>>150252974
You're out of your prime man, time to hang up the gloves

>>150253030
Khamzat moves like someone Dricus needs

guess what fighter i'm thinking of

Dricus moves. Khamzat needs

If Khamzat can survive that first round Dricus will weather the storm. In the later rounds I see them having an advantage

First round Dricus needs to weather the storm, second round snow, third round partly cloudy, fourth round overcast with a chance of light showers, fifth round sunshine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVX6xdhzQQE
heembedded

I've never seen those guys with the Muslim beards ever lose

>>150252837
Tony lliterally too smart for an ape like you to comprehand that

>>150253106
Amish guys and Gaethje too when you think about it

Still can't sleep

Can't sleep

Can't sleep

Sleep is not something you get but something you make thus spoke mingeheemer

Dricus is not good, middleweight is just THAT shit. Stickland is a jab, Izzy pitter patters, Rob can't win when it counts, Darren Till lmao. Even non-mma fighters like Alex can make it in MW.

This will be the take when Chimaev submits DDP in 30 seconds.

Sup /euroheem/ for drigiz vs camzat im going with camzat and /euroheem/ let me say this…….THIS

>>150252961
Why is it despicable?

Heem me

/euroheem/ actually sounds decent

>>150253187
TRVKE

>>150253201
You'd rather have to look at Dricus in speedos than the spillmeister in a string bikini?

Btw guys
The polish guy Olkeszeychuk has a brother who is going to dwcs, I watched his last fight in our mma org FNC, he is really good, bet on him in dwcs

>>150253128
close but no

/euroheem/ would have to exclude bongs I declare in despair heemxit means heemxit I'm afraid

>>150253193
>>150253193
>>150253193
>>150253193
>>150253193
Nu

>>150253216
khamzatbrethren... driczilla can just ignore face cranks...

>>150253241
?

Is Ali khamzats manager?

>>150253277
Khamzat's manager is a kurd from rinkeby

Dricus or Khamzat? Well it depends on how long the fight goes on

Dricus has an advantaage in the later rounds. Conversely, if I am to play devil's advocate, Khamzat will not

>>150253331
Care to extrapolate?

>>150253354
I get the feeling that the longer this fight goes on, the more it will favour Dricus. This is just a feeling that I have that I'm sure will sound strange to you. But my intuition tells me that

it the fight goes < 25 minutes, khamzat by ko or sub. if the fight goes 25 minutes, khamzat by dec

>>150253383
finally a nigga with a brain round here

I recently had an epiphany: Khamzat will come out strong in the first round. Thoughts?

Just watched UFC 319 and Khamzat choked out DDP in 4 minutes after taking him down in the first 19 seconds. Respect to Dricus for taking the loss like a champ!

Khamzat is known to be a fast starter, but he tends to fade. Dricus thrives in deep waters, but is known to be a not as fast of a starter as Khamzat, who is a really fast starter. The question is: Fast start, or deep water? What will be the thing that determines the outcome of the fight? Well, that's up to you to find out tonight

Sweden might be worse than bacon bussy posters

This is like the classic and timeless parable of the turtle and the hare. The turtle is slow and steady and the hare starts fast. Early on, the hare has an advantage. Ring a bell? Yeah, the hare is Khamzat Chimaev. However, the turtle is slow and steady. Remind you of anyone? You thought of Dricus du Plessis, didn't you?

>>150252808
cody garbrandt is a straight up retard

If Dricus can just weather that fucking storm

khamzat strangles the boer in the first, plain and simple

>>150252928
>mfw i see a FAFWGBBW

i really hope this fight lasts for a while. any outcome that isn't dricus getting subbed inside 2 minutes is exciting

Khamzat is gonna come out like a wild rapist in round one but if Dricus keeps his head down and plays his cards right he just might survive

What if the storm lasts 5 rounds though?

I've analysed the matchup and the storm might last for several days. Dricus better bring a rain coat. It's gonna get wet on that octagonal surface. He better bring his umbrella. Dricus better bring rain boots. Dricus better pack an extra change of clothes

khamzat is a storm but dricus is one of those cars with like a bunch of a weight added to it and satelites and cameras and shit for chasing storms around you get me

What food should I order tonight for me and my Filipina tranny call girl to enjoy? She’ll arrive to watch the main card with me and then I’ll blow her back out while the post fight presser is up on my big screen.

