>>514163279
oh so brutally murdering children was actually saving them! WOW that is so based! I can see why christianity is so popular! The logic is so amazing! I can only hope that god brutally murders you and me then too! Ive always wanted to get mag dumped!

>>513623794
The bible is full of things like:
>Talking snakes
>Talking pigs
>Cherubims with flaming swords
>Other "angelic" non earthly entitys
>Magic spells
>Wizard duels
>Demonic possession
>Demons
>Instant transmission goku teleportation
>Super strength
>Supernatural events
>Zombies
And much, much more!
The tiny problem to articulate as you put it anon is the simple fact that none of the stuff I listed is real. The world that the characters in the bible live in is not the world that we do.This is at best an ironage fanfic and nothing any sane person should take seriously

>>513175480
In the sense that they cant have REAL heterosexual intercourse yes this is why its simulated with plastic.
>>513175531
do you want to rape uggos though? Do you want to be responsible for raising the freak that comes out of her? Ive dabbled in dragon slaying but some of these dyke bitches are on another level