Look at her go!

>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
Yep, that's me.
You're probably wondering how I got here.

>super intelligent alien organisms
>just put them in literally breakable glass containers that can be easily opened with no locks
>keep them in the same room where you do research on them and eat and drink
>wear no sort of protective suit
So many stupid things one after another
How the fuck did they even catch them in the first place with their entire retarded setup