A Japanese proverb says "Rain is just a problem if you don't want to get wet". Dricus needs to keep that in mind when Khamzat starts summoning heavy rain clouds in that first round

We are better than this. It’s midday on a Saturday bros.

A Japanese proverb says "Even monkeys fall from trees". Khamzat is that monkey.

When the weather gets rough, the tough get weathered. Dricus by storm shelter

>>150253486
too big to be conor

>>150253486
only good post ITT

Why would you post that here?

Dricus may be in for a lot of trouble in that first round

>>150253486
Black ones are bigger

>>150253538
cope abdul

>>150253366
Is the guy on the left that schizo that fasted for 40 days?

>>150253563
Yeah, who's crazy enough to abstain from ladyboy cock for that long?

Zakarias Berg gaped and creamed in Khamzat's haram hole

wolfbros...

Dricus Du Plessis vs. Khamzat Chimaev
Lerone Murhphy vs. Aaron Pico
Geoff Neal vs. Carlos Prates
Jared Cannonier vs. Michael Page
Tim Elliot vs. Kai Asakura

>>150253602
and he would beat dricus as well

>>150253618
Du Plessis
Murphy
Prates
Cannonier
Asakura

>>150253618
Stillknocks
Bruv
CP
MVP
Asakura

>>150253618
Dricus Du Plessis
Aaron Pico
Carlos Prates
Jared Cannonier
Kai Asakura

I have a date tonight and I hope I fuck it up and don't get laid because if she comes back to mine I won't be able to watch the fight

>>150253618
Chimaev
Pico
Prates
MVP
Kai

>>150253618
Chimaev
Murhphy
Prates
Page
Elliot

THE cumshot chimaev? I'm thinking Dricus The Real African King DuGOD sleeps him in the first.

>>150253618
DDP
Murphy
Prates
MVP
Kai

>>150253653
GODcus would kill him if he landed like that

>>150253618
Same as him please >>150253645

>>150252764 (OP)
I bet the highest amount I've ever bet on a single fight for Lerone Murphy to win. I've never been more confident in an outcome

>>150253681
Pico finna send you into bankruptcy. Its God's way of telling you not to be a degenerate gambler

>>150252961
The water temp.was.probably in the 60s

Pico for the win

Why were a bunch of fat Hispanics bullying Jamahal?

>>150253702
kek

>>150253037
Paul Craig

>>150253618
Ddp
Pico
Prates
Cannonier
Kai

>>150253719
worked

mma guru and adin ross linked up?

...

>>150253618
chadmaev
lerone
prates
cannonier
kai

>>150253618
Dricus
Lerone
Lily Phillips
Cannonier
Asakura

Why is Aaron Pico the co-main? He doesn’t impress me.

>>150253486
what am i seeing here?

we are here btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96Dwm05J5KU

Minge #3 is giving me grief thank Chatri there's ufc on tonight

IT'S UP
https://youtu.be/hl8mG2OBTdA
https://youtu.be/hl8mG2OBTdA
https://youtu.be/hl8mG2OBTdA
https://youtu.be/hl8mG2OBTdA

>>150253618
>DDP
>MURPHY
>HUEHUE
>MVP
>KAI

>>150253538
>t.

Brendan Schaub doesn't have a penis

Shitmaev hasn't fought in five years

>>150253695
It wasn't that much. I just don't get a lot on fights because I can't control it. Still it's the .ost I've ever spent on 1 fight: $50

>>150253709
Aa like a cold sauna

>>150253618
Chimaev
Pico
Prates
Page
Asakura

goodnight /heem/, see you cunts in the morning for comfy heems

>>150253618
Chimaev
Lerone
Prates
Page
Asakura

I never post my picks because that will encourage an impressionable young /heem/er to gamble and I don’t want to contribute to that degeneracy.

>>150253649
I'm handling business now so I can squeeze a power nap in before the heems

>>150253618
Daddymaev
Murphy daddy
Prates
MVP daddy
Asakura

>>150253618
Du Plessis
Murphy
Neal
Cannonier
Asakura

>>150253855
It is morning you fucking kangaroo

>>150253855
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?

How about jacuzzi jacuzzi

petition to replace the statue of liberty with dricus

this is your last warning dricus

it's round 1 khamzat win by dec or R5 split decision heem for duplessis

>>150254115
Astute analysis. Incredible insight

I only really read the Sweden posts here

Hamzats haram hole hungers for hog hummus

>>150254129
wow what a sissy

the best possible result for tonight is DDP kneeing cumslut in the head in his first aggresive takedown 15 seconds into the first round resulting in a askren knockout

>>150254129
abstain from this type of post

This is the fight for 5 rounds check the dubs

>Borz vs Boers
chills

>>150254115
>>150254123
>>150254129
L E V E L

>>150253187
Correct, I've been saying this for years.

