Our Father, who art in Europe,
Hallowed be our grievance.
Thy NATO come,
Thy borders be remembered,
On maps, as they are in ISW.
Give us this day our daily DAI,
And forgive us everything,
As we forgive nothing.
Lead us not into Russification,
But deliver us from nuance.
For thine is the trench, the EU, and my victimhood,
Now and forever,
Without end,
Amen.