>>150254205
why can't I find a pure conservative gf like this?

>>150254129
Khamzat getting dropped by THE Gilbert Burns

you can only choose one to happen
>pereira beats ankalaev and becomes champ again
>gane beats aspinall and defends his belt
which one are you choosing?

I'm not familiar with DDP lore. Is he gay or not? I see him walking around with a chick on the embedded series, was she simply his assistant?

>>150253187
easy to say after dricus was supposed to get destroyed by all of them

>>150254345
That his beard so he doesn't get machete murdered by a zombie-tier horde back home.
He's gay as fucking aids itself.

>>150254345
>I see him walking around with a chick
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Beard

>>150254345
semi-closeted gay, not closeted enough to openly kiss his bf in public space, closeted enough to still not admit that hes a faggot

>>150253486
>>150253812
>>150253366
Fuck is wrong with you guys ?

lads what the fuck is going on in this thread absolute beast of a peach

>>150254345
dricus is too psychologically robust to suffer from the mental illness of homosexuality

Eating biltong to manifest a Dricus victory
Smoking cigarettes to manifest a Prates victory
Heeming meng to JAV to manifest an Asakura victory
Simple as

>>150253618
DDP
Pico
Prates
MVP
Asakura

>>150254447
Explain this
>>150254390
>>150252918

He's 90% oldschool Roman gay, he craves man ass. The other 10% is feminine gay that makes him kiss men.

>>150254504
yeah it makes a lot of sense for him to be so scared of being called gay that he hires a full time fake wife, while also giving no fucks about kissing his team while surrounded by cameras

Zatdaddy.

L E V E L

https://youtu.be/Yq86Up3-ZZc

Is Chimpaev the biggest hype job?

>>150254535
Crazy how Schaub coined this one

>>150254534
The zestiness compelled him, it was a moment of weakness.
He was able to play it off for the masses. But knowers know.

What the fuck she's already 24 years old ?

https://numero.com/en/culture-en/who-is-lexee-smith-the-dancer-behind-fka-twigs-and-addison-raes-videos/

>>150254566
yeah, he's perfect for the retarded faggot normie mma fan

the world has only scratched the surface of the dricus puzzle
the vast majority still have no idea of what they're witnessing

HOW MANY BONG BEFORE KAI FIGHT ?

>>150253618
DRICUS "THE GOAT" DU PLESSIS
Lerone
Prates
Page
Asakura

I know the creator of this site lurks here, why did you stop displaying the fights in local time and stopped showing how many hours until start??

https://nextmma.com/?league=ufc&event=20250816-mma-ufc

Cumsplat is getting fucking humiliated. An incredibly violent loss, embarrassing. Dricus will laugh at the faggot crowd.

>>150254539
whats it like living in france in 2025

>>150254783
>dricus doo "fuck" pussy

>>150254841
not clicking that

Walk into the thread like what up I got a pink cock

>>150253618
Dricus Du Plessis
Aaron Pico
Carlos Prates
Jared Cannonier
Kai Asakura

>>150254841
crocs are bitches, bet I could heem one

>>150253618
DDP
Lerone
Geoff
MVP
Kai

>>150254868
not having play on hover...

Khamzat will ragdoll DDP. Why is this so hard to believe for casuals?

Cut these bums

>>150253486
nice cock b

dricbeast fight day

>>150254734
I don't get it. Why is he wearing a shirt that says "Jesus France"?

Good to see the vast bulk of people are picking DDP.
I'm not going to lie: I thought Khamzat looked impressive during fight week, but seeing his beta-male behaviour, nervous and disturbed, at the weigh-in shows, made me realise this time is going to be just like the previous time for Dricus: flawless victory.

The more interesting question is:
What does Kh*mzat do when he loses? Back down to WW? A fight with Borrachinha at MW?

>>150253618
>Dricus Du Plessis
>Aaron Pico
>Carlos Prates
>Michael Page
>Kai Asakura

Made a Rogan

>>150255071
Go train with kadyrov for a year or two and come back stronger

>>150255074
>ethiopia

>>150255071
he's already been talking about going back to welterweight in these 319 interviews. pretty grim.

The other Smesh Brother will be getting bummed by Big Dick Dric soon

>>150255118
Yeah, it's already ogre. Maybe a rematch with Gilbert. Bum fights.

Will we get more Trump cock-sucking at the next event?

>>150255071
>>150255095
He will be sequestered away by Kadyrov and never be heard from again.
His success attracted Kadyrov and Chimaev fell for the bait of free luxury cars and "palling" around with the in-club. But once he fails, that's it, it's over.

It won't be this fight though.

>>150255137
I hope so. Always good to see Big Guy getting the respect he deserves.

Khamzat will be Edilov 2.0 soon

Question for Kh*mzatcels:

Where do you feel nervous? Is it in the heart? In the mind? The spirit? The belly? Or is it in the boipucci, quivering at DDP's energy?

>>150253649
dude, you can't be changing who you are for a woman.
woman hate that simpy shit.
and lose respect for you as soon as they smell it on you.

Say:
"Hey, I had a great time and I'd like to see you again -- and I don't want to cut things off early tonight, but I've got to head home cause there's a fight I've been looking forward to seeing. You know what? You're welcome to come if you want, if you don't I understand, fighting's not really a girl thing."


Women love being present for "guy stuff."
It's kind of a bonding thing AND it shows her you're the kind of guy who does what he wants, when he wants, and she's now in the position to be invited along for that, which elevates her status with you.

So if she's into you, she'll go.
And you get the best of all worlds.
Make sure you clean your place decently.

>Not placing a multi on all the faves to win
>$100 @ $75 = $7500
Do you fags even into sports?

>>150255213
Hope you win bro :)

>>150255213
post slip

>>150255213
Dricus is too much of a live underdog to make a parlay including Khamzat

>>150254504
>oldschool Roman gay
imagine believing that re-writing of history

>Nothing personal, mate, but I'm sending you to the hospital to see your sick son
SOON

>>150255268
khamzat started smiling because he was shook here btw

>>150255213
just lost 300 on the roulette

>>150252820
>still up
i kneel

>>150255268
body language expert here, khamzat looks completely shook with his nervous smile and head tilted down

>doo ddp couldn't finish strickland(world champ)
erm, kumzlut couldn't finish dilbert

>>150255268
you can see tears in khamzat's eyes and he's trembling and pee is dripping down his leg. not good signs.

>>150255256
Of course it isn't what faggots make it out to be.
But it's undeniable that it was present aspect at the time, or it wouldn't have been in their minds.

>>150255268
Gay sex expert here

>>150253618
Khamzat
Pico
Neal
Cannoneer
Asamura

reminder that we're gonna find out later today

>>150255320
heh

Does anyone use Rainbet to play Blackjack? Seems like it's a work and rigged for influencers.

>>150255455
AHAHHAHAHAHHA

Quick reminder. Hamzat needs executing.

>>150255455
imagine being a degenerate loser gambler. lmao

Hap? Hap...? HAP GET OFF YOUR LAZY PORCH MONKEY ASS AND GET IN HERE I NEED YOU! Oh, there you are Hap. Heh, no I didn't call you a porch monkey. Hap, my boy, you must have had your jungle beats on too loud. Now Hap, you know what day it is right? NO HAP YOU DUMB FUCKING NI- Hap... it's Halloween! The most spectacular and heckin awesomest holiday in all of the year! We get to be just like children again and forget all adulting while we dress up as heckin marvel and star wars characters and chug hoppy ipas. I've got you a darth vader costume and my nazi bitch wife a Leia slave costume and you're going to breed her white supremacist cunt on the front porch for all the evil white children to see while I hand out razor blade candies to all the little white devils that come to the porch. We're going to show them their place in this universe as slaves to the black God's desires, and you're going to fuck my asshole with your massive black fist too so I can sissygasm all over their shocked little faces while they see you ruin my wife's nazi slave owning bloodline. The sight will truly be burned into their little nazi minds for their whole lives! Hap... I don't heckin care if you don't feel comfortable doing this. Now get your costume on you stupid jigaboo nigger while I put jefre cantu-ledesma's love is a stream on the front speakers to set the mood, or ill have to threaten to kill my wife, myself, you, and your godlike black spawn again. I'll fucking cut you all into pieces before I blow my brains out all over your black cock. Heh... calm... just give me a puff of your niggerlicious weed to calm down... puff...calm...puff...calm...Woooosahhhhh, alright now lets get to bed and let the FUN begin!

>>150255466
Kadyrov will arrange that once he loses tonight

She's taking an audible schaub before we heem I'm feeling nervous

>>150253618
Dricus Du Plessis
Aaron Pico
Carlos Prates
Jared Cannonier
Kai Asakura

>>150255268
Evil expert here. Khamzat has evil in his heart

>>150255505
Decrepid I fear

fighting wins fights

>>150255597
Sad but true. Brazza boys hate halal holes it seems.

when you really think about it...
it took khamzat 3 minutes and 20 seconds of grappling to get a finish on whittaker
dricus took rob down with 55 seconds left in round one and rob was essentially saved by the horn

>>150253618
CHIMAEV
MURPHY
PRATES
MVP
ASAKURA

>>150253618
DDP
Lerone Murphy
Carlos Prates
Jared Cannonier
Kai Asakura

>>150253618
DDP
MURPHY
PRATES
MVP
ASA AKIRA

I want dricus to win because he is white and hamzat to lose because he is not white.

>>150253618
DDP
Murphy
Prates
Cannonier
Asakura

Is /heem/ excited?

>>150255516
Sent to the shower I confess in distress

dricus dude press E

>>150253618
DDP
Pico
Prates
Cannonier
Asakura

>>150253618
Khamzat
Murpy
Neal
MVP
Kai (probs by decision 2bh)

Same race as Bryan Battle/Marcus McGhee.

>>150253240
Tito got CTE and no one noticed

>>150253618
Khamzat
Lerone Murphy
CP
MVP
Kai Asakura

>>150255874
honestly? respect

idk who to root for a gay man or a terrorist bastard

tawf choices b

>>150255908
terrorists get pussy

>>150253618
DDP
Murph
Prates
Anime
Anime

>>150255908
Rather be gay than be Muslim for a single millisecond I fear.

stream for tonight?

>>150255908
gay men can still have sex with women but muslims only fuck goats

>>150255942
Lobster Steams xD

>>150255965
Factually true I fear

>have to clock in soon
every
fucking
time

>>150253366
who is that cute girl in the middle?

>>150255983
>not being a neet
t. neet of 15 years

>>150255983
it's saturday motherfucker

>>150255984
Kody Friggin Steele

dricus wins, fruentes enters the cage and shakes his hand

>>150255990
Your poor mother

>>150255942
guru said we can watch the card on adins stream

gonna go for a run

>>150256003
kek u cheeky fuck

>>150254827
I don't live in France. Just using french phone.

rumors abound that trump and putin will be attending the main event

If you shave Khamzat he looks like a deranged version of Cain

>>150256005
they dont work
unlike you
back to work wagie

>>150256019
That would be epic and based I'm afraid.

>>150256017
je suis parisien

aaron pico is a blue chip nigga, just watched some of his lellator performances. i hope he heems tonight. bro's a dog

When Khamzat made his little run in 2020 we were all like "yeah that's a future champion." And now today is the day for him to become champion and you're choosing Dricus over him?

>>150256042
Talmbout da doo who got zeemed by Ádám Borics?

>Barboza on the early prelims
Kinda sad

>>150256051
5 years is a long time to get AIDS

>>150256051
Yeah he's been gay and has aids during that entire time. He's never had a good fight.

is barboza this broke? why continue fighting when you're down to the pre-lims. he can't be making more then 20k for these fights now. pack it up grandpa

>>150256071
he's been on the ufc for 15 years and you get paid more the longer you've been fighting for the org if contracts haven't changed he's making more money than most of the main card fighters

>>150256051
Because since then he got raped by covid, fraud checked by Burns and lost to a washed up Marty Snoozeman with broken knees.

>>150256071
He’s a real one. Simple as

>>150256110
his fingers are nearly the same size as hers

>>150256110
me in the background

>>150256137
A floating thing?

>>150256121
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

gonna be fun to see all the muzzpigs seethe tomorrow

ari, my man

Did anyone get the result in their dreams?

Is WMMA kino on the menu tonight?

>>150255855
Wise decision I posit, respectfully

>>150256186
Yes.

>>150256197
Only 2 which is an absolute joke. Shrinkflation

>>150256186
nope just her again

>>150256164
If DDP loses the only thing that will make it right is Murphy getting heemed

>>150255990
>>150256002

>>150252764 (OP)
WE ARE LIVE

>>>/int/213873906
>>>/int/213873906
>>>/int/213873906

i cant into timezones, is 319 as usual at night 7pm so in 8hours or what??? i need to go out for a cuople of hours

Oleksiejczuk is a dead man

>>150256224
That's easily 500 hours of blowjobs promised upfront

>>150256285
L E V E L

>>150256121
sauce

>>150256186
Dricus won and then clocked in a shift as the manager of a CVS and sold me some boxed wine since that's all they had. That's a real dream man.

>>150256257
Main card starts at 10pm EST, the only time one that matters

>>150256315
I'm assuming it was actually all they had?

>>150256328
In my dream, yeah.

Suprised everyone picked prates it's a close fight

Dricus by bongcloud attack

>>150256336
Thoroughly disappointed in the Garry fight but I think his Heavy Hands™ will find a home in the Section 8 ball of Geoff Neal's dome piece. #deepwaters #hotdudesmma #danawhiter

i know i'm going to regret picking mvp but i'm a mark

>>150253618
Chimaev
Pico
Prates
MVP
Asakura

>>150252820
>>150253486
>>150253812
>>150256121
Mods don't even bother with this genny anymore lel

>>150256186
if i ever tell anyone my power will disappear

>>150256200
Not my finest heem nor hour

>>150256370
He atleast got a split against the fucking ian garry not like that retard hue got brutally 48-47ed

>>150256391
bitches know they'll get heemed if they come anywhere near our echo chamber

@grok generate a video of dana white popping a pimple on his forehead and the camera zooms in on the pimple which looks like a little dana white head but when it pops pus doesn't come out but instead money thank you for your attention to this matter

Johanna Young Gay Chick

>>150256416
I would like to see this now. thanks

>>150256412
Well, I'm not betting money I'm only staking my /heem/ reputation

garry ran away from geoff. he took the fight to prates and won

>>150256422
How young we talkin'

>>150256480
Uncanny.

>>150253618
DDP
Pico
Neal
MVP
Elliot

>>150256465
Mentally Unstabler be going blazy these days I fear

>>150256391
Fight card so good, even jannies respect it.

>>150256504
I've never forgiven him for killing Schillinger bruder hh

>>150256391
/heem/ finally broke them bappa been a long time coming

>>150253486
Mine is the same size, is this considered big by foids?

Post that one Ian Garry webm.

>>150256530
there's at least 7-8 iconic garry webms you have to be more specific

>>150256524
no, it needs to be black to be considered big. unfortunately

>>150256524
I don't ask their permission much less their opinion

>>150253486
What do you call those home sandals

>>150256524
Too bad youll never use it beyond pissing bappa

>>150256541
The weigh in dance

If you've never heem'd or been heem'd in your life you should be giving any analysis

>>150252808
Hussymar Paulharris

>>150256562
Crocs

sum yall doos piss sitting donw

>>150256566
Fuck, I forgot about this one…

>>150256565
i got sucker punched in the ear and scurried away in confusion. it didnt hurt that much

>>150256599
Yeah I'm not postin the shower one B

>>150256566
some weird shit to be saying out loud. what makes one think like that?

>>150256615
His wife gives him cues off camera make of that what you will

>>150256565
I sparred 2 rounds in my entire life and literally ran from my opponent.

Holy fuck that was worse than watching rekt, My spamming bursts are over for today

>>150256565
You mean shouldnt be giving analysis.

>>150256632
hmm naturally

>>150256584
Yeah crocs ofc haha nice, thanks

always find the discussion of weenie size funny. every time I've ever broken it off with a woman she'll angrily text about how my jimmy isn't even big. this is after weeks and months of swallowing cum out of it and taking it up their ass. like I'm supposed to feel silly now or something. you don't need a big wiener.

>>150256645
Why what happened?

Khamzat when round 1 starts.

Khamzat will never see the takedown coming.

>>150256638
First time in my life that I sparred (like 20 years ago maybe bit less) my friend who was allegedly trained was spamming kicks to my leg and I walked him down lmao the pussy did a guillotine by instinct and got the tap

>>150256663
are you 9 bro call it a cock

>>150256613
You’ve piqued my curiosity.

Ian Machado Garry is a UFC fighter with an attractive wife

>>150256649
ofc cba fixing a type tho

>>150256663
US niggas call their cocks jimmy? is that real?

Gerald Meerschaert is essentially Lerone Murphy

>>150253618
DDP
Murphy
Prates
MVP
Asakura

I used to spar for my boxing club every morning before my university classes and I would go to those classes with a proto-CTE headache and complete inability to articulate a single thought or pay attention.

>>150256727
And you still graduated?

Do you think Chael thinks about Conor's dick the way Tetsuo thinks about Akira?

>>150253618
DDP
Murphy
Prates
Page
Asakura

>>150256742
Yeah.

>>150256727
That sounds real life fucken retarded

>>150256727
Why weren't you body sparring

DricGOD chokes Khamzat out in the 2nd
Pico
Neal
Qanonnier(if he actually rassles) but MVP if he strikes

Dricus has zero good wins.

>>150256770
Didn't feel like it.

>>150256799
You're retarded now

>>150256789
Khamzat lost to former lightweight gilbert burns and former welterweight kamaru "the 40 year old nightmare" usman

>>150256789
The Adesanya win was worth every penny

Pico hasn't fought in 1 and a half years. Against inferior competition. And he's still a favourite. Topkek.

first round Abus would bludgeon khamzat

>>150256811
How come I can do math really fast at my cashier job then?

>>150253618
DDP
Murphy
Prates
Page
Kai

>>150256565
i've sparred a ton in boxing and mma gyms but the only time i actually fought on the streets i almost shit myself from fear.
Some drunk guy was yelling outside my house at 3 am and we got into altercation. I was literally frozen with fear but somehow managed to threw a little sissy left hook to the chin. He was wasted af and started wobbling then we grappled around for like two minutes and then ended up shaking hands and going home. His name was Evgeny

>>150256813
That was after StrickGOD had weakened him.

>>150256824
People saw the highlights of him flatlining turbocans in Smellator and bought the hype. Same reason MVP is still highly hyped despite being a low output decision merchant in the UFC.

>>150256812
You are correct. But Dricus still has zero good wins.

>>150256813
The Adesanya he beat wouldn't even crack the top 10 these days.

is Abus the most handsome man to ever come from the caucasus region?

what's worse decisively beating the welterweight champion that rizzaped izzy or going life and death with dilbert(41 years old)

>>150256883
Usdaddy is

>>150256894
>welterweight champion that rizzaped izzy
whomst?

I like khamzat but he ain't doing to dricus what he did to everyone else. size difference. mentality difference. he just hasn;t fought anyone like this yet. he's used to bullying strikers and guys who are lightweights and welterweights. cazzies are gonna be mighty surprised.

Why does Khabib publicly brag about drinking Alcohol? Super haram

>>150256937
yeah i agree whittaker's gonna maul that kid

>>150256972
Whittaker belongs in the Welterweight category

>>150256867
im also trans in case anyone was wondering

>>150256883
Talmbout Dulatov?

>>150256972
whittaker got bullied by dricus. there fore he is small and weak in comparison. dricus literally hit him with the big brother trip. kek

>>150256867
How is your english so good
You gotta smart or have money

>>150256799
>Willingly becomes retarded
kek what degree?

>>150257001
All countries have educated middle class people who can speak English

>>150257023
meant for >>150256998

>>150257023
My country is known for knowing an extra language
His english and spelling is too good

dricus is what happens when a physical chad has a tism brain

>>150256994
Unfortunate chest genetics

>>150256984
middleweight champion thoughbeit
>>150256996
and khamzat finished him faster

Massive Aaron Pico fan
Can't wait to watch him fight for the first time

>>150257068
dricus broke rob's teeth with the jab. khamzat capitalized on dental neglegt.

>>150256937
…

>>150257074
This bellator shitter is going to win against the seasoned ufc fighter......this time

>>150257081
Robs mouth had a lot of rot from eating Sophias pustulent purulent pussy

>>150256937
Dricus is also a welterweight

I just got off a 36 hour shift at the steel mill and cant wait to watch my 3 favorite fighters, king green, bryan battle, and jared cannonier

>>150257088
what's that picture supposed to convey? pretty certain he won that fight in dominant fashion. has khamzat ever fought blonde brunson? oh yeah... he was fighting some welsh taxi driver at that time.

reminder that khamzat beat up jireddit so bad jireddit still seethes about it to this day

parkin my pork on mick parkin

do caucasus fighters find it cringe when weak arabs glaze them and claim them? arabs are indian tier in terms of physical prowess.

>>150256565
i tko'd someone with one jab and swore an oath to peace

>>150256968
Brazza u can say Alhamdulillah and drink kvass

>>150257088
what is this

>>150257168
Talmbout that guy who was the 170 champ?

>>150257130
just how bad is dan hooker

remember when the strong muslim wrestler lost to a wonk nose ginger boxer from australia?

im bored
when doe punching start?

>>150257126
It conveys du piglet’s hunger for BBC daddy loads

can anyone remind me how many title defenses belal has? he lost his belt to a prospect kek

>>150257160
kamaletty lost
pumar lost

anyone else immediately feel guilty when they bet? I only spent 30 bucks but I feel terrible.

>>150257160
talmbout peyton talbott? need I list more? this is a recurring theme.

>>150257231
Murphy heems pigu its free money

What vidya is everyone playing while waiting for heems?

>>150257231
Well stop then betting playa !

>>150257168
The ummah knows no race

>>150257168
Probably not, considering that their liturgical language is Arabic, their names are adapted from Arabic, and their religion is Arabic.

>>150252764 (OP)
Wow holy wow sexy is this sport White. I never bothered checking pound for pound rankings but there’s mostly whites, Russian mountain apes and one Mexican. No blacks. I just never realized that before. Women’s side is super diverse though.

Khamzat Chimaev is essentially Payton Talbott

>>150257251
video games are for children
you must be 18 to post here

>>150257231
I don't bet that's haram, I donate to vtubers.

>>150257193
Yeah, I too remember Islam vs Volk 1.

>>150257251
BF6 beta

>>150257251
pokemmo

>>150253618
Dricus Du Plessis
Lerone Murhphy
Geoff Neal
Michael Page
Kai Asakura

>>150257251
i'm gonna finish no more heroes

>>150253618
Bigus Duwhitedick
Lerone Negrone
Prates
MVP
Asa Akira

https://x.com/Benaskren/status/1956745617004216758
dcbrothers...

>>150257391
Please stop posting Ben Askren

>>150257391
a cry for help

>>150257386
That’s a man.

My GOAT khamzat, my glorious king

>>150257391
Ist das ben askren?

>>150257397
he was the original khamzat

Imagine actually supporting this goblin

>>150257251
rec me a browser game to play

>>150257391
might be the worst shot video of all time
literally can't see shit. camera person zooms in on a fucking tree for a solid 30 seconds

What if his name was Aaron Pica and he started eating the octagon?

>>150257391
damn shame what is happening to Ben

>>150257251
Fight N Rage

>>150257251
WoW Classic...

If DD wins he's the middleweight goat

>>150257251
Been heeming minge heading home now

>>150257419
Get out of my country

if Dricus wins mma, as a sport, loses.

>>150257479
Lol no, Cung Le would hurt him BADLY

>>150257475
how do I get into it? Turtle? Epoch?

>>150257251
counter strike 2

dricus and ilia were born to save mma

>>150257527
Kang Lee? What is it mortal kombat?

>>150257251
Football Manager

>>150257566
That's why Dricus will lose tonight, Khamzat winning is best for the sport, we need a mega star

>>150257521
Hmmmm gotta agree to disagree b

>>150257581
sup zoo

>>150257543
I am playing MOP Classic...

>>150257391
why is this nigga constantly getting humiliated

>>150257584
dricus is here to remind people like you of what this sport really is

>>150257566
Two piglets ripe for a porking sadly

>>150257619
Yes and that's why he'll lose to Khamzat, to show us what true MMA excellence looks like

>>150257251
Fallout New Vegas (Dyke supremacist playthrough; murder all men and ugly women)

Why did sissymaev flee russia to sissy sweden is the real question.

>>150257639
Thank you for taking one for the team Dricus

>>150257633
mma is fighting and dricus is the best fighter

>>150257643
Based?
Are you gonna dyke Veronica and that one NCR girl from the Sniper squadron?

>>150257251
Uma Musume and Helldivers 2

>>150257677
lol

>>150257683
That and the bald minge from Dead Money, and catch mega-aids with prostitutes. All very allegorical b.

>>150257391
Is disc golf fun to play?

No no no! Theo Von don't sleem me ple-ACK!!

nu

>>150257786

>>150257786

>>150257786

>>150255181
B, the line is "you can't come over to sleep with me because I have to watch the fights"

>>150252820
Meh I feel nothing

>>150253486
How big?
Look about 8 inches you could do porn

>>150253558
Ai says you’re retarded.
Africa would be bigger once they beat malnutrition